Girl's Camp : Foamy The Squirrel

[kakos1005]

so gay

[IceColdKoopa]

You're Dirty

[Guadie7]

i kinda agree. its being very sexist to me cause i would feel ornamental. i can do much more than be a mans slave. i hate garbage like tht. fishing and camping and fires are awsome. if i cant do what my nephew is being taught at boys camp, why did i got to a girls camp? women are always seen as slaves for some reason. i am and never will be a dudes beer slave during football or any other time!

[AngelSinger45]

This is probably my favorite vid of Foamy

[MontyH1988]

Feminist is just a fancy word for calling a woman a Lesbian!!

[dnaivnae]

@MontyH1988 um...i'm a lesbian, but i aint no feminist. too boringXD

[kiljadaen]

Who here uses a spork



[AsettheRiverGoddess]

@kiljadaen ME!!!!

[EveIrken]

A stupid human being loud.

[MagicalKaramia]

I use a spork haha nice

[krazyjuggalo1000]

lol does the fork go on the left or the right? IT GOES IN YOUR EYE!

[epiclovedrama]

classes on ball sucking and cum swalowing lol so nasty

[FreshfromtheCorpse]

i use a foon...

[Cecilie013]

Handjobs... Think.. Jazz music. 

[DigitalGhost94]

whys she so fat?

[DigitalGhost94]

she has blue hair she changed her hair color hurray!

[toron2haruto5]

lmao foamy is hilariously awsome

"your dirty" is all he has to say to her about dick sucking and cum swallowing.

[BakurasGirl21]

Sporks are epic!



[LadyRuin2012]

Both genders could do with some lessons on how to communicate with others. Maybe teach it in school like they do sex ed? Teach them how to manage money while they're at it too.

[Haseo1241]

You're DIRTY...>.< lol

[MrsSamanthababy]

Germain is freaking gross!

[remmy100]

@MrsSamanthababy if by gross you mean......sexy, then yes she is quite gross.

[osiris571983]

"does the fork go on the left? Or the right? IT GOES IN YOUR EYE!!!' xD



[Nikki101211]

It goes in your eye!!!!!

[KyiKyo95]

Alright:

Germaine isn't bitching about it being a lady-ettiquite camp. She's bitching that the same camp teching girls ettiquite does a completely diffrent curriculum for the boys, instead of teaching them ettiquite, too.

[HinataChick38]

There's something else you can learn how to set tables, do laundry, etc.: Personal Living class in High School.

[Trunksbestgirlfriend]

she has issues. There's nothing wrong with girls learning some proper freakin' manners, especially these days! I can shoot a gun, shoot a bow, break a dudes arm AND write a proper freakin' thank you not, set a table, fold a napkin into a few different shapes and curtsy. A girl can be a lady and still handle herself just fine.

[KyiKyo95]

@Trunksbestgirlfriend The thing was, the camp ONLY taught the ettiquite and napkin stuff and left out EVERYTHING about actual camping and shooting, which was only left for the guys. I agree, women need to learn to be women, but they also need to learn how to take care of themself in stressful situations, i.e. being kidnapped, lost, or stranded in the woods with nothing but a pocket knife and some twine.

[Trunksbestgirlfriend]

@KyiKyo95 so their parents could send then to different camp the next summer, one that'll teach them that stuff. o.O There are tons of camps in the world. Or heck their own father could get off his ass and them -.-

[TheScarstruck]

This is the greatest video ever because it is so true

[solidmario64]

You know Germaine, that's only one type of girl's camp others are like boys camps. SOoooooo STOP BITCHING YOU EX-GOTH WHORE!!!! Thank you.

[deaderdeadbpu]

Dinner then blowjob before bed? Fuck ya count me in :D She should write that book XD

[puppyluvxo1]

i love foamy :p and agree with Germaine

[Whitedusk225]

"I use a spork."

Amen Foamy. Amen.

[wolfclaw719]

going a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit to far now.

[floatingmonkeys2]

Poor Mr. Mathers. I wonder if he ever misses the days when his videos were on some shitty website that couldn't even hold all of his videos, and he didn't have to worry about idiots posting all over his shit.

[WolfAnge23]

he said blow and she said swallow

[jessywithay1]

"Does the fork go on the left? Or the right? It goes in your eye!"

[AntiVenom36]

Germaine made the smart, wise and right choice of not joining this sexist, conformist camp for girls. She's way too good and independent for this camp.

[clericofchaos1]

@AntiVenom36 HAHA! yea right! maybe if she learned how to be a good girl friend and later wife maybe she could stop having to be a whore for a living.

[lvcsslacker]

you mad bro? *trollface*

[WolfAnge23]

foamy timed that perfectly

[DETH19952]

Foamy's random comments make these cartoons funny instead of just rants by Germaine...the perfect balance between what we want to see in a rant/comedical toon and shit half the world cares nothing about that just adds to it. if you didn't get my point Mathers you are a genious

[R0ckG1r7]

All of my male friends are gentlemen. I have never met a sexist man in my life.

[DETH19952]

@R0ckG1r7 ...I don't think you've ever taken a step off of your street then...

[R0ckG1r7]

@DETH19952

Well, I live in a Southern state that doesn't get a lot of attention, so it's a little safer than New York...

[DETH19952]

@R0ckG1r7 that's odd...you'd think in the south sexism would be higher...well then you are extremely lucky because sexism is fucking everywhere else and it's really annoying...I'm a guy and there are girls that make you want to strangle them...

[R0ckG1r7]

@DETH19952

Really, huh? There are girls like that...

[DETH19952]

@R0ckG1r7 they are everywhere...theres the nice girls who give and take normally...then theres all of the girls who demand everything and give nothing...their excuse is because they're the girl so they deserve stuff and you're the guy so you deserve nothing...if that's not sexism IDK what is...

[KurdtMk2]

I think they should have all the classes she mantioned. You know, Blowjobs, etc.

[Koopagirl77]

LOL foamy yourrr dirrty X3

[AzureMagic]

THANK YOU! I wanted to be a guy just so I could be a boy scout.

[cyanmanta]

When Foamy replies, "I use paper plates and eat on the floor," I think he's thinking what most guys like me think when any female in our lives complains about stories like this: namely, "Why dump all this on me? I don't treat you like that and you know it."

[NinjaRedSasuke1]

You're Dirty.... XD

[hordeXwarXmachine]

THERES A WHOLE SEX COLLEAGUE AND I KNOW SEX ENOUGH FUCK YEA FUN FUN

[LooniLuci]

Some where is class they DO give class on oral sex.

[evanescencefan721]

Your Dirty lol



[SweetxGuilt]

@evanescencefan721 you're

[jordance12]

girls need to learn about hunting to. my sister can shoot a dear from 20 feet away

[madmonkey914]

Foamy the Squirrel::: Accept No Substitutes!!!!

[residentmagnum]

cum dumpster lol

[heartshapedlife2]

@residentmagnum Cum dumpster=WIN

[okatakio]

Sporks for the fucking win.

[AutoManiacNYY26]

"What the fuck is this?" "A stupid human being loud." I died of laughter lmao

[rancorx]

i miss this art style :C

[edcsaqwxz2]

"i use paper plats and sit on the floor" um am is there anyone else who does this or am i alone there, cause i actually do that.

[QMAN4000Films]

what was foamys first line? i cant hear it

[kundaflowerz]

@QMAN4000Films "a stupid human being loud". lol

[MonsterMisunderstood]

wow she got fat

[txvoltaire]

Who hates women enough to send their daughters to this?

[cyanmanta]

@txvoltaire Other women. They like to blame men for this sort of thing, but let's face it: the etiquette field is completely dominated by women. All the manners and etiquette books, business etiquette seminars, and so on are done by women. Both genders have little rituals they use to keep their own in line, and this is just one of them.

[comslave]

Actually, fluid a swallowing class would be a good idea. That way, they wouldn't worry so much about those dress stains.

[NarutoIsAwesome24]

i agree with foamy and im a girl! use SPORKS and PAPER PLATES while EATING ON THE FLOOR!!!

[kalebvickers09]

49 people are male supremecists

[219fallenangel]

"your dirty" the way he says it!

[nicolaj990]

i dont got anything against that, guess its cuz im a guy :P

[karilynn5150]

Awadone. thats reality!

[HiddenFacedMatt]

"Blowing" this out of proportion? I see what you did there...

[Genegmdm]

I think Foamy's respones of "I use a spork" and " I use a paper plate and eat on the floor" are the resons that the classes are given to girl. If not they would be lost.

[eggyolksam]

For once, i don't agree with foamy, and agree with germane. she isn't blowing this out of proportion.

[nightneko2010]

Ah, I love that last bit. First time I laughed tonight. 

[nedlocm]

i use a spork



[TheJhon6969]

Women are only good for 3 things...cooking, cleaning and vaginas (Thank You Jon Lajoie)

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@TheJhon6969 Men are only good for 2 things...Baby makeing and..Oh wait..NOTHING. XD (Sorry, just hate people who are sexist)

[MrChickenZombie]

@AkatsukiLoverX3 Perhaps I am misreading a joke, as I do all too often, but your comment seems to be incredibly sexist. In fact, it seems to be more sexist than any other comment I've read thus far.

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

@MrChickenZombie Sorry...You know I WAS being sexsit to men because he was sexist to women..tring to give him a taste of his own meds. But I'm not sexest to men. Or honest woman. (TRY)

[TheAmazingIzaya]

I soo agree, why in our society that men thinks of us as lesser ppl. Bitch plz y do men get 2 go 2 school, war, hunting, and even camping in the woods while women stay at home cleaning, washing dishes, setting the table, learning how 2 plaguer men and use us 4 sex. Even like I most heard that women only cooks,clean, and wait 4 there man 2 come home and gods no what. I believe we should all be treated equally and think about it, if women were all cooperating together in the whole world..guess wh

[thephysicwerewolf]

@TheAmazingIzaya and yet here I am cooking like a bachelor and going to cheap diners for dates, that I choose.

[cyanmanta]

@TheAmazingIzaya Typical blind feminist outrage, lashing out at the entire male gender and lying through your teeth for sympathy you don't deserve. I never met a man in my life who didn't respect women just as much - if not more - than he respected men. And yet I still find myself having to apologize to angry women who get away with insulting me and labeling me with character flaws I don't even HAVE. You want respect? Try giving men a little respect back for once!

[LadyRuin2012]

@TheAmazingIzaya Because most women don't care about that shit?

[max170892]

lol so true about feminists, OH its totally being forced on me.... then why don't you go and take a shooting coarse...

[energee41]

I use a spork.

[MyUSAPatriot]

You're dirty

[animelover462]

If girls have to learn all that ridiculous etiquette then guys should have to learn how to put the toilet seat down, communicate properly, and wash dishes. All that silly stuff that some fail at and others are fluent in.

[kaldicuct]

@animelover462 the thing is, a guy is hardwired to look at the toilet. We piss standing up, shit sitting down. So we look in order to adjust the use. Girls assume it will be down because they do both sitting down. Its both genders fault.

[HardStyleND]

@animelover462 *raises hand* i happen to be fluent in all of that! :D my friends call me gay because i like a clean house. weird right?

[animelover462]

@HardStyleND That is a bit ridiculous, your sexual preferences have nothing to do with how fastidious you are.

[spartin610]

Girls don't have to learn "all that ridiculous etiquette". Neither gender has an obligation to conform to their respective norms and stereotypes. All the above mentioned skills including the ones mentioned in the video (other then cocksucking), are valuable skills both genders should learn. However, people choose to learn what they want to learn. If you're so hung up on what each gender should learn, you should really rethink your logic when it comes to equality between the sexes.

[aregolas]

@animelover462 I know how to wash dishes. o.o

[cyanmanta]

@animelover462 Good idea. While we're at it, let's make women register for the draft, give women the same jail sentences we give to men for committing the same crimes, deny women custody rights even in cases where the mother is the more fit parent, and let men get away with murder by saying things like "She was abusive." Also, let's make it so that any time a woman complains, a men's organization calls her a "sexist pig." That's what I call equality...

[Langelus95]

@animelover462 whats this thing about the toilet seat? cant you look at the toilet before you sit down and realise the seat is gone?

[Mestherion]

Why do people get up thumbs for repeating something that was in the video?

[endrake2]

if the girls are going to handjob school, shouldn't it be the guys learning about how to write thank you notes?

[Zylotic83]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!...a stupid human being loud....

[EFG44]

I use a spork.

[commenterunknown]

ahahahahaaaa!

[TheGuitarist293]

IT GOES IN YOUR EYE!!!!

[Gilesiskool]

i use a spork

[loudspeakerist]

I use paper plates and sit on the floor.

[DontDoDrugsGiveHugs1]

dose the fork go on the left or the right... IT GOSE IN YOUR EYE!!!!!

[carlosgsoria]

Germaine: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Foamy: A stupid human being loud.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BethShanFan]

@carlosgsoria Dammit! Beat me to it! hahahaha

[31thatkidagain]

I use a spork XD

[animewiccan725]

omg this was great....i agree they are some things that everyone should know (not just girls) but germaine's rant is just too funny....

[BigGReynolds79]

Hahahahahahaha

[cyanmanta]

I'm a guy and I was taught how to set a table when I was a kid. They had a different kind of special camp back then; it was called "parents with social skills."

[THElegendOFhaloMARIO]

HEY WHY DONT THEY TEACH GIRLS SELF DEFENCE INSTEAD OF TI-FUCK-FU SO THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY MORE RAPES! that is some thing that girls need to know

[cecon767]

@THElegendOFhaloMARIO dont get me wrong, i'm all for equality and self-defense as a martial artist myself. but true self-defense starts with not putting yourself in those types of situations. 80 percent of all rapes and sexual assaults occur due to promiscuity and stubbornness. and before you go off calling me a sexist and say i'm only blaming the women, think about this. if they said he wasnt good for you/was abusive in previous relationships... why would you stay with him?

[THElegendOFhaloMARIO]

@cecon767 thers more than life than sucking a mans hary dick

[WTF751000]

does the fork go on the left? or the right? IT GOES IN YOUR EYE

[FreakzillaZombie]

@WTF751000 i use a spork and use paper plate and sit on the floor

[byerscm]

@WTF751000 :D

[super06141996]

Women should learn all of the above of what she said im to lazy to type them

[needadispencahere]

"Dinner making-table setting-cum dumpsters"

[Bearclaw80]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!!?"

"A stupid human being loud"

LMFAO!!! Foamy calls 'em as he sees 'em my favorite part tho

"You're diiiiirty" GHAAHAHHAHAHA

[silentangel123]

lol haha

"id rather learn how to shoot a moving target than swallowing bodily fluids"

[jozzowozzo]

"I use paper plates and eat on the floor."

Win.

[BlackTshirtFan]

phone étiquette? the hell is that?

[yaoitenshi]

@BlackTshirtFan Believe it or not it's about politeness and courtesy on the phone, I.e how to answer, when to answer what are the appropriate times to call someone. go figure.

[DeathRavenOmen]

Ur dirrrrrrrty

[kariuchiha16]

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?!"

"A stupid human being loud."

Straight and to the point.That's why I love Foamy!

[tokorev747777]

I wish my girlfriend wanted to take a class on how to give blowjobs XD

[ThisismadnessGIRL]

Germaines Right, I'm a girl in army cadets and I know how to use a gun and start a fire, btw might aswell add my favorite quote:

"Does the fork go on the left or the right? It Goes In Your Eye!"

[MrTrty5]

@ThisismadnessGIRL There is absoloutley nothing wrong with that ,but some women disagree. I'm a guy so call me whatever, but I think it's okay to learn about propriety if you want to. Some people are just more "traditional". There are etiquette classes for boys too you know.

[kenshinbatosiable]

How about both of you shut the fuck up and stop trollin'

[Loop44]

classes on cock sucking. brilliant!

[H4rdR0ckF4n]

real cofee in a cartoon :D

[BakuShinigami]

I want a Spork

[RyleyAshford]

@BakuShinigami But do you NEED it?

[BakuShinigami]

@RyleyAshford Yes I do!!!!

[RyleyAshford]

@BakuShinigami No you don't, you're under the illusion that you need it because of American commercialism.

[BakuShinigami]

@RyleyAshford No i am under the illusion that i need it because i do need it

[010sasori]

why add to it by hitler's hiding girls? i love the audio captions.

[king38081]

>Working at summer camp

>Only utensil given is a spork

>Spaghetti or steak night

>FML

[010sasori]

i believe the phrase is cum rag not cum dumpster

[TheCartoonist88]

the 45 people who dislike this must be women lol

[RebelWinterwolf]

Am I sexist or am I throwing all concepts of gender in the face of society? I am female and I have a female partner, but we're so like a 50's couple it's almost not funny, with her being the dutiful housewife type and I being the bacon-bringing newspaper-reading man of the relationship. And it's not like I'm imposing this role on her; she wants to be the housewife and cook me dinner and make me a sandwich xD Are we a contradiction or a forward motion on society then?

[RyleyAshford]

@RebelWinterwolf Only if you don't smack her on the ass now and again. Make her squeal.

[animenerdgirl8]

...a spork is a spoon and forks love child

[stupidtapeworm]

i used to be friended only and never laid the more douchy you are the more you get laid now i slowly became a douche assuming i wouldnt get laid anyways and voila, it's so stupid everything a fucking contridiction.. :(

[cherihenryjaco]

you're dirty.....

[Mirandasmusic100]

lol i use a spork XD

[MyBonnie12]

Thats why I'm the only girl at the shooting range and one of the best

[LuckyJetilianna]

why are the top comments so long... i missed the video just to read them x.x

[cyanmanta]

It might interest Germaine to know that boys DO have conformist propaganda in their childhoods, too. The Mormons have completely taken over the Boy Scouts of America and are using it to promote their agenda all over the country; they have not, however, infiltrated the Girl Scouts of America. If you're an atheist, you are allowed to send your daughter to Girls Scouts, but you are not allowed to send your son to Boy Scouts. It's true; look it up.

[MyTobi19]

does the fork go on the left or the right...........IT GOES IN YOUR EYE!!!!

[darkharbinger17]

your diiiirrrrrrtttttyyyyyy

[Quadraxis]

Yeah, just blame the system =P

[SwimbaitNewEngland]

I wish I'd get a blow job every night before bed.

[storstarkskogsturk]

On the left.

DUH!

[santoys98]

i use a spork

I use paper plates and eat on the floor

i do this all the time lol

[Slimjimgirl9005]

"You're dirty."

ROTFLMAO! xD

[MetalVixen717]

IT GOES IN YOUR EYE! o.x lmao

[titosgirl427]

You're dirty, lmao!!!!

[FlyingLeafs]

I would so go to Germaines class >_>

[No11Sugimura]

i use a spork

[THElegendOFhaloMARIO]

@No11Sugimura well i use a foon

[cjt1997]

tits



[TheDarkendblade]

i got a boner