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  • He's got the moves like jagger, the moves like jagger................. actually the real jagger propbly really does move like that....

  • George Lucas is trying to rape him from the back door

  • That looks real o.o.

  • it turns out nobody knew that Indy had Epilepsy

  • By the time I got through with by breakdown on this, I wanted to rip out my hair. It stopped before we had even left the station after waiting for almost an hour. We then sat there for nearly three hours while they evacuated everybody but us. They evacuated us, and almost as soon as we were out of the room, they announced that it was working again. A half an hour wait later, it broke again!!!

  • UGH! I have lost my liking for indiana jones. It breaks down so often and for so long! The poeple who break down inside have to walk all the way out backwards instead of going to the end, and the people stuck in the station sit there for two and a half hours so by the time they get you off, it's working again.

  • indy has to poop real bad

  • dude thats creepy 0__0

  • i live in west virginia and we go to pittsberge the have an amusment park there call Kennywood,and trust me malfunshins happen all the time.and they dont even bearly do anything.like the Garfield ride the pizza box and dog just sit and try to move. :(

  • uhh simple...its breaks down and loghts come on...whats more to know...?

  • that was kinda funny:)

  • OH NO INDY HAVING A MUSCLE SPAZM

  • not to spoil the end but the boulder was rolling BUT not moving because your moving towards it

  • My friend got stuck on there. She thinks one guy got stuck on the bolder part cause every once in a while someone would scream. So her dad decided to sing. They got stuck on pirates of the caribean before that at the part where they kept singing pirates life. When her dad asked what song he should sing everybody chose pirates life. I wonder if they knew...

  • looks drunk

  • he's a robot doing the robot lmao

  • well indi didnt come to save the day :(

  • indy wants to sneeze and poop at the same time

  • He's trying to be a robot dancing

  • ok What happnded with the second amintronic on the rope was it moving?

  • Did the workers had to reopened the ride again due to the robot malfunctioning?

  • @ricofojas2011

    After about 15 minutes they got the ride working again.

  • Whats wrong with the Indina jones Amnitronic Why isnt it talking?

  • @ricofojas2011

    The ride stopped working. The sound went off and the lights came on but he still kept moving

  • @sjhanksaz You fools, that's the real Indiana Jones! His butt is stuck in that door

  • @PhatusAperatus that is not the real indiana jones. i just saw that his neck was made of rubber on 0:26

  • RANDOM FAIL SPASM

  • Looks like he's getting raped in the ass by George Lucas.

  • he's trying to take a dump, he notices a cart full of people are watching him, and he gets scared, what's wrong with that?

  • @DivineBanana

    Performance issues for sure

  • @DivineBanana

    @sjhanksaz

    Ha! You two are funny! :D

  • what is wrong with you people? cant you see that Harrison Ford is scared shitless? he's lost and confused and nobody is helping him!

  • poor kid thought that was really indiana jones until that horrible day :(

  • Indianas trying to take a constipated shit behind the door

  • I love this ride. BUT IT BREAKS DOWN ALL THE DAMN TIME!

    Last time I went on it, I was stuck for 30 minutes! We got stuck over and over and over. The lights were on and it killed the experience for me. ;-; We got stuck at this part and watch Indy convulse, we got stuck at the snake, we got stuck near the lava, we got stuck in the room with the scary skeletons (they really are scary when you're stuck with them) and finally, the ride finished. They let us re-ride it. <3

    And it worked perfectly~

  • Hey what year was this? I broke down on Indi too. A bunch of people had to walk out.

  • What you don't see in this video is creepy animatronic Harrison Ford getting himself lose and going after all those people like Yul Brynner in Westworld.

  • haha indiana jones looks like he has a mental problem hahaha or hes dancing.

  • LUCKY YOU GOT STUCK AT DISNEY :( its better then getiing stuck in some other boreing place

  • oh no he's not real mommy whaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  • Haha... i got stuck this week when the skeleton dudes with shot spears at u.... i was at the end of the seat so every 10 seconds hot air woul hit my face, worst 30 min of my life

  • @MrHoss223 YEAH!! That's a part I got stuck at too, lmao! Those skeletons are actually pretty creepy. x.x

  • I got stuck on this ride...TWICE (almost a 3rd time). The first time was right after the rat fog and we got to go again. The second time was around this part but before we could see Indie when the lights were on, and we had to walk back to the beginning but got a fast pass for later, I think this time it was our car since we smelt burning rubber. The "third" time was at the boulder area, it stopped earlier then it should have and Indie delayed his "careful down there" part of dialouge by 10+ sec

  • Haha he's having an infinite spasm

  • u have to admit it does look pretty lifelike for an animatronic

  • when i was at universal i got stuck on the jurassic park ride and the JAWS ride... i was pissed

  • alright,who looked into mara's eyes?? sheesh, will people ever learn???

  • "Somebody call 911, I think I'm having a heart attack."

  • The door is molesting him

  • 0:00 indi: HERP DERP.

  • he looks constupatid

  • Old Man Harrison Ford NEEDS TO RETIRE

  • Why is everyone just standing there looking at him? GO HELP INDIANA!

  • These comments alone r fkg hilarious lol

  • Intercom: "Sorry Kids, Indiana just had too much to drink today, he'll be fine soon"

  • Could be wose, I got stuck in Splash Mountain, next to a loud singing alligator is NOT fun at all-__-

  • he is having a seziure

  • Meh it's not as bad as getting stuck on It's a Small World. I got stuck on there for 30 minutes. Then music was freakin annoying!!!! And after a while they turned off the music, but the clicking of the robots was even more annoying. I just sat there with my cousin thinking "FML!!!!"

  • Indi looks like he has to take a huge dump.

  • this happened to me and my family once.... he looks so real

  • @CaMaRo1RoC89 yes he does look real, but does he look like harrison ford?

  • is he having a sesure

  • lol

    he just aint that youthful anymore! cant get out the door in time before it closes

  • Indy was escaping from George Lucas and Spielberg but they got him as he was about to close the door

    (South Park fans, you know what I mean xD)

  • he looks in a lot of distress some1 should help him. im not even gonna say what indy looks like hes enduring but it involves what might be behind those big gates that he seems to be trapped in,,,urrrgh, poor indy, sends shivers i tell thee

  • lol haha drunk yes very drunk lol haha

  • indy is drunk as HELL!

  • duh ! He needs help and you sorry asses didn't help him!!!

  • Loll HE'S LIKE I DRANK UGHHHH

  • be thankful u werent next to the snake

  • Still better than Crystal Skull.

  • Indiana Jones and the Mystery of the Jizzed Pants :)

  • I don't get it

  • FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME!

  • thats when you can tell when the people are reail of not!LOL

  • Ive been stuck in the Monsters Inc ride..they didnt give us a free ticket or anything..They had to come around and walk everybody out..never did get to see how the ride ended

  • @JBFan4Life515

    Monsters Inc Ride ends pretty much just like the movie does.

  • @sjhanksaz oh does it? Okay thanks!

  • @JBFan4Life515 It's a terrible ride. Who cares? And was there actually a line for it? You can usually just walk on it whenever.

  • @LoveStallion I think it was near the begginning of it being open so yeah there was a bit of a line..

  • @JBFan4Life515 OH MY GOD,they didn't give you a free ticket? are you serious? i bet your tiring to sue them for that too? your one of those ungrateful whining low life's huh?

  • @spazz6499 I was just saying hw when a ride breaks down in a place they normally give you like a front of the pass or something..thats what I meant..no need to spazz out on me...though thats yor userame..so its probably normal for you to judge a person by its comment..so back off! An while your at..have a great day and may God watch over you..your going to need it in your life.

  • @JBFan4Life515 The ride basically ends with Randall getting defeated, the CDA agents decontaminating you and an unfriendly greeting from Roz.

  • @JBFan4Life515 why would you get a free ticket for getting stuck on a ride? a fastpass maybe, but free ticket...not needed!

  • @ItsKnightTime13

    We got one more ride without waiting in line. No tickets for us

  • HE JIZZED IN THIS PANTS!!!!!!!!

  • this happened to me right at the begging i was glad we didnt get stopped in the part where the skelotons pop out at u

  • IS IT ONLY ME OR DOES ANYBODY ELSE HATE WHEN PEOPLE RIGHT THE SAME EXACT THING IN THE COMMENTS?

  • This happened to me at Space Mountain in Disney World. Ride broke, all lights flooded on in the place, that ride will never look epic to me again now that I saw everything going on.

  • @Lanttyrantis Hey that happened on the Haunted Mansion! Couple months ago the ride broke and we were stuck in the attic for 25-30 mins. I also found the hidden ring. :P

  • when my family went last April, my brother and I (along with like 20 other riders) got stuck on the Grizzly Rapids ride in California Adventure, so the manager gave everyone a few fastpasses, we used them for California Screamin' and the Tower of Terror.

  • @Zarthga how do you get stuck on grizzly rapids?

  • @JBFan4Life515 there is a mechanism that closes to prevent you from going down the hill right after someone else (so it blocks the tube-thing from going down for a few seconds), it wouldn't open, so it blocked quite a few people from going down.

  • IM INDI AND I FEEL DIZZY OR HES WHIPING HIS HAIR

  • on this 4th of july i was stuck on universal Harry Potter ride in the death eaters chamber of secrets. it wuz scary.

  • Last time I was on Splash Mountain. It broke down for almost an hour. We go stuck at the SINGING PART.

    They didnt turn it off either. I swear the guy behind me was going crazy. ._.'

    They finally roped out boats to safety. We got to see back behind Splash Mountain c:

  • wow ive only been stuck on the Snow White ride in Disney World. they turned the lights on and we werent moving for like 10 minits

  • Whats supose to happen

  • @glassesgurlmusicluve

    The ride was not supposed to stop like it did.

  • Did u guys get a free ride (or to make sense) did u guys get to ride it again?

  • Did u guys get a free ride (or to make sense) did u guys get to ride it again/

  • @MegaAndy714

    They did let us go again. It was fun

  • @sjhanksaz u guys are so lucky! we ALMOST got stuck right after the boulder scene but then the car started to run again! I WAS SCARED SINCE IT WAS DARK AND CREEPY!!!!

  • @MegaAndy714 its an amusement park usually all the rides a free

  • Whats supose to happen

  • COOL DANCE

  • That's scary D:

  • How quickly does the ride accelerate once it starts back up again?

  • Man, that sucks. ;__; At least you weren't on Splash Mountain.

  • @Serena2009ification Or Its a Small World ;)

  • @TheForceFollower94

    That actually happened to me once. XD

  • @Serena2009ification i got stuck on spalsh mountain and we were sitting there for at least 20 minutes listening to zip-a-dee-doo-da!

  • @iansucksbutt OHMYGOSH ME TOO D:>

  • @Serena2009ification I got stuc on Splash Mountain for 15 minutes or so last time I went, I was glad 'cause they took us around and we got to see the rest of the ride from behind and then they gave us like 10 tickets for any ride and there were only 3 of us XD

  • Harrison Ford is no help to you guys on this ride, Harrison should have got off the door and help assisting these people while the people in the Trucks are waiting to get the trucks running again.

  • Nooo, Indy is having a stroke! Call the paramedics!

  • @chrisinsocalif Harrison Ford is only 45 years old, How could he be having a stroke that soon?

  • @sideslide23 Men like Indy only eat manly food...like bacon. Lots of bacon.

  • INDY IS SO REALISTIC!!!!!!

  • OMG That happened to me in alice in wonderland! We had to walk out of the ride!!!

  • Either he saw cthulhu, just barely got out of a fight with chuck norris, or seeing the people watch him gave him a horrible case of 4th wall breaking and realizing his life is a lie.

  • George lucas is trying to rape him! XD

  • He's really trying to close the door because something was trying to get through.

  • He looks like he's in serious pain.

  • Looks like he's taking a shit.

  • indy he is twicking

  • I got stuck on Indiana Jones in 1998 when it was fairly new. We waited forever to get on only to break down at the part with the snake. I was a kid then and freaked out!

  • Party hard Indy. Party hard.

  • my butt is stuck in the door

  • hang on, what happened?

  • so realistic

  • LOL indiana is having a seizure

  • he got stuck because of his ass

  • he looks drunk

  • I got stuck in that same spot with my band, Indi was freaky at that time

  • There's something nostalgic about breakdowns at disney parks. Strangely, I don't mind them. In fact, I kinda like em.

  • @everythingBLUE I agree! What would Disneyland be like if Indiana Jones didn't break down every hour? ;) Love it.

  • HE'S DOIN' THE ROBOT! :D

  • He looks drunk...

  • that looks so real, it's creepy. o.o

  • No I got stuck once right after you look in Mara's eyes - it was after midnight because they had just fixed it and were letting us still go through that was not fun.

  • he looks so real :)

  • hurry up and fix the ride! i'm not sure how much longer he can hold that door!

  • OMG, is he havin a seizure?! I knew Indy was old, but not THAT old :O Poor INdy :(

  • My friends grandpa is Harrison Ford 

  • @ixTokiDoki yeah sure

  • @mattyman17

    His name is Ethan Ford! HE GOES TO MY SCHOOL! HIS DAD IS BEN FORD AND HIS DAD IS A FAMOUS CHEF AND THEY OWN FORDS FILLING STATION!

  • A snake bit him! Hes seizing!!! Fucking help him stupid people!!!!

  • I just was at Disneyland a few days ago and they changed it so Indiana in now on the right hand side trying to push the door in. I also got stuck in the ride for about 30 minutes, but at a later part.

  • What does he mean "Well this isn't good"? OF COURSE it's good!! You got to freaking walk off of Indiana Jones, and from a pretty cool spot no less!!

  • is that where Indy has been for the last 20 years?

  • obviously his ass got stuck on automatic closing doors and he's tring to get it out.

  • @707tinman707 thts hecka funny

  • funny:)

  • Oh Indi... You really ARE getting too old for this, aren't you?

  • sorry but i made of drank to much coffee before i entered the temple so i might be a bit hyper today

  • I got stuck on the haunted manchen ride for 10 minutes and they didnt turn on lights or stop the odd music. Whata living hell

  • @kingmezs23 They only turn the lights on and shut off the soundtrack if they're going to evacuate everyone off the ride. Otherwise, if they're able to fix whatever the problem was, then the ride goes on like normal.

  • omg he keeps on having spasms lolz cant stop laughing

  • Assesses poor mr.jones

  • 0:24 did somebody say "I need some pizzai?"

  • the only good thing about getting stuck on rides....is getting to look around the room and see things you did not before lol

  • Well they did a good job on the detail on Indy? Lol

  • lol id get out and splash some water on him, a mean come on hes hot, sweaty, and convulsing lol

  • You throw me the idol, I'll throw you the Parkinson's meds.

  • @mseales

    Great responce

  • @sjhanksaz Great spelling!

  • @mseales LOL I'm going to hell for laughing at that

  • Omg when I went there I DID NOT want to go on that ride AT ALL but my parents did.. So I waited.. One of the workers came and told me that they might be stuck for an hour... Lol I was mad

  • hes getting butt raped behind that door

  • I'm sure he's thinking, "Why won't anyone help me!?"

  • Oh no! A seizure! Heeeelllp!!

  • You pay $65 a head to get into this theme park and this is what you get . . .

    Seriously, every time I go to Disneyland I can totally count on two rides to break down. And those are the Indiana Jones ride and the Haunted Mansion.

    What really sucks is when the Space Mountain ride breaks down. They'll turn the lights on and you can totally see the track and the screens they use to project all the "stars" around the track. That TOTALLY ruined the illusion and experience for me after that.

  • @Lonsoleil this is one of the most techniclogically advanced rides ever built. Of course it will break down. Usually it breaks down once a day.

  • how did he get there when he was standing next to it.

  • jeep stops next to giant snake xD scary! or it stops in the middle of the wall of shooting arrows! xD classics

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  • in july 2010 i got stuck in the harry potter ride in universal orlando

  • If this what makes Indy freeze in his tracks, I'd hate to see how he'd react to seeing Cthulhu.

  • Oh shit! Indy's having a