This game sucked. The action didnt have a satisfying feeling, you spend the whole game (less than a day to beat) crawling on a path and basically smash buttons. I thought the ending would at least be satisfying
"I just got shot at, stepped on and had to sting a man in the balls." "Scorpion, I had to do some of the most aerobatic shit of my life while fighting a giant freakin' snake. And I nearly got blown the fuck up doing it."
"So what do you say we just go home?" "Fuck it. I'm already there."
jesus christ, thats not even funny, this is a teen game, and i feel like its an m game! my god can u amagine having a stinger jabbing through ur testicles then having venom injected in ur testicles?
the seccond time you sting him, the subtitles say "AAH GET-GET OFF ME! your a persistant little bugger, ain't ya?!" but i swear i hear him say "your a persistant little fucker, ain't ya?!"
p.s. 1:08 scorpion: *chuckle chuckle chuckle* that was fun :D... I'MMA DO IT AGAIN!! >:D struggs: oh god O.O...
Great playthrough, >> I'm avoiding scorpions and spiders now because I don't have anything better then a shot gun to kill it and that wouldn't even work!
ok for gods sake look where you shoot it could have been your moma...but wait it was a FREAKING GAS TANK IN A FREAKING GAS STATION!!!!! wierd ending and I actually never though I'd be stinging some balls in this game
I like how they met up at the end and sorta thought "We did it"
HaydnFitzsimons 2 months ago
If they made a sequel, I'd like to play as a Centipede.
ThatDudeWithTheGCube 3 months ago
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HaydnFitzsimons 2 months ago
@ThatDudeWithTheGCube At some point, it says you can be a centipede but it must have been an error
HaydnFitzsimons 2 months ago
This game sucked. The action didnt have a satisfying feeling, you spend the whole game (less than a day to beat) crawling on a path and basically smash buttons. I thought the ending would at least be satisfying
AndrewKH85 4 months ago
@AndrewKH85 To each his own i guess. I enjoyed the game a lot, i was dissapointed on the length also.
DocJoze 4 months ago
@AndrewKH85 u mad?
gojirafan430 1 week ago
a scorpion surviving a shotgun blast? the guy must be using a airsoft shotgun :S
WolfWoodWorks 4 months ago
Lol ball strike and a fricken idiot for firing a gun in a gas station
KibaBlue2 5 months ago
what bit him in the hand
EBILGAMER 7 months ago
@EBILGAMER Gila Monster.
rabidcowcat65 6 months ago
I always laugh whenever that scorpion stings that guy in the nuts. XD
DrewsCoolReviews 7 months ago
that scorpion is Norris spawn.
TheHaLoJeDi 7 months ago
haha its a rattlesnake
snakemast66 8 months ago
"You know what, tarantula?" "What?"
"I just got shot at, stepped on and had to sting a man in the balls." "Scorpion, I had to do some of the most aerobatic shit of my life while fighting a giant freakin' snake. And I nearly got blown the fuck up doing it."
"So what do you say we just go home?" "Fuck it. I'm already there."
Wooboo 9 months ago 4
now that's a nonsense fighting
RavenRedEye901 9 months ago
lol what did it mean by GG
tryin to figure it out
creatures0blood 10 months ago
nigga cant shoot
Tacticalsniper32 1 year ago
Mission objective: STING HIS BALLS, MAN.
Player: Okay. Why?
Objective: HE'S A PRICK.
*sting*
VodkaShoe 1 year ago
jesus christ, thats not even funny, this is a teen game, and i feel like its an m game! my god can u amagine having a stinger jabbing through ur testicles then having venom injected in ur testicles?
stephanregorroger2 1 year ago
@stephanregorroger2 If it's any consolation, most scorpion stings are no worse than bee stings.
VodkaShoe 1 year ago
@VodkaShoe STILL! ITS FUCKIN NASTY!
stephanregorroger2 1 year ago
i never knew a scopion could cause so much destruction lol
gigigamer 1 year ago
the seccond time you sting him, the subtitles say "AAH GET-GET OFF ME! your a persistant little bugger, ain't ya?!" but i swear i hear him say "your a persistant little fucker, ain't ya?!"
p.s. 1:08 scorpion: *chuckle chuckle chuckle* that was fun :D... I'MMA DO IT AGAIN!! >:D struggs: oh god O.O...
krane6457 1 year ago
LIKE SUM ONE ALREADY SAID DUMBEST HUMAN EVER
1.HE HAS 2 HAVE A SHOTGUN 2 KILL A SCORPION.
2. HE SHOOTS A GAS PUMP!
coopkiller123 1 year ago
Great playthrough, >> I'm avoiding scorpions and spiders now because I don't have anything better then a shot gun to kill it and that wouldn't even work!
thatdude10000000 1 year ago
ok for gods sake look where you shoot it could have been your moma...but wait it was a FREAKING GAS TANK IN A FREAKING GAS STATION!!!!! wierd ending and I actually never though I'd be stinging some balls in this game
libido828 1 year ago
that scorpions likes to hit you in wrong spot :P
haydeepooh97 1 year ago
lol at 1:29 he looked like a sim XD
Koolkat197 1 year ago
id e scared shitless if i shot a scorpion with a shotgun and it survived
serioussam189 1 year ago
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superwowman100 1 year ago
@superwowman100 It got shot and survived because it's a FRIGGIN' BADASS, BROSKI.
VodkaShoe 1 year ago
@VodkaShoe yeah that scorpions on steroids i hope it stings his balls off lmao
superwowman100 1 year ago
lol wtf he crawled all the way up his leg and he didnt even notice! and he couldnt hit a tiny scorpion with a huge shotgun blast thats a fail
gofshell 1 year ago
The scorpion is the most badass non-anthopomorphic animal I have ever seen! I mean, he has to be if he can take a shotgun blast and STILL BE ALIVE!
MechagirlSachiko 2 years ago
you can play a tarantula and a scorpion
henikiller 2 years ago
The spider and the scorpion made noise at the end. Maybe they were making some kind of agreement.
Jdavis3927 2 years ago
how many creatures can u play with in this game?
PoisonFogzzzz 2 years ago
@ zero8052 they decided to make an agreement but im not sure wat knid of agreement
darkshadowgrievous 2 years ago
@darkshadowgrievous "... We blew up a rattlesnake and a redneck. I think we're done fighting. Let's just go back to our respective homes."
VodkaShoe 1 year ago
Karma has the strangest ways of payback.
Freakazoid529 2 years ago
That music when you're against Struggs is brilliant.
FangedDragon01 2 years ago
XD oh my god, that was epic.
FinalGamerJames 2 years ago
Wow. That guy's shotgun had a lot of ammo.
TheUnhappyMeduim99 2 years ago 4
what do spider and scorpion do at end when they make there noise at each other
zero8052 2 years ago 4
what happens on the end it goes too fast
Chike4Life 2 years ago
should try climbing to his head and stinging his eye =P
darkeather2 2 years ago
a while ago i made a joke about the final boss being a human.
I WAS RIGHT? XD
Marzell765 2 years ago
i just don't get how struggs doesn't fell the scorpion climbing on his leg, this game is awesome, just bought it on sunday
killerpenguin360 2 years ago 3
I got the game yesterday and I love it. Beat it last night.
SuperbGodzilla 2 years ago
after the scorpion ran out the hole in the wall it got confusing. all i know is therwe was an explosion. but it was an epic ending though
AcklayMaster 2 years ago 3
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wow that was a pretty easy ending no offense and that was also gay ending
lightgt88 2 years ago
LOOOL!
xxsophiexx101 2 years ago
Im sorry but what kind of scorpion survives a shotgun blast and is still in one piece? Scorpion got some balls!!!!
LOLZ
Struggs: AH OH GOD!!!! (SLAM,SLAM,SLAM)
PannellRob 2 years ago 19
When i first fought him i heard the blast and said OHH SHH.... OHKO but no it took around 4 shots to kill me xD
DocJoze 2 years ago 5
the most badass scorpion ever. I mean, look he just attacked the guy because he felt like it.
And everything else the scorpion killed... yah, he's made of steel or something
despadas 2 years ago
@PannellRob What kind of human keeps going after three stings to the balls from a deadly scorpion?
SuaveTito 1 year ago 3
wow you really need a shotgun to kill something small *grabs shovel ans kills the eight legged protagonists* that would have worked as well
maximaldinotrap 2 years ago
he should know after 2 stings tht your amin at his crotch stupid but he killed himself and the rattle snake boss kills another boss and himself wow
aren343 2 years ago
dumbest human ever
sonicspeed011 2 years ago 22
@sonicspeed011 what kind of dumbass uses a shotgun in a gas station
EBILGAMER 7 months ago
i reanted that game today and beat in 4 hours. i was the spider my bud had the scorpion.
BloodMasterLink 2 years ago
Man this is bomb.
majomask 2 years ago
Anti-climatic ending= "GG =D!!" XD
That was hilarious.
CentrosJelo 2 years ago
i swear that scopion laughs at 1:09
42Unknowns 2 years ago 14
ROFL it is as if it was laughing xD
DocJoze 2 years ago 8
lol stinged him in the fucking balls! good job docjoze! keep it up! ps: send me a friend invite so we can be friends!:) rofl!
autobot900 2 years ago
his name is george, not john
bloodocean07 2 years ago
really xD i swear i herd john xD doesnt matter it sounds better than george xD
DocJoze 2 years ago
well if you watch the credits, it says george struggs
bloodocean07 2 years ago
Haha, nice funny battle. I may be wrong (cause I didn't play it), but this battle looks not that hard.
Leto85 2 years ago
im embarassed to saay this but it is as easy as it looks u.u..but its funny =)!
DocJoze 2 years ago
I was referring to having the guy blow himself up.
ShinigamiSparda 2 years ago
Can anyone say "overkill?"
ShinigamiSparda 2 years ago
I knew they'd have the scorpion sting him in the balls.
rmctagg09 2 years ago
OVERKILL =)!
DocJoze 2 years ago
cool that was cool
blingkingakapunkass 2 years ago