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  • The girl was wearing makeup whilst saying "No one can be this pretty... without makeup on."

  • i went to cyber jail once ............ it was horible i never want to go back

  • Hahhaha. Cyber Police x3

  • lol i laughed damn her mouth is so dirty, I need to take a BATH!

  • why is there a black guy talking? I came to see the vid

    not see a black guy talking

  • @TStrince

    why did ur dumb ass click on the wrong video and then get mad abt it? and why are you actin surprised abt a black guy talking? youve never seen a "black guy" talk before? this "talking black guy" does stuff like this. this is his channel afterall..

  • @luigi33333333 I click cos of the title I thought it mean the whole video off the webcam or something it never said anything about commentry

  • nigga stole my remote!

  • Hope the cyber police know shes armed...

  • subscribed

  • That dad needs to be hired for Wrestlemania.

  • @TheDiggityDNG He would break the streak

  • @TheDiggityDNG He died, heart attack. Little girl in foster care last I heard. No internet access for her, which is probably for the best.

  • @seniorjohnl yeah ive heard...must be sad to lose your dad I just hope people will leave her alone now because its over now

  • Nice video. Ill like it

    if you delete it ;)

  • nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger :D

  • This comment has been removed and the user has been arrested by the cyber police.

  • hahahahaha perfect commentary +10 bro good up the videos

  • @hockey4js keep****

  • @ibanezgr I first saw it through AOL news, so check there

  • cyber cobs with cyber guns

  • 11teen XD

  • i feel bad that her dad is dead now and she is in foster care but she brought this upon herself with all her rumor spreading about dahvie vainity and he is one of the few people in this world that give me strength to move on because ive been bullied. labled as a scene kid or emo kid because of what i dress like and what music i listen to amd the makeup i wear so when someone does something that drastic to ruin his rep i get really pissed ..... so truthfuly i think she should have got some worse

  • How long ago was all this shit??

  • Yes! Yes!

  • That's not it, though. She accused Dahvie Vanity of raping her. Look up "You Done Goofed" by Blood On The Dance Floor...that's about her. Listen to the lyrics...

  • jessi is a lier and is still makein up bull crap....worst comment " Down with you up with blood" o.o

  • Jessi Slaughter = Jared Milton? Well, their first names both have 5 letters, and start with J. Maybe they're long lost relatives or something. But I could have sworn their lines were practically identical, and you should agree if you've watched both of their videos.

  • 1 year later...

  • He's staring into my soul.

  • 10:30 Worst comment I've ever received so far? "fuk u and your assburgers u should kill yourself"

  • Can I touch your remote? XD

  • what was she cryin about

    

  • I love this video.

  • i can see how people could get just a wee bit mad at here, she's kind of an ass. :I

  • Am I a sucka for subscribing?

  • a lot of girls say suck their pen!@s alot now im statring to think im hanging aroung trannies NO AFFENCES TO TRANNIES

  • this is gass<3

  • [comment removed by cyber police]

  • thumbs up if the like bar is a green joint

  • *instead

    

  • Its so funny how you say ship intead of shit lol

  • it's sad that she is but her dadis just like a moron >_> trolls need to stfu too they hav no lives and probably live with their grandmother in their basement and are fat as hell

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  • did jessie make 83+ accounts???

  • @GrbbyFrigginRocks no she made 86 videos or her father

  • @GrbbyFrigginRocks no she made 86 comments or her father

  • @HICKS5TYLER  that dosent make sense decide between videos or comments man :P

  • @SarahInTimes yea your right sarah

  • i finally found this video again! i found it about a year ago and it cracked me up :'). this guy's a legend

  • i wanna be a cyber cop when i grow up :D

  • 83 people now have imaginary AIDS

  • i want that bioch to shut p and let me see sum tiots

  • aw man, silly kid

  • why the hell are you holding a remote up

  • @GODMANGUY6969 What remote?

  • @outragious got eyes?

  • @TheOfficiaISkriIlex Check Dave's other vlogs. He always holds something random (as you see in the intro), and he has text in the vid like "what hanger?" or "what dog toy?"

  • @outragious okay just didn´t get the joke :D

  • hahaaaaha

  • i love this vid i'm so subscribing to your channle david, :)

    but sirusly i ca'nt get over the fact that her father said "consercensis will never be the same" lol what does that even mean lol :D

  • Great lesson. You helped a 9 yr old grl.

  • CONGRATULATIONS YOU ARE MY NEW FAVORITE BLACK GUY!!!

    

  • Worst comment recieved: beached wale

    Worst comment given: dirty wetback

  • I heard that she made the first video because "haters" were commenting about nasty, dirty pics she was posting of herself on other social sites. Her dang parents need to start getting up in her business...search her room and EVERYTHING and start cracking down on that attitude. Cover up your NON-EXSISTANT boobies and act your age little girl... @David...your channel is the BEST! Subscribing!!! :D

  • Lol i like this video it was funny xD

  • who says the word cyber anymore?

  • @forestfire19 eveyone...

  • Worst comment ever receved: Yuh Uglehhh!!!

  • Y did that weird guy pop up thrice?

  • I don't comment on much, but the worst I've read was a guy who was 23 claiming to have been a juggalo for 22 years.

  • I liked Lesson Number C the best.

  • Oh, and i subbed. Your awesome brotowski.

  • op is a roody poo.

  • Nice vid. You speak the truth sir

  • That's what you get for going on /b/.

    Shit, rules 1 and 2 have been violated...

  • nother day nother mother fuckin dollar for the cyber police

  • 82 people dun goofed

  • I hope she knows that by her saying "Suck my non-existent penis, OK? Just suck it, get aids and die", that's telling me that not only is she a lesbian (or bisexual... If she DOES have a boyfriend); but that she must have aids. We wouldn't get aids and die if she didn't have it in the first place ;)

  • She's a stupid one isn't she

  • Oh shit they said 5 stars if you deleate it, dude all ur vids are funnyx

  • 10:14 lol

  • @NuttersForFraggle Yup!! I (by accident) came across them on her Tumblr, she's a fucking 11 year old hoe. Plus she has a video of her strip teasing.

  • i dont understand why he held that remote up the whole time.. haha.

  • @NuttersForFraggle Noo I didn't mean in a perverted way! I just want them to know what their daughter did, and that she's not a perfect little angel!

  • I agree 100 % with thiss guy.

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  • does the cyber police exist

  • I hope her parents find her nude pictures one day!

  • [this comment has been backtracked by the cyber police]

  • LOLED SO FUCKING HARD

  • I think her non-existing balls fell off.

  • She was 9 when the vid was made.

  • Her non-existing penis has AIDS? D:

  • tiVK3eWZfn0 Here is BOTDF making fun of here, showing that its not getting to him

    7uLRlPnyx4M And heres the song they wrote about it.

  • She was getting shit from people because she went around saying the singer from her favorite band, blood on the dance floor, raped her. She is fucking 11....aint no famous person gonna rape her underdeveloped ass, especially Dahivie.. shes just a little attention whore who wanted to get famous and it worked. but she trashed poor Dahivie's name doing it.

  • lmao...

  • The cyber police is run by the programs, Rinzler is the chief of cyber police

  • Why is he holding up a remote the whole time?

  • Its really sad cuz it sounds like her parents dont kno about that other video!!!

  • Oh darn it i parked up outside youtube and now its damn cyber clamped!

  • It really does make you think these kids are more smart than it looks at first glance and in actual fact they are finding their own way of being popular/infamous with a wide amount of people that spend alot of time playing with image editing software and upload the results onto anonymous websites, true?

  • OMG!  shes not emo

  • WHY DONT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF! STUPID WHORE

    3 BOY FRIENDS?!?!?!?! YOU THINK THAT ITS FUCKING NORMAN

    GO AND TELL YOUR MOM THAT. ;)

  • @101tankhunter umad? Shut the fuck up.

  • I find this video hard to masturbate to.

  • @ExcstacyPUKE13 Then your not trying hard enough.

  • lol i love your cuss words

  • Not to mention, it is illegal to divulge information on the Internet under the age of 13 (with parent consent) So it is actually & sadly her fault

  • I found this very educational, thank you David

  • haven't been able to eat or sleep over the internet??? WELL ME THIS DUMB KID SHOULDN'T OF FUCKING SAID * pop a cap in your head and make a brain slushy* trolls with troll lol but dont be a dumb ass kids this is what happenes

  • Came across this video, let me tell, you now have a new subscriber!

  • here is the channel where i found her : BSbusters

  • Anyone see that her bra was like outside of her shirt the ENTIRE time.

    and she is back on youtube ._. being a dumbass. again.

  • @Luna13Cullen channeL?

  • @NezorePresents I don't remember, I saw it a few months ago

  • @NezorePresents also kerligilr13

  • this guy's awesome

  • and only if her dad worked at sony he would have traced down those hackers and dun them goofed

  • yeah the trolls do under people's skin

    that asshole Dr. Fill did a show on trolls

    look I am a proud troll just try not to feed us after midnight

  • right that is the funniest thing ever when he says 'whos' gunna believe a white girl with pink writing on her top has a glock, just saying'

    fucking hilarious mate LMFAO!!!

    haha we are obv jelous of ya babe coz you are so beautiful!

    ^this guy is beasty(lmao no-one even knows who she is)!!

  • could it be possible she was the troll.

  • question. whats with the remote?

  • my fav comment ever said to me was " go deep-throat a chainsaw" i now use this comment

  • Fuck you Eric!

  • im still not sure what this child done, but apparently her parents need to chill the shit out. she started her shit. she needs to fix it herself. no matter how old she is, she started it, & if shes old enough to talk shit, shes old enough to handle her shit.

  • they dont exsist

  • Mother fudge'n

  • web redemption

  • This is one of the funniest videos online! I'll be giving you a shout out sometime soon man! Can ya return the favor? If not, then YA DUN GOOFED! Haha!

  • I feel that I must obtain her current email just to bring this back up. What her father sends back will likely be the most entertaining thing on the Internet. Yes, that includes meatspin.

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  • How am I only discovering the Jessi Slaughter meme now?

  • the worst comment i left was on the Rebecca Black video friday i said the like bar her is as big as Justin Bieber's penis

  • @drew7319797 realy? thas weak.

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  • @deadlyram2k6 really you cant spell really or that's right that's weak

  • @drew7319797 he has a peinus O.o

  • @SofiaLovesCupcakes im pretty sure he does cause hes gay and it wont be gay if he doesnt have a penis

  • @drew7319797 SHE HAD ONE?! D:

  • its her fault and i dont feel sorry for her at all

  • Subscribed.

  • when i was eleven.. i didn't have ANY cleavage... flat as a board... what is this girl wearing in there? DAMN.

    BTW- kids, get off the internet..

  • @apeksha4ever u mad?

  • She is a slut and a bitch that needs to get a life and just shut up.

  • I've Ben sent 2 Cyber jail It was fun

  • @Qbj20000  I bet....

  • 75 people got arrested by the cyber police

  • I would like some brain slushy with that non existing penis.... and can i have some aids with that?

    What's that? You dun goofed the order?!?!

    Thats it, the consequences will NEVER BE THE SAME for you!

  • @MrEpicPandaBoss

    my friend and i say this and we laughed so fking hard XD!!

  • She dun Goofed

  • i love this video so much lmao

  • wow jessie is a little show off isn't hse?

  • duckhunt!

  • xD suck my non exsistant penis and get aids and die xDDDDDDD

  • THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!

  • OMG if you listen at 8:53 her mom says the f word lol

  • Just stumbled across this. One of the few you tube vids I've seen where the blow by blow commentary was actually well done. *subscribes*

  • Lol what's with the remote?

  • 08:16 hhahahahahah

  • @HannahTheScribe lol u know nothing about teh internetz there are far worse things that can happen. At the end of the day the person on the other end doesnt know you so no insult actually feels personal...thats how i take it anyways.

  • i'm i'm... i'm so confused?

  • this is rediculous, we all realise she messed up, just leave the little girl alone. let her fuck up whatever she wants to in her life and leave that as her parents responsibility. leave the kid alone, kthnxbai. (NO IM NOT ON HER SIDE~!)

  • pause the video. press 9 really fast. enjoy. x3

  • [this comment is removed by the cyber police]

  • @dendanny56 come on man seriously thats starting to get really ol... [rest of the comment removed by the cyber police]

  • @liger99999irs COCK BLOCK'N

  • Where are her 3 perfect boyfriends??!!!

  • lol the funnest ine i hav e ever said was "ima make your head pop like a rockin n' sockin robot lol

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