Best of Jay and Silent Bob part 1

[cliffallica]

"this will keep the sun out of your eyes" ....hows that? its fucking backwards!

[jjlove214]

"this motherfucker aint on of us! he's a sheep fucker!" throws brent out truck and sticks up middle finger "whos the dumb ass now motherfucker!" i love this movie!

[saphriaofhogwarts]

Jay and Silent Bob are BAMFs; they march to the beat of their own drum and don't care what anyone else says! Heck yeah! :D

[Mariamus]

@saphriaofhogwarts Are you just saying that because you don't want them to show up at your house and beat the crap out of you?

I'm agreeing with your statement, though.

[natephishy]

brent

[paketic1]

JEBITE SE !

[Mega808king]

5:07 JAY HAS A VAGINA

[slipknot4lifeinsanit]

rotfl i was singing this in math and my teacher started singing along l0l

[dbow4life666]

l00000l



[SabbraCadabra]

I watched the shit out of this movie when I was in high school. I always laughed my ass off at the scene when you see Shannon Elizabeth for the first time.

[Deathcoremaniac1995]

this is the only video ive seen with 0 dislikes

[GeorgeUnheaded]

nice

[crazychadmb]

no dogma or clerks? you missed out

[keylala122]

<3

[Nautilus1972]

Zoology nazi : 2:38 : There is no monkey.

[fannydialafilms]

NOW WHO'S STUPID YOU DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER

[Nicholsable]

it semes that jay would say this for bordy you piece of shit

[0011Tevez]

this is funny

[SnoocheeBoochees]

was part 2 taken down?

[iamjsun]

@SnoocheeBoochees i never made it lol i was ganna but i stopped makin vids

[SnoocheeBoochees]

@iamjsun LOL, well this was a good compilation, lots of my favorite moments were shown and u can tell from my channel name that i am a big fan LOL

[jruiz94]

@iamjsun Yu should make a number 2 bruh and include the part where Jay meets God in Dogma... One of my favorite Jay moments of all time hahaha

[WhiteWolf1088]

@iamjsun Hi there!

Could you please tell me what movie the scene at the very beginning is from?

I don't believe I've seen it before :)

[iamjsun]

@WhiteWolf1088 mall rats

[meganAnn4201]

the parody of silence of the lambs is great

[27ryanh]

the second was the first clerks dumbass

[hardy502]

WE CALL IT, DOOBY SNACKS.

[penut629]

what movie is where the first two clips are on? tell please

[MrMashpotatolover]

@penut629 the very first was "Mallrats", and the second was "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"

[XxHelenaJolieXx]

DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER LOL

[Wessssss21]

1:11 greatest song ever

[masterownedu]

LOL THE ENDING WAS THE BEST

[bunzy11]

lol i find it funny lafours in mallrats was in pumping iron with ahnold and was tank on the old captain power and the soldiers of the future kids show :P

[JadoShi]

im surprised the george carlin bit wasnt on here...

[sk8legendz]

you gotta be kidding me tha fuckin easter bunny did dis?

[lesa9410]

Fuck Fuck fuck Mother Mother fuck fuck mother mother fuck mother fuck mother fuck 12 1234 Noich Noich Noice smokin weed smoking wizz smoking coke drinking beers beers beers rolling blunts who smokes the blunts!? 

[GIossary]

the 2 best ones = the baby one and the sheep fucker one LOL

[scourge8825]

JAY AND SILENT BOB ARE AMAZING

[flyboyer808]

@KNOCKOUTO1 Mallrats

[jhboy1]

what is the song at 0:13?

[ScreamBloodyMetal]

@jhboy1 Joe Walsh, "LIfe's Been Good"

[AzureDamn]

bye bye easter bunny

[nunchuckerz]

this will keep the sun out of ur eyes, its backwards

[jrmd99]

jays mom fucking doesnt need to fucking say fuck in front of fucking babies

[nickzwan]

the real question here is why do we take our ques from a dick in a neckercheif

[nickzwan]

jay and silent bob brodie snd randal are my heros

[moneymaker8815]

at 3:00,silent bob seems too much like a goodie too shoes(based by his words of wisdom) to beat ppl up...,and dante from clerks and clerks 2 seems too much a goodie too shoes to cuss using da F word...,he prolly can use da B word or C word...,but not much more...

[ollie1277]

graham needs a slap

[ratedcko]

what is that song at 4:17

[thisisguyw]

Goodbye Horses

[Tai1gate]

Goodbye Horses, Q Lazzarus . They are spoofing a scene from Silence of the Lambs

[twistedferrets]

@Tai1gate i knew it! lol hilarious...

[putthisonmytab]

Umm sorry the first song kick some ass.

[putthisonmytab]

who sings that song.

[uncoolDarkness]

lol love it jay and bob are my hero.

[Deadlygto]

best duo ever!!!! btw did anyone else catch that right after jay pulled out the doobie snacks "shaggy" was on tha windshield??? lol

[256gardner]

@Deadlygto ya lol i saw that (:

[zRaveNz]

snoochie boochies indeed

[redgator12]

doobie snaaaaacks.........

[cashfan123]

fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuker fuker mother fuker lolol

[epm724]

snuchi butichies XD fucking funny

[daniellos333]

ræ ray and rirent rob

[thelink5694]

NOW WHOS STUPID U DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER!!

[levistout]

wat was the begening

[peevack]

Mallrats.. probly the best film in the view askewniverse

[sic742617OOOO27sic]

5:08 LOL

[westt87]

jay and silent bob are my fucking heros

[mslayton2012]

jay is my 2 uncle bitch

[theemokyd]

5:28 that woudl explaine why scooby and shaggy are always hungry....

[theemokyd]

this video can only be described by four words:

SNOOCH TO THE NOOCH!

[ScorpioEagle89]

hahahah awesome love the baby part!!!!

[TheAnchioSystematic]

the rest of the films hilarious aswell!

[sweetlaxstar]

HAHAHA nice dude. the beginning is the best.