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  • Fakin idiots

  • the camera man sounds like Mc Lovin from "Superbad"

  • Whatever white people.

  • Too funny

  • ITS A BANANA SPIDER YOU FAGIT THEY ARE NOT VENOMOUS

  • @themantisguy

    Not Banana spider. Argiope aurantia. Harmless.

  • small things n small minds..

  • fucking twat dint bite u n it aint deadly its harmless its a saint jhon spider

  • Red mist from kick ass!

  • I like the end when you go down on your friend outta nowhere! totes unexpected bro

  • more like you attack deadly spider

  • Retarded pple who r scared of most things

  • ._.hope dont end up like me i got bit by one but i was ok its like i had 5 but thank god im alive

  • @supercj20 If that was the case then Rebecca Black's Video of Friday would have got taken down.... Too Bad though..

  • 1:18 Have you got something in your mouth? ;)

  • You guys are losers who need to get a life and relize people don't like idiots who watse other peoples time just because you don't have anything to better to do with your time.

  • WOW NOW LETS PRETEND THAT WAS REAL EVEN THE LITTLE STRANGLING SOUND AT THE PART.. WOW REALY GET A LIFE!!!!

  • Enough dislikes should be able to remove a video from youtube...

  • Thats an orb weaver, most likely the nicest kind of spider. Not poisenos anyways, and if it was, I would be glad if it bit you(which it didnt) . Thats what you get for messing with mother nature bitch.

  • 1- if thats the biggest spider u've seen, then u need 2 get out more nigger.

    2-fuck chevy

  • LOL!!! NOT poisonous. It's a common garden spider.

  • @Lithium600mg actually all spiders are poisonous but most are not harmful to humans.

    just saying...

  • @MrGreenbottleblue Oh, I know; I deal with them every day, mostly brown recluse. but I used to play with garden spiders when I was a kid.

  • @Lithium600mg lol sounds like fun.

  • @MrGreenbottleblue Oh, it's a blast. I can move just about anything out in my shop and find a brown recluse. I've found them crawling on my arms, legs and in my hair. Haven't been bit yet *lucky*. I killed 149 last summer.

  • Fake

  • Is it McLovin from superbad behind the camrea? or is that just me ?

  • actually spiders are not poisonous.they are venomous.poison can be absorbed through skin..inhaled or .swallowed...venom has to be injected by fangs.of that of a snake or spider.not trying to be mr scientific or anything.but its true.

  • okay listen spiders are poisonus but if ure still they wont bite im sure u get about over 100 spiders crawling on u while your asleep a year its no big deal they'll bite you if ure freaking out like a stupid retard like slapping ureself trying to get to it.

  • banana spiders are poisonous but i lived in florida for 4 years without getting bitten

  • @frostblade808 I believe you, But if you mean the wandering spider, they live in Brasil. Banana spiders are KINDA like this one. Their orb weavers. This vid is shit and a orb weaver wouldnt harm a human being, well atleast SOME human beings.

  • just A spider not a bear

  • @southernrap1320 banana spiders are extremely deadly

  • OMG...REALLY? That is a GARDEN spider, that is of NO THREAT to the human race!!

  • (sniff, sniff)... anyone else smell that...

    BULLSHIT!!!

  • your a fuckin idiot its called a banana spider not poisionous

  • dude your video is shit.

  • St. Andrews spider, harmless. Idiots.

  • 1 word FAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • the guy holding the camera sounds like mc lovin?

  • @shenellrox haha it does

  • stop annoying the spider! p.s. what the hell was that noise at the last part?

  • ahahaha!

    

  • Wasp Spider, actually...

  • That is a garden spider they are harmless!!

  • he was chocking on his own dick

  • How to get my youtube video to 100,000 hits.

    1) make a really crappy video

    2) make the title seem extremely gory or scary by lying about the contents

    3) get moms computer to post the crappy thing

    4) watch the counter grow as people watch my video thinking its actually a great video of what ive advertised, but really its not......its crap

    5) ruin a great website by doing what we all hoped the posters wouldn't do......lie and decieve.

  • @MrJarvisdawg That's when you flag it for misleading text.

  • Lame. Gay. Etc.

  • dude 2 words BROWN RECLUSE

  • that thing could not kill u all u did was that so u could be on youtube get a life

  • you really are a POOPyman!

  • ur a god damn dip shit its called a garden spider harmless as fuck u have got to be one off the dumbest people on youtube

  • We see these in Texas all day long...and they are harmless to humans. Idiot.

  • are there poisonous orb spiders

  • Was he choking on his friends dick at the end???

  • Pricks

  • i do not like spiders, but leave this poor baby alone. shit. minin its own business the you, had to come along and poke it with a stick, for entertainment. go play mario you ass hole

  • FAGGETS

  • GAY...TOTALLY FUCKING GAY.

  • when i was 9 i was camping and i had that basterd on my leg. i had shorts of too. damn i was scared

  • Yeaaaahhh...Ummmm....Noooo. Not poisonous. Anyone with a 3rd grade education would know that.

  • @darkalucard13 all spiders are venomous to some degree....ur right though no spiders are poisonous

  • @1980norcal Oh lookie, another Californian know-it-all, I assume? You know damn well what I meant.

  • @darkalucard13 wtf does being from california have to do with being a know it all.....we have our fair share of dumb asses here too....just not as many from where your from.....nah jk....that was a joke....on a serious note though...all spiders are some what venomous...i didn't know this either until recently.....just passing the knowledge around buddy....sorry if i offended you

  • @1980norcal I just get so many people from the area with the additude. Don't take what I say personal, I was just having one of those days. With the first post, I was up at an unusual time so I didn't care what word I used (since they're used so interchangably anymore). But yeah, the "all spiders being venomous" would have to be right considering how/what they eat.

  • @1980norcal Anyways, we can agree that the people in the video are morons, and that's what's important.

  • No, not poisonous. Not Brown Recluse or Black Widow.

  • Garden spider. Harmless

  • You guys suck

  • lmfao MClovennnn! HhHh ahahha

  • and long legs and is brown

  • @Trinfin the brown relcuse spider has a smaller body ang

  • how silly XD

  • u r idiots.

  • totally gay!!

  • well, its not totally harmless, as in it has a bite, and the bite can hurt, but yea......its not likely to kill you unless you choke on it

  • @jacdicles I love that, "unless you choke on it" !

    I have these all round my house.They keep the bugs out. We occasionally feed them.

  • funny thing is this spider looks totally harmless if I was the spider I would bite these assholes shouldnt be messing with it of course it will try to bite you but its harmless

  • its an argiope

  • "woah look man a spider!" "hey man we shud totally like video record and act like we got attacked by it, people will love it" you guys are major assholes.

  • @FistGuaranteeRadio They are. Besides if they got for they would be cussing up a storm.

  • , Oh, yeah, u can't ask Steve Irwin...he's dead. Poor guy!

  • Just stupid to tease a spider anyway...poisonous or not...I think someone needs to find the correct name for this spider coz too many names are being thrown out at this one, & I saw a pic of this exact spider somewhere else I it was from a person who got bit by one, they say its a brown recluse, who knows??? Anyway, dumb to screw with mother nature, ask Steve Irwin & the Stingray...

  • gay

  • Not poisonous it's an orb spider. The most poisonous spiders don't weave webs they just roam and rely on venom rather than a web to debilitate their prey.

  • chicka chicka yeah

  • Super Gay!

  • yea right

  • Fuckin Douchers.

  • sad ass noob does anything for some views..waste of time go blow your dog or sum

  • It was a garden spider, dork.

  • its a garden spider they are harmless

  • that video was 2 fuckn funny haha lmao

  • LMFAO @ captain arabia!

  • oomggg ahahaha u guys ar so right thats mclovin right there hahahaha

    sounds just like him

  • i thought it was a wasp spider???

  • anyone one else hear mclovin

  • its MClovin!!!

  • Lol so funny at the end :P

  • golden orbs cant bite a millimeter deep there harmless lol

  • *tards

  • That's not poisonous!

  • completely harmless. it's pissed that them now. it's like "god damn kids, get off my web"

  • two faggot ass pansies...i wish that shit bit you.

  • camera man sounds like mclovin. (y)

  • What a bunch of shit. :-P

    Just another braindead jerk that want to be famous on a lie :-P

    1. it's a totaly harmless spider,

    2. the hand dident even touch the spider,

    3. a spider ALWAYS hang on if they bites. They need time to pump in the poison.

    4. not even the most dangerous spider kills that fast...

    And there is so mutch more wrong things on this stupid video..

  • There was NO TAPE. I suspect you "caught" the action using a digital camera.

  • Wow what retards it's not a lethal spider nor can it make you sick

  • banana spider. None poisenous. You pussies.

  • orb spider.. they are good spiders to have around

  • Most poisonous spiders don't build webs, that's the entire point of the poison.

  • @H8URSK8 most spiders that don't build webs don't have poison. they are called apex predators and use hunting and stealth skills to kill their preys. A Tarantula is an example. black and yellow argiope do have poison, but it is not strong enough to do permanent damage to humans.

  • @H8URSK8 untrue... just because they are poisonous doesn't mean they dont spin webs.. there are few spiders that actually dont spin webs... take the Black widow.. Spins webs... as does the brown Recluse though its not common to see a large web... or see them in a web..

  • The "deadly" spider they are harrassing is the Black and Yellow Argiope. Common in all gardens and it is completely harmless to humans. It's fun to sit and watch them build their zig zag webs.

  • Your the kind of ppl that ruin youtube, fuck off

  • when i was 8 i was sitting on the ground and a wolf spider had a web beetween a stool and a box. it didnt bite me but i shit my pants.

  • bwahahahhaha

  • NEEEERD! get a life! or Better yet, Get a Girlfriend

  • LOL!

  • I think it also raped their moms too.

  • bull-shit -.-

  • do you have to be that board to make a video like this? wow.. sad highly doubt thats a poisonous anyway get a life..

  • those spiders that shake their web are amazing to watch...even if you have severe arachnophonia like me

  • Is that a banana spider?

  • lol wow

  • I'll give it a 4 because big spiders suck

  • haha that was so stipid it was funny lol ill watch it again

  • fake and gay, lol

  • rofl fake death

  • it cxan't be poisonous it would be VENEMOUS but its neither

  • kids... -.-

  • wow u have way to much time on ur hands

  • idiots its not poisonous its a fucking garden spider FAIL

  • a more appropriate title and a cut out ending couldve gave this vid 4 stars

  • lmao @ Mclovin

  • fucking idiots.....

  • i actually found one of these in the uk when i was a kid.

  • almost all f* spiders are venomous you idiots. where was this, and just cos its big doesnt make it venomous

  • you guys are asses for fucking with it!

  • hahahahhaha mc lovin is exactly what i thought !!!

  • That's an Argiope spider, big but totally harmless, u stupid asshole.

  • @roysefalus  its a banana spider

  • @SuperInsane11 Argiope, google it!... bigger asshole.

  • @roysefalus im not a asshole

  • @SuperInsane11 Sorry... asshole.

  • @roysefalus ive seen bigger :P

  • This is why I dont like messing with spiders...

  • lol look at all these people

    and their random spiderknowledge.

    hilarious.

  • hope he died!!!!

  • what the hell happend , a bin fell over, then it landed on the camera man that was at least 2 metres away. I say Fake

  • it's a common writing spider there notorious for getting around houses,barns places like that,they die out when it turns cold weather.

  • They are glad that that spider was not a Sidney Funnel Spider.

  • Looks awfully like what we call a St Andrews Cross spider here in Oz and this young bloke should know that any spider is venomous web building or not otherwise how would it kill it's prey? I have visions of it pulling out a small scale Colt 45 and shooting flies or whatever LOL

  • the most dangerous spider is the brazilian wodnering spider

  • lol, at least it's not the Sydney Funnel-Web spider.

  • The Brazilian Wandering Spider is considered the "banana spider" due to the fact they sometimes dwell in bananas. The spider in this video is golden silk-orb weaver. I made a mistake in previous statement. My apologies.

  • Well you are half right. The BWS and the Golden Orb Weaver also have "Banana Spider" as their nicknames

  • orb weaver? asshole

  • the camera man sounds like mclovin from superbad.

  • MCLOVIN!!

  • @CaptainArabia  Superbad

  • @CaptainArabia You my friend have just one the internet, forever.

  • yeah it's an orb weaver i know that

  • 1. The ending was funny!! LMFAO

    2. I do believe thats a Banana Spider...due to its yellow and black color (I may be wrong).

    3. The deadliest spider, in venomous, has got to be the Sydney Funnel Web Spider. If not, then I think the Tree-dwelling spider (I forgot its name and it also lives in Australia).

  • What about Phoneutria Genus?

    ...For a long time that was the most potent venom of all spiders.

    Phoneutria Fera/Nigriventis

  • yep, that is the brazilian wandering spider. they are the most venomous.

  • check out a marble cone snail, their deadly

  • the deadlies spider is the brazilian wondering spider

  • true

  • I wonder what that spider's wondering about ^^

    Or is it wandering about? xD

  • lol

  • no it's not. the sydney funnel web spider is the deadliest!

  • yes it is

  • i take back my comment. The brazilian wondering spider probs is the most dangerous, deadly, venomous and aggressive. I now know more. i'm not really sure why i wrote my original post. up until the antidote was created in 1996, the brazilian wondering spider killed 1000 people a year in brazil alone. it still bites 3000 a year at the moment! crazy spider!! and it can bite repeatedly, which could cause death even if given the anti venom!