the dad DOES sound like obi-wan!....imagine him saying="the sand people (next door) frighten easliy but they will return....and in greater numbers!".......LOL!
Remember, kids: A healthy and balanced family life means piling unreasonable expectations on one family member (Preferably the mother) and exploding with anger when they aren't met.
Bless you sir, for bringing out the alleged "fun" implied in this short! Budgets, chores, and endless dinner table meetings bring fun and happiness? Yeh right...
The mother always reminds me a little of Elsa Lanchester, but without the comical eccentric stuff.
Oppeldeldoc1 4 days ago
Doesn't Katharine remind you a little bit of Maggie Gyllenhaal or maybe Winona Ryder?
jldraw 1 month ago
Josh, you are hilarious. Next time you're in St. Louis, come on over and watch a few shorts with me. --John
JohnnyCxviii 5 months ago
Clown college kitchen cabinets.
reubenthetadpole 6 months ago
4:09 "I made a list to guide us"
Yeah work it out together, as long as it's my plan.
Timewap 7 months ago
Funny thing about "Family Life, Inc. LLC"; I wouldn't consider sending their four retired "partners" to convalescent homes "golden parachutes."
thefaboloussob 8 months ago
Hard 2 believe, but I've seen houses like that (& older) here in downtown Bakersfield. They're occupied by doctor's or dentist's offices.
thefaboloussob 8 months ago
Man, you are on fire in this one!! Very good job!!
"Butt-fast? What the hell?"
MysterySTForever 1 year ago
Harold said "budget" as if it was a four letter word.
needles1987 1 year ago
xD
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Here's how to handel finances: get in line for a Government bailout
snakes3425 1 year ago
"Off for another day at Crystal Lake"
With that Voorhees boy! XD
DrGregoryHouseIT 1 year ago
Hey, I'm cooking the books!
Decentralism 1 year ago
"That night, Mrs. Miller was thinking about what Harold said." "But fast? What the hell?" XD
"Magnets, I mean." Nice.
At the end of the short, I'm still betting on magic.
pdlbean 1 year ago
family council meetings. Oh man, some memories there.
thesmallestinsanity 1 year ago
They're living in the Griffin House(Family Guy)
zbradley1990 1 year ago
F*ckin Magnets
reddyredd 1 year ago
"Butt fast what the hell" LOL!!!!
Barbiecarcrusher 1 year ago
the dad DOES sound like obi-wan!....imagine him saying="the sand people (next door) frighten easliy but they will return....and in greater numbers!".......LOL!
Thanks for posting......love these clips!
45gunner 1 year ago
"Later, the stupid, entitled, white people fight some more." HAHAHAH OMG love it!
ShadesofScorpius 1 year ago
If every American family makes sacrifices... then we won't need no socialized medicine like those commie countries!
grecomic 1 year ago
do all the Coronet films have the same narrator?
1:24, that's an ugly-ass skirt
2:28, what bitchy kids!
apparently Harold grew up to be a young Richie Valens
"later, the stupid, entitled white people fight some more"
4:21, that looks like the same handwriting as the list in "Planning a Party"
i'm sure all kids love to have weekly family meetings
"I spent all that on egg creams and dippity -do's!
blugreen123 1 year ago
That kitchen looks like it was designed by a junior high drama club.
AtomicSpike 1 year ago
The father kind of sounds like a younger Alec Guiness.
TheGreatYellow 1 year ago 2
@TheGreatYellow
"Well in order to be like the Millers, you are first required to go to the Degobah System..."
MST3K1986 1 year ago
This family needs a good iron supplement. And good grief, I do love those kitchen cabinets!
smartbunny 1 year ago
You had me at the Friday the 13th reference XD
889654 1 year ago
"our lives are a living hell!"
" 'cuz im incompetent, stupid!" (someone needs to slap those kids upside the head)
"Sensible planning ROCKS!"
I dont know which is more funny: the awesome commentary or the cheesy film! Great job!
purpleshamrock17 1 year ago
Whinny-assed crybabies!
DGF2099 1 year ago 2
Read Proclamation to the world Josh
061342 1 year ago
Crystal Lake is a real town in Chicagoland area (where Coronet was based). Not that it makes the riff any less funny.
Strannik01 1 year ago
"Very Arch Hall, Jr."
GusF 1 year ago
Remember, kids: A healthy and balanced family life means piling unreasonable expectations on one family member (Preferably the mother) and exploding with anger when they aren't met.
LordQuadros 1 year ago 23
"How do they work?" "Magnets, I mean."
Wow, didn't see that one coming. Once again, great riff!
MSkull01 1 year ago
"Off for another day at Crystal Lake, with that Voorhes boy."
"Taking your family for granted really takes it out of ya."
At 3:56 I expected a long silence, followed by an outburst of derisive laughter and father demanding mother get back in the kitchen.
"NERDS!"
I don't think the threat of disintegration by Gort could get a modern family to be this lobotomizingly civil.
Awesome riffing, Josh. This short sure needed it.
Iamafishproductions 1 year ago
Sure seems like mom is pretty booked solid... Oh wait. It's 1949.
Whip0fAlchemy 1 year ago
i love the "suzerain-vassal" reference! lol xD
Enterprise2700 1 year ago
Shit, this is funn-e
badboyforlife10195 1 year ago
6th comment... Few minutes after show.
"I thought we established it was magic" XD
badboyforlife10195 1 year ago
I was laughing so hard! You're hilarious.
But I'm surprised nothing was said of the mother's hair. It's hideous, I couldn't stop staring.
DigitalBookWorm 1 year ago
Harold is so ugly.
needles1987 1 year ago
Bless you sir, for bringing out the alleged "fun" implied in this short! Budgets, chores, and endless dinner table meetings bring fun and happiness? Yeh right...
keen14you 1 year ago 2
That is without a doubt, the most whiny-ass family I've ever seen in my life.
FinalGamerJames 1 year ago 18
@FinalGamerJames This is your first time seeing a white family, isn't it?
TheIr0nMike 9 months ago
@TheIr0nMike One from the 50s at least yeah XD
FinalGamerJames 9 months ago
@FinalGamerJames But still, these guys ain't as entertaining as the Fishers ("Six Feet Under").
thefaboloussob 8 months ago
In some of those shots, the dad looks eerily like Kevin Dunn.
doggans 1 year ago