Hi, Im a Coug-Apple Parody

[Upperleft01]

stupidest thing on youtube.. go WA sports though

[RyanSalfer21]

dopeski



[br00mstick1014]

HAHA hearing the phrase "better at sports" with the word "cougars" there is something drastically wrong... my guess is that this was some shitty presentation for a class project @ wsu

[cougarsrock1000]

@baconluv5 hey

[baconluv5]

GO POSSUMS ! jk go sun devils :) (the only reason i watched this is because by friend is a cougar :*(

[cougarsrock1000]

if uw is so much better than wsu than why did wsu take over the space needle back in 2005... might want to think about that next time dawgs

[TheAlexmurray]

@cougarsrock1000 What????????????????

[cougarsrock1000]

all of the huskies out there just couldnt pick a good college to save their lives. admit cougs are better and move on with your lives

[RealMikeyBob]

i like how they act as if they weren't going to talk about sports...and then it's all about sports...and then it's all about the three years ty willingham was coach. do your homework, cougs......

oh wait, i forgot. you don't so homework. that's why you're at WSU.

[x2375]

just to update 2011 apple cup Wash 38 wash st fougers 21

[ldag92]

Huck the Fuskies



[ldag92]

Since when is Pullman not a real city? I would much rather live in a small town community than in the scum of seattle... in fact, i do! And dumbass who doesnt know anything, communications itsnt WSU's best, its vet med... The WSU rap smokes anything you guys have ever had, and you dont need a 3.8 to get into UW. I know a drop out who still made it in. Wow you guys are cool. And finally, at least our school can spell our mascots name. I didn't know UW took kindergarden failures!

[ahusky24]

@ldag92 kindergarden or kindergarten? way to coug that one up...

[TaylorRM1992]

@ldag92 yeah a guy cheerleader from my school got into UW with a 2.66 and a girl who i know is a complete dumbass got in too haha

[ussenterprise6]

Dawgs rule!

[lambo89]

I think WSU is getting ready to celebrate the 96 year anniversary of the last time it won a rose bowl. honestly, to try and compare the sports programs at the two schools is a joke

[sdub08ballplyr]

WSU is for people who couldn't get into UW. I wouldn't be so proud of having my school's best program communications. Hey at least you guys have a Walmart! I mean that's way better than having an actual city around your school with places to go and things to do on your free time.

[cubicleboy]

wow. still not as bad as the cougar rap.

[FaRtNoooooget]

This shows just how logical an argument cougs are able to put together about why their better. Do your homework cougs and you will truly realize that you suck ass. you've never won shit in football.

[dnlredwater]

wow. Very true, 2008 was a horrible year for uw. but, lets see... uw is 6 and 2, losing its only games to ranked opponents, and what is wsu again? 3 and 5? Wow. Thats all I have to say.

[PazPazRevolution]

Also, as for sports, check out the funding for WSU sports compared to most of the historically elite teams of the Pac-10. You all fucking haaaate the Yankees for their payroll, but look at the disparity in college sports. You think we can afford to pay Sarkisian? Kiffin? Anybody? Parity doesn't exist, so let's stop trying to act like W-L records matter. Only money matters, for proof check out all of the bullshit realignments.

[PazPazRevolution]

This video is mostly stupid, but harmless. I'm a WSU alum who applied to, and was accepted by, both schools. I live in Seattle now, and the overwhelming vibe I get from Seattlites (a pretty pretentious group already) is that Cougars are somehow inferior, or UW didn't want them. bullshit. Some people just wan't different things out of their university. Both schools have their advantages and disadvantages, let it go.

[marcostar57]

Guess the ignorant Coug must have failed his statistics class!

[DomoStudios]

typical cougs can't even make a half away decent video.

[granttheswimfreak]

umm, do the ducks have any national championships or as many rose bowls as the huskies do? i don't think so. plus, uw has traditionally dominated u of o, leading the series 57-40-5. and uw is a WAAAAYYY better school academically. duck fans, stop talking shit.

[granttheswimfreak]

What do UW and WSU students have in common?

They both applied to UW.

[granttheswimfreak]

@granttheswimfreak sorry bro, just watched it today haha

[TheDaddy0420]

@granttheswimfreak Whats the best way to get a Husky off your porch? Pay him for the pizza... Sorry, mommy and daddy don't hold our hands all the way through college. Yes, I am from the Seattle area and those kids are THE MOST spoiled, immature, age-of-entitlement students I have ever witnessed.

[bdaytown]

Apple Cup Wins, Huskies: 66 Cougors: 31 Longest Apple Cup Win Streak, Huskies: 8 twice Cougors: never more than twice... yeah better sports

[ATF1496]

Oh sorry I didn't mean to be an ass....i actually like WSU but I like UW more....i am a beaver fan...i only said that cuz I saw a shirt....i was impressed by wsu's campus when took the tour..btw...dont pretend wsu has no aholes

[Cougar101123]

Hilarious! We will beat the huskies this year I guarantee it and by the way Jeff Tuel is throwing okay!

[the12fan]

@Cougar101123 you guys lost to OSU, thats a damn shame, UW is clearly gonna win....

[ATF1496]

Is that why UW IS RANKED LIKE 17th in the world for academics? How bout husky stadium holding the record for the loudest stadium at over 140 decibals?Or how about the lead on the apple cup.

STUDY HARD SO YOU DONT HAVE TO GO TO WSU!!!!!

[videofanYT00]

@ATF1496 WSU is a better community of people. UW are full of assholes, as you clearly show.

[BrandonSW91]

The Huskie: Yeah well football has more fans plus Huskies beat y'all back to back in football!!!

[tiannam117]

How does WSU have better sports?

[kboanddbo]

@tiannam117 This was made in 2007.

[miamitombstone59]

@kboanddbo We know but it's still fun to trash on it...

[miamitombstone59]

this thing makes me laugh... better sports? is that why UW owns the series lead by a ridiculous margin in football and hoops. Don't forget who actually has rosebowl and national champion trophies on campus... WSU's roll in life is to be less than UW, it does that very well. Nice try little brother, keep that delusional imagination running though...

[okoatsoda]

"So victory's the cry of Washington"

Go Dawgs!

[BrandonSW91]

Ha the cougs are a joke and I'm from the real USC (The University of South Carolina) and if the Huskies suck why did they win the Apple Cup again so yeah cougs suck GO HUSKIES!!! And GO GAMECOCKS!!!

[staciehannah1]

Go Huskies!!!!!!!!!!! woohooo yeah i am doing the talent show to Bow down to washinton!! woof woof!

[krstinandkakashilove]

Yeah whatever Huskies won this past year too 34-28 GO HUSKIES!!!!! Fuck the Cougars!!!! They suck horses ass!!!!

[bigjohnmac]

the truth is that huskies fans are fair weather fans ...coug fans are very loyal

[proffromgview]

You gotta cringe when cougars start talking either academics or sports and using the word "better" in the same sentence....

[CarlosBeans55]

"What's one thing both cougs and huskies have in common? They both applied to the UW."

[dicemanace]

Washington state wants it so bad! but there never gonna get it.... There always gonna be one notch below the mighty-- DAWGS-- thats just the way it is.--

[86RockandJock]

I'm a Coug fan and I agree this sucks balls.

[cougguy09]

So sorry huskies... Your outta your league there...

[cougguy09]

Cougs hands down have more pride than any other school in the country.... Just watch espn college game day and see who's flag is waving front and center every week!

[spacecowboy5150]

@cougguy09 its cuz cougs are self conscious. they know theyre the shit school of washington both athletically and academically. the only way to make up for it is by being "spirited", even tho im sure atleast half the students wouldve gone to uw if they got in

[jo503hn]

@cougguy09 Because that ugly flag is waving? Try having an 0-12 season and still averaging over 60k fans at the game. Now go fuck your sister...or whatever you do in pullman.

[seattlesfamouswombat]

the sports part is ironic because washington made it to a bowl in football and the cougs didnt and not only did they make it they beat a ranked team in it.Also washington actually went to the NCAA basketball tournament and the cougs didnt and washington made it to the sweet sixteen

[57rfx]

I love when Cougs bring the Apple Cup into the argument. What's the all-time record now?

All-time series: UW leads 66–31–6 (.670)

At Seattle: UW leads 38–14–5 (.711)

At Pullman: UW leads 16–14–1 (.532)

At Spokane: UW leads 12–3–0 (.800)

Current Streak: 2 (2009-10, UW)

Washington: 8 (1959–66 & 1974–81)

Washington State: 2 (1929–30, 1953–54, 1957–58, 1967–68, 1972–73, 1982–83,  2004–05, 2007–08)

Home Team: 5 (1910–14, 1991–95)

Visitor: 4 (1950–53, 1983–86)

[glencoe428]

ted bundy was a husky

[ducksrule1234]

huskies suck go ducks

[MrIJustWatch]

Both school sports suck dick.

[NoodleDrum]

both teams suck dick at sports

[NissanZaxima]

LOL the cougs are our chew toys.

[glencoe428]

both schools are my bitch

GO DUCKS

[iCaMp4FuN]

@glencoe428 Front Runner.

[glencoe428]

@iCaMp4FuN excuse me?

im not a front runner

i have been a fan since i was born

[MrChuckChapman]

You All Suck ....................... GO DUCKS

[509GAMER]

you know in the end,one is only better to one depending were your from if your from western washington your a husky,but eastern washington is WSU country,it also depends what your going to be.there both good schools ,but there sport have seem to lag in the last couple of years.im going to WSU because most of my friends are going there plus,WSU is ranked #5 for hottest girls while UW is ranked #7,there both below ASU in the PAC 12 ranks for that,but i like WSU for personal reasons its my opinion

[goldroad7]

huskies just won against eh cougers sooooo suck it

[kj2497]

48 people missed the dislike button

[icedevil2002]

You know a cougar made this. It was 45 secs long and he thought he was good.

[betomas]

super unfunny. 

[DuckPredator96]

how do these teams even argue when their combined record this year is 6-15 ppay attention to the actual teams that are doin something oregon stanford and arizona are probably the only teams from the pac 10 makin a bowl game this year

[kj2497]

Cougs suck Dawgs rock

[betomas]

@kj2497  Yeeeaaaahhh!!!!! Tell 'em brother! Dawgs rape Cougs in the sphincter!!!

[15Sebastiannn]

Cougars suck asss

[sjjna]

lol needs to be updated

[x2375]

Uh so washington has a National championship in football and nearly a 30 game lead in the apple cup series and the two wins with the biggest difference in score......did you forget to leave that out or were yall to busy makeing the crappy background music.......Go DAWGS.

[kj2497]

@x2375 dawgs all the way man

[x2375]

@kj2497 fuck yea brother

[dnlredwater]

@x2375 i love how this is the top comment on a video thats supposed to say wsu is better. GO DAWGS

[thehuntman47]

yeah the cougs are SO good

[ducksrule1234]

huskies suck go ducks

[Brubuck10]

WSU=pwnd by UW.

[cheesemaster23]

Too bad this wasn't made after the 2009 season...

[ecrcast]

WSU SUCKS! YOU ARE WRONG HUSKIES ARE WAY BETTER AT SPORTS AT ALL OF EVERYTHING HOW CAN U SAY THAT I'm GOING TO UW i'm ONE thE BEST HUSKIE FAN IN THE NATION!

[Noticemenow]

Lol maybe we should check the OVERALL SPORTS Rankings and see if WSU is ever ranked in the top fifty.. (Hint: they aren't.) UW always finishes in the top 20

[frozenmatt]

This is a joke, WSU is a joke haha...wow really guys...Go Dawgs!!!

If you want to bring sports in to this...look at the apple cup history...owned. Oh and how was march madness last year WSU? Oh yah, you didnt go...

[TheAtticus19]

Yeah, UW has was two-thirds of the football games between the two schools.

[Storm7777]

Terrible clip. You just failed 455.

[glencoe428]

you can tell those schools that

you are oregon ducks whipping boy

[PuLlaRaNdyyyMoSS]

@glencoe428

True dat.

Ducks fuck up all the Pac-10 all day.

[albincaptn]

@glencoe428 How is being an idiot treating you? Win 20 more games and maybe we can talk... Congrats, you have a win streak against UW. The same length of streak the Dawgs have had many times (5 I think) against your pitiful team of misfits.  Have fun failing this season, as you always do. 1917 is a long time ago.

[glencoe428]

@albincaptn yeah true but

those streaks were like 30 fucking years ago

that was then this is now

[albincaptn]

@glencoe428 haha, funny you mention the 'now'... where you still fail. How did your team fair during the off-season? Your player got beat up by a GIRL!!!! You won games against the dogs you were expected to win during your streak.... the dawgs will win this year in Autzen, bank on it. Ducks... haha, what a pussy mascot.

[glencoe428]

@albincaptn wow

funny what u mention because

ducks KICKED YOUR ASS

43-19

[albincaptn]

@glencoe428 ??? Do you actually read posts? And weren't you leaving? BWAHAHA You are so pitiful.  Thanks for brightening my day, as I am enjoying your lack of a brain.

[RealityCheck86]

@glencoe428 How was that Rose Bowl appearance for you? Let's see - first time since 1917. For all the talk, the Ducks have never MADE it. Your grandfather can't remember the last time the Ducks went to a Roe Bowl dufus.

Nice uniforms BTW. Lots of tradition. Yep.

[phurlhe]

fuck school spirit. you guys are fags

[SeaTownJoshTV]

UW sweet 16

Cougs another loser season

Go Huskies

[IndyNation10]

This is hilarious because

A) it sucks the green screen of course and the music and the acting.

B) Both schools suck

C) and the rivarly is probably the funniest in NCAA history cause they are both bad so it seems like they are both good lol.

[CCornflake77]

@IndyNation10

but only one has an inferiority complex

[IndyNation10]

@CCornflake77 What?

[icedevil2002]

@IndyNation10 you are fing retarded. I love how you don't even say what your school is? UW is a great school with tons of bowl wins and a national championship and thats saying something coming from the pac-10

[MrIJustWatch]

@icedevil2002 Thats saying something from a team from the Pac-10? You mean the fact BOTH these schools football programs are no where near USC, UCLA, and Cal's history and the here and now. It doesn't matter which school I like, your 'Dawgs' blew it this season with your 'savior' quarterback that only has good games against crappy teams. Face it, Washington is a joke when it comes to football, PERIOD. Plus why the hell were you looking at my comment anyways I posted that over a month ago.

[granttheswimfreak]

@MrIJustWatch um, are you kidding me? we (UW) have all-time winning records against the rest of the Pac-12, save USC and UCLA. Check this out: Arizona UW 17-9-1 Lost 1 1978 Arizona State Tie 15-15 Lost 7 1975 California UW 50-38-4 Won 3 1904 Colorado UW 6-5-1 Won 3 1915 Oregon UW 58-40-5 Lost 7 1900 Oregon State UW 58-33-4 Won 1 1897 USC USC 28-49-4 Won 2 1923 Stanford UW 40-37-4 Lost 3 1893 UCLA UCLA 30-38-2 Won 1 1932 Utah UW 7-0 Won 7 1931 Washington State UW 66-31-6 Won 2 1900

[MrIJustWatch]

@granttheswimfreak again wow I wrote this 10 months ago get a life lol.

[MikeyMadness1234]

Yeah so the Cougs got beat by a team that got beat by the team that finished last in the Pac-10. That's kind of a self-diss. And about womens' sports... UW softball team national champs :)

[JReezee87]

Hey ya dumb coug FUCKS. Who won the most RECENT apple cup? yeah Nov. 28, 2009....HUSKIES 30-0. Yeah the same team that didin't win a game in '08-'09 came back to kick the shit out of you guys...guess you guys had a measly O.T win against some just as pathetic SMU team. congrats.

[206judgementday206]

@JReezee87 last I checked, the Apple Cup score was UW 65, WSU 31. GO DAWGS!

[kpfries94]

this is so so true

[Bluefalcon3]

thay both suck......

[BlindJacka]

Masonberg needs to get out and get laid...

[masonberg]

stanford beat us and finished last in the pac ten, who always is finishing in the bottom of the pac ten now???

[PaintNUrTaint]

Probably the most fail video ever. UW athletics > WSU athletics

[macjeff77]

"There's always women's sports"

I find this funny because the UW softball won the NATIONAL championship last year.

[mayne253]

oh yeah one more thing GO DAWGS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mayne253]

Its funny sence the dawgs had a few down years wsu somehow thinks that they have become magically better. its funny seince this an apple cup video trying to delcare that wsu is superior hers a fun fact UW is 22nd in the all time wins list in college football and second only to usc in most wins in history by a pac 10 team u guys are secibd to last only oregon state has loess wins and to top it all off Louisiana Tech has more all time wins than you in less games u guys playing almost 200 more

[mooseknuckle51]

I sure do love how a school rivalry can make someone slightly retarded.

[chinamanpride1992200]

I'm sorry, but who was it who won the apple cup 30-0? :D

[eXpLiiiSiT]

GO WAZZUU!U!!

[Huckvale1]

Sports will come back for UW, but academics are something that you cannot stumble upon for a few years of success. UW has earned that through rigorous academic admission standards. UW is superior in every sense of the word - BOW DOWN. And this is coming from a Cougar....a BYU cougar that is (senior).

[BigIrishman16]

Hmmm... 64-31-6 in favor of the Dawgs in the Apple Cup... 14 Rose Bowl appearances for the Dawgs (to 4 for WSU), and, um, has WSU ever won a National Championship in any sport???

[charizard11z]

HAHAHAHA WSU is better than UW at sports hahahaha WSU is the laughing stock of the pac 10

[MastaMike4Life]

ahhaha wait who didnt win a game last year in the pac 10, oh yeah UW

[charizard11z]

@MastaMike4Life ahahahaha who won 1 game against fucking maine tech state A&M.

[lagooshka]

fuckin cougs

[outcold252]

compare uw and wsu on any uni. ranking.

oh and - go huskies

[SteebTehWooper]

FUCK WAZZU!!!!!!!! GO DAWGS!!!!!! i predict huskies by 42 this apple cup

[macjeff77]

you were close

[saylerz21]

haha this is just plain silly

Arguing with a coug about who is better is like arguing with a fundamentalist christian about evolution, the harder and harder you try for them to finally see the truth, the more and more ridiculous their claims against you become. Athletics, UW is better in almost every sport on an all-time scale. Yes WSU has a great vet program, their comm is questionably better, ( would say equal)

Every other program is . UW, ( MED LAW CHEM ENG PHYS DENT PHIL BIO ETC ETC)

[Rakanishu2]

You can tell cougs made it 5 seconds in because of how poorly written, acted, and how terribly unfunny it is.

Was that 46 seconds? For that crappy of a punchline? Yawn

[PassRusher74]

@Rakanishu2 I thought it was pretty funny personaly.

[burner27]

@Rakanishu2 the cougs have a better communication program. so if the editing etc. is poor, it's probably cuz a husky was in on it.

[Decaturgator07]

@Rakanishu2 and who is the only team in FBS history to go 0-12? Definitely wasn't the Cougs..

[vasher05]

@Decaturgator07 and who was the team that got shutout (30-0) by UW last year? I think it was the Cougs..

[joedevereaux]

@Decaturgator07 and who in the last three years has less wins then washington in one season? Definitely was the cougs.. lol

[Rakanishu2]

@Decaturgator07 Enjoy the apple cup much? and how about the holiday bowl? Back in your place at the bottom coug, bag my groceries.

[mustluvstangs]

@Rakanishu2 damn right bro. fuck cougar nation

[rockerkiddevin]

UW is ranked 24 in football right now...they beat USC...WSU sucks this year....go Dawgs ( huskies)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PassRusher74]

@rockerkiddevin this was made in 2007...just sayin

[masonberg]

i know a coug, she was actually hot before she went there now she has a beer gut that makes her look pregnate, yeah you guys look great

[abcdefghayley]

I heard that sports are more important than academics, which is why WSU is obviously a much finer institution of learning than the consistently highly ranked, more choosy and better respected UW.

And I know only Huskies are going to get the sarcasm here.

[daferocious1]

Yeah, in studies like farming and how to make manure....

Oh yeah! And drinking!!!

GO HUSKIES!!!!!

[NateDawg111]

UW is sick this year, wsu sucks in every sport, UW 4 NATIONAL TITLES IN FOOTBALL, cougs suck!!!

[deadliestclown]

UW>USC 16-13 bitches

[Timzack]

54-0 last year bitch, y'all won by a field goal w/ our injured QB and our old OC. GJ. Two relevant rankings 12 vs 24 (our football teams rankings) and 26 vs 42 (our Academic rankings) USC>UW>WSU

[saylerz21]

Well played sir, great respect to USC as both an institution of academia and sports. I think those academic rankings are a bit off though, (check the princeton review)

GO DAWGS!

BIG PROPS TO USC

[masonberg]

how did USC do this year for football? didn't they only finish 2 spots higher in the pac than than last years 0-12 team? man isn't that embarresing

[Brownie101101]

Wazzzu sux!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FocusFir3]

SPORTS !!!!!! WSU sucks at sports.WSU football lost by like 40 every game last year, you guys were in last place in the pac10 last year.Also the huskies basketball program made it to the brackets unlike WSU.Oh did i mention the girls softball team won the championship??? haha WSU= Clowns haha GO HUSKIES

[lilman99025]

WSU was 9th, UW was 10th...The cougs actually had a win

[FocusFir3]

Yeah, against us.They got a lucky win....Whatever, with our new coaching staff, there is no limit for UW success! P.S. That scrub in the UW tee has to be a coug fan cause if a coug fan came to me about sports, I would blow him out easily

[MastaMike4Life]

oh im sorry uw has one national championship in 1965, oh you guys are so good. lets talk recent years. 8 rose bowls.

Wsu > UW

[FocusFir3]

oh recent years...like i said, you guys lose every game by 60 fuck haha we won 1-0.You guys (already knew this was going to happen) 0-1

[masonberg]

ok lets talk recent years, last year national title for UW, WSU????

[masonberg]

yeah and is still arguable the worst team in the pac ten last year with analysts

[BlindJacka]

girls softball... lmao

[FocusFir3]

at least we dont lose by 60 every game in football haha

[BlindJacka]

But you do lose to the team that loses by 60 every game.

WSU > UW until the apple cup

(not a fan of either)

[masonberg]

wasn't that with like our 3rd string too tho???? where was locker, polk, agular, and kearse??

[kojkoj]

U dub sucks. its cold, wet, depressing, your sports sucks and your chicks themselves are husky. i go to asu and i went to the asu vs UW game (thanks for breaking our losing streak btw, we knew we could count on you guys) and honestly our high school sport games had more fans than shithole. and dont even bring up the oh our schools better than yours cuz honestly thats such a lameass comeback.

[lun07001]

You high school sports games had more fans than what?

[huskyfan2]

Yes, the fact that UW is a far superior institute of higher education than ASU and WSU is a very "lameass comeback" indeed.

[Blinvalyay]

dude ur a dumbass. uw kicks ass. and they got pretty nice chicks. and thats why we handled ur asses in basketball. ill admit were pretty bad in football. but not no more. new coaching staff. FUCK ASU. at least we have fans.

[dldwws]

what does a wsu grad call a uw grad?

boss.

I'd go to central before wsu. good game