The Pokemon Kid (Translated)

[mikekoala1]

Beautiful

[KevinKimbrellSC]

Damn...hilarious, and brings back awesome memories.

[BroncoNuts]

:35 i believe it's "My butt cheeks are doing real fine"

[EmpEli]

:54 AMBER LAMPS!

[imTrucchi]

@0:47 ..... me and my shroomies shot tupac.... we found pac's killer.....

[Grittenoir]

Kind of reminds me of, and sounds like Cartman...

[FoxHoundUnit89]

loudest video on youtube.

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

Ebaumsworld sucks ass?

Wtf planet do you reside on?

[zabrak999]

@xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx

wow, look at your immature username. no wonder why you like that god awful site

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

@zabrak999

Ok....POKEMON!

[Deathwing43]

@xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx Eric Baumen is a fucking thief.

[xxxGreaseMonkeyxxx]

@Deathwing43

He is man. That is so but the truth is is that most people don't want to go to over 9,000 places on the net to find shit so ebaums is a worthy alternative.

[retardproduction626]

A nude picture lies ahead HAHAHAHA

[SmashBrosWii1]

@TheFartingElf boy, theres a vid about him all grown up, and hes bald

[SmashBrosWii1]

@SmashBrosWii1 same here till i saw the vid of him grown up

[CPerez182]

Wtf does aquaman have to do with any of this. Lol

[wasted42db]

:53 .hahaha ambersand hahahaha wtf

[kittycatbeck123]

cartman!

[jglaz75]

u r fucking mean u r so fucking fat u probly weigh 400 fucking pounds.that waz funny but u are mean to pokemon .since u have all of that u dont deserve it u spoiled brat

[leelad]

@jglaz75 Type with your fucking fingers not your webbed feet next time. Fuck!

[propjam2]

i think that kid was imbred

[bibby42]

I'm crying this shit was hilarious!

[EraserPill]

LOL random lyrics ftw

[whatevers31]

GOd this kid needs to look up the lyrics

[xxkitxx21]

Pokemon is so addicting people get sent to rehab for it. >>It is...XD I'm addicted to it!

[DestructiveDonut1]

its ruby and sapphire not as juicy as a thigh

what a failure at captioning

[MoosePlant]

LOL HES FAT

[BnR4Davito]

Der ist brutal ja :D

[WickedexProductions]

Lyrics: A Lewd picture, lies ahead Battles has begun Atlantis Hope brings a brand new slam, AND I'LL BE NUMBER ONE! A bucket of chicken by my side, A Tortilla to fuel my fire. I'm gonna be a pokemon master, The movie has a spire. (pokemon, gotta catch em all) I'm a hungry du-ude I'm forced to scare Pikachu (pokemon) The pictures never end In a world they must defend (pokemon gotta catch em all) Aquaman better get back Man, my shroomy sharp shoe attacks, I know i'll be a thompson alpacca POKEMON

[WickedexProductions]

@WickedexProductions not mine, these are by

ZippermouthDune xD

[greatezalor]

machine gun of subliminal messages

[RoastedToad]

HOLY SHIT! I watched the un-subtitled version and swore he said "Aquaman must better get back"....and I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought that.

[asd616]

attack of the faggots XD

[sickdick831]

"i'm hungry too" 

[bigun1999999]

and the world keeps on the attack of the faggots

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Still beats Justin Bieber!

[Mafia2DLC]

@Se7enBeatleofDoom Ofcourse he beats, because he isn't gay like Justin Gayber.

[Bigtailhunter]

how did she get a picture standing with a couple of people in team rocket costumes ? or were those just her parents ?

[1w2i3l4t]

YOU HAVE FOUND A SNORLAX

[xudog]

this is so awesome that if i knew you i would suk you dick.

[khy98]

IM HUNGRY TOO

[Garchoritina]

OUR WHOLE FAMILY COLLECTS POKEMON THINGS... EVEN THE GRANNIES AND GRANDPAS! AND ALL TOGETHER WE HAVE 100,000 POKEMON ITEMS!

[AustinDT]

This is freaking majestic. 

[Bodchubbz]

retarded hill billy

[JMAdvocatusD]

Oh god, now these lyrics are all I hear when I watch this!

[5thMARVEL93]

I would smoke a joint with this kid lol

[harmonianyuszi]

"the force is with piiikaachuUuUuuUUUuUUU" this part is fucking adorable : )

[blaaa1124]

i want to find this kid and chill with him

[Melee2Kil]

HA HA HA, subs make it so much better

[lukyboi999]

First ten seconds were the best.. shitty vid, but i love Deep Purple :D

[FatherOvGore]

Lol Liked, Commented, and favored!

[SenioreSpielbergo]

I´m hungry too-hoo xDDD

[ToxicTurquoise454]

1:03 is "Me and my Shroomish start to attack". Shroomish is a Grass-type Pokemon. Just in case you didn't know.

[Cows2Luv]

Still don't fully believe THAT is a he.

[Cows2Luv]

@Cows2Luv And if it is, it doesn't deserve to have a penis.

[TooWeirdForWords]

What's sad is that this is actually a boy.

[mikev613]

When he said I am hungry too, I legitimately almost pissed myself.

[petraaduvet]

0:30-0:35 sounds like "fuck it, fuck it good by the fat" lol

[meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]

FUCKING HELL! I CAN'T STOP PISSING MY SELF LAUGHING!! PAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

"Juicy as a thigh", "The force is with Pikachu" "Aquaman must, better get back!" "POKE GAY MEN!" Dude, this is fucking hilarious thanks to those subtitles!

Great choice of song by the way.

[joshjarmusic]

its shroomish not sho mes

[pokedexdestinyshadow]

i think this person is a boy...... ( i hope)

[TheProudAmerican777]

I actually kinda envy his photo op with Team Rocket, being a huge fan myself. ;)

[LoveMyNumber9712]

he said "of ruby and sapphire" not "as juicy as a thigh". its "aqua, magma better get back when my shroomish starts to attack" not "aquaman must better get back, me and my shoe-me start to attack" but this kid really needs a life.

[whyeatcrap]

i think it was in fat language.

[CHURCHTUCKERCABOOSE]

i wouldn't doubt these aren't the lyrics

[Runner954954954]

I think that is a SHeMale UG

[maestroofsilence]

lol the sad picture never ends

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

Attack of the faggots? It is that like the working title too Attack of the clones?

[THEBERALE02]

at 0: 24 it says the land of porn brings a brand new quest lol

[TheEliteNerd]

at 0:49 she says "the force will defeat the jews" o_o

[GIfish7]

@TheEliteNerd

LMFAO!!! I never noticed that!!!

[undeadjacob]

I saw right after the origanal and this is better

[twataris]

The song is by Kula shaker

[Silverneelsen]

I think it says my shroomish starts to attack, that is one those gay plants in ruby(I think)

[paviuus]

Well played sir...

[ThatOneGuy831]

I want to know what happened to this kid!!! LOL

[josh777772002]

you know that he is mentally ill right? and has died 2 years ago?

[liammillay2]

@josh777772002 wait you know the kid in the vid?

[josh777772002]

@liammillay2 Yes and its sick why these people laugh at someone of his state but he is gone now.

[liammillay2]

@josh777772002 do you know what hes actualy saying

[josh777772002]

@liammillay2 Well no i was never there i only knew him from his family being good friends of ours

[liammillay2]

@josh777772002 did he have lots of pokemon stuff like in the video?

[josh777772002]

@liammillay2 Not that i know of like i said his fam was friends with mine i never had a good connection i just knew them but why are you asking all of this?

[liammillay2]

@josh777772002 just trying to get proof you know this kid

[GIfish7]

@josh777772002

Hold on a second.. You know this kid in the video... What do you mean he's gone now?

[Tyderpeepee]

@josh777772002 You are such a liar, just enjoy a good laugh and gtfo

[josh777772002]

@Tyderpeepee not lying one bit and dont be a pussy just say get the fuck off. damn 10 year old

[Tyderpeepee]

@josh777772002 Just so you know, I'm a bit older than 10. I'd actually question your age if you are the one claiming to know this kid to get rep on youtube......fheg

[josh777772002]

@Tyderpeepee Why would this earn me rep? why would i get rep for knowing a dead person, seriously dude get off it just because i used know him doesn't make me popular.

[RaNdOMkiD009]

hahahahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[stageico]

I think this kid is abused by his parents =\

[owen1266]

as juicy as a thigh???? wtf

[shadowsoldier1328]

lol "From the attack of the faggots!" Looks like one escaped your radar there, porky! Epic translating, man. :D

[LatestUFOSightings]

Battull has begunn!!! POKE PIKACHU BY MY SIDE A POKE TO FILL MY FIRAH! IM GONNA BEE A POKEMON MASTER!

[GIfish7]

LMAO The shoe me's part always cracks me up! It just doesn't make sense. :P

[GIfish7]

The kid isn't funny, just the words are.

[GIfish7]

LMAO

[Maschinepistol]

~ cough cough assbergers syndrome cough cough~

[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

That's a girl, idiots. What kind of a world is it when we bash little girls having fun? ALSO this is from a contest in like 2003 or something for people to change the words of the Pokemon theme song to be about the new games Ruby and Sapphire, which is why she was doing it in the first place and why the words are different.

[GIfish7]

@SheWhoLovesPineapple

How do you know that's a girl? 0_0 Facially, "it" looks like a boy. jw

[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

@GIfish7 Her voice, and her hair... and because I remember the video from years ago... maybe it was rude of me to call people "idiots" for not being able to tell the gender, but I was pissed off at all the nasty comments.

[GIfish7]

@SheWhoLovesPineapple

I think the voice sounds like a boy's, but Idk about the hair.

Yeah, I don't blame you about the mean comments. It's really just the words that are made up that are funny, and the fact that he's so serious and into Pokemon- it just doesn't mix, ya know?

Making fun of little kids isn't cool at all.

[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

@GIfish7 Well, OK. I could be wrong. I apologize. Some of the made-up words in this video are kinda funny, but in a way it seems mean... but, you don't seem like you're bashing this kid, so I guess there's no need to explain this to you. ^_^

[GIfish7]

@SheWhoLovesPineapple

Yep. lol :P

I have no need to bash this kid.

[SheWhoLovesPineapple]

@GIfish7 Good for you.^^'

[GIfish7]

@SheWhoLovesPineapple

lol Thanks and you too. :)

[Tyler50BMG]

@SheWhoLovesPineapple this kid has a destined future of failure to launch

[Deathwing43]

I always thought it was "A horse just killed Pikachu" =/

[NekoAbel]

I wish that pokemo stuff was mine

[iiTzDaRkStArr]

OMG. I lol'd.

[PolarBearMath]

omg Im pissing myself laughing xD

[Jimihendrix6699]

fucking love deep purple

[mrEllias1996]

genius!!!!!!!!!!=)=)

[NekoAbel]

He said as juicy as a thigh O_O

[koolaid1197]

@NekoAbel its not a he its a she

[NekoAbel]

@koolaid1197 Typo. I meant "it"

[ModernDayManiac]

Take it easy guys he clearly has assberger syndrome!

[SonicKyuubi]

@ModernDayManiac

it's spelled aspergers

[jedimaster8758]

he makes me disgraced to be white O.o

[AGomez1821]

That was too funny!

[StuartRedman1]

lol

[AliBoulalaSTP]

hahahaha that kid is gay as hell xD

[thepaintballlobster]

gay men lololololo

[rocker278]

LMAO!! In the beggining "A nude picture lies ahead!" WOW!! ROFLZ

[GNRslash28]

he's captain of the football team...

[kualer]

WTFFF!!

[killerfan123123]

im hungry toooooooo woww... fatty

[elijah56565656]

im pretty sure its "a new adventure lies ahead" lol

[RUNESHOP92]

as huicy as a thigh i fucking lold so hard!@!@

[darraghtank]

what song is at the start ?

[MarineDelta1]

lolololololol

[osiris15]

LMAO!!!!!!

[SignaFilms]

This kids doomed for LIFE!

[shinykilla]

attack of the faggots!!!

[flashbacktama]

I'm Hungry too!!  hahaha

[xXRoseScytheXx]

O_o

[1tailkyuubi]

ROFLMAO!

[JohnSevenFold51]

wow... just wow.

[Cows2Luv]

Sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad. Even I'M not that pokedesperate and I'm a pokefreak. I dunno, she might hate pokemon or love them, I've seen 2 sets of lyrics.

[Akito700]

@Cows2Luv its a he

[sexyrob22]

hahaha this is funny dat kid is weird lol

[ProGunShootingGamer1]

aquaman better get back me and my shoe man is starting to attack? wtf?

[jakan123456]

XD so cute hahahahaha

[Neglesh]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha

[DareKabe]

lol

[anguswd28]

i remember watchin this as a kid

[imaqtlolz]

futa morph WTF o.0

[TOYDOLLSKID]

SAD PICTURE AMPERSAAAANDDDDDDD.

makes complete sense if you think about it.. i mean....apersand... and sad pictures...... i agree.....

SAD PICTURESSSS AMPERSANDDDD

[POLARDESTRUCTION]

sad picture, ampersand, in a world we must defend

[masterjon3]

wat about futa???????????

[ZexionFanGirl]

I'm sure it's "me and my shroomish start to attack".

[jackachu100]

true so true i think so too

[gamerproHQ]

lmao he made up his own words

@ and the keeps on th attack of the faggots

[iDiicky]

haahahahahahaha this is like the most retarded video ever

[gamerproHQ]

thats so retarded

[patrickcz1]

fag

[chattenbox702]

this is the cutest thing ive ever seen. That kid looks so 80s i just picture him with a mullet underneath that hat

[HyvvirNinja]

Thank you for the translation!!!! lol Watching the video without it just makes me sad :(

[Pogrebniackable]

im hungry too!!!

[AbsoluteVeronica]

"as juicy as a thigh" - hilarious!

[ThisReallyIsNotDavid]

Pokemon = Win.

On a side note, I laughed my ass off at the first line.

xD

[TheCaittt]

poke gay men! my favorite video ever

[tnt5000]

lol shoe-mes

[gageoates]

haha that was hilarious

[skatingjim9412]

i watch this everyday and everyday i laugh my ass off

[Gamer4672]

1:05....damn....lol this kid seriously needs another hobby XD

[jonnyy28]

haha thats so funny the subtitles make it

[brianjman14]

POKEMON! GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! I'm hungry too.... lol

[awesomeXDproductions]

i watched this like 5 times soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo funnyXD

[Carnage1235]

"The force is with Pikachu" Hahahahah.

[pacmen399]

as juicy as a thigh!!!!!!!! lmao i swear this has to be one of the best vids on the tube