@CrazyKawasakiRider Actually it's Akmed if you use the Arabic spelling. In Arabic, their "K" is pronounced as sort of a "CH" sound with spit. It was sort of a way of moistening a dry mouth while speaking.
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it's achmed not akmed
trinsualt 1 month ago
yes achmed should get paid more...
trinsualt 1 month ago
See? I dont have any buttocks.
eliselillebostad 2 months ago
lol he needs liginments for hiz feet
sasukejoshua 3 months ago
Waaaaaaaahaha
Wimpoman 3 months ago
I love your videos never stop making them!!!!!!!
4cuzhmsn 3 months ago
HA! Achmed: "Can I kill you know"?
Jeff: "Sure".
Achmed: "Screw you....."
candkatie11 3 months ago
Lol Jeff Durham spells it Achmed.
crimsonxxfang 3 months ago
:D
Aranylotusz 3 months ago
@mitchelthecake STFU DONT BOTHER SARA THTS JUST RUDE !!!!!!!!!
HRKVR1 3 months ago
And some of you dont know who that doll is meant by......
sarah14250 3 months ago
Why are you all making fun of Islam? That's just not right at all! You are making fun of my religion... So plz stop it people!
sarah14250 3 months ago
i like watching achmed's eye brows
innaxdance 3 months ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY AKMED? It's spelled AHMED. You idiots!
sarah14250 3 months ago
@sarah14250 No Its Not Akmed Or Ahmed Its ACHMED
MitchellTheCake 3 months ago
1:05 hahahahahha...........
SuperAaaaa123456 4 months ago
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fix my foot
gearbreaker09 4 months ago
fix my foot
gearbreaker09 4 months ago
It's Ahmed not achmed or akmed , am arabian and i know who to spell an arabian name ;))!
7my33n 4 months ago
@7my33n sorry to say but its achmed
1amswoma1 4 months ago
his right arm is dislocated
ZeldaOcarinaForever 4 months ago
NO! IT IS AXCHMED!
2010Nodari 4 months ago
its AXMED
tthepretender12 4 months ago
It's AHMED..
SuperMoekey 4 months ago
@SuperMoekey nooo , its ACHMED !!!! , dumb much ...
Baby2010Gal 4 months ago
It's spelled... a... C... Flemch
jagslayer 4 months ago
Its Better Wen There's An Audience!
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if you can't spell his name right, don't post a video.
MrHatSpeaks 5 months ago
i didn't buy the dvd i purchased it there's a difference
98SuperColton 5 months ago
Trust me if you're a terrorist that's funny stuff :D
Fornaxe05 5 months ago
It's "ACHMED"
CrazyKawasakiRider 5 months ago
@CrazyKawasakiRider Actually it's Akmed if you use the Arabic spelling. In Arabic, their "K" is pronounced as sort of a "CH" sound with spit. It was sort of a way of moistening a dry mouth while speaking.
Koniving 5 months ago
1:46 --> 1:58 LMFAO
kojo151 5 months ago
"Can I kill you now?" "sure"
bikerboy2016 5 months ago
I keel you XD
TheAwesomesky 5 months ago
you spelled Achmed wrong
Frost4484 5 months ago
someday i want to go and watch him ...
CrazyIvchoo1 6 months ago
Jeff is Jack bauer with a sense of humour. So alike in looks and character(getting the job done)
flyalmasters 6 months ago
I kill you
chauck12345 7 months ago
What does Achmed say at 0:39 after "Kill you, you...." ??
Haninski 7 months ago
@Haninski he says Kill you you motherless--" "What'd you say?"
101speedsketch 7 months ago
@101speedsketch
Thank you!
Haninski 7 months ago
@Haninski I kill u you motherless
Puppetkings167 7 months ago
@Haninski Kill you, You Motherless.
xatuser1 5 months ago
"walter"
"Kill Him"
"Peanut"
"I Kill Him"
"And Of course Achmed"
"Now That is one funny guy"
AngusYoungFan96 10 months ago 3
It's weird with out the laughing audience!!!!
iluvtasha111 10 months ago 3
@iluvtasha111 still good
BlablablaMrFreeeman 9 months ago
@iluvtasha111 yes yes it is
12larue 6 months ago
@iluvtasha111
but funnier in my opinion :D
cocaB7ksa 6 months ago
Achmend: can I kill you now?
Jeff: sure
Achmend: screw you!
Lol WTF? xD
Xenocrosser 10 months ago 2
u spelled achmed wrong
janesisco 11 months ago
ITS ACHMED O.o insultorz
VocaloidsRule1 1 year ago
its terrorist humor fix my foot an- fix my other foot a- FIX MY FOOT!!!!!!!
AthyNa100 1 year ago
No Idea! Who Knew! kill you LMAO
truemetal411 1 year ago
Spelling achmed a....c....flim...
Destruction891 1 year ago
ACHMED!!! ACH...MED
hachey93 1 year ago
wow he cant evan spell ACHMED its not akmed
HALKETT07 1 year ago
@HALKETT07 @ what????? evan????? hahahahahahahaahahahahaha
ronan12341000 11 months ago
its not that funny without the distorted laughter!
handpuppetshowshow 1 year ago
whispering: "i kill you..." :'DDDD ahahaha
gammahandler 1 year ago
achmed: i kill.
jeff: i heard that
achmed: what
jeff: oh me, oh, that's just a joke hahah.
AngusYoungFan96 1 year ago
Can I kill u now.
Yes.
Screw u
nudekid553 1 year ago
Achmed pick up the phone achmed, pick up the phone its gonna blow BOOM!!
ugety 1 year ago
Achmed:Fix meh foot.
Jeff:Sorri
Achmed:It very dark. Fix my other foot.
Jeff:Sorri
Achmed:If you were-FIX MY OTHER FRICKEN FOOT! I kill u!
Acrodents 1 year ago 6
Walter - I Kill Him
Peanut - I Kill HIM
And Achmed - Now That Is A Funny Guy
Love It :)
2AAHM 1 year ago 4
FIX HIS FOOT geez
TheHurricane98 1 year ago
LMAO!!
muskieify 1 year ago
fix my other foot
utahninja101 1 year ago
jajajaja
disis4ever 1 year ago
Can i kill you now :D
minimen6666 1 year ago
1,000,000 thanks to Amazon....
Blow them up
TheEggdude16 1 year ago
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Damn! "Achmed the dead terrorist" is the funniest show I've ever seen! XD
CriticalBasterd 1 year ago
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CriticalBasterd 1 year ago
fix my foot lol
connorrockinit09 1 year ago 3
feet thing was hilarious
itsnotmiley 1 year ago
its achmed not akmed
fladoodle66 1 year ago
Spelled ahmed i think
MrParam0re 1 year ago
its spelled "achmed" not akmed
kaberichatterjee1 1 year ago
I saw his mouth move.
Starbat88 1 year ago
Can I keel u?
Sure
Screw u...
bestusername3v3Ri 1 year ago
fix my foot,, fix my other foot,,,
seacruch 1 year ago
hahahaha...
ronixtabz 1 year ago
kill you
seacruch 1 year ago
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vtboi1234 1 year ago
@vtboi1234
Umm No It Is Achmed..
It Is On Jeff Dunham's Site o.O
weaselm01 1 year ago
@vtboi1234 ACHMED NOT ACHMAN
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Cursedmarkchris10 1 year ago
!!! great!!! it's succes!
Avesatan6661 1 year ago
fix my foot, fix my other foot, fix my othere foot.Lol
OpticalShasows 1 year ago
thank you we are very grateful, i kill you...
LOL
Merisa92 1 year ago
ACHMED not AKMED
xtremetwe 1 year ago 4
Im going to see him tommorow
SgtReviewer 1 year ago
LOL! fix my foot... ok where was i.. fix my other foot.
91Ceejay 1 year ago 19
since when does Jeff Dunham have glasses?!D:
He looks so...old xD
but since when does he has them?
123LoViNg321 1 year ago 2
Aww i love achemed he is one hell of a funny guy
irakees8 1 year ago
ha ha funny
chauntelle1997 1 year ago
SIlence I kill You.
10thslayer 1 year ago 4
its achmed. not akmed.
d3vil2007 1 year ago 4
great one lol
I loved it
beehaooooo 1 year ago 2
its achmed not akmed
royalfootballman 1 year ago 4
u motherless!!! =))) f2...i kill u!!!
AndrewInLove 1 year ago 3
lol achmed is awesome
blacknight434 2 years ago 2
hahaha
DarkEarthDragon01 2 years ago
Now that is one funny guy" lol.
(you spelt Achmed wrong)
LydVids1 2 years ago 4
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LydVids1 2 years ago
its sounds so empty without a roaring crowd, shud record everybody who have watched this i think
emsqua 2 years ago 3
lol
jerojero1 2 years ago
omg lol akmed ? it's achmed or ahmed
coolgogy 2 years ago
Fix my other freaking foot LMAO
miuXgrimmjow18 2 years ago 3
rofl me too i just noticed achmed had a beard lmao
junkmandrunk 2 years ago
lol me 2
SilverGunZoO 2 years ago
X D :] :} ;] ;} WINK
joeshow300 2 years ago
i kill you
joeshow300 2 years ago 2
"Can i kill you now?"
"Sure"
"Screw you"
LMAO!
thejayman001 2 years ago 132
fix my foot _O_
Sustructy 2 years ago 5
Ahmed no akmed
gucio114 2 years ago 4
Achmed
hi5881447 2 years ago 4
thx to msn
right
blow them op
what
nothing
xD
makeit99 2 years ago
Woah, I just noticed Achmed had a beard.
ShapeofaHockeyMask 2 years ago 4
i kill you!
applefrapple 2 years ago 5
you spelled Ackmed wrong
mandudesirkid 2 years ago
so did you. its Achmed
chanjcw1 2 years ago 38
@chanjcw1 yeah.. but spelling shit says its ahmed... i kill it
lhtrf 2 years ago
HEY! It's spelled A-C-PHLEM-M-E-D!
Musicisliberation 2 years ago 5
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EI..SSII..FLEMCH...hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
mxriderHassy 2 years ago
so did you, it's "Achmed"
linken23 2 years ago 4
That's awesome
LN1990 2 years ago
what an angry skeleton
shadowsa2b 2 years ago
fix my foot HAAHAHAHAHAHA
swahini 2 years ago
fix my other frecking foot
Naruto3913 2 years ago 2
lol this is hilarious
AshleyLynn829 2 years ago
Can i kill you now? sure. Screw you. e_e
Lolz XD
InuyashaCutey 2 years ago
since when did Jeff wear glasses?
ujustgotpwned123 2 years ago
NO IDEA! WHO KNEW?! KILL YOU! lol
WerdUp234 2 years ago 5
his name is spelled achmed
Nissaniss4lyfe 2 years ago 4
ach chh chh
giggilamour 2 years ago
a-c-phlegm...
shadowsa2b 2 years ago
flemch :D
LN1990 2 years ago
@LN1990 to ujustgotpwned123 - i was thinking i was the only one who had noticed the glasses
mtlmggt 2 years ago
donate for achmed !! hes def. the best!
InforMedic 2 years ago
LOL my name is abdulla o sheeo cornflakes muhammed abdulla flower and im a terrorist
PkDramatic 2 years ago
lol
Randomvideos40 2 years ago
Fix my foot.. Fix my other foot... Fix my other foot!
SmokieRSWC 2 years ago 2
Achmed has tourettes lol
Xyleera8 2 years ago
i kill him..i kill him...now thats one funny guy.he should get paid more..dont you think?
TheDAGvieos1989 2 years ago 5
its very funny stuff fix my foot XD XD XD lmao...cmao
amyfan3000 2 years ago
fix my foot
aronady 2 years ago 2
haha
BSGhusker 2 years ago
I kill you hahaha omg lol very funny
saniagamias 2 years ago 2
HAHAHA omg so funnyy XDD!!
MakeDevilCry999 2 years ago
can i kill u now?
sure!
screw you xD
100ProcentsGameR 2 years ago 5
he got glasses
TREMHQ 2 years ago
1st 1 beta
seglan123 2 years ago
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candyqueen12345678 2 years ago
Love this very much fix foot
ellieedinburgh 2 years ago 3
HAHA
HOLLISKID23 3 years ago 5
is he a ventrilequist because u cant see his mouth move when akmed talks but it is still funny.
hkluva 3 years ago 4
hahahahah fucking funny sht!
kyaramendez 3 years ago
fix my foot
deora2dude 3 years ago
achmed is d don haha hes ill :D:D:D:D:D
jayhayes2007 3 years ago