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From: TimmyNSYG
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  • Wrong Info will get people killed, the only right info you gave was about the rainbow runners. Anything else is bullsh!+ do some research before you post this survival tips... or you might wanna change the title " Stupid things to do when Sharks is Around"

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  • great video, could you tell me the name of your wetsuit?

  • It's amazing to me that some of these people commenting on this video still feel the need to correct you on this SATIRICAL thing that you've made. It's clearly all jokes, people. Calm down.

    Funny video, by the way. Quite amusing =)

  • 97% of all sharks, does not feed of humans, thats correct. A real spearfisher knows that......

  • nice video!

  • The last thing id want to do when i come face to face with a shark is play a practical joke on it....

  • My defense is piss & shit myself (to distract the shark) than cry (to make the shark think I'm afraid) than play dead (probably because I had a heart attack)

  • hahahahhahahahahahaha :)))))))))))))))

  • haha good jokes nice fish

  • excellent!

  • cool vid.

  • hhaahaa classic timmy jaws how stupid but it works but wen i c a sharks wilst spearing im gunnu look like dat wahoo nice one timmy

    fuck that

  • that was great haha nice move i will remember that nice Wahoo i just got a big grouper the other day

    Save dives

    God Bless

  • stupid shark face the wrath of my Timmy jaws!

  • haha cool vid.....

    97% of sharks... hahahaha

    surprised there is still humans left on this planet....

  • lmfao! love this vid! hahaha

  • 97%??? Those bastards! PS: If you are a real diver or you recorded that, then you just got yourself a new subscriber! :)

  • Yes I'm a real diver, as seen in the video however it was filmed by my mate Ash.

  • WOW man, That's AWESOME!

  • @TimmyNSYG so where do you and your mate live?

  • I hope your not serious about believing the 97 % lol

  • lol

  • you boys see some great fish down there, we have the reef, but I've never even seen a wahoo....sweet vid

  • Hehehe, cool vid. Shot a bit low on that Wahoo though, did you manage to land it?

    Interested in that pouch on your back. First thought it a shoulder weight but looks like some sort of inflation thingymabob for when you're in danger of blackout or diving 30m+. Am I correct in that assumption? If so please give details etc

  • hey,

    That thing on my back is a weight vest for holding my lead dive weights.

    the shot was good as I was using a slip tip :)

    Timmy

  • Not really a fan of shoulder harnesses myself. Don't like the idea that if you black out while surfacing a shoulder/back harness could keep your head under water. Also, if coming up from a deep dive and I need to drop the weight belt a shoulder/back harness is not that easy. I have never had to do drop a weight belt or had a blackout but always want to be prepared. Some places we dive is in strong currents to depths of 110 feet so really pushing the limits.

  • 97%!!! Thats outrageous... the percentage is far greater. ;O ha ha... Thank heavans you did lable this video as a joke phew! This video has got so many responses. You really touched some people. Pity you didn't get a chance to work the "Timmy's Jaws" on that frisky shark the other week.

  • haha i wish I had time... he came outta nowhere and rammed me in the leg. See what happens when you can't use the JAWS!

  • Spider bait! Got It!!!!

  • Cool video! Who's the band on the track!?

  • nice vid bro, lmao. IL have to try the "Timmy jaws" one day. PS remember watch out for the sharks, if they could walk we would all be dead. AHHHHHH!

  • LOL Timmy that was as funny as sh!T. Great wahoo shot too! Well done, made a winters day much funnier for me! Loved Timmy Jaws. What do the other 3% of sharks do - film the 97% of sharks eating people?

  • hahaha...never thought of what they do...maybe they just like to watch ;)

  • nice shot on the wahoo

  • hahaha timmy jaws, thats classic man haha good one. and to you other idiots, its pretty ovious hes taking the piss

  • there are some very dumb or stupied people out there this is a joke and not meant to be to seriese. of course most sharks dont attack people. but the beast thing is to chase them away. nice vid mate keep it up.

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  • you liar, their after us. im not going to sleep tonight, ill have to keep 1 eye open. NOOOOOO!

  • it's been proven sharks do not mistake humans for seals or sea lions.

  • Haha of course if the Timmy method should fail one could always revert to a powerhead

  • That was obviously a joke josef..

    good vid

  • good to see someone picked up on that lol

  • ok definately not 97% of all sharks feed on humans(ur full of shit)

  • this video was made as a joke ;)

    It most definately is not a true statement :)

  • love the song... whos covering it?

  • the song is Black betty - by Spiderbait :)

  • Ha ha... you are so brave. I like Ted's method. When the big hammerhead went to bite his bum... Ted farted in its mouth and it was so discusted it hammered off never to be seen again.

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