Talking to Women about Video Games: The Music Video (XXX Mix)

[xXKahoticXx]

Jonathan Holmes is this video Pedophilia or not?

[IDrinkNukaCola]

Youtube needs a Like, Dislike, and "I dont understand" bar.

[andres16op]

go holmes!

[darkwalffles]

great vid bro

[guachupe]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA excellent video holmes!

[sonicdahedgehogrules]

Haha! Victory for Destructoid! The likes outnumber the dislikes, finally!

[metaleon7]

I can't help it... I just can't help it... I just wanna talk to Holmes about pedophilia!

[TheSupremeClientele]

awesome

[Unit076]

Cocaine is a helluva drug, Mr. Holmes

[iRadiatedGamer]

I loved it.

[MrCHEESEMANnn]

Disliking Holmes = liking SOPA ... I believe it was Jesus who first said this

[irishcrixus]

Jonathan Holmes For President!!!!

[20dc06]

Destructoiiiiddddddd

[xXKahoticXx]

Have you ever been racially discriminated by Elton John, Jonathan Holmes?

[DougCL781]

i would do favors for Jonathan Holmes and i wouldn't ask for the favors to be repaid, but he wouldn't let me because HE IS SUCH A NICE BEING!

[CarnivorousFilms]

No more lightsaber!! Machinima kids wouldn't know good entertainment if it penetrated their bum.

[Luneb0rg]

Jonathan Holmes! Jonathan Holmes! Is it pedophilia if videogames?!

[Rookiewill]

Woo hoo!

More than halfway full of likes!

We love you Mr. Holmes, keep being awesome! :)

[modedude]

Jonanthan, you have some fans out here. Use it wisely :)

[irishcrixus]

More likes then dislikes!! :) Take that Haters!! Jonathan Holmes and Destructoid FTW!!!!! MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

[LightningHammer]

Heh, I was amused. Something a little different.

[Threeboy]

VOTE 4 HOLMES

[kokohallo]

holmes



[linkszxx]

FOR HOLMES!!

[Stephen3132]

It is done. The likes have now exceeded the dislikes. You may all return home and live your mundane lives knowing we were successful.

[YimmiMcginty]

We fucking love you Holmes! Seriously though, what is you pedothnicity?

[mcfelters]

Mission Complete

[DanMasonify]

Holmes, your honor is restored.

[Siewmai86]

little late to the liking party, better late than never i guess. Keep it up Holmes!

[darkinertia2]

you cant fuck with destructoid...its very rare that positivity beats negativity on the internet and we BARELY did haha

[TheBleed1ngP1xel]

Congrats Mr. Holmes... U should continue to make videos and tell ur listeners before hand.

[osifracrat]

Congrats Homeslaw!

[tibetanbeefgardener]

Awesome we broke even, just a few hours ago we were 15 likes away.

[AMexicanZebra]

If you dont like this video then you are a pedophile.

[bracey2006uk]

Woohoo positive :D

[heartmountains]

I FEEL SO HAPPY FOR US HOLMESIANS

[Sepheim]

Fuck yeah positive! 

[violetson]

WE DID IT!!

[Sepheim]

Jonathon Holmes Jonathon Holmes Jonathon Holmes Jonathon Holmes - Is it paedophilia or not if you have sex with a 40 year old woman who has the mind of a 5 year old girl, and you're attracted to her personality? Love the video!

[chainsawface99]

Holmes is the new Brad Nicholson.

[BongRiperson]

Fuck yes holmes awesome visuals

[jAX0202]

Holmes as Mega Man: would-be-but-never-will-be GOTY.

[BongRiperson]

Jonathan Holmes kindness man on the internet

[vargasprime094]

At the time of this post, 1,543 people don't quite get it.

[gamers151]

MORE LIKES FOR JONATHON!!!!!

[rumesto]

Why so many dislikes?! Don't they know it's Jonathan Holmes?

[s1gnal]

We still love you, Vomathan.

[smurfeemcgee]

This was probably a bad idea...

Also, VIDEO GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMESS.

[bigfatdynamo426]

Ohhh my gosh I love all of your faces.

[JimSterling]

Show Jonathan Holmes some respect. He's a qualified doctor and everything!

[TwitchingCheese]

Jonathan Holmes! Jonathan Holmes! Is it pedophilia if people dislike this video?

[irishcrixus]

Love you Holmes! Keep up the good work man!

[KyleMackulak]

This is real music. Screw the haters!

[Roxfox]

Well... I will say that the false singing plus auto-tune combination is quite novel. I didn't know it was possible to do both those things at the same time. So there's that...

[audiosnag]

Anyone who could dislike Jonathan Holmes is obviously communist and also probably kicks children into kittens.

[Sukott0]

Johnathan Holmes! Johnathan Holmes! Keep this shit up, sir.

[MysteriousMangaman]

Fuck the haters Jonathon Holmes. You are a talented man.

[violetson]

I want to live in a house with Johnathan Holmes and Chad Concelmo and we would play video games and look at pictures of puppies and be nice to each other all day long.

[bloodhoundlord]

I LOVE YOUR WORK JONATHAN!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!!

[linkszxx]

still more dislikes? this world does not deserve you holmes.

[MrKeef1974]

Bravo sir!

[GreatZarquon42]

GOD DAMN IT HOLMES MY COMPUTER IS BROKEN NOW WHY WONT YOU JUST DIE. (obvious jokes. I love you. LIke Jim Sterling love you)

[20dc06]

Podtoid ftw.

[TimeForHeroesUK]

I don't understand why people are disliking this.

[ottohon]

another podtoid listener coming to the rescue, but we are losing aren't we?

[werewolfgirl1995]

But I like talking about video games D:

[heiligensheiny]

WE GOT YO BACK PODTOID!

[WeaponXX23]

Is it just me or is J Ho such a cutie pie?

[ItizPWNED2]

Jonathan Holmes, Jonathan Holmes. Is it Pedophilia or not to jerk off to a child pressing the like button on this video?

[violetson]

I love you Johnathan Holmes.

[TheNicburk]

Podtoid thumbs up.

[HaruTheOtaku]

JONATHAN HOLMES is it ethical or not if I masturbate to this using a young child as a tissue for my sperm?

[ndv123ndv]

Johnathon Holmes, is it ethical or not to like this video?

[hoptop77]

I love it hoe can you not love it

[knightrider1919]

I liked it.

[voidofopinion]

Mr Holmes. You are awesome.

[cadtalfryn]

Loving it.

[cadtalfryn]

Sort of.

[bulletcurtain]

Jonathan Holmes, is it pedophilia or not if I'm sexually aroused by fans of machinima? (hint: they're all underage)

[bulletcurtain]

Jonathan Holmes we love you!

[PotatoeSam5000]

one of the questions he asks is do i really look like the chameleon from spiderman

[PotatoeSam5000]

johnathon holmes is it ethical or not?

[EQUALIDITY]

Yonatan holmes! U AND ur fro yo rock!!

[DoctorBeardface]

Johnathan, your musical talent is surpassed only by your vast knowledge and experience of pedophilia.

[Darkbeatdk]

If you don't like this video, you are probably racist

[lolomglikeyouknow]

OHH JONATHAN HOLMES WHEN JIM IS DONE WITH YOU CAN I HAVE A RIDE?

[gmadera7]

i love machinima and all but the machinima community is made up douchebags. jonathan holme is like the sweetest man ever. and its a shane so many people dislike this video :(

[ndv123ndv]

I wouldn't have released it here, you have to know the series to get this

[bubmario]

The intelligence behind this video is above the understanding of the masses

*likes and favs*

[ChucksterOcean]

This song is the story of my life.......not the pedostuff......(if it is even in there) and Johnathan Holmes YOU ARE ONE OF THE GREATEST HUMANS ON THIS PLANET!!

[GrimmMASON]

Videogames. Like. Favourite.

[ise1880]

Everyones gonna have this stuck in there head for weeks, brilliant!!

[sonicdahedgehogrules]

I don't get why there's so much hate for this... it's just silly and fun, nobody claimed it was Grammy-worthy. Oh well, I guess people outside of Destructoid just don't get the joke.

[ise1880]

Jonathan holmes 2012!!

[xRavioliSumox]

Holmes you're a magical magical man.

[snoopypup248]

Jonathan Holmes always gets a thumbs up in my book.

[c31586]

holmes. great vid. but, why release this on machinima? its all out of context.

[battyschlaps]

As much as I love you Holmes, this is terrible. The video was quite fun to watch, but even the insane amounts of auto-tune couldn't cover up the fact you're an awful singer.

I look forward to season 2, though.

[R0B1NG5]

The full song seems way sadder than the short one from the intro to the videos. It seemed a little more upbeat out of context.

[brianblake]

1) you come off very creepy, and not in a funny way

2) auto-tune was so five years ago

3) that song was pretty poorly written

[Awesomebadger]

now whenever I play RE4 Holmes, I'll think of you.

[rio197]

wtf?

[Carkastoken2]

Pretty neat song, dude!

[Fulltonic]

WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ETHNICITY HOLMES?

[Samouflage]

lol, fantastic video Holmes! Thank you!

[Inylo]

Can anyone tell me what the game @ 2:18 is? Thanks!

[MattEdWithCheese]

@Inylo Goldeneye Wii

[aamericuslakota]

I don't get what the issue is? It's a dude badly singing about his frustration because he can't find a gamer girl? Funny. But how is this pedophilia? So fucking confused.

[elsewhereify]

@aamericuslakota

You probably had to be there (Destructoid), man.

[lolomglikeyouknow]

JONATHAN HOLMES IS IT PEDOPHILIA OR NOT IF I GET A BONER OVER LITTLE MARIO

[yagamiraito]

Holmes, if I didn't know who you are I'd be like WTF right now. Is this not a meme yet?

[TheTOASTYxelmer]

FUCK YEAH GO HOLMES!

[PrinceRana]

It's becoming less lightsaber-ish by the minute ^^ Way to go, Jonathan!

[GamerPiggy]

The saber cannot be switched off. The force is too strong with these ones.

[Jon166]

Also, when I typed "XXX" in my address bar to watch this again like 50 links came up, then I typed "women" and this was the only one left. Is that bad?

[Sectionmanifold]

Kill the lightsabre! Upvote if you know what I'm talking about.

[MasterKartridge]

Awesome. There's even a cat!

[vladokiller100]

Just for you Jonathan Holmes,thumbs up.

[Jon166]

It's supposed to be like that, guys. If you knew this guy you would know everything about this video is intentional.

[Skarlos131]

Haha, I had no idea your voice could sound terrible even with autotune... then I saw this video.

[irishcrixus]

You Rock Holmes!!!!!!!!!!

[hoptop77]

I demand more cat videos with Jonathan holmes's face in it

[gabrielsilverwolf]

Like! Like this video for the Horde! Er, I mean for Jonathan and Podtoid! Lord Jim Sterling commands it!

[RaccoonBrigade]

HOW IS THIS RAP?

[GRRAB]

I LOVE RAP SO I LOVE THIS <333

[KillerMime64]

Save this video in the name of PODTOID!

[stephanweis]

Holmesy is the reason I go to DTOID.

[TheJamesawesome]

This is the reason I love Holmes

[Pillowfort]

i disliked because i don't like rap

[slythemagicunicorn]

@Pillowfort Im pretty sure you don't know what rhymes are. Go look them up, and while you are at it go back to elementary school. Not trying to be mean, Im just defending Holmes's honor and glory.

[DanMasonify]

@Pillowfort Not a single part of this song is rap.

[TheNerdW0rd]

This is honestly the best thing. Holmes, you're the best, we love you.

[godi3400]

HOLMES FOR WORLD PRESIDENT!

[aarongaspar]

I don't like autotune, but I do like Jonathan Holmes. "like"

[ArthurSBrahm]

BUT IS IT PEDOPHILE OR NOT!?

[Derpinthesystem]

LETS TURN THAT LIGHTSABER INTO A JOINT! FOR HOLMES! FOR PODTOID! FOR PED...uh nevermind.

[exkefkaroth]

Light saber of bitch

[TheRossage99]

Thumb if the last Podtoid ep brought you here to un-lightsaber this video

[ThingInTheCoat]

God, I want a Jonathan Holmes plushie to snuggle at night. No homo.

[ditziwill1]

This is so johnathon holmes all over. Loved it! I didnt imagine it to be any other way. Fav bit was where he was interviewing the woman in the red hat in a rhythm heaven style.

If you didnt like it...then you dont get it. so why did u watch it?

[thehomelesspanda]

Jonathan Holmes is awesome!

[Failtuna]

Hmm, I always thought the Machinima community were a bunch of crude, pre-teens, who have no respect for new ideas and videos made by people who aren't in it for the money. Reading some of the comments here I can see the divide between DToid fans and Machinima followers. If you don't like the video, don't watch it, feel free to dislike and comment it if you watched the whole thing and have a valid opinion on it. But don't hate in the comments, that's just unfair.

[CallumR56]

JonathanHolmesJonathanHolmes- I can't help talking to vulnerable young girls about videogames, is that pedophilia or not?

[bassben04]

This is so frickin awesome. Jonathan Holmes you legend. 

[nerdbirdofdeath]

Jonathan homes is the best

[THELEGENDARYK2]

Jonathan Holmes is a saint.

[GetzVonBerlichingen]

JONATHAN HOLMES JONATHAN HOLMES, you are the man I aspire to be one day. I love you and your work, don't let anything discourage you! =3 You and Jim and Max and Tara are huge motivation to get up in the morning.

[jeps1973]

This is stupid there are so many girl gamers out there now-a-days!

[DanMasonify]

@jeps1973 You clearly don't get the song or the series of videos it was based on.

[ArmadaNine]

I literally believe I can see a new reality.

[NimhShambler]

...I do like gaming, star wars, ect. It's about all I talk about.

[ninjarobo110]

JONATHAN HOLMES! JONATHAN HOLMES! Is it true that you preform analingus on your patients?

[genkomonkeyosiris]

pause at 2:20, pokemon has a dark side xD

[ILoveRibs1347]

Omg wht do u think man girls don't like video games

[Alllester10]

Lol Borderline Poke R34

[firespin97]

JONATHAN HOLMES WHAT IS JONATHAN HOLMES ETHNICITY?

[FapStaff]

Jonathan Holmes is a delicious piece of steak drizzled with sweetness. Appreciate.

[XxFuzzballxX]

ROFL this was fucking hilarious! Watch the whole thing before you down this video.

[MrJomkid]

terrible...



[wongaman95]

is it just me or was that lag ?

[linkszxx]

@wongaman95 its just how the video is, its done much better on the original video

[sgtRAWRrawr]

Flying piece of dog turd >~< I meant *it's .... Kinda late correction to make but oh well ^~^

[BeeryGamer]

I can't help, no I can't help it, I just wanna put this video on machinima to be thumbed down by a bunch of ignorant no lives!

(It's probably a bad idea...)

[BeeryGamer]

@ItsDodgyDanny wow, I'm in love with your ignorance good sir!

[ItsDodgyDanny]

@BeeryGamer Thanks :)

[BeeryGamer]

of course if it is on machinima this video would have more down votes than up votes...

Seriously people, if you don't know what this is about or what the meaning of this is, don't even bother coming here!

[dfactory]

@BeeryGamer agreed.