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  • Gonna clear a few things up. 1. They are wearing beards they made out of construction paper. 2. Not a plant. She was not drinking gin it was Bicardi lemon. It was in her purse and she was hammered.

  • Mann that guy can improv

  • uhh.... this is like that guy who played Kramer when he called that black dude a nigger

  • @manbearpig74012 except not at all because this lady was talking, and he didnt say nigger....

    mostly that he didnt say nigger

  • @doomsday1216 guess what i was referring to when i said that?

  • " (uncreatively insert quote from video to ruin it for everyone else just so you get some thumb fucking ups on a youtube message board) "

  • Go back to your room and have another gin and Caprisun, or whatever the fuck it is that your drinking.

  • "raven"?

  • The people talking around the camera should SHUT-UP!!!!

  • what the fuk it on there faces??

  • This is exactly why women need their asses kicked just like every other man would get their asses kicked. Stupid fucking cunt.

  • ehhh. it wasnt that good of a joke for it to be planned.....

  • Go back to your room and demo your caprisun and gin

  • 0:35 nice laugh

  • 60 people are so not Raven

  • when wasnt he -_- smh

  • This isn't about you or your loud mouth. This is about me and my fucking beard.

  • waht did the two people in front of the camera person have on their faces?

  • the dumb cunt still didnt get that he was somewhat serious.

  • what are those two people wearing on their face?!

  • 1:42 you know that was real!

  • thumbs up if you too have a cerebral-palsy-dar.

  • 59 people can't grow beards

  • i love when comedians destroy hecklers

  • lol wow hurtin people man

  • "ME AND MY FUCKING BEARD" XD

  • amen, intoodeep!

  • that is possibly the most anoying sounding girl in the planet her voice sounded like it had parkinsons

  • jus go back to your room and have another gin and capri sun or watever the fuck your drinking

  • WTF is that weird-o chick wearing on her face?

  • Lol.. am I the only person that noticed the orange construction-paper-looking-thi­ngs taped to the peoples faces in the front row?

  • ‎"Sometimes i'll do something, and i'll think to myself ... that's so Raven."

  • im tired of those and im mormon vids in the suggestions its annoying

  • they should upload the whole bit of this, he really teaches that loudmouth drunk bitch a lesson. I hate drunk idiots who try to interrupt a performer when they are trying to do their job.

  • still <3 towels

    sneeze*

    psjgokgn

    conkus shonks

    laughter

    among ass

    hmmmmmmmm hmmplumushhh

    here touch

  • stop thumbs upping funny parts, it ruins jokes

  • i love the ceiling shot its not like i was trying to see zach i was just hopeing i couldsee the ceiling

  • i was there

  • @columbiaunited2 cookie or medal?

  • I wish he was start touring again.

  • "this is about me and my fucking beard"

  • OMG I LUVVV Zach!!!!!!!

  • damn ive wanted a beard since i was 12, this shit wont get thick enough

  • 56 people cant grow a beard

  • 1:39 for funny partt

  • Ryan is so funny

  • @jparra420 who the fuck is Ryan lol

  • Nice.

  • WTF are those people wearing on their faces?

  • Ryan Dunn is hilarious!!!

  • @TheDrunkAlcoholic, this isn't Ryan Dunn...fucktard

  • Not okay, rip.

  • @bajspackare93 its not ryan dunn u retard

  • Exactly you fucking moron. I just told him it's not okay to make Ryan Dunn jokes on Zach Galfianakis videos because Ryan is dead.

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  • @TheDrunkAlcoholic lol 9/10

  • lol at the douche who has to stand up

  • if chicks didn't have vaginas no one would talk to them. i swear

  • @intoodeep941 They still have boobs.

  • @intoodeep941 why would you

  • @intoodeep941 Talk to your hand cuz the vagina aint listenin'

  • "This is about ME and my fucking beard."

  • I'd let that straggly bearded man rub my cunt any day...and I'm a man.

  • Dat Beard!

  • "ahaa your soo funnayy"

  • This is not about you and your loud mouth its about me and my beard

  • Why does the girl near the camera have to keep explaining the act to her friend? Is he retarded?

  • Lol I want him as a techer so if some one talks out lol

  • wow for a sec there i thought he was gonna kill her

  • He's hot. Like seriously.

  • I like how he just loses it out of nowhere

  • A caprisun?!!

  • Me and my fucking beard.

  • i want to go to one of his shows so bad right now

  • I had to favorite when he says "This is not about you and your loud mouth, it is about me and my fucking beard" LOL!!!

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  • Not actually very funny.

  • @54mwi53 It's actually very hilarious.

  • what the fuck is on their faces? (audience members)

  • Bill Hicks

  • This is about me and my fucking beard! OMFG :D

  • south carolina students = annoying dueche bags?

    

  • Awww, I LOVE Zach! I loved him even before I saw The Hangover!

    <333 He's adorable!

  • It's about him and his beard

  • you do realize that if you know you shouldn't be filming it, you admitted to knowing it, and yet you posted the video online......

  • @ManiIsVideo And by watching this video, you became an accomplice in copyright infringement! Look up, I think the sky came loose.

  • @ManiIsVideo I don't get how this is the first thing that comes to mind when watching the video. Comment on the video and not on whether or not he should have filmed it. I wonder sometimes if people are just stupid or choose to be.

  • whats with the dude and the chick with the pink masks??

  • the chick on the right.... what's hanging off her face?

  • wow jeeze... he od'd

  • She was sitting two seats from you and you couldnt determine if shes a plant or not? Well youre retarded arent you. Also why didnt you film her next to you

  • great camera man.

  • id be haklin just to go up there n try 2 shake his hand

  • omg i cnt even see him!

  • press 6 over and over agian XD shes saying call me

  • miss no offence can u fucking leave

  • what the hell are those people wearing on their face

  • "I have cerebal-palsy-dar." Love all the PC idiots who booed meekly at this.

  • Awesome

  • I have yet to hear a comedian use "just go back to the kitchen"

  • @MrLiketoplayGuitar

    Because that's not funny.

  • @Shadowy0shi9 yeah it is^^

  • @NikoDha

    You have a poor sense of humor then.

  • @Shadowy0shi9 Or just a really good one...

  • @Raiderfan123

    Not even close.

  • @Shadowy0shi9 That's your perspective, I just appreciate a good joke when I see/hear one. Guess my level of humor isn't at a high standard

  • @Raiderfan123

    Guess not.

  • @Shadowy0shi9 loser

  • @dotheevolution100

    How so?

  • @Shadowy0shi9 arguing over teh internets

  • @dotheevolution100

    Just saying kitchen jokes are unfunny.

  • SHE AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX!

  • "Shut up you fucking cunt"

  • galifinakisdotcom spelled wrong its a website

  • fuck april fools' day. which is also my mom's birthday, ironically.

  • obviously dramatic fake pissed..

  • 53 people drink capri suns.

  • @migraine516 Good attempt, but you have failed in getting everyone to thumbs up you to the " Top Comments " by mimicking what everyone else has already done on videos comments.

  • anyone notice the girl with the fucking towel on her face?

  • @WelshProductionCo haha yea wtf ?

  • I think usc is trademark for southern california.

  • Gin and Capri Sun actually sounds like a nice combo

  • he is the best!! what a G

  • God, I love this man.

  • Zach Galifianakis could be seriously pissed, yet I would still think he's joking around

  • The cieling looks nice

  • @theETOkid1 its part of his act

  • NC represent!

  • This is about me and my fucking beard!!

  • I can't tell if he's serious lol

  • What I find funny is that Dane cook always gets bashed for having the same show ever performance and yet, Zac does a bit where he yells at the audience member at almost every one of his shows..

  • @EwingPatric Dane Cook repeats his material over and over, verbatim. Zac may verbally assault an audience member, but he does it differently.

  • @pavo6503 I've watched a few videos now where he literally does the same bit over and over again.

  • Do you know how to operate a fucking camera?

  • 51 people dont like to hear their drink of choice bashed

  • Yea college kids are like that, Zach handled it very well, it flowed very smoothly into his comedy act and the crowd loved it.

  • Did he really get pissed, or was that just a part of the show?

  • @baba1993 part of the show

  • Very unlikely its a plant. A. they are college kids and college kids usually arent smart enough to be good plants in the first place. B. I have a friend who does comedy and he gets heckled around 1/3 - 1/4 of the time. It happens more often than people think.

  • Comedians have hecklers at like one out of every three shows. To say it's a plant is to misread the situation. Zach just has a bit prepared for the inevitable. Hecklers play right into his act.

  • thought this was gonna be zack drunk

  • anyone else see the woman in the audience with cardboard taped to her face?

  • "SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH WHEN MEN ARE TALKING!"

  • watch how bill hicks deals with hecklers /watch?v=H_yFprgXIF4

  • haha i love it! Him and bo get so fucking pissed when people yell at them!

  • 49 people need another gin and capri sun

  • This is the best reaction I've ever seen to a heckler.

  • Maybe it was part of his show. P:

  • I actually started cheering when he called her a fucking cunt. That's exactly what I was thinking but I never thought he would say it. Thanks Zack Galifianakis. Thack.

  • You know what would be funny if this guy really was anger every show. Like he'd be like "Dammit guys i dont understand it, every show i do someone always inturupt amd when i yell at them everyone just claps. its so annoying."

  • he can basically say whatever he wants no matter how much of an actual insult it is and these idiots will clap it up..even the one thats getting shitted on lol

  • i want that 2 and a half minutes back.

  • Fourty Eight loud mouthed cunts watched this video

  • There's always someone who gets a "shut up" from him, isn't there? xD

  • lol it was a joke idget

  • Standing ovation? I believe so!

  • calling her a cunt was taking things a little far o_O and whahs with all the comments saying women are loudmouths, if we could get a word in with all you guys gossiping maybe we wouldn't have to yell. And at least it's not about us one-upping everyone in the room. Just cause you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one.

  • he's fucking awesome. and all chicks are attention whores/whores.

  • this is a bout me and my fuckin beard..... lol

  • She needs to get back to the kitchen.

  • Apparently squeezing as many curse words as physicaly possible into a sentence makes people right about their opinions.?...

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  • @GangRapedByUtube Shut the fuck up already you little cunt. Go suck Zach's dick, you bitch. You defend him like he's the funniest fucker out there. You're a fucking goddamn moron if you can't tell this guy is shit. Fuck off already.

  • @Cajaroto u like debating on the interwebz. i can tell. well, zach is fucking brilliant, while u suck. if u dont like him, u probably dont like comedic geniuses such as mitch hedberg and demetri martin, which makes u severely retarded. i bet u like comedians like carlos mencia, pablo francisco and russel peters. ammirite?

  • @GangRapedByUtube If I'm stupid for posting a negative comment on someone I don't like, then what the fuck does that make you? Think long and hard about it, you fucking idiot. Oh, I guess I kinda spoiled it. "Hand gestures"? Get the fuck out you fucking child cunt.

  • "You fucking cunt!" hahah classic

  • why does that woman have paper on her face? :P

  • I could go for some gin and capri sun

  • "This is about ME and my f*cking BEARD." Zach Galifianakis

  • @GangRapedByUtube I'm tired of morons like you. Thinking you need a certain mindset to get into it. If it isn't funny, it isn't funny. And anyways, I know satire, dipshit. It's not that hard to understand, it's not like the people laughing are in on something others aren't. This shit ain't funny. Period, bitch. He sucked ass in the Hangover, he sucks ass on stage. gtfo.

  • @Cajaroto why did you watch the video if you hate the guy so vehemently?

  • @fromthewack1 Obviously I need to watch it in the first place to be able to give my point of view. Simple.

  • @Cajaroto I don't know what made you so stupid, but it's working for you! Ever consider suing your brain for non-support?

  • @Localmode Oh I get it, you're mocking me because what I write seems stupid to you; so you make a sentence that makes no fucking sense to anyone but you. Great way to make your point, by spewing your rehearsed like that, you cockhead.

  • I guess this is funny. It's only funny though up on stage, with a bunch of people reacting to the dumb shit he says. By itself it doesn't really stand up. The chick said sorry so he was just going off on something he had pre-recorded in his head and just leaped unto the slightest heckler. Kinda lame.

  • Why is everyone in the front row wearing masks?

  • so much better than dane cook

  • lmfao

  • "This is about me and my fucking beard"

  • @IranahyeNotVTEC as if that's the best he could come up with. i'm sure he went back to his hotel room, alone, and wrote a few lines like...

    "... it's about me crossing "fucking a supermodel" off my bucket list"

    "... it's about me and your boyfriend playing flip cup while you text him from a stall in the mens room begging