American Black Bear vs Wolverine

[TheShadowpro13]

wolverine: i am ur daddy

bear: show me

wolverine: roar bites nose

bear: ok daddy sorry but tell me one thing u dont look like me why

[njnolan1]

BEAR: Dude... I'm just trying to forage for some berries.

Wolverine: I own your berries bitch!

BEAR: Seriously, stop asshole

Wolverine: I WILL KILL YOU

Bear: Get some help buddy

Wolverine: Help this motherfucker! (bites face)

BEAR: Owwwww! That really stings ya jerk

Wolverine: hehe

[Sargonarhes]

Do not mess the wolverine. They are so insane they'll attack bears and wolf packs. Just to prove their pair is bigger.

[thakidace]

0:57

Bear: MAN! what the fuck is wrong with you.... that's my NOSE! FFFFFFFFUCK!

[oncepwnd]

Man, wolverines are dicks. What did Yogi ever do to this asshole?

[Leolady4]

This isn't what Disney taught me about nature! :)

[harrytheman1000]

I wish you could use wolverines as guard dogs hahahha.

[RestEdits]

wolverine is the honey badgers cousin

[RAYDENMORTALKOMBAT]

wolverine rules

[webusecom]

thanks cracked

[YoungGun66]

0:14 Alright its on you assclown.

[Nesyaj]

That bear was minding his own damn business in that tree

Wolverines are jerks

[sithlordsoto78]

@Nesyaj damn you sound like a buckeye. lol just kidding.

[Milkface95]

I'm less impressed at the Wolverine taking on the bear and more by the fact that you filmed it and lived. Unless you didn't film it. In that case, I'm impressed by the fact that I didn't die by just watching.

[consequences]

@Milkface95 Looks like it they videotaped a Tv screen.

[TheLotharx]

I'm putting on my bucket list taking down a wolverine with nothing but a knife

[thatangrymongoose]

It's like an angsty rage-filled teenager trying to beat up (or provoke) a gigantic, buff, muscled guy.

[TheCaneCorso]

The wolerine would kill a Kangal word up

[joemanses]

bear's like "Damn nature, you scary!"

[giuseppe449]

wolverine is like come at me bro!

[1119dave]

Honeybadger> wolverine+blackbear

[satanmasta]

wolverine manipulates

[BensBold54]

A synopsis of bear responses:

A Polar Bear: "Ummm Hellooo. Hi? Hellooo?

A Black Bear: "Check out this mothafucka! Check out thisss mothafucker!

A Panda: Falls out of tree and dies

[rednek316]

@BensBold54 You're as bad as Dane Cook at stealing jokes.

[BensBold54]

@rednek316 ummm hello? hi? amazing to hear from a redneck who might not be an incest statistic. then again, you also know how to use the internet so you're likely a poser redneck... the worst kind of redneck

[rednek316]

@BensBold54 Actually, I don't even know what I'm doing here. I just walked in to my trailer and found this here "lighty box" I call it. I started smashin' buttons and these weird symbols started poppin' up. Then someone inside the lighty box sent me some symbols back. I reckon it's some form of cuh-mew-nuh-cash-un.

[goldzero1203]

I'm guessing he's the best there is at what he does.

[LazyMan9000]

Not shown: Adamantium Claws and Regenerative Healing Factor.

[KoolCat12100]

the bear was just toying with it :P

[norevelation]

Someone had better do something about that bear if he's really killed 14 Americans since 2000.

[23lennart]

The wolverines are incredibly fast and intelligent. The bear would have a hard time to get in a decent hit on the wolverine, but the wolverine would surely claw him badly a couple of times. Ofc the wolverine is dead _if_ the bear gets in a good hit. This doesn't seem like a serious fight though.

[deerdestroyer2009]

if the bear didn't mind a little pain he could kill the wolverine.

[690169]

@deerdestroyer2009

lol you serious? The wolverine would thump that black bear up

[deerdestroyer2009]

@690169 think of the bite force of an enraged bear.

[690169]

@deerdestroyer2009

Vice versa and plus wolverines will NOT give up their like the fucking energiser bunny they keep going and going

[deerdestroyer2009]

@690169 Unless the bear grabs the wolverine and pins him down and delivers a critical blow.

[690169]

@deerdestroyer2009

Well....good luck with that.....the wolverine is to quick and fast

[ColeVecsion]

Proof wolverines suffer from Short man's disease

[demonjack123]

More like playing with eachother

[phreak]

I like how the bear just wants to play a bit but the wolverine is like "MUTHAFUKKA"

[qubicles]

& the wolverine is like " C'MON, STOP RUNNIN & FIGHT ME YOU PUNK AZZ MUTHAPHUCKA!"

[tacoburritokinghank]

UNACCEPTABLE! -clink clink-

[Noctoural88]

lol that black bear was too friendly. if it was aggressive or in a rage, i could literally just snap that thing's spine with one blow

[Gerwulf91]

Wolverine is like a boss

[Cosmickey86]

Bear: "Hey that hurts man! What gives?"

Wolverine: "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUUUUUUCK YUUUUUU"

[bluesgurugod]

The Joe Pesci of animals!!

[donniebrasco24]

that bear is a pussy! little wolverine chased his ass up the tree LMAO!!

[asdl805]

@donniebrasco24 wolverines act like jack russells but can back it up a lot better so if you ever run across one for some reason your day just went straight to hell cuz he is gonna tear your ass up

[donniebrasco24]

@asdl805 i dont get my ass tore up dude. you got the wrong guy!

[asdl805]

@donniebrasco24 challenge a wolverine and then say that as the truth

[donniebrasco24]

@asdl805 zzzz

[Zanmatt2g]

badass

[kvnyay]

Dam nature u SCARY!!

[colourdeyes]

Wolverine: Don't fuck or get cracked.

Thanks cracked.com

[throwerofturds]

bruce lee or the animal kingdom

[xDEMONIZEDx]

I have a 30lbs. Welsch Corgi that would fuck this wolverine's day up.

[MusicKiller1000]

@xDEMONIZEDx  Yeah and next day you se your dog all in blood

[asdl805]

@xDEMONIZEDx good luck with that that wolverine would tear up 20 30lbs. welsch corgi's and then he would kill you with ease

[xDEMONIZEDx]

@asdl805 Trolled son, what.

[DouglasMiles1]

20 pounds of attitude beats 200 pounds of WTF



[sportshistorybuff]

I wonder if bears walk away because wolverines smell terrible and bears have such sensitive senses of smell.

[alanvt1]

you think the wolverine is tough? try the honey badger......the king!!

[jwcees]

@tehownagecat lol that would be one hell of

a ferocious animal. honey badger wolverine mix that is.

lmao

[ImSoOffended]

isn't the black bear docile? I would like to see the wolverine take on a grizzly instead.

[throwerofturds]

@ImSoOffended

bears are actually quite docile . all they think about is food and for the most part they are vegans . they pasture like a cow if they run into a bunch of grass

[asdl805]

@ImSoOffended just putting this out there the grizzly attacks when it's a territorial thing, the black bear attacks because he don't like you basically, that's why when you come across a grizzly backing away slowly normally makes him not attack but a black bear is not going to be stopped unless lethal or close to lethal force is used

[Frozenpot420]

@asdl805 that is so ridiculously untrue i dont know whether to laugh or cry. black bears are huge pussies trust me i live in british columbia canada and theres tons of black bears around. unless you get to close to a mother and/or her cubs, they'll literally run from you.

[gkraz]

The bear actually got to pet the wolverine on it's head twice I think. But had I been that bear I would have just took the risk and charged and stomp on his ass then aggressively and quickly tear the little guy and lay his hectic ass to rest or eat it up. Forget the injuries the little guy could do just rush and fuck him up.

[SuperSNIPERKITTEN]

@gkraz actually the bear was wise to try and avoid a fight with a wolverine, they are the most aggressive carnivores in north america after all

[Blackwolf7301]

Wolverines, despite some popularm claims, cannot kill Bears. They are regarded as stubborn, determined pests, like annoying kids no one wants to argue with. But if any Bear wanted to it could kill a Wolverine.

[FallenInAdam]

I HATE THESE FUCKING MORONS WHO RECORD TV SHOWS WITH THEIR VIDEO CAMERAS & POST THE VIDEOS UP ON YOUTUBE. SUCH CRAPPY QUALITY DAMN IT!!!!!!

[throwerofturds]

@FallenInAdam

next time tell the fucking guy to get right in their between them just so you can see alittle better

[csbob2010]

Ballsy. Stupid...but Ballsy.

[TehOwnageCat]

When I grow up,im going to spend all my lifes savings on making a honey badger and wolverine hybrid. I will call it,flying raptor Jesus.

[xxxCRAZYLOVExxx]

@TehOwnageCat rofl at ur comment

[tinygangster666]

@TehOwnageCat you should breed the wolverine with a tasmanian devil

[deerdestroyer2009]

@TehOwnageCat OOOOOOOK!!

[kainfury]

@TehOwnageCat

You, sir, have the most clever idea I've ever heard in my life. Please let me know when you experiment is complete, as I will buy 200 of them to create my army of Honey Wolverines minions.

[QuesoGr7]

@kainfury

You will own the fucking WORLD with an army like that! xD

[Digitizeddragon23]

@TehOwnageCat Please DONT. That thing would kill us all!! :D

[pompdiggy13]

Fake

[bdolson4898]

Horse shit video.

[XxSKITTELZxX1]

Kinda sad when bears are not scared of people but are against a wolverine.

[looloorex]

awww...looks like the bear just wanted to play =/

[EGarrett01]

It's so hard to find videos of wild Wolverine's online because all you get back on your search results is frigging Hugh Jackman.

[65734731]

That was incredibly boring. Sure, the wolverine is nuts, but it didn't really do anything, and the bear didn't even care that much.

[Tj1056]

haha bear like hey you what up and the wolverine like ima f you up bear like ha slaps the wolverine and then he bites the bear on the nose and bear like awww that hurt where ya go beezy...

[jaktuu]

Bear: awww, look, it wants to play!

Wolverine: i'm gonna wat the fuck out of you -.-

Bear: awww, look, it think's it's people!

wolvering: wt.... forget it, i am no longer hungry -.-

[SvenTviking]

They were obviously hand reared together.

[militantmindset]

and i thought only humans could have small mans syndrome hahaha

[dabadguy87]

Wolverine: Getta fuck outta me tree

Bear: Come here, im going to stuff you in a locker.

[RussellThePumpkin]

0:38 Bear: "I will name him George, and I will hug him and pet him an-HEY WUT DUH FUCK?!"

[TheWhoNew]

Listen up, Bub. I'm the best there is at what I do, and what I do isn't very nice.

[TheAdironDoc]

Just goes to show, sometimes it's all about attitude. Bears and some timberwolves might take a wolverine, but they'll risk getting mighty bloodied. Easier to walk away.

[50x100aleman]

hhahahah i was looking on my msn to see who was online XD

[C0SM1CG4TE]

LOOK OUT D: RETREAT!

[tantoedge]

0:52 I wonder who's online?

[Uberboy07]

wow I don't see why bears are afraid of wolverines. yea they're tough but bears need to realize they could crush them with one swipe. lol

[jimbo2346]

Kind of disappointed, as I thought I was gonna see a bear get the living shit kicked out of him by a wolverine, not some slap fighting crap.

[wakaratwakawaka]

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[vanderbiltsax]

the bear is just playin.

Bear: What the Fack, Willis? Okay you want to play.

Wolverine: You can't harm me? I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!

[eaglemanwilkins]

lol bear: the fuck is wrong with you? get outta here

wolverine: dont touch me, bitch!

[captainclayman]

the bear is like dude what the fuck is with this guy, man?

[sammyharet]

Thumbs up for Cracked.com

[TollSchaft]

That wolverine just Does Not Give A Fuck.

[Squiggy2010]

hey bear! fuck you!!

[znotzelda]

I was expecting more flailing hatred from the wolverine.

[killaseason999]

Wolverine - "Hey Bub"

The Bear - "O fuck"

[CrazyCannibalClown]

So this is where the idea of Wolverine vs. Hulk came from.

[Gigas0101]

the bear is literally going "FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUU"

[MAKEGOTOP]

so annoyed at people who bust out a camcorder to point at their tv or computer

[svr52189]

And the bear is like: "is this guy fuckin' serious?"

[blondperson7]

you would think the bear would pick up the wolverine and bite its head off...guess not :|

[EndCat47]

the bear just wanted to play. CRACKED

[billsh2o]

jesus christ i didn't anticipate being this bored given the title of this video

[Fayanora]

Man, the X-Men character Wolverine looks like a pussy compared to the wolverines.

[MarieFace]

well that appears to be a black bear, and they are the pussy'd of the bear world.

either way... bad-ass.

[BandSkeletonKey]

like a backpack capable of hate.

[d4v1db15h0p]

I actually feel sorry for the bear at 0:40, i.e. the part where the bear lightly paws the wolverine's face and the wolverine returns the favour by trying to TEAR THE BEAR'S FUCKING EYE OUT.

[lioneaglegriffin]

@d4v1db15h0p i know right. i was like aw. the bear was just sayin' oh hai. whats your name? and he gets in reply i'll fuckin' cut you man! i'll fuckin' do it!!!

[SalNightmare209]

That wolverine just don't give a fuck.

[JiminyKracker]

Wolverines will actively stalk and attack larger predators by hiding on top of rocky outcrops or in trees, then leaping off onto their backs, biting, chewing, mauling and stomping on their spines like a backpack capable of hate.

[ChikinPudding]

@JiminyKracker way to be original, you little plagiarizing shit. this is from the cracked.com article about "6 animals that just dont give a fuck." cite your source.

[JiminyKracker]

@ChikinPudding I thought of that shit on the spot. This 'cracked' thing you speak of must've ripped me off! basterdz r ALWAYS doing that with my witty remarks!

[ChikinPudding]

@JiminyKracker hey man i dont really care just trolling :)

[JiminyKracker]

@ChikinPudding heck yeah - troll life, as a nerdy version of Tupac might say

[filler01]

the wolverine is a dick

[N8Pk888]

the bear was like, "hey man, fuck off! what the hell's your problem?.. Get off me, shit! that fucking hurt.... asshole...."

xD

[piccorotto]

0:51

Windows has encountered a wolverine. Are you sure you want to continue?

>Save and close documents

>Run up a tree

>AWWFUCK

[haveajerk]

Cracked.com brought me here.

[dragonstormx]

@haveajerk

And they implied the wolverine killed the bear.

[kvn8907]

Very lacadasical fight.

[arcxjo]

WOLVERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII­IIIIIIIIIIINES!

[panzerfaust777]

LIKE A BACKPACK CAPABLE OF HATE

[reddude09]

DIDNT KNOW WOLVERINES WERE A MAMMAL

[evanescent25]

How the hell did wolverines pass the natural selection exam ?

[apuleyo]

@evanescent25 By scaring the shit out of their predators of course. Look at the bear. It actually backpedals when the wolverine lunges at him!!

[faggymcbitchtits1]

That's like watching Manny Pacquiao fight Antonio Margarito.

[vanquisher0]

The bear would win it could kill the wolverine in one hit

[Yonks14]

Wolverine vs Honey Badger. Who wins?

[SuperGolon]

@Yonks14  haha, exactly what i was thinkin

[Yonks14]

@SuperGolon i think it would be a pretty intense contest. I give the honest edge to the Woverine. Thicker coat and skin, im thinkin a little heavier, more bad ass, i mean shit, they climb mountains just because lol

[ronnied828]

theres alot more respect between a black bear and wolverine as opposed to the timberwolf and wolverine,atleast it appears so !

[mitch49333]

Wolverines are mean little bastards

[dsmsucks]

6786680130 best sex

[azraelangelofred]

I showed this to my friend Coakley, the most stoic, underrating, belittling guy I've ever met. 2 girls, 1 cup, he just looks at it and says, "Stupid". I show him this. His eyebrows raised up and he blurted out, "He got balls!"

[MrZingerovsky]

Who's the person behind the tree staging all of this?

[dcsg10]

Nobody in the forest wants it with a wolverine.

[kidkrispyify]

kashink!!!

[kidyousaid]

lol, they're related to ferrets. i dont think that its that they dont know what "surrender" means so much as they're unbelievably stubborn and persistent. Getting hit, bit, or punished doesnt really mean anything to them. Watch the Ferret vs. Lion video. The ferret just refuses to give up. Wolverines are awesome and probably think along the same lines.

[najoro04]

Damn am I glad there are no wolverines around my parts!! I would much rather see a black bear in the woods over a wolverine... Black Bears fear man, Wolverines fear nothing!!

[jat1668]

@najoro04 They fear Chuck Norris...

[JrvUnleashedMusic]

I like how the bear's just like...

"Hm...look at this cute little guy-OUCH! What the fuck man?"

[Avatkaaperkele]

First of all that bear is a juvenile.

Now, the adult wolverine is about the size of a medium dog (22–55 lb). An adult black bear usually weighs about 110-550lbs. Black bears also have great physical strength, having been known to turn over flat-shaped rocks weighing 310 to 325 pounds by flipping them over with a single foreleg.

Why I bother maself... oh well ^^

[tdweomer]

This stuff is situational. Clipped from sciencedaily site:

When Predators Attack (Each Other): Researchers Document First-Known Killing Of A Wolverine By A Black Bear In Yellowstone

ScienceDaily (May 6, 2003) — NEW YORK (MAY 5, 2002) -- Lesson one: don't steal a bear's dinner. Last week, a wolverine - a ferocious member of the weasel family able to kill a caribou - learned this the hard way, according to a team of researchers from the New York-based Wildlife Conservation Society (WCS).

[mofine4ever]

i love the wolverine it has some mega balls to go up against animals more than twice its size

[BandakaKush]

The bear got PWNED!

[itsnotcrispycrunchie]

their not scared because they know they can regenerate :p

[MovieRazor123]

I think the only fair fight against a wolverine would have to be a T-Rex combined with a shark.

[changrider]

Wolverines are dreadful, the weasel family is just about bad manners and bad tempers! I can't even imagine how bad they would be if they where large like lions or bears!

[MrPitseleh]

@changrider There already is something similar to that, its called a hippo.

[changrider]

@MrPitseleh Good one! Hippos are dreadful too.

[MrColuber]

@changrider Well, in prehistoric times there was a member of the weasel family in Africa called the Ekorus, and it was about the size of a leopard. And in North America there was an even larger weasel.

[changrider]

@MrColuber Cool, thanks for the imfo...

[simdiggitydog]

If it was Canadian it would have kicked his ass

[TheGarcia350]

bear just wanted to say hi >_>....btw if the badger is ferocious as they say they are, why didn't it make the bear do a barrel roll or even juggle the bitch with 47 potions of sorcery? Do A BaRrEl RoLl!1! :D

[warspectre]

the deal with wolverines is...they are so stupid that they frighten the other predators

[HunterMeatEater]

Look people a Grizzly or brown bear has no reason to kill a wolverine...no food value as they stink but if hungry enough a Grizz can kill one. They let the wolverine get away with their attitude like you let your kid sister get away with crap. Pound for pound they are not the most dangerous animal on the planet. Shit they would be a meal in a day on the African Scene. Animals in the wild don't risk injury unless it is worth it.  It is not worth messing with for a bear neither is a wolf.

[warspectre]

@HunterMeatEater <---this guy knows exactly what he's talkin about...finally...

[pancho123007]

wolverines pwn

[Ricohard33]

The Bear just pokes at it. It doesnt really fight it.

[m3tallih0lic]

i'm currently breeding a honey badger with a wolverine.... i'm going to call it a wadgerine.. i plan to train it but i fear it'll be training ME... i'll try to feed it but i fear it'll just eat me.. on the hopeful side.. if i do infact get it trained then nothing is ever going to fuck with me and my new wadgerine friend mwuahahahahahahahaa!! >;}~

[YourSkankyMom]

Basically the wolverine was Rick James and the bear was Charlie Murphy.

[munkiman23]

@YourSkankyMom fuckin charlie murphy hahahaha fuck charlie murphy!

[OMFGsoBOARD]

@YourSkankyMom Fuck yo fur coat nigga! Grow another one u food hording rich mother fucker!