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  • it's achmed not akmed

  • yes achmed should get paid more...

  • See? I dont have any buttocks.

  • lol he needs liginments for hiz feet

  • Waaaaaaaahaha

  • I love your videos never stop making them!!!!!!!

  • HA! Achmed: "Can I kill you know"?

    Jeff: "Sure".

    Achmed: "Screw you....."

  • Lol Jeff Durham spells it Achmed.

  • :D 

  • @mitchelthecake STFU DONT BOTHER SARA THTS JUST RUDE !!!!!!!!!

  • And some of you dont know who that doll is meant by......

  • Why are you all making fun of Islam? That's just not right at all! You are making fun of my religion... So plz stop it people!

  • i like watching achmed's eye brows

  • WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY AKMED? It's spelled AHMED.  You idiots!

  • @sarah14250 No Its Not Akmed Or Ahmed Its ACHMED

  • 1:05 hahahahahha...........

  • fix my foot

    

  • It's Ahmed not achmed or akmed , am arabian and i know who to spell an arabian name ;))!

  • @7my33n sorry to say but its achmed

  • his right arm is dislocated

  • NO! IT IS AXCHMED!

  • its AXMED

  • It's AHMED..

    

  • @SuperMoekey nooo , its ACHMED !!!! , dumb much ...

  • It's spelled... a... C... Flemch

  • Its Better Wen There's An Audience!

  • i didn't buy the dvd i purchased it there's a difference

  • Trust me if you're a terrorist that's funny stuff :D

  • It's "ACHMED"

  • @CrazyKawasakiRider Actually it's Akmed if you use the Arabic spelling. In Arabic, their "K" is pronounced as sort of a "CH" sound with spit. It was sort of a way of moistening a dry mouth while speaking.

  • 1:46 --> 1:58 LMFAO

  • "Can I kill you now?" "sure"

  • I keel you XD

  • you spelled Achmed wrong

  • someday i want to go and watch him ...

  • Jeff is Jack bauer with a sense of humour. So alike in looks and character(getting the job done)

  • I kill you

  • What does Achmed say at 0:39 after "Kill you, you...." ??

  • @Haninski he says Kill you you motherless--" "What'd you say?"

  • @101speedsketch

    Thank you!

  • @Haninski I kill u you motherless

  • @Haninski Kill you, You Motherless.

  • "walter"

    "Kill Him"

    "Peanut"

    "I Kill Him"

    "And Of course Achmed"

    "Now That is one funny guy"

  • It's weird with out the laughing audience!!!!

  • @iluvtasha111 still good

  • @iluvtasha111 yes yes it is

  • @iluvtasha111

    but funnier in my opinion :D

  • Achmend: can I kill you now?

    Jeff: sure

    Achmend: screw you!

    Lol WTF? xD

  • u spelled achmed wrong

  • ITS ACHMED O.o insultorz

  • its terrorist humor fix my foot an- fix my other foot a- FIX MY FOOT!!!!!!!

  • No Idea! Who Knew! kill you LMAO

  • Spelling achmed a....c....flim...

  • ACHMED!!! ACH...MED

  • wow he cant evan spell ACHMED its not akmed

  • @HALKETT07 @ what????? evan????? hahahahahahahaahahahahaha

  • its not that funny without the distorted laughter!

  • whispering: "i kill you..." :'DDDD ahahaha

  • achmed: i kill.

    jeff: i heard that

    achmed: what

    jeff: oh me, oh, that's just a joke hahah.

  • Can I kill u now.

    Yes.

    Screw u

  • Achmed pick up the phone achmed, pick up the phone its gonna blow BOOM!!

  • Achmed:Fix meh foot.

    Jeff:Sorri

    Achmed:It very dark. Fix my other foot.

    Jeff:Sorri

    Achmed:If you were-FIX MY OTHER FRICKEN FOOT! I kill u!

  • Walter - I Kill Him

    Peanut - I Kill HIM

    And Achmed - Now That Is A Funny Guy

    Love It :)

  • FIX HIS FOOT geez

  • LMAO!!

  • fix my other foot

  • jajajaja

  • Can i kill you now :D

  • 1,000,000 thanks to Amazon....

    Blow them up

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  • fix my foot lol

  • feet thing was hilarious

  • its achmed not akmed

  • Spelled ahmed i think

  • its spelled "achmed" not akmed 

  • I saw his mouth move.

  • Can I keel u?

    Sure

    Screw u...

  • fix my foot,, fix my other foot,,,

  • hahahaha...

  • kill you

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  • @vtboi1234

    Umm No It Is Achmed..

    It Is On Jeff Dunham's Site o.O

  • @vtboi1234 ACHMED NOT ACHMAN

  • !!! great!!! it's succes!

  • fix my foot, fix my other foot, fix my othere foot.Lol

  • thank you we are very grateful, i kill you...

    LOL

  • ACHMED not AKMED

  • Im going to see him tommorow

  • LOL! fix my foot... ok where was i.. fix my other foot.

  • since when does Jeff Dunham have glasses?!D:

    He looks so...old xD

    but since when does he has them?

  • Aww i love achemed he is one hell of a funny guy

  • ha ha funny

  • SIlence I kill You.

  • its achmed. not akmed.

  • great one lol

    I loved it

  • its achmed not akmed

  • u motherless!!! =))) f2...i kill u!!!

  • lol achmed is awesome

  • hahaha

  • Now that is one funny guy" lol.

    (you spelt Achmed wrong)

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  • its sounds so empty without a roaring crowd, shud record everybody who have watched this i think

  • lol

  • omg lol akmed ? it's achmed or ahmed

  • Fix my other freaking foot LMAO

  • rofl me too i just noticed achmed had a beard lmao

  • lol me 2

  • X D :] :} ;] ;} WINK

  • i kill you

  • "Can i kill you now?"

    "Sure"

    "Screw you"

    LMAO!

  • fix my foot _O_

  • Ahmed no akmed

  • Achmed

  • thx to msn

    right

    blow them op

    what

    nothing

    xD

  • Woah, I just noticed Achmed had a beard.

  • i kill you!

  • you spelled Ackmed wrong

  • so did you. its Achmed

  • @chanjcw1 yeah.. but spelling shit says its ahmed... i kill it

  • HEY! It's spelled A-C-PHLEM-M-E-D!

  • so did you, it's "Achmed"

  • That's awesome

  • what an angry skeleton

  • fix my foot HAAHAHAHAHAHA

  • fix my other frecking foot

  • lol this is hilarious

  • Can i kill you now? sure. Screw you. e_e

    Lolz XD

  • since when did Jeff wear glasses?

  • NO IDEA! WHO KNEW?! KILL YOU! lol

  • his name is spelled achmed

  • ach chh chh

  • a-c-phlegm...

  • flemch :D

  • @LN1990 to ujustgotpwned123 - i was thinking i was the only one who had noticed the glasses

  • donate for achmed !! hes def. the best!

  • LOL my name is abdulla o sheeo cornflakes muhammed abdulla flower and im a terrorist

  • lol

  • Fix my foot.. Fix my other foot... Fix my other foot!

  • Achmed has tourettes lol

  • i kill him..i kill him...now thats one funny guy.he should get paid more..dont you think?

  • its very funny stuff fix my foot XD XD XD lmao...cmao

  • fix my foot

  • haha

  • I kill you hahaha omg lol very funny

  • HAHAHA omg so funnyy XDD!!

  • can i kill u now?

    sure!

    screw you xD

  • he got glasses

  • 1st 1 beta

  • Love this very much fix foot

  • HAHA

  • is he a ventrilequist because u cant see his mouth move when akmed talks but it is still funny.

  • hahahahah fucking funny sht!

  • fix my foot

  • achmed is d don haha hes ill :D:D:D:D:D

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