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  • LMAO

  • Steven Seagal is...Cock-Puncher! *Zooms to face* "I don't think you you have the balls."

  • He probally would like taking down cocks

    Every Night.

  • Steven Seagal Takes Down 115 Cocks ........one by one.

  • he wud take down all of the cocks that fag

  • I don’t understand why conservative pro-gun get government off our backs type people aren’t really pissed off about the Sheriff Joe and Seagal story. Come on guys, where is your outrage? Sheriff Joe, under color of law had Seagal drive an army tank into a private home! Why the Hell aren’t you all loading your guns and going after him? Oh, Sheriff Joe is a right wing conservative too, so I guess that makes it all ok with you? What if he raids and wrecks your house, what then?

  • Do fuckin' not lay your dirty tongue on Seagal's name BITCH

  • @SelfCzar Fuck you, SelfNapolean...No, I wouldn't insult him, like, that...

  • This is a Prime Example of Red Neck Idiocy !

  • By participating in this criminal invasion of property, Seagal is showing weak spiritual karma. I am glad the property owner sued both Seagal and the crook sheriff chief. Seagal claims to be an environmentalist and an animal rights advocate. What does he know about raising roosters? His pure commercial stunt facilitated by a crook sheriff chief brings up his true character. He owes an apology to the property owner, and hopefully property and punitive damages compensation.

  • @pepecarlos777 Seagal's a retard...Who else, in their right mind would support a Brutal pile of Sludge, like Sir, Former Narc, "Nickle Bag" Joe... Seagal's Blind Pariotism, is disgusting,Probably, racist, as well...

  • If I see steven seagal arresting me.....I would shit my pants and make sure all my appendages are close to my torso

  • Steven Seagal is a huge disappointment.

  • thats right, its steven seagul, so go fuck yo self dumb bitch!!!!!

    STEVEN SEAGAL FTW!

  • Those stupid clowns need to be sued (arpaio and seagal) for every penny they got , then euthanized because they are not good people, they are trained to kill and they can not live on peaceful society,,

  • You seem like a real dumb sonofabitch

  • WHY IS IT CALLED A COCKGIFHT BUST IS THE GUY WAS IN HIS HOME BY HIM SELF???

  • i still dont understand why they take the bird just to kill them enyway .... they should just let them fight .... you dont make them fight ,,,, all you do is keep them in good health so they con do what they love to do the most ....FIGHT......

  • man if they made that arrested guy pay for the cost

  • This is yet another example of media whore, Sheriff Joe Arpaio, looking for publicity. As for Seagal, legal history has shown that he is known to strut around like a rooster showing his stuff --- ask his former employees.

  • These cops in their pathetic over-reation, Steven Seagal and the audience watching crappy "reality" shows like this are in cock-heaven. And I don´t mean birds. LOL

  • I watched that Steven Seagal reality show a few times and every crime they respond to was something super tiny and mundane. I was waiting for something like this to happen.

  • Uh, does this guy know what a tank looks like? like, with tracks and stuff?  tanks don't have tires.

  • The question is: did the TV show pay for the event or not?(displacement of the whole swat team and heavy armored vehicles, opposed to sending 2 cops that could have handled it). Did the TV station pay for that or did I??? If TV then fine.. But there would still be a problem: capitalism(which is what TV shows and Segall represent) is interfering with Justice. Once again, fear is being induced into americans.

  • it's funny how cenk dragged GOP in. haha

  • LAWL this story is so stupid yet so funny at the same time. What morons in maricopa county (not excluding some family members of mine).

  • Did the Phoenix Police Department also provide Steven Segal with his sex slaves?

  • Can we get a 'tank howdy' for all the illegals that have destroyed my State? And ride em back to the boarder? Thanks.

  • I facedesked so fucking hard.

  • Hmm, don't want to take any chances, huh?

    I've got a $30 solution. Its called a flashbang.

  • @MisterDyslexo $30? Try $3. Who's ripping you off?

  • @bamboo4tameshigiri I figure you'd take at least 4, because there's gotta be more than one room. And then you want the camera to work, right? Another protected lense for what, ten, twenty bucks?

  • This is a perfect example of how justice has fallen. Cockfighting was made illegal because it's cruel to make animals fight each other. But it seems like they're more concerned with making someone who broke the law pay then actually enforcing the reason behind it.

  • @MythOfTheGryphon cockfighting here is legal

  • @luisalexander70 I've always wanted to know this: Is it a weird feeling to randomly declare things and not care about facts? Cockfighting is illegal in all 50 states, it's illegal to be a spectator in 40 states, and it is a felony in 33 states. I thought it was illegal to just randomly murder chickens without all the proper red tape that comes with making food out of them, but Arpaio has always somehow been able to be outside the law, so who knows.

  • @MythOfTheGryphon i live in puerto rico i dont like seeing animals fight but here like the old people do this alot theres even a tv show about it

  • It's funny cos they said 'cock'.

  • I wanna be in that police force! My go on tank yet?

  • I hate steven seagull , and his movies suck too..

    Also: every fight scene with him in it look ridculus.

  • ok that might be the dumbest thing i've heard all week.

  • Steven Segal is so fake. tring to look badass riding in a tank for a cock fight bust and shotting them afterwards. I hate to say it but this police department is pretty damn stupid.

  • its not about the animals, its about the money he ccould have possibly been making.

  • @hollaboutit

    what makeing monny is illigal now?

  • @celestialsalamander u need to go to school

  • @celestialsalamander only if its not some rich asshole, stealing from the people, who already has money, and doesn't pay their fair share of taxes.

  • "what was the purpose of stopping a cockfighting ring that kills chickens, when you kill them yourself?"

    exactly. and how much did that tank cost taxpayers?

  • Chuck Norris>Steven Seagal.

  • "Violence is the answer. I forgot the question"

    Brilliant.

  • "Violence is the answer. I forgot the question". I googled this just to see if this came from somewhere, and the top result was in these comments!

  • everyone in that town should sue Stephan and his show. wtf was he thinking using those kind of resources for......nothing. that's taxpayer money at work. and doesn't anyone find it troubling that they gave a celebrity carte blanche? seriously, that's all it will take to wake up one day with a fucking TANK rolling down the street, apparently.

  • I loved that this happened to these stooges. And the killer chickens gotta go in the stew pot. The best thing about this video? This turk whines like a girl about someone taking a stand against thugs like this. And stopping their insanity. I know a couple dozen houses in my area that need Sheriff Joe & this tank to come by & pay them a call ~

  • @memama2 I'd like to see sheriff joe and his "tank" roll over a linear shaped charge. I could cut that thing clean in 2 for ~$300 worth of materials and ~2 hours worth of labor. Roll that thing up in my yard and I will.

  • booboogiri = those who have something to hide? Always hide something. This slaughter house got noticed by the neighbors. And those who are sick of the stench & slaughter did something about it. Sadly your concern is for the "invansion". It was a win-win. Tanks over "tankards of rum dummies" & their stinky chicken house. Keep on digging holes. You must be doing that as demonstration of how good obots do a "shovel ready job" impersonation! YouTube yourself & post it for odumbo!

  • @memama2 ~$25 worth or Fe2O4 and Al would render it permanently inoperable too. Are you seriously telling me you are OK with the neonazi pigs openly declaring war on the US public? If so, that makes you part of the problem, not the solution. And do you think the results of this bungled op. were anything other than a complete failure? Thanks for the laugh.

  • WOW!... that was amazing! Steven Seagal just got served a can of ass-whoppin' from Cenk. LOL

  • Steven Seagal and others like him are total Police State Promoting Garbage. I mean really, It's thuggish,anti-freedom/unameric­an and this crap has to stop or we're gonna be like the Soviet Union. The USSA at the rate they are doing this. Cameras,TSA naked Body scanners (Soon to be on the streets,not just airports)

  • @Gorgo _ What do you mean, "...GOING TO BE like the Soviet Union."?  Sometimes, I think we already are.

  • @nsx1com and it was capitalism, not communism as the economic model. i'm starting to think economics, and freedom are mutually exclusive.

  • @Gorgo TSA scanners on the streets? Kid, shut up.

  • @SentimentOfGuilt ,Yes,ON THE STREETS. There's also supposed to be a fleet of trucks too,going around x-raying peoples homes. Don't take my word for it. Look it up for yourself. In some courthouses you have to body scan to get in. They are proposing to put them in malls. Of course they'll likely stage a terror attack in order to push it through.But they want to keep us safe. Or is it, How can I say such a thing? Our Government doesn't engage in such acts of sadistic evil,right?

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  • Steven Seagal Takes 115 Cocks Up The Ass

    Coming soon to a gay porn video store near you!

  • I support Joe Arpaio's fight against Illegal Immigration in Arizona....

    But THIS shit is ridiculous....a TANK? For cockfighting? WTF x10?????

  • More Cenk propaganda

  • @DeathKorps94 Which parts do you think are propaganda?

  • @WigglyMalmsteam The part where Cenk opened his mouth

  • @DeathKorps94 How revealing an answer! It completely validates your original comment. K thanks.

  • @WigglyMalmsteam Don't recall asking for you blessing. Typical self important little liberal twit

  • @DeathKorps94 Just a bit of banter mate, no need to take it to childish levels. I didn't tell you my political stance or give you enough information to make that claim, but based on your bad-tempered response I will guess yours! Asking for an explanation to an ambiguous answer doesn't demonstrate self-importance, it demonstrates critical thinking. I hope your attitude is not representative of whatever side you align with, because that would be self-defeating.

  • @WigglyMalmsteam I didn't respond any out out of line than your second comment. If you can't take it then don't start it

  • @DeathKorps94 The words "Typical self important little liberal twit" come to mind. That's hardly a proportional response, and completely irrelevant. If by "take it" you mean can I read your words and respond to them, then yes. As for starting it, your initial comment was designed to bait a response. I do understand that it was a throwaway antagonistic comment with no conviction behind it, and your reply confirmed it, but nevertheless I felt like pointing out the nonsense.

  • @WigglyMalmsteam No you chose to respond to my comment. When you did you should be prepared to take the heat. If you can't take the heat don't respond. YOu can of course continue to cry as it is pretty funny

  • @DeathKorps94 Sorry to disappoint you but your words aren't piercing. I responded to your comments, no big deal. I pointed out your bullshit, while you tried hard to muster up some insults with no ammo. Lol at the heat analogies and the cry comment. I'm bored of the same reply 3 times now, or maybe I'm devastated by your searing words. Anyway, bye.

  • @WigglyMalmsteam YEs do run along and play with your self assured imaginative victory.

  • What the fuck?! I would've freaked out. I would've thought it was an invasion. I would've opened fire.

  • Wow

  • Joe Arpaio is trying to set up his own little third world country that he will rule as dictator. Doesn't anyone else in his district see this.

  • fuckin bottom feeding federal jew,

  • lol i thought that the titile said "clocks"

  • Hey, it takes a tough man to handle an unruly chicken. Maybe they should have called Frank Perdue. Oh, that's right, they Killed 115 of the birds. Maybe they did make the call. This is part of the 'Fiscal Responsibility' touted by the Republicans how?

  • Steven Seagal is gay

  • @ubertser you should be crucified.

  • steven seagal is god

  • @Foltz22 Probably explains why there are so many disasters across the world then

  • @DeeDemonwitch fuck off with your negative bullshit

  • @Foltz22 Awww, there there. Calm yourself. It's not my fault if you don't get sarcasm

  • @DeeDemonwitch my mommy didnt teach me about sarcasm :(

  • @Foltz22 I was brought up on sarcasm. My father is not far off John Cleese on the sarcasm scale.

  • @DeeDemonwitch I'm actually very sarcastic. Probably too much sarcasm for you to handle.

  • @Foltz22 Yes dear, I'm sure you are :)

  • @DeeDemonwitch I'm glad you recognize my humanly traits mom, now get back in the kitchen and fix me a bowl of cereal pronto. If were out of milk you better skeet skeet yo ass up to the store and get some cuz im a hungry mofo.

  • @Foltz22 haha, if I were your 'mom' you'd know better than to demand food from me, especially with milk ;)

  • @DeeDemonwitch less talking, more cereal making

  • @Foltz22 She taking forever probally fetching it from her outrageously creepy cunt :D

  • lmao PETA gone tough.

  • This is absolutely effin ridiculous...

    Time and time again, Administrators and Law Enforcement Officers have shown that they are, for the most part, incompetent, domineering idiots with absolutely ZERO respect for civilians. I know that there are some (but few) good cops, but I personally believe that a badge, a uniform, and a gun can make an asshole out of anybody.

  • @NevermoreJones That is called heavy badge syndrome and usually happens to the new recruits... most cops just dont' do shit shit and rather talk it out or ignore crap that isn't seriously dangerous (like cock fighting)

  • @NevermoreJones Lets be fair. My dad is a cop and most (not all) of his coworkers are very professional and respectful. People often group all cops into the same boar. They aren't all power-hungry assholes. Even though it may seem that way sometimes.

  • @ChrisTripp It takes a special person to go through what a cop does and still keep his cool. What I'm trying to say is that MOST people just aren't cut out to handle such a huge responsibility and those that do have my utmost respect.

    Though I can't help but shake my head when I see 10+ officers swarm 1 person on the ground. It's kinda hard to put you're hands behind you when they're playing "Cop-Pile on the Perp" all the while punching and jabbing and tazing.

  • NevermoreJones = I wish we had even more "tank howdies" & we are here to stop this filthy insanity. With no drunken dummies hurt in the process. And no police or animal control officers. This is what the head of popcorn need to wake up? Great job sheriff joe. Keep on rolling ~ take a tank load back to the boarder NEXT!

  • @memama2 I don't even know what you just said!!! DX

  • I love the title of this video. Hilarious. On a serious note: When I first saw this new "steven seagal reality cop TV show" on a trailer at a movie theater, I knew it was designed to make cops look like gods. The trailer had some footage of a black guy in a mid-90's chevy camero who said "I have a gun" (supposedly) and FAT ASS STEVEN SEAGAL and an equally pudgy beer-belly thug cop both jumped on some black guy and viscously pinned him to the ground as if he had his finger on an atomic bomb.

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  • @Halhan098 Learn how to form a coherent sentence, dumb ass.

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  • Were the chickens killed in dramatic hand-to-hand combat?

  • Sunday comes afterwards

  • Does anybody remember "Sick Sad World" from Daria.  Everyday, this show reminds me of that.

  • You mislead us with that title. Unnecessary.

  • @griffinshaffer83

    Except that a Cock is a male chicken and it made you click on this video which in-turn got a view which then gave them money. So, it's not so much unnecessary...more, clever advertising skills.

  • @Jarethenator Really? Did you really think you needed to clarify that a cock is a male chicken? Now that's unnecessary. I'm just saying TYT didn't need to use a title that suggests that Steven Seagul took 115 cocks. That just seems like sensationalism to me. On the other hand Seagul is a joke and I really don't care one way or another.

  • @griffinshaffer83 I could ask you a similar question about whether you really needed to write a comment about how the title is misleading-something that is even more obvious than the name of a male chicken.

  • this country is turning into soviet russia!!!

  • @raughn3

    More like Nazi Germany

  • @spetznas101 yea you right!

  • Actually, the old USSR is a good comparison. The top few percent own nearly all of the wealth, and have all of the power.

  • @1RadicalOne

    well thats any dictatorship, not just soviet Russia.

    also soviet Russia came about from the people(which yea not a good choice) revolting, meaning they had popular support.

    while America is already like a dictatorship(since the top few percent already control the power & money) and now they are just rubbing it in your face.

  • the title of the video is very misleading

  • @baseballreg123 Do you have evidence that Steven Seagal didn't take down 115 cocks?

  • @007Licensed2comment i dunno, it just seems like a huge load

  • All your chicken are belong to us.

  • "Violence is the answer! I forgot the question."

  • AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAH

  • Kemba!!!

  • uconn just beat arizona

  • To clarify a bit, the roosters were euthanized, not killed in the raid, but it still is a horrible thing and badly executed to say the least.

  • Well what the hell are you going to do with 115 aggressive chickens?

  • They stormed a woman at home alone with a tank and swat teams because she was raising chickens. Then they killed all the chickens.  If this isn't terrorism, nothing is.

  • did they fire from the tank?

  • @Bokismoki77 I dont believe so, but they did crash through her windows. Then they killed all her chickens, I guess some of them miss Iraq. A Tank, armored vehicles, swat teams, camera crew and a has been B movie actor, for a unarmed woman home alone with her chickens. So much for "brave" "law enforcement".

  • @mogilny89p Have you seen a real tank? That looks nothing bit like a real tank, so it can not be one. It is more like armored flame thrower. They wanted fried chicken and that is why it was there at first place.

  • Hey, I saw that guy in Machete.

  • Look at it like this...ALL of those chickens eat well. And at least half of them live to an old chicken age...and the ones that DO live to that old chicken age get to spend the rest of their days BREEDING! (I kid, of coarse! I think chicken-fighting is wrong!) Steven Segal was a joke actor, and ...Oh yeah, reality TV is STILL acting...and he is STILL a joke! They went in after ONE GUY with a TANK!

  • Steven Segal is a puke.

  • Come on guys. We Canadians have room for you.

  • @missbean1997 Yes, there is a lot of land in Canada. Perfect for us Americans. Just enough space for all the football stadiums, prisons, golf courses, mega-malls, Wal-Marts, fast food restaurants, billion-dollar mansions, and police/SWAT team bases (that's right, not just a headquarters, but entire military-esque bases), and trailer parks that we could ever want. >:D (Mwha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! HAHAHAHA HA HAHA HA HA!!!)

  • this makes about as much sense as when the cops go in guns a blazin because they think someone might have a bag of weed

  • i got 2 admit it, dat is kinda badass. am jus keepin it real

  • The title on this video looks like the title of a bad gay porn movie...

  • it shouldve been called Steven Seagal goes down on 115 cocks

  • @joeyisdamanmofos How about (Steven Seagal comes down hard on 115 cocks)

  • @Richardisdorky even better

  • @joeyisdamanmofos Oh, Oh I just thought of another one. Steven Seagal finds 115 cock and takes them all down.

  • Classic Cenk, point out the illogical actions in a humorous and obvious way!

  • I love that they busted an animal abuser. More, much more, of that please.

    That's where the love ends though. This whole thing should lead to heads rolling imho. What a truly ridiculous story.

  • I couldn't stop laughing at the title

  • So when do you guys plan on using napalm against jaywalkers?

  • It sounds like an episode of American Dad. Only it's real and everyone involved needs to be severely reigned in and disciplined in a non-cartoon way.

  • wait, steven seagal, like the actor? he was apart of a real police raid that actually arrested a real american citizen which resulted in the deaths of a bunch of chickens that were supposed to protect them in the first place?

    IS THIS FUCKING REAL? WTF this has to be a joke? wtf is going on here.

  • @Pull0utBoy

    welcome to America

  • Any patriotic constitution loving real Americans live in that county?

    Take that ridiculous ass-wipe sheriff off his high horse and any other government official that gets in your way! Take um to court and if the judge gets in your way remove him or her too.

    Want your country back? Start being responsible people.

  • best video title ever

  • Same 4 dog fighting, when they bust a dog fighter they take the dogs and KILL them.. Who woulda thought? Man, I LOVE this country.

  • That tank needs a linear shaped charge. Anyone want to contract me to build them?

  • Steven Seagal wanted those COCKS, and he wanted them the HARD WAY!

  • He's was a cock puncher, and now he's a cock killer

  • What is the point of this video? What were the cops meant to do? Isn't there anything more important to talk about? 

  • @TheFunkadelicFan They went ALL OUT for a guy who didn't even have a history of violence, destroyed his house, cost the taxpayers unnecessary funds, scared the crap out of residents, killed damn near every single bird there, all under the Sheriffs supervision.....for a reality show. Why didn't they use all that manpower to take out a drug dealer, rapist, or murderer? If that doesn't make you go "WTF?" idk what will. lol

  • @xcruzrr6 Maybe. But it does make entertaining tv!

  • @TheFunkadelicFan LOL You're terrible

  • The title to this video sounds very suggestive... Also, why the hell do police departments need tanks?

  • The title of this sounds like the title of an extreme gay porn video.

  • tanks, lol, i cant stand this. this is why the world is fucked up

  • Steven Segal takes 115 cocks.

  • Thats a lot of cocks.

  • this is why tv and real life law enforcement dont mix