1980's Commercial - Summer's Eve

[axella]

Ah, dressed in virginal white. Such a cliché.

[tobyradloff]

Tomorrow, Monday, June 20th, the last day of spring, or Summer's Eve, is "National Be A Douche Day". If anyone ever called you a douche or a douchebag, stand up and be proud.

[blakegriplingph]

A blitzkrieg of freshness.

[CATFISHratcoon]

i remember as a child singing this not knowing what the hell it meant but i loved the song it's catchy lol and that woman is way to overly happy to be douching lol!

[underpathunderpath]

"I'm dreaming of Summer, cool breezes, fresh air, when I reek down there, I need to shave all pubic hair." Summer's Eve you sly devils :)

[phatscobar]

lol!!! ahahahahaha

[moonwitch1981]

is that lyla off angel!!

[ForgottenSoul700]

Everything gets invented. Someone thought if it and cashed in on it. Someone is a millionaire because of nasty crotch rot which infects fat bitches more.

[varvorines]

WEll, she looks refreshed : ) lol

[mentalwrd]

And I also enjoy the shot of the of bottle of feminine wash in the receding surf.

[BPwhistleblower]

Yeah, creeps me out at the beach thinking of all that skank juice floating around in it.

[mentalwrd]

Love it!

[angellife21]

So she doesn't smell like lowtide, I guess that's the message.

[tobyradloff]

Tomorrow, Saturday, June 20, is "National Be A Douche Day". If you have ever been called a douche or a douchebag, stand up and be proud. It is always held on the last day of spring, or "Summer's Eve". If you're a douche or a douchebag, tomorrow is your day!!!

[corrupt200]

well I know the best song to sing on such a day...Little Douche Coupe

[SenorGood]

@corrupt200 lmho, the Wilsons would be proud loll!!

[90skid1997]

*ROFLMFAO @ THESE COMMENTS*

[somersetdc]

Before using summer's eve, she was harrassed by seagulls at her window.

[hisboo911]

lmas

[GypsyFairy69]

"That clean fresh feeling..."

Why not sit spread eagle in front of a open window? That'll perk a girl up.

[xvizionsx]

lol i used to sing this when i was a little kid not knowing what the hell it was.. thats a very catchy song and they used to play the commercial constantly

[hawksapoozle]

"That clean, fresh feeling keeps the good times on my mind." That's nice. I'm going to squirt some of this in my ass next time I get depressed.

[xEshex]

Hawsapoozle, if I were drinking something when I read your comment, I would have just spewed it all over everything. :)

[somersetdc]

hawksapoozle, let us know how this works out for you. ;-) LOL

[tobyradloff]

I wonder if Summer's Eve Douche is Fleet Enema repackaged. C.B. Fleet Company makes both Fleet Enema and Summer's Eve. Maybe the enema and the douche is the same product, except that one product goes one place, and the other product, the other place.

[hawksapoozle]

You make a good point. It's all probably tap water in a pretty package. Perhaps they should call it, Summer's Eve Disposable Enema Douche Water.

[indobud]

@hawksapoozle hilarious...

[thedamnmushroom]

My girlfriend and I were talking one day and I said, "Why are there no singing douche ads?" The next day, she came to me singing this. Later for an English paper we put in as many references as possible to douche ads (the stuffing had natural ingredients, they were dreaming of summer/cool breezes, fresh air)... character names were Bummer Steve and Massive Jill. The teacher missed the joke entirely. :) Thanks for posting!!!

[tobyradloff]

I'm dreamin' of summer, cool breezes, fresh air

For a fresh, clean pussy, Summer's Eve takes me there

For a clean, fresh feeling, kills that fish smell every time

Summer's Eve for fresh pussy all the time.

[audgeyp]

Actually, that smell you mention is not internal, which is what these douches are for. It's external, when you don't wash often enough!

[zelaznog74]

Omg I forgot about that commercial.  Now I'm gonna have that stupid song stuck in my head!

[320ibeamer]

this commercial is hilarious

[CheetoPudding]

What's up with that dress? Is she a mormon?

[JelloFarming]

Thanks for posting this. I memorized this song when I was little and have been singing it since to the horror of all that hear it.

[Widmerpool99]

I wonder if the actress actually knew what the commercial was for when she filmed her scenes. She could be thinking about her favourite brand of herbal tea.

[jessieheartsyou]

i was thinking the exact same thing

[jessieheartsyou]

Didnt she care what the ad was for? I would never do one about this kind of thing lol.

[epayne714]

I knew but making $110,000.00 for two days work made more sense! I laughed all the way to the bank :-)

[deabcd]

Do women still douche? Douching was found to actually promote infections. That's probably why you don't see any more commercials for douches.

[caitlinlyons]

Actually, Summer's Eve still sells "douching" products.

[tobyradloff]

Summer's Eve...when you want your pussy to smell like a cool early summer evening out in the cunt'ry!!!

[corrupt200]

lol

[Doreen075]

That's because they had bushes back then and had to get rid of the smell!!! LOL

Nowadays we trim and shave...hahaha

[ultimatenate]

Did pussy just stink to high hell in the 80's? Why arent these commercials around anymore did pussy just stop stinking?

[90skid1997]

ultimatenate LMAO

[ellnene]

yes, ladies please douch that monkey, bring back freshness everytime before a date. nothing turns a guy off faster than french kissing a musky gorilla!

[nerdkiller]

I'm gonna put out some potted flowers because my vagina smells great

[BillyLee25]

roflmao

[Bootboy415]

holy crap is that Lilah from "Angel"?

[BillyLee25]

omg, I used to make fun of this commercial when I was a little kid, still just as funny, lmao

[EvieJK]

Why would someone post this commercial

[corrupt200]

for nostalgic reasons...and to analyze 80s history/culture

[drgmark35]

this is really ridiculous. Here I am trying to become more informed about vaginal cleanliness in the 1980's and all you people are doing is poking fun at women who want clean va-jay-jays. You should be ashamed of yourselves!

[idealflaw]

Right after I finished writing "Bridge over Troubled Water", I wrote this song. When Paul Simon bought "Bridge" from me, he seriously considered this song as well. In the end, he could only choose one. I will never forget that summer - the lonely walks, old friends and douching on the beach... I think it found a good home in this commercial but I always wonder where Rhymin' Simon could have taken it.... Sail on, Silvergirl...

[thenerocomplex]

summer's eve bottles randomly strewn about the beach shore and the forest floor?! that's called LITTERING.

[crapper1]

have some doushe on a beach

[tentonalanfilms]

this video makes me want to puke into my own ass

this video makes me want to stomp on puppies and cut my face up

this video makes me wish I was dead so I could piss on my own grave and smash up the tomb stone

[911sheeple]

Now we have "Happy Periods" for a slogan. And its NEVER too obvious to a fellow worker that the female employee who comes in smelling like chemical flowers is really on her period and trying to cover it up.

[AmbientMusic]

Nothing like a bouquet of flowers crammed up a bearded clam folks!

[CanadiAnnie]

If I had a crotch problem, I wouldn't be smiling on a beach being a cheery broad. :)

[Thanatospanda]

I loved this commercial as a kid. I still sing the song to this day.

[guyinthetrenchcoat]

You sir deserve an internet for failing so bad.

[jlomax]

Gee..thinking of douching always brings a smile to my face and makes me think of fresh air too!

[IM1deadMONEY]

HAHAHAHA! Oh no! For a woman , buying this must be right up there with being at the checkout of a crouded grocery store and they have a price check on the preperation H , or the Crab Lice medication you are purchasing!

[911sheeple]

IM1dead, Attention Walmart Pharmacy, we need a price check on ultra small Trojens with eye dropper tip? (non resivor tip). That beats the single women at checkout with two items, vasoline and a cucumber!

[corrupt200]

Jim Carrey: Price check on VagiClean, aisle 5!

[tobyradloff]

"Disinfects as it cleans", it said on the "VagiClean" package in "Me, Myself & Irene".

[Joplin1977]

Wow. I totally remember this commercial from back in the day. I was too young to realize that it was about douche, though.

[corrupt200]

me neither...especially since I am a guy. I just saw this ad whenever I was on vacation and I was watching Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, or Price is Right

[HookEmTexasHorns]

Yeah, nothing says "fresh & clean" like salt water & beach sand up yer cooter.

[kmbkb]

After all these years I still remeber the song! I was just a little girl back then. Didn't know what summers eve was but I knew the words to the song.

[sgissweet845]

So fresh, like the ocean... ;). Very interesting marketing!

[dwimmerlaik]

Delicious!

[corrupt200]

My folks have a copy of this commercial...it was broadcast during an aBC Broadcast of "When Harry Met Sally"

[corrupt200]

i remember this commercial...I used to see it while watching Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, and Price is Right...when the commercials are geared more toward the chicks.

[J0llyR0ger]

What did the Blind man say as he passed the Fish market?

"Hello, Ladies.."

[liljwhezze]

yah it was on colt 45. stealing jokes but it was funny!!

[corrupt200]

yeah that joke was hilrious, I told my friend, who I believe relayed to joke to his brothers

[muscleboundhomo]

There was a girl at my office a few years back who needed a serious industrial rinsing of her festering meat-pocket. You would walk in the building and smell her hoohoo INSTANTLY. I always thought about slipping a douche, wrapped up in a bow and fancy paper, clandestinely in her mail in-box....so that she could freshen up her IN-BOX.

[edwardianbeauty]

It was most likely an internal disorder. She could have had BV. Body odor does not always have to do with hygiene a lot of the time you can be sick or it could be your body chemistry.

[corrupt200]

what is BV?

[tobyradloff]

Bacterial vaginosis

[TuSmart4BS]

lmao

[golddustwoman83]

Kind of ironic that apparently people found out that douches and feminine washes actually led to an increase in yeast infections and other gynecological issues? Didn't anyone ever hear of just SHOWERING???

[edwardianbeauty]

Showering is sometimes not enough. There is BV where your vagina always smell like fish.

[tobyradloff]

She probably needs to douche with Lysol...

[SERIALGOTHNYC]

Summer's Eve keeps the good times on MY mind as well!

I TOTALLY forgot this one until I just watched it, although I can't imagine how I ever could have!

[chefmikehenry]

So that's what you use when you want that fresh kitty feeling. Meow!

[corrupt200]

a kitty? I thought it was called a pussy. or a twat

[aquaman32]

well imagine eating fish for dinner when one of these ads came on... My Fave is the one with the mother and daughter walking in the beach where the daughter says "Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"

[bomitoni]

i feel fresher already

[tlfeher]

Me and my best friend growing up could sing this song verbatim... it's very catchy!

[Feijoada1]

mmmm fresh pussy lol

[festerius]

They used to show these commercials during dinner. I would always finish my salad really quickly because after I saw one of these commercials I couldn't eat salad dressing for the rest of that night. (My older brother and sister told me what it was. :P)