Alternative Rugby Commentary - 2008 Super 14

[thereptileking1000]

nz r the only purvs wales rock so suck it asshole

[Discodark]

I've only just recently got into the ARC and these epic animations (fantastic work Jed and Fraser-from an Aussie!). I've worked out all the teams monikers mentioned but I don't know why/ how they got them- can anyone shed some light?

Tartan Mafia= Highlanders

Drop Bears = Reds

Little England Pony Club= Crusaders

Criminal Cavalry= Brumbies

H Corps (Royal New Zealand Hand Baggers)= Hurricanes

Filthy escapees from cell block S= Waratahs

Clap Corps- Chiefs

Jaffa Junta- Blues

[alternativebassist]

@Discodark

tartan mafia-highlanders, tartan...no?

drop bears=koalas

little England... aka Canterbury...England

criminal...aussie; come on!

hand baggers refers to the famous Umaga hand bag incident (I think)

once again...convicts

not too sure

punta del jaffa-means place of the gays; I'm not really sure what he has against Auckland :P

[GiefGoldPlx]

Everyone here needs to pipe down. This is just some banter.

[Sockinatoro]

@mrfijianbiscuit: i think in this example he is referring to the scrum-half (#9)...

[sickcuntsam]

this is the best rugby video i have ever seen

[mitchsabine12]

@mindispower

HAHAHAHAHAHA

you fuckin kiwi fraud. i'm gonna laugh so hard when richie 'hands in the ruck' mccaw and the rest of you sheep shagging fuckwits choke on homesoil. are you fucking serious cunt? lets have a look at some important facts. australia has the best world cup record, 2 wins, 1 runner up, one fourth. kiwi's lag behind ENGLAND in fourth.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[notifymyrobot]

@mitchsabine12 richie mccaw is so good he ahs his own nickname? cool.

[eshel120]

i saw this vid 3 times in a row and still, i didnt understood a word that fat guy was saying

[topalwaysdown]

What does he mean when he says "Grab your 9"? I know "stay on my 6" means stay behind me.

[MrFijianBiscuit]

@topalwaysdown 9mm Glock aka a "9"

[mindispower]

If SA and NZ ganged up on OZ, OZ would quit playing rugby. No need to gang up on the Wannabes.

[mrShowaddywaddy]

i have a question.....as far as rugby goes, do SA, NZ and Aus all fuckin hate each other? Or do SA and NZ gang up on Aus?

[fraserdldavidson]

@mrShowaddywaddy nz and sa have a respect for one another born from one of rugbys oldest rivalries. and everyone hates shackledraggers.

[shanghaitheory]

I thought everybody hated the knuckledragging meat eaters? :)

[JOONGSEIS]

@mrShowaddywaddy NZ SA and AUS are the top 3 and play in the Super 14.. mostly its a NZ or SA club team that goes on to win as talent is spread out in the AUS clubs.

NZ might hate AUS due to rugby rivalry but they respect their game all the same.. SA have a tough rep as well

[GiantsTom11]

ahaha 'ryan can take his privates and fuck off'

[springbokk4life]

Big fat biltong biting bastards...rofl

[dan2hamilton]

what is the name of that song in the begining

[Cryoah]

just look for the A-team song

[dan2hamilton]

ok thanks

[stiglas]

ha more ps than punta del jaffa

[kiwi539]

Related competitions

New Zealand::Air New Zealand cup

South Africa:::Currie cup

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This why they set Super 14 for Aussie LMAO

[limasnuevas]

y que carajo te cambia a vos eso pelotudo?

[RoryRedBrooklyn]

Hes a Wellie I guess then Im a Yank and have only barely broken the surface of NZ Slang and Aussie Slang. But I knew do you guys know the Flight of the Chonchords their great and from NZ.

[RoryRedBrooklyn]

Didnt have to call the Irish Pricks. But then again hes a New Zealander. Damn Jaffa

[spindaddy892]

best one you have made

[robbiebalboa]

i love the animation of the alternative correct me if i'm wrong is it a beer, pure genious.

[CalibraNut311]

Bloody amazing!! had me crying i was laughing so hard

[jimter10]

i reckon that's the best he's done, keep churning them out big man

[XxGoHabsGo31xX]

'a new black error'

'i fucking said ERA!'

LMAO!

[GanstaCricket]

fuckin awsome

[sklerad]

jaffa junta wahahaha classic

[Cassieleigh90]

fucking awesome, Engage!!!

[00mtig3r]

WhiteBuffalo81 = Cunt

[nzkiwipride]

this is such a great video. its genuinely fuckin hilarious.. ENGAGE!!

[kdeasy08]

ah now how are we pricks?

[Darkstarfmx]

lol. I saw that too. Bastards!

[ncarey01]

no thats the french

[Fasterguy]

Because you aren't bastards, twats, poofs or pervs and we know who you are.

[kdeasy08]

and who are we to u?

[TheRage2019]

crusaders in 2009!

[StFidjnr]

not looking good for the crusaders in that year.

[georgewtwat]

genuis!

[derdude02]

funniest stuff ever ...nice vids

[ncarey01]

lmao at the scotland text "who?"

and the welsh one says pervs

[su0rtin]

"peeves"

[ncarey01]

nope definately perves

[su0rtin]

P E E V S! PEEVS.

[VintageHori]

You are a clever clever bastard! cheers for the post

[CraigPatterson92]

these vids r legendary! whens the next one comin out?

[macker33]

good vid,,sounds like brent pope.

[JamieCollins10]

i love these vids

[mase1389]

this farkin brilliant, love it!

[trigah01]

chea chea thisz da shizz

[idontlivetoday]

LMAO fuckin brilliant

[Pieterseboy]

ja wat eva the bulls suck but dont talk bout out eating habits n 1 day the stormers will prevail n kick every ozzy n newasslands rugby team in the great words the voortrekkers ja nee

[fraserdldavidson]

what? dayz obvyuzly not teech u bokke to write n shit.

[davethe1aussie]

tahs!

[number1scatterbrain]

You bloody biltong-biting bah-stids...

[fdhugo]

rear gunner Wilkinson!!! fantastic

[cjr897]

Sad, yet true. HE's been crap this year, I guess its because of his injuries and the pressure on him

[StFidjnr]

ENGAGE!

[fobstar22]

Grab yer 9 n stay on my 6 hahaha

[fobstar22]

bahahah yeahyeaHHHHH hes da man

[tplaws101]

GO WELLINGTON HURRICANES!!!

[StFidjnr]

General Thian for nz pm

[MidnightCardinal]

most un PC thing i have ever seen... Brilliant!!!

[MidnightCardinal]

most un PC thing i have ever seen... Brilliant!!!

[FlankersWell]

Hahaha the drop bears...

[agentsarah6]

The Tah-Tahs don't seem to know how to play Rugby anymore...if they ever did.

[goodfella86]

Fuckin hilarious, and that's comin from this Irish 'prick'. Brilliant!

[corey376]

Aerial bombardment in the north...fucken gold dust Jed! Keep up the good work old son.

[userstrange]

Congrats from an italian "twat"!!! Haha, you man are legend!

[harryharrycase]

rear gunner wilkinson... gotta love that

[Monosomekid]

wow I never knew that a rugby player could be so smart to do this :P

[UHtiger]

come on, even if your not a kiwi you have to admit, thats some fucken funny shit, cher cher fraser, whens the next installment

[reaperchris13]

when we play, we hardly ever kick the ball....it's like last option on an option list of.....many moves and variations. as jed and fraser showed in the ten commandments....THOU SHALL NOT KICK THE BALL! RUN IT!

[odourlicous]

lol i love this! even if we are described as 'poofs' (yeh... its actually quite accurate) and i love the 'arial bombardment' comment! its so true! it ruins rugby!

[chav46]

im not a puff

[jatlasb]

don't take it so seriously. anyways, one of the glories of the internets is that you could indeed be a gigantic poof and nobody would know or even care. Anyways, a team with a guy named "wigglesworth" is bound to set off a few gaydars here and there. I mean, seriously. Wigglesworth? It's something a 5 year old names her teddy bear.

love what you've done with these, jedi and fraser. "Rear Gunner Wilkinson" great stuff. I only wish I knew what the hell you're saying half the time.

[daluter]

when I saw the very first England squad for the six nations, i was pissing myself.

I mean, how English can you get with a name like Wigglesworth? What's next Paddington Bear playing prop?

[Swanbow]

Lmao, ur all taking this alternative rugby abit too serouis I think its ment to be made in a lighthearted jokey way. Anyway lets hope these new rules don't mess up the super 14 this year. Btw no club team could win the six nations

[pcaseyx]

I know i should be offended at being called a prick but this lad is hilarious so i don't mind!

I'm more offended by the ascertion that the super 14 is entertaining........ did anyone else waste 80 minutes of their life last friday watching francois steyn attempt drop goals from his own 10m line??

[fraserdldavidson]

well, we only call you pricks to show you we love you. scotland wish they were 'pricks.'

nobody watches the south africans mate. check out the blues and the cru. and dont ry and tell me eiether of them wouldnt win the 6 nations neither!

hopefully see you for the uk tour!

[pcaseyx]

well fraser, i could throw in a dirty dig and ask how you think your club sides could beat the french when your national side can't........... but that would be unfair :)

but i accept that the six nations has been crap so far, the heineken cup has been excellant though. anyway, good job posting the videos, cheers, take it easy.

P.S. i'm irish, we're not part of the UK!!!!!

[fraserdldavidson]

haha! that old chestnut! well by that logic england are better than us? they beat france didnt they? and to that i say 'LIAR!'.

the 6 nations has been horrendous, ive been to a couple hc matches this year and i thought it was a touch average. saw a good clermon-wasps game tho. was exciting at least.

i think the all blacks are looking to play the irish arent they?

[MerckZ]

Ay, bollocks mate. Thou shalt rue not watching the Sharks...

[danluvsholly]

When's the UK tour theres a few of us in Torquay that would love see you guys in action, do you have a date yet?

[NZhouldhavewon]

"i funkin said era" thats awsome. "Arial bombardment" lol so true. nice vid

[anarchycastro]

fuckin hillaryass

[FlankersWell]

Hahaha i luv this stuff. They got d best everythig in that part of the world, rugby, weather, ppl, sense of humour etc.

And Im irish and i can c how we can be pricks sumtimes hahahaha.

Nad i luv the scots name: who? Hahaha

[rhysdabeast1]

sdfu leon u fucken nerd

careful of the drop bears boys

im from australia, scared ??

[fraserdldavidson]

we all are.

[rhysdabeast1]

not mr bigrt

hes a sheep shagger

[Bigrtftw]

GO THE ENGLAND PONY CLUB!

[fraserdldavidson]

fucking hell they look sharp this year. would take out the 6 nations at a gentle canter i would have thought.

[mattreid101]

Pentatute??

[bazza4573]

Mate, this is funny shit...looking forward to more. You doing a new one every week for super 14?

[fraserdldavidson]

not quite every week at the moment. every 2/3 weeks i reckon.

[chav46]

do u make them urself or do u just nick them off other people??

[fraserdldavidson]

i make them myself.

[chav46]

great job them m8

keep them coming PLZ

[thechiropractorjoyce]

haha gud work mate keep em comin down mate act brumbies!!!!

[edthered26]

Best game in the world. Name any other which involves the kicking arse of harder bastards!!!

[ThumpeRR]

its just brilliant guys. Brilliant!

Tartan mafia! Brilliant.

[edthered26]

legendary. I love the names of the 6 nations teams

[thechiropractorjoyce]

haha ya

ireland = pricks

scotland = who?

england = poofs

wales = pervs

france = bastards

italy = twats

legendary!

[UkmanicTom]

IRELAND PRICKS u got to be kinding right

[thechiropractorjoyce]

ya its only a laugh !!!!!

[buddn07]

err... pentatute? more kiwi lingo, or just showing my ignorance?

[Razielsr1]

Now that Kicks Ass!

[cheyanqui]

Amazing to think that a rugby player has his finger on the red button. After 9-11 I thought I'd trust any rugger with my life..

I guess Mssr. Bush is the exception to the rule

[Spook271]

Well done Kiwis, bliddy brilliant.

[zenboy64]

Brilliant! you fucken rock.

[rwolock]

Once again, mates, remember that it's not what Jed says (which is completely unintelligible) but the way that he says it. It's a rugby riff! Cheers to Fraser for the usual excellent job!

[duchats]

Starting the Year off in style...that has just got me excited about Code again! love it chaps!

[acd233]

I love it!!! Fraser, when are you coming back up to the Northern Hemisphere to commentate? I'm getting sick of the gaylords Butler and Moore commentating for the BBC on the 6 Nations.

[fraserdldavidson]

im here! london central my brother and always up for a beer!

[YoussefS]

haha, fucking great

[billmoowar]

Brilliant!

[adam872]

Fraser, champion as always. You blokes rock. Keep it up!

[cdneh]

hahahah that's HILARIOUS!!!

[rnaismith]

Fraser that was awesome dude.  Seriously brightened up what has been a devastating past two weeks here at Northeastern.

[fraserdldavidson]

big thanks to morgan for all his help with the audio mix. chur!

[KalboHK]

good on ya Jedi BTW ever heard of the Manila 10s?

[boozehag81]

Watch out get too good and us aussie's will claim you as one of us! piss funny mate keep them coming.

[KiwiBod]

A real belter Jed

Keep 'em coming!

[AlwaysBeamin]

Another stunning job!!! Love it, and keep em coming guys!

Thanks.

[jimdatulip]

as always, you guys do it well. jed, fraze - KEEP IT UP!!!

[jongleeeee]

omg, i love all these, and ill be sure to watch every match!

GO JED!

[fraserdldavidson]

just make sue you do! haha.

[thebigheathdog]

very good jed and fraze