【APH】Hatafutte parade America France review

[Squishyy123]

Like the Halloween theme. I see what you did there Himaruya.

In other news, I'm really into the whole Freedom Parade idea! But that may be due to my state as a huge America fan.

Though he should really swallow his damn food before opening his mouth.

And France? Please tone down the "romance romance romance kisses and chocolate and sex" theme that seems to follow you everywhere you go.

Actually, please don't. You wouldn't be the same without it. :)

[MyByakuran]

LISTEN UP PEOPLE IF U LUV FRANCE!!!!DX

can someone upload france`sCHARACTER SONGyoutube has removed it and i wanna get back if u love france UPLOAD!!!!!! :D

[LinsAnime1]

GO CHAINSAW! Lol, is France the next victim?

[ShinyDoll143]

France is supposed to be a ghost, girls. Cuz French ghost story's are fripping SCARY. Nightmare inducing tales, really...

[OROgoldenpair1]

just a torn up scarf or linen. torn up scarf or linen. torn up scarf or linen. Just keep telling yourself that and sooner or later you'll come to believe it. :D but seriously, i mean, look at america's jacket. it more or less has the same features (ends) just bigger. and as to comment on the songs... of course america would talk about food. and of course france would sound like a pervert to everyone here. XD

[DatLexy]

Is that what I think that is on France's head? O.O

EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUN

[Narutoandothermanga]

@DatLexy It's a torn head veil thing. :| (That or a failed crepe. XD )

If you notice, there's a couple of torn items on him actually.

[DatLexy]

@Narutoandothermanga Oh Pfft XD

[SuperRainbowCat]

Im gonna get thumbed down so hard for this but...

France has jizz on his head!!!!!! :V

it was worth it...

[AxisPowersHetaliaLvr]

@SuperRainbowCat actually, it's quite believable...he is france after all

[TheXAnimeXAlchemist]

america sounds so american.

[TheWarwolf10]

XD FREEDOM PARADE!

[TheMoonPower]

You can hear the sex in France's voice.

[Greystar589]

(lyrics cont.)

France: In my right hand is a bouquet! In my left hand is a belle femme (beautiful girl)!

Sprinkling love, it's a le defile des baisers (parade of kisses)!

Towards the enchanting world, allons-y (let's go)!

Take our hands, make a circle, spin, and it's the earth!

Mmm...*kiss kiss* I'm in the best condition!

Rouge (red), blanc (white), and bleu (blue) make my tricolor!

Everything is beautiful! Hetalia!

[HaloGamerBTR]

...What....Was...That...Sound.­..FRANCIS!!!!

[sessys1luver]

@HaloGamerBTR Lol it sounds like the thing the French do..you know, the one kiss on each cheek :)

[HaloGamerBTR]

@sessys1luver ohohohohohohoho my french mind thought it was pervier <3~

[FmaFanX3]

0:54 raoylno no perse.... in finnish perse means ass XDDD

[ABchihuahua98]

*needs English subs like insanity* I'm sorry, but it's kind of irritating when you don't even know what your own country is saying about itself XD

I understood most of the mixed in lines and something sounded quite a bit like "hey, let's go!" though I may be wrong XD

[Greystar589]

@ABchihuahua98

America: In my right hand is a hamburger! In my left hand is a shake!

Eating burgers, drinking shakes, it's a freedom parade!

Towards the enchanting world, welcome!

Take our hands, make a circle, spin, and it's the earth!

With big size French fries, I'm in the best condition!

Our priority in the world is proved by stars and stripes!

I'll announce your roles! You'll all be my back up!

[GamagothRULES]

Ah America, so annoying~

[xArtriz]

I wonder what other song was part of America's bit? Like in the Maru Kaite Chikyuu one XD

[HetaliaRockz]

France could rape me anyday he wants!!!

*Fanboy scream*

He is sooo HAWT.. >.<

[TripleKekkon]

@HetaliaRockz Pfft that is awesome

[tehachi]

"in my right hand there's a belle femme"

Who do you think it's the belle femme he's talking about? England? Canada? Seychelles? ;DDDDD

[HasraX]

@tehachi The world

[Narutoandothermanga]

How come when America shows his satisfaction of his food in a rude way, everyone says, "Aww so adorable," but when France does so in a very sensible and far more polite manner, everyone's all like, "WTF FRANCE IS A RAPIST OMG RAPE"? =A=;; France didn't talk with food in his mouth at least. He even stopped his singing. What a gentlemen.

[MagicalRicePudding]

France, I love your background music but OH GOD 1:03 SCARRED ME FOR LIFE ;A;

America! So cute and tone deaf as always~ -w-

[Narutoandothermanga]

@MagicalRicePudding He was eating a delicious meal... CAN A MAN EAT A DELICIOUS MEAL WITHOUT SOMEONE BEING SCARRED FOR LIFE?! D:< IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR A MAN TO PARTAKE OF A DELICIOUS MEAL WITHOUT SOMEONE CONDEMNING HIM FOR IT?!?! GAAAAAAAAAAAH!

[MagicalRicePudding]

@Narutoandothermanga ...... owo LOL WUT. When your mind is in the gutter 24/7, everything sounds wrong to you. So like, don't gripe so much about it. People hear things differently than other people, and that's just what it sounded like to me. And since he canonically goes around naked and stuff, it didn't seem too far off. I honestly love France and all of his pervy tenancies, but I've read enough doujins to be affected by such a sound, thank you very much. =w=

[Narutoandothermanga]

@MagicalRicePudding I was kidding about being enraged here, worry not. XD I should say, that's my faux anger typing. (Apparently it's not obvious that it's not meant to represent my real emotions? I thought the smiley had established that. D: I'll just have to start making it a bit more clear.)

You think I'd really get angry because of that? owo;; Pfft, no.

But in all seriousness, I don't know if gutter-minding everything is a good thing. :|

[MagicalRicePudding]

@Narutoandothermanga XD Wow, you actually sounded genuinely peeved to me, so I was like wat. ouo I've seen people get annoyed over the most weirdest things, so yeah, ah hah. xD

Yeah, the gutter mind thing has caused many problems, but once you're in, you can't get out. =w=

[Narutoandothermanga]

@MagicalRicePudding Nah I like to pretend like I'm mad a lot. Sorry, let me rephrase that. XD When I type in an angry manner that just seems ridiculous, enraged silly smileys and everything, then I'm just playing around. >w< If I'm really angry about something, I won't use smileys and I won't excessively use caps; I'll type as calmly and to the point as I can. XD;; I guess I SERIOUSLY need to make sure people can tell the difference! ;A; Sorry I came off as peeved!

And I know right... OTL

[hetaria0923]

こにたん何でもすごすぎるー(*[∂]ω[∂])

[theabbynica]

where can i download 8D

[SakebiVampire0]

1:03 *DROOOLLL* O__O

[RukiaKuchiki1555]

@SakebiVampire0 Whats France doing @ 1:03 ????? x3 jkjk xDD 83

[SakebiVampire0]

@RukiaKuchiki1555 something with canada??? O_O

[ChipmunkNationFan200]

Is it just me or does France's singing make you wanna hide under the bed?

[HasraX]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 It isn't just you. I mean, his song makes you feel like he's standing right behind you with cat ears and roses adorning his vital regions. Can anyone say Christmas Rampage France?

[Narutoandothermanga]

@HasraX No, it makes me feel like hes singing the song. :|

[Bluemoon8224]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 He'll hide under with you c:

[ChipmunkNationFan200]

@Bluemoon8224 D: nuuuuuu!

[Narutoandothermanga]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 If you can't handle France then move to Turkey. :|

His singing elicits no form of fear from me whatsoever...neither does the sound of him enjoying a cake, UK, baguette, or whatever.

[1337sir]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 Make me wanna go WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH­HHHH like he did in the full version

[spootization]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 for some ppl- IN the bed! XD

[SandvichEqualsTasty]

@ChipmunkNationFan200 Forget hiding under the bed. It was 1:04 that made my skin crawl and make me want to jump out of my (second story) window. And I LIKE France.

[202cardline]

France's smacking noise, I don't know if it's some sort of play on words or not...

But it scarred me for life. 0_0

[shimigamiapple]

@202cardline i just thought he was eating or something ;_;

[FuzenKitsune]

LOL@FRANCE:

"In my left arm is a beautiful woman"

[chocolatecheese08]

@FuzenKitsune And I'm pretty sure he says "In my right arm is you" XD

"Migite ni wa anata wa~♪" or something along the lines of that :D

[FuzenKitsune]

@chocolatecheese08 That's exactly what I meant, lol. xDDD But still. ;w;

[chocolatecheese08]

@FuzenKitsune Ah I see... oh well XD The basic meaning is, he's appealing to the fangirls :D

[Fuki3000]

America, your obnoxious voice is one of the only ones that I can deal with it, b/c you're soo cute!

[IcyMuffinChan]

Oh America, your tone-deafness, it kills me. Kills me with cute. X3

[completechaos7]

wuts that on france's head.....yet to surprise me france -.-

[Diamonandia]

Omg, this is going to follow me in mah sleep D:

[Cheabos]

Is America eating something...?

[bongdari24]

@Cheabos Yes, at 0:04 - 0:09 he said A hamburger in his right hand. A shake in his left...

[Narutoandothermanga]

@Cheabos Lol, both America and France are eating something in their songs. <3

[uneccessary]

America so badass.

[AuroraPleiadesWarrio]

I just noticed.......America is holding a chainsaw....O_o;

[ChocoLeibniz94]

@AuroraPleiadesWarrio he could be cosplaying Jason the chainsaw massacre from friday the 13th 8D

[xXShaichanXx]

@AuroraPleiadesWarrio America-> Ronald Knox -> Grell Sutcliff -> Chainsaw -> Kuroshitsuji -> Hetalia look alikes -> Hetalia

IT ALL CONNECTS. O.o

[InvincibleHiro]

@XBunnyxchanXx Like,totally! xD

[Blaise19]

I LOVE AMERICA'S VERSION! But I really like America's Marukaite Chikyuu as well. I dunno, I like how his always has an original technological American popular music twist.

LOL! France! Whatever he's eating sounds good, I mean he stops in the middle of the song to smack his lips~

[klrockstar101]

@Blaise19 He isn't eating. Those are kissy noises..

[Blaise19]

@klrockstar101 omfg, Now it's hilarious!

[Sorryspammer13]

@klrockstar101 To Englan---- -SHOT-

[gamergirlz11]

@Sorryspammer13 Whats -SHOT- mean??

[Sorryspammer13]

@gamergirlz11 It's a fangirl term I guess...? I don't know how to describe it really but... It's like your sentence was cut off because you got shot.... By someone...?

I don't know how to describe it well I'm sorry D:

[AnimeMangaFanGirl7]

@gamergirlz11 I think it means they should be shot for what they said? I'm not sure, but that's what I think. Maybe you should look it up. Check 'UrbanDictionary(.)com' without parenthasies of course. If that doesn't work google it then try yahoo and bing. If that doesn't work ask someone that uses it a lot.

[FuzenKitsune]

@gamergirlz11 It basically means someone is shooting you. Basically the same as *dies*, *chokes* *laughs* etc.

[KiraIsFivePercent]

I love how America is always stuffing his face with a hamburger but... we like other junk food too. XD

And France? ....You just frighten me. WTF was that Mmm thing?

[TheMegaMagikarp]

I have to admit, America's Hatafutte Parade is nowhere near as good as his Marukatie Chikyuu. But still awesome.

[XXXXnarukoXXXX9]

@TheMegaMagikarp well the whole song is actually great you jus have to listen 2 all of it

[MichiruKaiou22]

0.0

[GheyGirl]

Fail rap America, fail. XD

[apparentlyimapsycho]

Dans ma main droite, il y a un bouquet

Dans ma main gauche, il y a une belle femme

LOL!!!!!!!!

[deidaraismylove]

hehe i'm proud of being a french ;)

[MsDiscoBunny]

ARE YOU READY!?

No no I'm not please no.

*dragged into song*

[LMLLO]

America>>>>>>France

UWAWAWAWA~<3 SO AWESOME~~<3

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

ARE

YOU

Ready?

OAO; NO

*song starts*

*dies*

[XOzebraprintOX]

whenever i hear America's theme, i have to get up and dance.;D

[zetsu12345678910]

ARE.

YOU.

READY.

derp.

[CodedbyDays]

Zero people- wait, no one disliked this? That just shows how awesome America is.

[TornadoFawkes]

ARE YOU READY?

Hell yeah xDD

[KiraShiki]

<3 France.

AND YES AMERIKA I AM READY FOR SE- /shot

[KairiBattyChan]

YES. I'M. READY.

[xDeppFreak]

Does anybody know when Russia and China's hatafutte will be released? ^^

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

@xDeppFreak Oh i hope its soon CUZ I WANNA HEARS IF CHINA HAS A KILLER DRUM BEAT(like his marukaite chikyuu)

[HikariConchitaRosex]

@xDeppFreak

Their Hatafutte will be released on Decemeber 22. There's already a preview of both of their versions if you look around.

And, I love America's. <3

[xDeppFreak]

@HikariConchitaRosex Thank you! ^^ I heard the preview... It was so.. cute.. ;A;

[darkPhoenix54]

DOCTOR! :D

[KaoruHitachiinBunny]

Er EPIC!

[MizuTakishima3]

America's made me lol so much

I giggled at France's at first, but then I swooned XD

[DarkFadedShadow]

My friend had told me that America's version of this ending was a combo of techno and rap. It seemed so rediculous that I didn't believe her...

...I will never doubt her again...

[cloudybitbit6]

I think I died happy and got ressurected again when France made that smooch sound...

[mewlemonwoof]

ZOMG! FRANCE SAID ALLONS-Y! ALLOOONNNSS-Y!

[EngelYumi]

sounded like france had too swallow something

[BossyEditorSan]

Uhm what does America say at the "andiamo" part? I know it's each specific language and Iggy's got "let's go!" but...I can understand him

[USODALOL]

@BossyEditorSan i think he says WELCOME!

but im not suure.

[originalNl1010]

@BossyEditorSan He says "Welcome" and the Japanese word for Welcome in the background.

[bananafaerieV2]

@BossyEditorSan WELCOME!

[BossyEditorSan]

One thing I like about america's song is how...mixed they are? It's just another reflection cuz my friend from Venezuela asked me why our music is so mix-matched. But I still like it :3

[tino1102]

=_=" america's one is too ridiculous xD

[xXLunarEclipse896Xx]

America's is okay, but it the music kind of gets annoying. Pretty much ALL of his songs are a strange mix of rap, rock, and techno. It's like they're trying to make a Lady Gaga soundtrack, but they're failing at it.

France's is... I'm scared. It sounds like he's trying to get you into his bed.

But I still love them both~!

[hrrrkiki42]

@xXLunarEclipse896Xx You know that France IS trying to get you into his bed with every song he makes, right?

[NinjaWormsOfFun]

what is on france's head...?

[xXLunarEclipse896Xx]

@NinjaWormsOfFun In all honesty, I'm somewhat afraid to know.

[WTFrance]

America = rapper

France = raper

Learn the difference. It could save your life.

[GreenThunderVlog]

@WTFrance lol same thing lmao.

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

@WTFrance so in other words

America = Eminem(BuT BETTER 8D)

France=Bed intruder(he climbin in you windows)

[MsDiscoBunny]

@WTFrance XD

[AlexBaby1234Sims]

@WTFrance It could?

D:

[emrox61]

@WTFrance I LOVE your name! I agree with it 100%, as well as with your message.

[kokeshigirl101]

@WTFrance And your chastity.

[bloodredeyes666]

FREEDOM PARADE!!!!!!!1one

What does France have in his hands? A flower and..? I dunno, lol.

[FlyleafFan14]

@bloodredeyes666 "Belle Femme"- a pretty lady, I think...

[Kookieroachalala]

*sing France sing* ... Mmmm... *lip smack*

Hide the children. O_O

[VaatisApprentice]

....

Oh, America. *shakes head, grinning*

AND FRANCE THIS ALMOST MADE ME FORGIVE YOU

[SayuriMatachashi]

OMG FRANCE <3

[iCresselia]

France has a sexy voice~ <3 AND AMERICA'S OMG I CAME

[Marayelen1994]

Jajaja France has panties on his head ;D

Lol and yaaaaay America

Totally in love with his version~

[Germtalia]

@Marayelen1994 oh i htought he was a gentleman ghost

probably peeking i nwindows

[YaoiChan101]

Can't say I'm a big fan of America's... But France's singing, OMG~~<3

(Still prefer MKC though...~ *shot*)

[catgirl418]

...I think I prefer Maru Kaite Chikyuu. These new ones are kinda scaring me.

[twistedscenery]

alfred's version....LMAO!!!! perfect reason why he's one of my favs xD he's so adorable and energetic (and down right dumb when he has his moments)

[kidzncats1]

LolFrance :)

[ChineseJellyfishes]

It definitely needs more BGmusic... both of them

[Ninokta]

ARE. YOU READY. Oh my god XDDDD

America, you are incredible.

France epic WIN!

[NitroZTH]

America version WIN!

But France version...... it makes me scare....

[ValleyDolls8]

i love the others...but america...???god...

[yaoiisfun96]

I seriously spazzed as soon as America's version started.... OMG OMG OMG.... >w<

<33333333

[MascheraDiMusica]

And people wonder why I like Hetalia. Pshh. They're the stupid ones. ;D

[TheDicloniusninja]

awesome :DDDD

[Oosutoria]

ARE YOU READY. x3 I love Americas Hatafutte parade!

[bananafaerieV2]

Wow. I could not understand a word of what America was yelling about.

...I LOVE IT.<3

[KolkolRussia]

My ears got raped a thousand times. My ears are practically bleeding

due to this. <3 I Love it!

[Krisseron24]

Haha when France said "allons-y" I had flashbacks of the 10th doctor XD

[XxGawdImWeirdLOLxX]

xDDDD I LOVE IT!! xDD

[cakeaphobe]

Oh America, I'm sorry I can't stand to listen to you sing.

[Dangerpro09]

Omg America's rap is awesome. 

[vanya0chan]

America. What the fuck. o__o

[rk0228]

France must be put to prison for multiple ear-rapes.

Kyaaa~! 1:15 is the bast @.@

[Azuroru]

Oh god my expectations for America's version were so low but HOLY CRAP IT'S SO AMAZING FFFFFF STAAZ AND STRIPES

But is it just me or does France sound... I don't know how to put it, but he sounds so strange compared to the other songs he did. xD;

[frankm89]

"ARE YOU READY."

No. Not at all. I'm still in shock.

[puffysalmander]

LOL on Alfred!!!!!!!!!

[Narutoobsessions2]

Oh France! My ears have been well and truly raped >.< But I wouldn't have it any other way!

What the hell is on his head in the picture though? On second thought...I don't want to know O_o

[MissaKinz2358]

@Narutoobsessions2 Since you don't wanna know, I shall tell you >|D

Lul, it's just some of the halloween chibi's Himaruya posted on his blog XD

[HappyRainbowgeek819]

I love them both so hard.. WHY SO CUTE AMERICA AND WHY SO SEXY FRANCE?

[xAishiteruze]

... The more I listen this, the more I start to like it.

GOSH ALFRED. WHY SO ADORABLE? D:

( Not that you hear me complain

- Creepy stalkerish giggle - )

\(=w=)/

[kokutokarinko]

イタちゃん、イギリス・・・絶好↑調

アメリカ・・・絶好調↑↑

フランス・・・絶↑好↑調↑

この二人絶好調すぎるｗｗ

[haniwa0x0]

freedom parade（笑）

[OtakuKeko0016]

AHAHAHA~ Oh Alfred, you and your laughing in every song! x3

France's song is as RAEPTASTIC as all his other ones~

THIS. IS. AWESOME. Thanx for sharing!

[breble]

pfff Alfred you and your crappy remixes

[BaranoOtome]

Are-you-ready~!

xD Oh god!! This is so awesome */*!! I was waiting to this since the Engand's hatta futte complete version cames out ~

Oh America <3 <3 <3 <3

France sings so well but... I think America's hatta futte is better ~

[KiraYoite]

i live it the voice of america xDDDDDDDD

me encanta la voz de america xDDDDD

gracias por subirlo!!!!!

[BakaxAmore]

Oh GAWD, France. I love you and all, but...that was kinda scary. XD

[TheSakuraCard]

I love the ARE YOU READY? part in America's song XDD Even though I want him to sing at least ONE song seriously, it's Alfred. You can't really expect that from him XD France kind of scares me a little but still very smooth and silky XD I can't wait till the fulls come out!

[sukilunaAME]

mein gott <3

[KaitousBlackWings]

XDDDD Aaaaah America, I love you for being so adorable, but I'm sick of all the remixes!!! XDDDD

[xBeadleChickx]

Can I just listen to Alfred sing all the time for the rest of my life?

( ALFRED, WHY SO GOOD AT SINGING? <3 )

[COOKIEMARIANNE]

I know I already commented, but I just thought of something: According to the wikia, the others' version of this song had a remix of the county's national anthem to fit the music of the song during the second instrumental break. So. Does this mean we are going to have The Star-Spangled Banner remixed into THAT? If so, I will have to sue the whoever made the song, for I will be dieing of happy laughter.

[KeybladerDef]

@COOKIEMARIANNE don't trust Wikipedia, or any other wiki for that matter, anyone can change information.

[COOKIEMARIANNE]

@KeybladerDef It was the show's wikia not the normal one. Well, I know its true for Romano's at least. A Part of Italy's anthem is remixed and looped. But admit it, it would be kick-ass to hear the star-spangled banner in that tune.