Clarence Carter- Strokin'

[vodnelll]

THIS IS MY HUSBAND SONG HENRY DUNCAN FROM PLAQUEMINE,LA FROM HIS WIFE TERI ATX!!!!!!!

[strkeout]

I can always tell when she's sassified....

[ReliableMyke]

He's singing about having a stroke right?

[Leo55BabyBoomer]

I like to make love 'round three or four a.m., right after I take a pee. Things are good to go, it's still dark and the liquor. etc. is out of my system. Top Dog"s ready to ponce! If I can't get it at home, I'll just bust out of my choke collar and hop over the back yard fence...walkin' the alleys...looking for somethin' to stroke! I love strokin"!

[diagreen]

sounds like most springsteen songs

[takemeback2]

@diagreen Sounds BETTER than any Springsteen song, right?

[haigpack]

This was the 69th song added to my Youtube Music Playlist...chill

[Phoenixwarrior2k4]

This song has been approved by Pimp Bill Clinton

[ElishaJB]

LMGDMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!



[takemeback2]

@ElishaJB Well I agree, and that was easily translated. lol

[Countryboy830]

Great line dance song

[Joebob034]

this video made me sassified

[bevemuncy1]

stroke it clarence stroke it

signed Stanton Muncy & Zach Day

[MrJamiqus]

My homeboy stepdad had us listening 2 dis shit when we were bout 8 & im still jammin 2 it

[idgonemad]

what is this song about

[BiggusDickus297]

@idgonemad As far as I understood this song is probably about the 3 young birds trying to get across the bridge in this little village.

[glassonglassexpress]

i'm strokin it to this video right now and i just wanted to let youtube know my keyboard is very sticky right now.

[rhoggard76]

pulling out my TAPE collection,,, where is Let's Funk

[jensmusicfaves]

@rhoggard76 Seriously.. "Let's Funk" makes "Strokin'" G-rated.

[rhoggard76]

@jensmusicfaves i put "Let's Funk" on my videos

[jonmoski420]

I BE STROKIN. I have to dance tough every time I hear this masterpiece. YA-YAH

[wCRONUSw]

am i in the strokin part of youtube again?

[courte28]

Madea sung this song

[dangeruno1]

I love the hell out of this video he just keep calling my name

[bzzzzap]

Sassyfied?

[TheJazzdr]

I love clarence carter....hate this. patches was his shining moment

[6553216767]

what the fuck....

[Wilhelmeina]

I be strokin, dats wat i be doin!

[JAYFROMHARLEM]

Use to be my uncle favorite song. R.I.P. Uncle Sam!!

[Encore8]

i used to be strokin' like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

[AlicesAmanita]

freaking looove it!

[tashonjones2008]

if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it in my ... LOL LOVE IT !!!!

[capice2003]

From 2:55 this shit gets so epic

[Kacie97Hughes]

Kacie Hughes says: I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!

[msannomalley]

Should a blind man really be singing a song called Strokin'?

[BigHarryPecker]

@msannomalley You know that's why he's blind, right? Too much strokin' will do that.

[camj16]

EVERY ONE IN THIS WORLD NEED TO LEARN HOW TO(STROKE IT)

[ringman69]

58 people didn't stroke it

[tomchalm1]

@MinecraftTutorials24 Well let me ask you something:

HAVE YOU EVER MADE A SONG AS GREAT AS THIS?!

well let me ask you this:

Have you ever stroked it?

[micpar2]

The only thing Herman Cain will be strok'in is himself! LOL

[mikebarnes5194]

Clarence carter was great...all his songs!!! my favorite is too weak to fight, but this is real good too

[micpar2]

Herman Cain's campaign song!

[rowdymax1]

"Whatcha doin' in the bathroom so long, boy?"

"I been strokin'..."

[choomatt]

I find this difficult to stroke to.

[TheNethero]

Best. Song. In. Recording. History. And. The. Whole. Universe. All. Together. In. A. Tiny. Jar. Of. Epic.

[dominicano924]

..ever wonder what kind of chicks clarence carter bangs?

[776cookiemonster]

if my stuff aint tight enough you can stick it up my

[shankful1]

how did i go from silent hill, to MLP, to this?

[haestaphes]

To quote Mel Brooks' movie, History of the world Part 1...."I just did it..and I'm ready to do it again!!".....lol.

[RyanNewell122]

If someone makes a 240p comment, they wont be able to stroke!

[bajatango]

I remember when this song came out and was banned. Spent a day searching every record store until we could find the 45. This song would come on in the clubs and the floor would just fill to overflowing.

[haworthiatruncata]

@bajatango You must be one old ass motherfucker!

[bajatango]

@haworthiatruncata not at all. Just remember... don't stop until you know she's sas-ified. (you'll know when she starts calling your name!)

[sophieeeeee23456]

Im 15 and have now deemed this the funniest song i've heard in my existance on this earth

[mzsmoochiee]

lol now is there really much diffrence in music today. lol. STOP IT!

[BaddBabeeStarr]

57 dont stroke.

[parkkrr7]

maybe those 56 that disliked it........NEED TO STROKE IT!!!!!!!!!

[emyo98]

This video had me crackin up. I remember this song!!

[Delightbunnie]

Have you ever made love to a pony?

OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

[04raymond1979]

very few of my fb friend will know who this is if u do like it

[goldenrule999]

My cousin Clarence was really something back in the day. I used to hear this song all the time when I was on junior high, but would later learn that this man was my father's first cousin. Wow....

[snorley51]

Excellent tune.my wife calls my name like this.

[boonfarmer]

56 people aren't sassified

[Adrel92]

did you make love yesterday ?

yeah baby ;D

[cmsule]

this is easily the greatest music video of all time.

clarence carter

clarence carter

clarence carter

clarence carter

ooooooooooh shit clarence carter!

[toymangone]

See I stroke it to any damn thing that's in my head at the time of me stroking it.

[oa7200]

They used to play this song at my middle school dances. Sasafying memories.

[SuperTeamwork1]

THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY!!!

[lm2330]

Too vulgar!! Too suggestive!! "Stroking" by Clarence Carter is an unholy song that tears the friends and families' godly lives apart, plus it leads to friends and family crisis and I heard somebody say that the video is nasty. That is the song he should have not recorded. In November 1986 at the age of 11, I should have recorded a song, enttiled, "One Step At A Time", written by myself and Clay Harrison, which is more appropriate than that.

[ThomasPerrella]

@lm2330 Go thump your bible somewhere else. Everyone strokes it even you so take a chill pill and preach you nonsense somewhere else!!!

[MsBabyBoppa]

@lm2330 for real? omg

[Ragz25T]

@lm2330 FUCK YOU...AND FUCK GOD YOU CRAZY BITCH

[SuperThunderlips]

@lm2330 Have you been living in a hole for the past 25 years? This is mild compared to all the other shit out there........Rather listen to "strokin" than somebody killing themselves or other people......

[maggots2004]

I play this song EVERY time I have a party

[dusthillguy]

Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter Clarence Carter, ooooo SHIT Clarence Carter

[Freya5000]

merci merci me !!

[SageofCancer]

I want to hear this on the air and just bust a move in public.

[tsntana]

I actually heard this being played in a supermarket. No one really noticed.

[MsBabyBoppa]

@tsntana That's funny. I would have danced to it for shizzle

[blueravenchick]

@tsntana I LMFAOed at the thought of that! XD

[mekanik187]

OOOOH SHIT



[einekatze1]

somebody stroke me...

Katze

[JayR1318]

Great masterbation song

[MinecraftTutorials24]

Im in that awkward part of youtube again :/

[swkninja]

@MinecraftTutorials24 No, you're in that awesome part of the 80's!

[shirye]

@MinecraftTutorials24

Who fucking cares? There is no awkward part idiot, You're just clicking on stupid videos.

[dusthillguy]

@shirye

PENIS

[shirye]

@dusthillguy

oh

[MST3Killa]

@MinecraftTutorials24 Perfect comment. Just perfect

[1324rob]

Who heard this from the dean blundell show? thumbs up

[Lilin1989]

buddy love from nutty professor lol

[murphiesfinest]

54 people did not go "ooh shit clarence carter"

[murphiesfinest]

stupid claymation ass clock shaped like a peen

*guffaw*

[SageofCancer]

Whenever shit gets too awkward, Clarence Carter to the rescue

[ValeriesGal]

I BE STROKIN'!

[GotNextVideo]

How did he know the policeman was shining the light on him?

[qwandiddy]

I used to hate this song so much back in the days, but I miss it now thanks to bullshit music on nowadays.

[israel7ism]

Brilliant :-) Can any body tell me where I can upload "The Girl From Soweto"

[SirGolando]

Best video ever!

[GiuliaoGiuliao]

Killer Joe

[fucku1989ful]

why fucking dream?

[hairofthedog2008]

Bet he had to take a cold shower after recording this little melody, aloha!

[brwn16eyes]

If CC could see, he'd beat the snot out of who-so-ever made this crappy @&& video.

[jaaissiaa1]

LMAO!!!!

[MRDANNYBOY713]

52 people dont be strokin

[hopintheroflcopter]

I didn't know he was blind! Explains why the video is so shit!

[brwn16eyes]

@hopintheroflcopter I was thinking the same thing...it looks like some Night Tracks sh*t from back in the day..lol

[hopintheroflcopter]

@brwn16eyes Haha!

[DarkWolf77]

I thought Strokin' is what you did if you didnt have anyone to have sex with...

[DaneBlanton71793]

Somebody tell mr carter to stay off of cars please

[RandylRuby]

Strokin

[UchihaPachi]

this song is hilarious

[Dizkord]

"Stroke it ________, but don't stroke so fast, if my stuff ain't tight enough you can stick it up my ________!!! WHEW!" ROFLMBO!!! Now that's what STROKIN is all about & then some. :-D

[TiffineySandifer]

one of an old time favorite.

[marilyndesaints]

@mtwilliams2 he is saying he puts that work in phenomenally that he obliterates his mate. "I be strokin" means he puts that WHAM on her. LOL

[mtwilliams2]

WHAT DOES THIS SONG MEAN?

[scarrmd]

sassyfied

[Elijapayn]

I heard this on the nutty professor

[XxBabyGurlLovexX]

@Elijapayn ikr! That's what brought me here lol

[Lordinnit]

So funny

[TMBuxton]

That claymation puppet is having a little too much fun with itself.

[bgryllis]

@TMBuxton haahhahaha

[MsBatista85]

50 PEOPLE COULDN'T SASSIFY THEMSELVES MUCH LESS ANYONE ELSE.

[AliciaBrown19882011]

Didnt understand this song until recently.... I think I like it- a lot!!! I be strokin.....

[bmoDOLLAZ]

This video got me CTFU every time!! And grown ups talk about our music?!!

[gh0st0824]

best part. 3:33

[cw51569]

LOVE IT!!!

[itsADT]

OOOO SHIT i heard this to much when i was a kid

[will4eagles10]

@itsADT i know man my dad listened to this shit so much haha but i aint complainin

[MRiFXXK]

Peter: Stop Mocking Me!

[MyAccount217]

@MRiFXXK lol you were on that video too?

[m0elles]

This is the next RickRoll .

[icanmyshoetie]

didnt take my blood pressure meds, I'm strokin!

[MoviManATL]

@icanmyshoetie Yours should absolutely be the top comment...

[GorgeousSassySix1908]

@icanmyshoetie ROFL!!!! WTF!!!

[katsmeo]

LOL JizZbaby

[louisianacoonass2010]

I love it.......i b strokin..........

[billya89]

what radio station would play this song? i wanna request thing

[HarrisonMonroe]

im not sure if he really is, strokin.

[FabioFresh]

i dont understand why there in a claymation guy and I can't make out what he is supposed to be

[HarrisonMonroe]

@FabioFresh he looks like a clock with niplles on it so maybe its like, when do has sex? except i do not understand the other parts its just pretty creepy

[skywarp1]

48 people aren't strokin'!

[diamondlady111]

Lol , This Is The Best Funniest Olde Skoo SOng .. !

[Ifeanyi32]

PKA

[hedonotlikeme]

i stroked during my younger days,,,,,,,,,,,,hahahahh

[lhdollbaby]

this can't be the video wtf!

[joebrown]

@bradg158 You should your women do!

[ColaaLove]

@bradg158

Wow not necessary

[pleasuresyrene]

Tip 'o the hat to the genius who made this playlist!

[PakezSystematicWrath]

47 people ain't "sassyfied"

[BlackPrince2u]

@PakezSystematicWrath And I'm one of them lol!! WTH!!

[337Bphill]

@PakezSystematicWrath 48

[PakezSystematicWrath]

@337Bphill :(

[MrSexxxy20]

@PakezSystematicWrath LMAOOOOOO!

[avalonapril]

OMG!!! I do....there was a club in Oahu that when it played all the waiters and waitresses hopped up on the bar and tables and danced to it!!! Fun times.

[weasoloco27]

WHF?!?!

Who 'members this???

Hahahahaha!!!

[76BomberGeez]

I be Strokin owwwwwwwwwwwwww OMG

[Krazy3912]

1:16-1:20....LOL!!!!

[Krazy3912]

I remember my mom, aunts and my late grandma singin' the HELL outta this song back in late 1986.

[mash4077kb]

sassified...hmm



[banjotune22]

I be proffin!

[rome71rome]

cool song.cant download it from itunes dang!!

[TheCanadiangirl1974]

@rome71rome yes you can. There is a program called DVDVideoSoft Free Studio that you can download & convert into iTunes.

[rome71rome]

@TheCanadiangirl1974 thanx for the info!

[IcollectPanini]

I BE POUNDIN DAT P@@#$%Y,,,Dats ah what i be doin!

[size15shoe]

46 people cant stroke it right!

[conorcrawford]

Yep. The Onion brought me here.

[LilTom895]

@conorcrawford me too

[Mutwasze]

I be TOKIN'

[hairofthedog2008]

U know what I consider strange? Switch hands!

[delilah8411]

45 people dont stroke at all

[misspoossy]

Sassified now that I've heard this!

[whackyjackie15]

-Lol so my Tita loves this song she said she listiend to this at the hop with her Lalito(R.I.P Lalo)we miss u! so one day we were camping out at galveston and she told me lookk up stroking! i was like what is it about and shes like i cant tell u! so i looked it up and palyed it and i was like haa thisisi why u couldnt tell me what it was hahah! and then she told me i used to call lalo clarence carter! i was like did he get mad and she told he called me Selena! hahah! i love u tita!

[indeman17]

My hipster aunt RIP use to HATE this song. lol Would get angry anytime she heard it. Surprising, because she wasn't no prude. Its one of my favorites, for the beat as well as lyrics. When its played in a bar or club it amps up the atmosphere.

[evongoddess18]

i just got through strokin wit my man

[21519voss]

we all learned some i be strokin

[ILuvMusic4real]

I be strokin, that's what I be doin