Chris calls Kacey's father (11/14)

[Ivanov1690]

I like how Matt really stretches to uses "naïve" here and Chris still doesn't get he's a troll.

[ElectricFridge]

Thanks to this video, I will not be fucked up like him

[ApacheMan2K]

Chris: I... am an American! I am proud to be an American and I am STRONG. I am an individual...

You mooch off our taxpayer's expenses; you mocked 9/11 in a very hurtful way, disregarding the deaths of hundreds of people in the World Trade Center; and you use your autism as an excuse for all this crap, and you call yourself an American. Bull.

[Dorminay42]

Why does Matthew keep muttering under his breath?

[DukeNukem2020]

I crack up every time I hear "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve....­...me.". Lmao!

[DukeNukem2020]

They should make a few CWC shirts that read: "Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve......me.­" and "The line...you just crossed it".

[SlayerOfAmista]

Okay. I know the "Dad" is a troll. But if he were real..

He crossed a "line"? Is he threatening him...?

He's a fucking Ex Marine. He could grab Chris and throw him across the room. What sort of threat would Chris be, anyway?

[CorporateG0th]

8:58

The enthusiasm in his voice when he describes how he would Kung Fu Kacey up reminds me of Borat. Very nice!

[NotTooWellKnown]

This be getting sad bro!

[LaziAura]

TARQUIOSE 

[LurryDaStallion]

Oh shit man, he crossed the fucking line.

[tmanuel44]

NEVER CALL IAN NAIVE! Ian would have kicked Matt's ass if they were talking in person that lucky son of a bitch.

[hemightbegiant]

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeveeeeee....... me

[lovemeordie83]

"A line....you crossed it."

This needs to be on a T-shirt.

[HenryvKeiper]

"Kacey could whoop your ass! I'm surprised she hasn't already!"

"Well, I would be able to defend myself."

"......so you would hit Kacey?"

I don't think that went quite the way Chris had hoped for.

[littlebit19801]

@HenryvKeiper Chris should've said, "Yeah if she's tough enough to dish it out, she's tough enough to take it" LOL

[TheLewisDawg]

Ha ha ha, Matthew is truly THE shit! I pictured him like an asshole when reading the transcript at CWCki but in reality he sounds awesome.

[AnonymousI6778]

oh man that last line just made makes me want to watch the next one even more...

[DerMorphy]

The way he says "belieeeeeeve me" is REALLY creepy.

[littlebit19801]

@DerMorphy ok

[TheLastSamurai14]

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve...me.

[Gg66dolphin]

hey don't call Chris a terrorist!! Terrorists actually get off their asses and do something

[xXTheBlackHaloXx]

6:41 I picture Kacey's father with a magnificent trollface right here.

[DrFlaxWebFLOO]

Naiiiieeeeve!

[kjf2able]

@6:49(on the right)... The ultimate look of self satisfaction

[rptheory]

When Matthew brought up that Chris wouldn't care as much if Kasey left him, and he would just look for some broad on the internet, MAN DE FUCKING HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD!! You win, sir. Matthew, you need your own theme song...LIKE GUILE'S THEME SONG!! A SONG OF A TRUE PATRIOT!!

[smpolymen]

Did he say spell-check? When referring to a spoken conversation?

[videogamenostalgia]

At least he has a kinda Goku-get-'em attitude, right?

[renanjr123]

the more i think about the more it seems true, Kacey's Dad sounds like Mr. safety AKA Smpfilms

[FoxTrotPenguin]

"I am an American, and I. am. strong."

God bless you, you simpleton

[Cthululz]

Wow, I just realized Chris thinks real life combat works like Soul Caliber.

[EnkerZero]

06:41

OH SHIT.

[FaunoBoi]

i wish Kacey's dad be my dad, he is more awesome than Blastoise dad

[MalchikBlue]

Awww, shit, he just crossed da line!

[Cthululz]

I... am an American *drinks own semen*

[SlashFirestorm]

I can imagine the sorts of videos Chris will make about Mike Schneider if their 'feud' goes on long enough. "I think we should have A-NO-THER Holocaust, but this time only ONE Jew! Just ONE! THAT DAMN...GREEDY...SCHNEIDER!"

And then he'd defend himself by saying "I only wanted to Holocaust ONE JEW! AND HE KICKED ME OUT OF A TOY STORE!".

[HeatLegs]

Chris brings such terrible shame to our country that he makes the poor eagle shed a tear.

[Kalenos]

Sweet fucking fuck.

how did I not find this sooner? ..so funny.

CWC is.. wow. lol

HERPA DERP?

[retrogamer2007452]

Every word Kacey's dad says to break down Chris is like audible chocolate to my ears.

[groar86]

@retrogamer2007452 That sounds terribly kinky and I like it!

[eXAKR]

Needs moar tears on the eagle's face.

[TheAnimeOverviewer]

I love how this guy is just breaking down Chris, and all he can do is lie his way through.

[DeltaLeader89]

So many reasons why the eagle is crying.

[RKftw68]

What line?

A line... the line, in which, you've just really pissed me off

[CaseHa]

when called out on her fav color, chris' is totally wrong, it show how narcissistic he is....her favorite color has to be blue and green, the color of his hetrochromic eyes he brags about.

[KnucklesTwin]

Target lost...

[OldAS220]

You are already subscribed to TheLaughingMan0

[spaceballz12345]

goddamn, if i talked to my gf's dad like that i would no longer have a gf and i'd be living in the morgue the next day

[ensrifraff]

I'm proud to be an American and I am strong. And I can kick, and I can wrestle.

[MrBrassBalls]

"YOUR MOTHER!"

Oh, snap!

[lukelewisDOTnet]

Belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee­eeeeeve me.

[lordbrowning]

"What are you gonna do about it?"

"...Nothing at the moment..."

[BlackBeWhite2k7]

Of course, Chris never left the US....he can't even travel 20 miles to see someone in DC.

[BlackNoir]

...THE GRANDMA.

[veebleschmertz]

The most impressive thing to me is that Matt was able to resist calling CWC "naive" until this far into the call.

[ElSingario]

@veebleschmertz "You just crossaline."

[Starspawn17]

Did Christian say "tar-quoise?"

[Xunkun]

@Starspawn17 Mo' like 'TARD-quoise!

[Shadoboy]

"I bet if Kacey left you right now, right this very moment, you would...you'd probably cry, for maybe just a couple seconds, then you'd go out and find another girl on the internet"

The irony it's that it didn't een take a girl to get Chris over Kacey. It just took his Sonichu copyright papers.

[soniquefus]

OH yeah it was a "mistake" he made a video mocking the 9/11 attacks. Who fricken makes a video of 9/11 and says, "Lol sry guiz, my mistake we cool?" and expects it to never come up again?

Also love how he has faith in himself, he's gotta be the only one.

[RabbitfulGoon]

How he says 'Kacey' is so weird and creepy.

[comamaos]

+10 points for calling Chris a terrorist.

-10 for Chris saying "I'm sorry I gave that impression." Because damn.

[KennylovesArin]

I love how someone's playing Portal in the background.

Those guys are great. I'd love Kacey's dad as my dad. He's the coolest bro in the world and his voice is soothing to my soul.

[PsychoMokry]

I wonder if any anti-American/anti-West groups knew about Chris, how would they react?

[ruy1981]

With shame.

[ElSingario]

@PsychoMokry This is pretty much the only time he's claimed to be a patriot; they'd probably like him for blowing up the Twin Towers.

[MonocleStoat]

What's with the whispering?

[Michishibiku]

Mind and mouth in synch. Hahahhahahahahahahhaha.

Gee, Chris, you'd probably give real good blowjobs.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

What kind of retard would let a women boss them around? Tell him what to eat?

His body. Let him destroy it. I want to see him be himself so he can truly prove he's a fucking pussy. A fucking pig shit. A naive moron who will die a virgin. Never get married. Never get a girlfriend. And hopefully die of heart disease.

[NitroReviews]

0:37

Portal sentry gun again

[Bigkahkistan]

These background pics are brilliant, where can I get them?

[TheLaughingMan0]

@Bigkahkistan

I custom made this one, so if you want I can send you it if you message me your email.

[GrumpusRed]

Fuck pride, the day Chris-Chan is a poster child for America is the day I emigrate.

[Napalmxxx2]

same here, I still find moving to mexico pretty swell right now.

[caligo641]

@GrumpusRed

The fact that Chris is free to not only survive but get paid to live the way he does makes him a poster child for America as-is.

[thesideshowman212]

Have you noticed that Chris-Chan's answers has no good answers to this man's questions?

There are far worse insults than naive.

[InfiniteTechnique92]

Oh shit Matthew's gonna be in line for a curse-ye-ha-me-ha now..

btw kick ass pic

[CaptainTooner]

Belieeeeeeeeve me. Creepy.

If Chris was a real man, he'd admit that Sonichu was a shameless Sonic recolor and cease the comic.

[ElSingario]

@CaptainTooner If Chris was a real man, when he was 18 years old and thought a combination of Sonic and Pikachu was a good idea, he would have smacked himself in the face.

[rossthef0x]

this picture is full of win...all is left is for the eagle to peck his eyes out...

[TheLaughingMan0]

@rossthef0x

Glad you like it, I actually made it just for the video.

[BalanceFish]

@rossthef0x Don't you mean PONCH HIS LIGHTS OUT?

[eXAKR]

@rossthef0x And then break his wings, ingest lead pallets, then throw himself off a cliff.

[blarbos]

i....am an american

[thesideshowman212]

I don't want to be American anymore. I'm going to become a Soviet. They had more respect for the United States than this prick.

I only wish the Soviet Union still existed...

[liquidpyramid]

i am proud to be an american.

and i am strronng.

[ahhMYmindKERPLODED]

see that? -> | thats the line, and you just crossed it!

[CaptainTooner]

Oh dang, Matthew has trudged into deep water now.