Alvin Hall Ostrich Attack

[missvball1]

Why is he doing a video about money with ostriches?!

[fedoramonkey8]

Why is there so many ostriches?

[lazyboi368]

i fail to see the relation between investments and ostriches....is his target audience ostriches?

[lnvestigate]

Most random spot to talk about investment schemes.

[ChaosKirbyoLight]

lol the birds are mesmerized by his laugh

[itzfiyahh]

the way he laughs drives me up the waaaalllllllllllllllllll DA FUCK kinda laugh is that? so fucking annoying

[MrQkumber]

Why is he in front of a bunch of ostriches while talking about investment schemes? ._. so random

[LisaSpringfield]

7 dinosaurs, 1 nigga.

[ienjoyapples]

fucking dinosaurs

[mrmaturitydelinquent]

"Hey dude, take off that ridiculous bowtie before we peck your ass without mercy"

[examinationboard]

kind of laugh is that

[Petrusromo]

that nigga gay

[pescadomaligno]

They're like ''Oh look, a big chocolate, yummi''

[Zanucky2236]

Awwww I think this guy is CUTE <3

[sbarnes2011]

That laugh! It's the kind of laugh that is cute at first, then gets old quickly. And what, were there no fences he could stand in front of?

[rokuouganricky]

"Mr. Wuncler! The damn media is reporting on our scheme!"

"Dammit Johnson you think i don't know that?!

Send out our elite team of ostriches to silence him!"

[Mongler37]

1:44 "Bowties are gay, The Doctor lies"

[kanata0717]

GAY ALERT JAJAJAJA

[vfxfan]

two words: green screen

[Thephatguyfromlost02]

I guess this was before green screen

[chatterpossum]

His laugh sounds like an Ostrich himself

[litojonny]

LOL at his laugh

[SoloHero]

He seems fun. lol

[blacknight32TCS]

this would make alot more sense if he wasnt doing this report in a field full of ostriches

[prophetchannel]

And this is why you use green screen.

[Blopartyhut]

This should be titled reporter turns gay in 3 seconds.

[dinosdontgorawr]

He laughs like Anderson Cooper

[whatshalleyedo]

His suit is gone

[matagarza22]

His laugh is gay lol

[bellinhavet]

@matagarza22 And what is the problem if is he is gay or not? Why is it SOOO important?

[TheKenfig]

@bellinhavet Why is asking what the problem is if someone is gay or not and why it's important SOOO important ?

[Aceinface1]

Watchout its a big ass man pigeon!

[Endivisual]

LMFAOOOO 

[kjsh987]

homophobic ostrichs jajajajajajajajajjaa love them

[Lupostehgreat]

There's so many Ostriches. Whyyyyy are there so many Ostriches?

[cadman2300]

Ostriches love to hear his laugh.

[crud24]

his laugh lol

[margaretfinny0]

his Jay-Z laugh is killing me softly.... I can't 0_o

[GrandMasterPikachu]

It's obvious this ostrich wanted some crackers.

[AurorasBlade]

Bahaha I love the ostrich at 1:30, he's all "Hmmm.... hey.... Hey bro.... You got a little so- I DID NOTHING!"

[guitardude95cool]

Anyone else thinks that guy laughs like Pops from regular show?

[fearonthefat]

these are my favorite animals

[125sonicboom]

They're not ostriches... THEY'RE DUGONGS!!!

[SaltySangster]

@125sonicboom i dunno if you are joking or not. Dugongs are sea mammals cousins to the manatee.

[125sonicboom]

@SaltySangster It's a fad. Youtube . com / watch?v=6bws_eVfFoU is where it came from.

[whotaughtyou]

DONT CASTRO MY FLIPPIN NAME THEN

[Rainbowdragon2]

I remember watching a tvshow episode with this, the narrator was saying "Ostriches can tell a nerd when they see one and this guy is nerd-o-rama!"

[Socoolscienceshow]

why are there so many ostriches, the brochure said there would only be a few ostriches

[Amar7605]

I love how the bird at 1:32 is acting like he is really interested in what the guy has to say, only to want the bowtie.

[1888junkteam]

Q: Why did the ostrich keep pecking the man?

A: They wanted to hear him laugh?

[southernfeelings]

Ostriches are bitches.

[wiiLuvCalifornia]

There are way too many ostriches... Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches... This is a terrible vacation!

[derederew]

These ostriches are racist and homophobic.

[Xudopremacy]

1:28.

The new Mike Tyson.

[RichardWhereat]

I wonder if these birds remember being Raptors?

[roachie1127]

Before Shooting The He Threw A Pen At It

[kokoriboy]

I laugh just like him :(

[emmanuelniiayihammon]

he got the most annoying laugh ever \

[BlackBloodification]

@emmanuelniiayihammon It's not his laugh, you can clearly see the video and audio perfectly synced, and that he was even speaking himself, while the woman in the background was laughing.

[emmanuelniiayihammon]

@BlackBloodification whats ur point....are you saying he isn't actually laughing?

[BlackBloodification]

@emmanuelniiayihammon No, you stated that he had the most annoying laugh ever, but it was actually the woman in the background who was laughing the way you found "annoying", and not him.

[KookelMcJiggs]

his laugh! oh my god, his laugh.

[HeroGangMusic]

HAHAHAHA I love how one of them just kinda gave him a quick tasting at 0:44

[TheKenfig]

@HeroGangMusic I love how at 1:14, the gang all 'muscle in' on Alvin from the right , Lol

[porcolegio]

That is really scary.

[xXPoisenStrikeXx]

hahahahahaha he laughs like a nervous faget ROFL xD

[grumpyclouds93]

This is what happens when you stop running from an ostrich going 60 mph.

[DeanEtc]

wek is ht ebder if the evngggg

[mobleymcfly]

its funny how he keeps saying warning signs and get bit and bit and bit

love the laugh though

[jac4020]

They're eating him lol

[torrentmad]

what retard producer thought that this was a good idea seriously. i know what an ostrich farm looks like, why not be 40-50 ft away and just point

[jqdsilva]

That doesn't hurt. It feels like a plastic clamp.

[noglaman]

This is funny as hell. They should have just shot this video in a green room and superimpose the ostriches in later.

[That1GuyWhosNumber1]

Its called a green screen.

[jrocha104]

Ahaha :D

[hoddieboy601]

1:15 ths ostriches are gonna jump him

[kissheikh]

I like the way he laughs

[soukupb]

Ostritch at the end was like bitch give me yo bowtie!!!

[wmedlin07]

"to me, this would have been a warning sign"

YOU FUCKING THINK??

[MrCountCoCoaFang]

Thas racist man

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[BIGD0V]

He voiced Zoidberg in futurama

[OOOOBEY]

LMFAO, that Ostrich to the right of Alvin right at the beginning has the best wtf is going on face ever.

[Sylocat]

I love the way they just stare at him for the longest time before attacking, like they're thinking, "Why is this gay black man standing in our field?"

[Simatary]

@Sylocat lol

[00WhereEvilDwells]

My earliest childhood memory. My dad taking into a big arse cage filled with these massive fucking birds of terror, then leaving me in there. I can remember turning around and one of these giant bastards is hissing and basically telling me to, "Get the fuck outta my house boy". Then I turn around terrified out of my mind and Dad is standing on the other side of the closed door laughing at me. Thanks Dad.

[cubby3o5]

@00WhereEvilDwells Did they kick your ass? Or did you kick theirs?

[00WhereEvilDwells]

@cubby3o5 I'd like to say I kicked their ass, but I was all of 3 years old dude. I think I ran screaming in terror straight for the door. lol.

[rock3tcat]

A total vacuum of manliness...

[Aviator518]

Ostrich: "Hey black man, lemme fix yo bowtie!"

[1901tay]

maybe he had a cookie in his sleeve

[jimiF095]

Damn Ostrich's always messin with a brother

[Suriel1981]

Alvin Hall, don't tell us about "warning signs" when you're trying to ignore hungry ostriches!

[scr1bbl3r909]

"I'm Brian Fellows!"

[KDOuryuu]

I think I just figured it out. Most of these ostriches are female, and he's wearing a black and white suit.

Still doesn't explain why the one male isn't kicking his ass.

[flatcapman]

@KDOuryuu thats because ALL the birds are females(dull brown feathers) and a male has black feathers with white bits. Also the birds are aiming for Lint/buttons or anything like a stone as they eat a kilo of stones with their meal to help with digestion.

[fmalphons]

either those Ostrich done like the laugh or there racists O,o

[TheMossfan84]

Da ostrich searchin for a pen

[LegoInc]

(Ostrich laugh)

[ThatTeenageGamer]

why are there so many ostriches? the brochure said there would only be a few ostriches. this is a terrible vacation

[Zeetarc]

Ostrich thinks that bow ties are cool.

[axemahn]

The way those ostriches looked at him and at the camera was pretty damn creepy.

[tenseman08]

IT WAS ABSOLUTELY PIVITOL THEY HAD TO DO THE SHOOT INFRONT OF THE OSTRICHES..NO WAY ON EARTH COULD THEY BE IN ANOTHE POSITION

[voodooshizzle]

One of the Ostriches sent out a Tweet to come over and get some fresh Urkel.

[JuniorProducer1996]

He sounds like a Black Bill Clinton.....

[Dafoodmaster]

Family Guy brought you here..

And you know it

[gladitsnotme]

1:44 LOL IRL THAT'S THE SAME THING I WANTED TO DO

[whotaughtyou]

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[trewerd]

THERE'S WAY TOO MANY OSTRICHES.

[TheJumpman23jordan]

my name is alvin too nd im black and this nigga is a disgrace to the name

[FallingAnts]

like if cracked brought you here

[Str8talk50]

To me all those ostrich looking at me like food would have been a warning sign..LOL

[Jabberwockxeno]

Why are the ostriches so intrested in him...

[ECWOWNZY3A]

why're there so many ostrages?

[KadraCotastrophy]

They're all ganging up on him. XD

And the bow tie part got me. XD

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[FTFproductions09]

Pedo-strich fondling yo' jacket.

[crimsonscissors]

If you press 7 over and over........it pretty much sums up his life right??

[TheKenfig]

I love it at 1:15, when all those guys muscle in on Alvin from the right side ! , Lol

[HojoMustDie]

it funny because the guy lol's like a chick

[dartmania444]

Ostrich: *bite* *thinks "huh he tastes good"* *bite, bite*

[jeraldmilton]

he couldnt do that with a "straight" face..

[xmodrock]

..... the ostrichs like him

[zbrooo]

I know it's cruel but could you imagine just grabbing the ostriches neck, lol.

[zbrooo]

Why are there so many ostriches? The brochure said there would only be a few ostriches. This is a terrible vacation!

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

@zbrooo

I only watched this video to see if anyone had made that joke yet...

[TenouHaruka0]

@zbrooo Hahaha Family Guy FTW

[ApplyUrBrain]

To respond2cowards: Let's just say, for a moment, that you are right. What is your point? You're white, you're "better." And your point is... what? Bottom line still holds: this guy has accomplished something that adds to the betterment of the world, you, so far, have added nothing. You have only subtracted. You claim to be better, but the proof is in the pudding. This guy produces something good, while you have only produced negativity and cursing and racism and homophobia. Get a grip, girl.

[ApplyUrBrain]

To: respond2cowards

You are the nasty one. YOU are the mean one. YOU are the one who hates gays. Why do you feel so bothered by other people's lives? Is your masculinity threatened? Do you have a tiny dick? And what's wrong with being a "negro"? He's charming. You're just a jerk. Get a grip.

[SoSick52]

0:47 i like how the ostrich mimiks him... then attacks him;p

[ApplyUrBrain]

To the coward: Let's analyze this. Here is a person who has added something positive and wonderful to our existence on this planet... people laughed, the ostriches were funny... he's wearing a red bow tie... he's got a goofy, hilarious laugh. Compare that to you. What YOU bring to the world is some kind of negative, cursing putdown, making the world a little worse than how you found it, unlike this reporter who makes the world a little better than he found it. He's a somebody. Who are you?

[XxXPoisonandRosesXxX]

1:38 that's a lovely tie you're wearing....NOW IMMA STEAL IT!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!

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[airbornskaters8]

Ostriches: Lets jump this nigga

[yourcathatesme]

Does he know ostriches kill people?

[nye1neath]

I love alvin hall!

[Caigga900]

1:30 to 1:45 too funny...the Ostrich is like....wtf is that?!

[SaintBroken]

love how the last one is checking him out before he goes for his bow-tie. :D

[BrnoutJerzey]

little bastards ahaha

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[underwaterseas]

WTF was going on with his laugh? LOL. That was stupid retarded.

[Brittanee88]

wassup with that laugh ? lmao !

[DoopMaster3000]

that laugh is magical.

[LadyPureblood]

th attacks get worse and worse hahaha so intense

[leprikahn194]

his skin is black but his laugh is white lol

[GAC1984]

It was a Classic I remember seeing this on Auntie's bloomers Christmas Day 1996.

[Picuszek]

The nigga eating Ostrich's !

[jayfer22190]

omg his laugh lol

[abobjenkins]

i think ostriches like fruit topping. this guy obviously has PLENTY.

[chaana24]

@abobjenkins those ostriches were representing--this is how fruit loops are dealt with in their hood! lol

[Mellow941]

I guess even poultry like dark meat.

[LazyLemming2]

What I learned from this video:

Ostriches hate the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[SillyOrangeZebra]

he definitely wins the award for most pussy-fied laugh

[MiamiPush2theLimit]

@SillyOrangeZebra lmfao! marry me :)

[kraker109]

@SillyOrangeZebra It's called class, maybe you should get some.

[SillyOrangeZebra]

@kraker109 dude chill out, he just has a funny laugh

[FuriousScroll76]

00:47 THE OSTRITCH IS MIMMICING HIM LOL!

[Timmeh0625]

22 people are gonna get raped by an ostrich

1:33 - 1:48 ninja ostrich

[Timmeh0625]

22 people are gonna get raped by an ostrich

[SunnyRainbowHeart]

Yes, this is humorous but who is the idiot who put Alvin Hall among the ostriches? Doesn't he or she know that ostriches can kill a man by kicking him to death? If Alvin Hall had been injured I hope he would have sued his t.v. network into oblivion.

These are wild animals, even if a bit domesticated, to whom Alvin Hall is a complete stranger and his being among these animals is endangering him and even putting his life in jeopardy.

[flatcapman]

@SunnyRainbowHeart They belived since it was Ostrich ladies(they are females among him) that it wouldnt happen since the males are the most likely to kick. They are picking lint off his suit and aiming for his buttons since Ostriches swallow stones with dinner for digestion and buttons are upmarket stones to them.