PUSCIFER Spring 2012 Tour Dates

[ninmachine109]

i had no idea what to expect. the music is so bizarre/hilarious/awesome i didn't know what the hell i was going to watch. all i can say is GO. Fucking GO!!!

[rmed30]

I really think that Maynard and the gang are selling this live show short. I've seen this show twice and I would go again in a heartbeat. It always seems like they are testing the water, so to speak, with the tour dates. In any case, I hope they made good money bc they are spec-fucking-tacular live.

[MegaGraham79]

watched them in BATON ROUGE!!!!!! was FUCKING EPIC!!

[semidios66]

Come to mexico! ):

[alustriadawn]

HALIFAX!!!!!!!!!!! xoxoxoxoxo

[running90away]

@drummerbadass1 what do you mean?

[running90away]

@pukefacevaginadrown even though that offer wasn't for you, come here  :D bring all of your friends, lets celebrate the frenchy way.

[running90away]

@EWirtz34 I tried. I was going to Toronto to watch Tool this months, but my new college schedules fucked all my plans. You know, not everyone can afford moving around, a lot of people are piss poor and have jobs or college. It's not like anyone would say no to a road trip.

[drummerbadass1]

@running90away You didn't miss anything.

[EWirtz34]

Instead of asking artists to come to YOU and play for YOU, why don't YOU go to THEM? That seems like a better journey than sitting on your ass and summoning everything you want. Sometimes you have to go get it.

[running90away]

HOW ABOUT YOU COME TO FUCKIN MONTREAL IN CANADA EH???? you dont just have fans in Toronto buddy. COME TO THE FRENCHY SIDE, we'll gave you poutine, maple syrup flavored bacon, weed and french chicks for fuck sake

[pukefacevaginadrown]

@running90away I'm on my way!

[77TOOLarmy]

I just bought the Conditions of my Parole album and I highly recommend anyone with a pulse to do the same. But beware, some songs may be stuck in your head for days. "Weigh your worth before her majesty the Verde River!"

[mrloslos88]

damn u guys need to come by fresno, ca hit the starline!!! v is for vaginA!

[theletteronyourcoat]

Anybody else hear something? It's like an annoying tick made only by morons.  No? Okay. I'll ignore it.

[77TOOLarmy]

It's "their" neck, Maynard Jr. Your grammar sucks. Anyways, thanks for coming to Baton Rouge, Puscifer! See ya in February!

[EpicTeaIsEpic]

I really wanna see Maynard live! But since I live in England that may be a challenge :(

[TheEvilCarr]

Worth it for any price at any distance! Without a doubt the best show I have ever seen. I love Tool and APC, too, but Puscifer is sooooooo fuckin' awesome!!

[albertamcdowell]

Pittsburgh March 1, it's not in the video.

[matteosicilia]

Couldn't be more excited about getting to see ']['{[]}{[]}[[_ next month! Seeing Maynard twice in 3 months! Today is like Christmas! :D

[MrSnubzy]

they are very expensive tickets, but it is nice to see Maynard funding this out of his own pocket. He is a millionaire and it seems like he really is doing this for the love of music rather than profit.

[Drok333]

See you with tool in Ga same month ;) ...... But more excited for puscifer!!!!!!!

[Drok333]

@Knoxville was great! But you have me another chance @ the wine tasting ..... Thank you cu in Nashville

[Geemonster69]

How about Europe for fucks sake i.e the UK?

[fourtsixandtwo]

OMAHA bitches!

[TheUnspool]

Montreal is probably one of the most musical cities in Canada. You'll have a much better show here than in Edmonton, please come!

[difficultbastard]

I tried to watch a jimmy carr video but apparently this channel blocked it on copyright infringement where exactly is the connection?

[alligator1984]

OMG, Calgary!!!! Yess!!!!!!

[Blade3327]

YOU'RE COMING TO PORTLAND!? YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!­!!!!!

[rocklike1976]

Europe!!!!!!!

[xReinhartx]

Please add a Saskatchewan date!

[AgentFlowers]

Can't wait until you're done exploring this phase. The trailer hillbilly skits are just very unsexy, boring, and not tasteful, IMO. The singing and musicianship continues to rock out in every way, but good Lord..... Loving Corina btw..With love, your fan since 92. AF.

[Phydeaux3bot]

"New album available everywhere!" LOL! I still can't quite believe that I managed to find a physical copy in my butt-bass-ackwards little city. That was one of those days when everything goes right, doncha wish we could bottle that shit? Bring on the Conditions remixes... that album will never leave my player.

[Oceanfloats]

I was at the first show of this tour and let me tell you all it is worth FAR more than the price of the ticket. It is a wonderful show, I still cannot get over how well done and awesome it was. I still get chill bumps when I listen to the album. Much love to Puscifer and Maynard in general. My daughter introduced me to Puscifer and- I know this might sound crazy to some of you, but the music has changed my life. I was reborn. The whole world looks different.

[Phydeaux3bot]

@Oceanfloats THAT is a good Daughter you got right there. In our house its the other way 'round. My Daughter's always "Puscifer again Daddy?!" A good friend photoshopped my face into the Conditions album cover (really well too!) so that has been my wallpaper for some time, my Daughter says: "I don't like your wallpaper Daddy." and when I asked why she said because she liked me with Mommy better. Would have broken Hildy's poor heart. ;0)

[zinny42]

Escondido! yes! 

[Allysonjayne1]

Wow, March 10!...I'm honored and excited! Thank you Puscifer.

[prosthetichead220]

Omaha? You rock my socks off! Thank you so much for putting Omaha on the list!!!!

[maynards1fan]

helllllllllllll yesssssssssssssss.....memphis only a two hour drive instead of 4 or 8 i would drive 15 hours to see maynards fuckin ass...saw the show in st louis this year amazing..but what can i say maynard is a fuckin genious he is one amazing individual...

[Hitithardify]

@maynards1fan i was at that show too it was so badass

[Burntcurry]

NEW ZEALAND

[DVampire22]

Another person wanting Florida. Why do you avoid Florida Maynard? :-(

[Reasonist]

FUCK YEAH VANCOUVER! THANK YOU! ~r.

[dlacym]

Florida, please.

[Leptomaca]

MEXICO!!!!!

[ivanhhh1]

fucking mynard come to argentina!!!!!

[notredame6523]

More tour dates and still none in Florida... You gotta be kitten me...

[danielkauai20]

Please come to Hawaii! The blaisdell concert hall seats 2200. It's beautiful, you should remember, you Played there twice in '06. Come to Hawaii ya bastards!

[LoriLovesMusic29]

... pOoPy ... i wait ...

[nopeekingjon]

are their going to be any age restrictions for any of the shows?

[toolbandfan23]

I've been waiting for him to come to calgary!! Can't wait!

[EyeOnTheTV]

NO SEATTLE?? YOU SONOFABITCH!! *shakes fist*

[GunfightersINC]

Goddammit MAYNARD!!...get your ass to Washington state! and bring some fucking vino!

[dittyTHEhippie]

Iowa?! plz?!?!?!?!

[mellosunshine]

INDIANA!!!! Indiana, YES!!!!!

[caboose2253]

@mellosunshine Agreed, I guess Ill see you in indy mellosunshine !

[benbodhi]

Maybe some dates in Australia yes?!

[spiral2spiral]

@benbodhi I endorse this statement. C'mon Nardy, we all know you want more Hunter Valley wine.,

[ThePaulweezy6]

@pusciferdotcom Made the drive to see you crazies in dallas now i get to walk to see you in austin

thank you

[rockinwithjesus]

Just saw Puscifer last night in L.A. Amazing!

[theletteronyourcoat]

I don't know what to tell Florida.

[theletteronyourcoat]

For the people out of the country who don't quite get it: When Puscifer tours, it comes directly out of Maynard's pocket, and his pocket alone because this project is purely independent - not like your hipster indie music - but like he pays for everything. Truth is, venues see more ticket sales revenue than the bands. Financially, ticket sales alone won't pay for tours overseas. And I know we all want to think he has millions & can afford anything. Sorry, that's just not the case.

[Kaylersstareye]

@theletteronyourcoat Damn you ticketmaster

[babygurlballin]

@theletteronyourcoat lol sweet direct comeback, i must admit.

[MaynardJamesKeenanJr]

@theletteronyourcoat your stupid

[theletteronyourcoat]

@MaynardJamesKeenanJr You're* :)

[MaynardJamesKeenanJr]

@theletteronyourcoat what the fuck this is youtube not some English test, fuck off nigger

[MaynardJamesKeenanJr]

@theletteronyourcoat ill slit your throat and hang your grandparents by there neck off a tree

[theletteronyourcoat]

@MaynardJamesKeenanJr HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love it. Thanks for proving your stupidity and insolence. In fact, I dare you to try your little threat. Come find me! You're a good for nothing, Interweb dwelling, all talk - no walk, air stealing, moronic, pathetic excuse for a human life. Your rebuttal doesn't matter. Goodbye, dick. Piss off.

[tooolmaniac]

@MaynardJamesKeenanJr , love your user name dude, greetings from Mexico and north america united (MEXICO, USA AND CANADA)

[drummerbadass1]

@theletteronyourcoat  How do you know so much about Maynard's finances? Are you tapping that ??

[theletteronyourcoat]

@drummerbadass1 One would be so lucky. hahaha.

[drummerbadass1]

@theletteronyourcoat He's homely and monkey meat. What 's up with you . You like skank?

[theletteronyourcoat]

@drummerbadass1 hahaha, I'm not sure what any of that means. But okay. And as far as you going out of your way to leave a comment on my profile ("You are a faggot asshole" - I'm sure you remember), well that just makes you pathetic. To me, you're no different from MaynardJamesKeenanJr. For all I know, you may be the same person. It really doesn't matter. I just know what I'm talking about for tour costs and the that Nardo pays out of pocket. Oh well. Thanks for the laughs. Piss off.

[theletteronyourcoat]

@theletteronyourcoat ... the *fact* that... Sometimes, I make mistakes.

[drummerbadass1]

@theletteronyourcoat hahaha. Yeah you know what that meant.. mancrush on skankass Maynard

[drummerbadass1]

@theletteronyourcoat Good I hope the asshat loses so much money he cries at the end of his tour..I hope plague strikes his mediocre vineyard. That his gall bladder explodes on stage and his liver fails from his alchoholism.. I really like the guy..he is so special...

[CYaN1c1oWN]

@drummerbadass1 Good for you.

[terror3vor]

Italia, cribbio!

[yourdemon01]

Romania! We've been waiting for such a long time for you!

[Shitballs78]

Escondido baby right down the road from Carlsbad!!!! Thank god

[66666688651]

GREECE



[Drhughjanis]

guess i gotta go on a roadtrip to calgary. no problem!

[usefulidiocy]

Good thing you've no Puscifer fans in Europe.... Oh wait...

[crapperpoopin]

Carina Round is my HERO!

[vendertian1]

why do you hate Wisconsin so much?

[fakeham]

Denver or Boulder CO please!!!!!

[atukcurse]

Would like to see Deathtrap America on this tour!

[Rage00Against]

Coming to Calgary, woop!

[Ligiacr]

FUCK YOU MAYNARD!! SOUTHAMERICA NEED YOU BRING YOUR ASS HERE!!! be nice with us :)

[TOOLMAN09100]

@pallknowing1 type " tool new album 2012" into Google search bar

[Yvl9921]

@pallknowing1 Tool just announced their new album. Check their facebook page for the maddening details.

[lamps462]

@Yvl9921 No they didn't.

[pallknowing1]

@Yvl9921 That was volto that is recording, tool is writing a new album. The newsletter also said that tool may think about a short winter tour... which this ruins and delays the writing and recording of the new album

[d1sp0s1t10n]

Don't worry there will be new tool soon enough

[35karla]

México please

[23mojave]

Please comeback to Boston!

[godlike2222]

Fuckin florida, cmon now!

[T1SPED]

@godlike2222 DAMN RIGHT!!!! FLORIDA!!!

[mnazz89]

Please come to Boston!!

[SexyStitches]

Yes!! Kansas City! Thank you!! :D

[skb0rzn]

COME TO FLORIDA!!!!!!

[OpiatePusher666]

No Europe? Again? Oh...

[mhaas871]

please go back to chicago! i want to see you live again!

[sroose77]

come back to Detroit purdy plz :D

[shimmertone]

EUROPE PLEASE!

[jeremiahsoldit]

BOISE ID PLEASE!!!

[StasLeo1987]

COME TO EUROPE!!!

[leamaze]

upstate NY, please! Poughkeepsie, Albany? Both? i've seen TOOL multiple times and would love to see Puscifer.

[ukrsys13]

You need to come down to South Florida!!!!!

[JohnMichaelEllison]

Come to the UK!

[mDarkPoet]

Gaaaah Escondido, CA is too far away. San Fran, Stockton, Sacramento, or Oakland perhaps for us Northern Californians? Please O_O >.<

[euphorial]

Awesome! I'll be there!

[Drok333]

Knoxville tn please!!!!!!!!!

[Drok333]

I'm coming back!!!!!

[Drok333]

Yeeeeeezssssssss

[kleverage]

Fuck yea

[Unleashed2k]

Where's my central florida date :(

[Bowserrocks]

Awesome :) Another southern California date in Escondido! I couldn't make the LA show last night, but I will definitely see you on march 18! Love the work Maynard :)

[Runny1337]

Hells yeah