MY PSYCHO ROOMMATE IS GOING TO KILL ME! - Sperm's World #008

[ValmisFilm]

I did not have a roomamte like that. I was one... muahhahahaa

[cheesepie1011]

the ad that goes with this... Siemens, of course 

[pollolienta]

My Psycho roommate sent me so many emails bitching about EVERYTHING I had to block her then she started to writing me notes...PSYCHO BITCH

[qknicks]

that is so funny 

[Siles420]

My roomie pissed on all my stuff in the bathroom after embezzling over $370 from us then gets mad when I throw a temper-tantrum from the aforementioned offences and throw 1c of sweet tea (which he left sitting out) on his bed (which is a stained and greasy mattress sitting on the floor)

[cherylcurrin]

what the pickled fudged this shit is better than chocolate ice cream ..... ps. im fat!!bye kitty cat meow rarrrr

[666pat666]

this shit is fuckin lame

[Beanheadification]

@666pat666 so are YOU!!!!

[travstang66]

You all should f**king be shot if you enjoy this sort of jackassy shit.

[atwoodmuddin4life]

this guy i know had a roommate and he woke up one morning and his roommate was sucking him well the guy was extremely homophobic but instead of doing something stupid he just left but it was a funny story to tell i found out about it when we were drinkin and a got drunk enough to tell it

[CptMackillin]

I want to know how they got paper towels in his testicals

[72metallicafan]

how does all these stuff fit in our balls?

[roewynoftheforrest]

I have a good roommate story, but it is too discussing to post on a public forum.

[gameclub100]

wtf is wrong with you

[xXemocloudXx13]

sperms can fly ? O_o

:D

[SuperDuperManMark3]

so called the shamwow part

[reidmeyers]

i dont like how they are smiling all the time, other then that its awesome

[davidchitty]

2nd year of uni...

[mathhew14]

this is some funny shit

KEEP IT UP :D

[spritestuff]

my roommate was a freak,i bought a brand new mercedes and i let him take it out once, he got drunk filled it with hookers and left me to clean up his mess,then when i gave him a second chance he smashed it,then when the inscurence payed for a new car he smashed that too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarg

[KeatonFox1196]

@spritestuff alright the first two i understand but when he smashed it again i think thats just being retarded xD

[shirleysfrog91]

my room mate jacks off on the couch while im at work and when i get home theres cum all over the place and i have to clean up after him... worst of all when i go to take a shower theres pubic hairs stuck in the drain and i have to pull them out with a rubber glove..

i showed that motherfucker whose boss so one day i poured maple syrup in his underwear and ketchup on his pillows, hahaha

[britneyslut]

i think it should be legal to kill PSYCHO people as long as you have 100 pieces of evidence that they are crazy

[sammyrgti]

my old roommate always pissed me off

i would buy food put it in the fridge come home in a week he ate everything and didint pay for shit, i would clean the house he would come home and make it shit and on top off all that he had a fucking cat that i hated but endded up taking care of cuz he was always out

[ferretfreak111]

You guys need to be on Adult Swim

[GodofTheForge]

@ferretfreak111 true that. the humor is perfect for Adult Swim

[aznlalaland]

@ferretfreak111 Grandpa, I wouldn't be standing there... YOU ARE WATCHING ADULT SWIM.

[lowell191]

my roomate was a hot french girl whos husband was in jail for a year. she walked arond in thongs and her big boobs exposed. never did give me any pussy though. i miss her.

[HBetta]

What a bitch, not giving you any pussy!

[TwiceVicodin]

@lowell191 dude she was asking you to take charge. i bet she misses you too

[lowell191]

@TwiceVicodin you know that's what other people have told me too. i have to agree now. back then i was a little naive and not much of a closer. i have bedded a few women since then and i still talk to her sometimes. she lives in bahamas now. if i ever see her again...

[ktnewgirl]

i had a roommate that would cook all the time and just leave the dishes on the stove. so one day i took all her moldy gross ass dishes and put them in her bed and put the covers tucked in over it. bitch learned her lesson.

[lazybabe108]

haha thats taking it to the next level!!

[GlobalMusicStage]

shamwow. lol

[houstonjdd]

Not funny.. I am that guy.

[myblackberrypen]

Lolll, keep 'em coming!

[LiveStreamJoe]

Oh yeah, totally.......That what happens when you end up living with random people you don't know......Thanks Mam and Dad!!!!!!!

ahahahahahAHAHAHAHA

[abejareina1989]

super cute!! <3

[CarnaTiges713]

ahahaha , anyone else think this is best one yet? :P

[Deathbysodamachine]

i can't help but sing along with the intro song XD

[MeliTej8581]

HAHAHA I know! Me too!!!! LIVIN LIFE IN A TESTICLE IT'S A SPERM'S WORLD IT'S A SPERM'S WOOOOORLD!!! LOL

[Deathbysodamachine]

@MeliTej8581 haha hellz yes

[ant3]

lol that was funny

[mermaidsirensong]

i roomed with my sister for a while, and one night she bit on the ankle for no reason, i have since then had my own room and avoid going near hers!

[natalia13reagan]

My roommate shits on my floor (while I watch in horror) and then eats it. She's a sick freak. Then again, she's a bunny.

[MeliTej8581]

LOL I was able to SAYYY!! WTF?!? LOL

[MeliTej8581]

OMG I just realized I screwed that up (22 hours later I correct my mistake) I meant to say "I was GONNA SAYYY" not "able to" WTF LOL

[Katfellow]

@natalia13reagan

lol

[XtraFunny1017]

@natalia13reagan O.O (gags in toilet) Ew who put you with her!(does digusted face)

[Turtle3196]

@natalia13reagan

lol! nice 1,

[yoimdanigga]

my roommate cums on the door handle of every door

[782sean]

@yoimdanigga Nice....lol :))

[iCrazybitchtv]

I love this series but think that the vignette is unnecessary

[MrWhitePerson]

LOL that was awesome but their facial expressions still need some work

[gd4r2v2kmv]

i never had roommates, i was the rich guy in college and just brought a nearby apartment i got egged quite a lot though.....

[dancablam]

I was that roomate.

[dillydean]

lol!

[ISSIShowstopeR]

I had an Army roommate, back in the days when I lived in the barracks, I used to keep my carton of cigarettes in the fridge to maintain the freshness. He kept swiping packs and saying he pay me back. Never did, needless to say, I quit smoking altogether.

[lindseyeliza]

I had a roommate who kept bringing people over to do coke and acid and speed at home. I had to kick her out. Paper towels... I wish!

[milowent]

my roommate kept cat skulls everwhere. you'd step on them in the shower in the morning, no joke.

[8Julius8]

why the fuck would he do that? where did he get them anyway?

[milowent]

frankly, i was VERY AFRAID to ask.

[LKGProductions]

Love it! I had a roommate in College who came back from a weekend at home knowing she had Chicken Pox and she didn't call to find out if any of her other roommates had had it. I hadn't ever had them but got it two weeks later. Bitch.

[xcountessxbsx]

One of my roommates in college had the top bunk and was so drunk that she ended up puking on our other roommates bed on the bottom bunk

[MediocreFilms]

My split personality always uses up all the Q-tips.

[harveyglynn]

LOL

[jimjimbill]

fail

[bhew82]

My ex room mate is also now my ex best friend. While we were living together she started sleeping with the guy I liked and I found out from her 5 year old son. How wrong is that?

[avanguline]

@bhew82 If it was your boyfireind then I would have agreed with your comment, but since it was just the guy you liked, dropping her as a friend was a bit dramatic. As they say, You snooze, you lose. If you wanted him that badly, you shoulda got in there first.

[iCrazybitchtv]

haha I love these!!! My drunken roommate with her drunken friends cut my cats whiskers!! I move out that night!

[8Julius8]

hahaha... lol

I once was acused of cutting my friend's cat's whiskers off..... they still think it was me

[darktoadthesticky]

My roommate used MY bottle of vodka to make kraft dinner. Yes he boiled the noodles in it and dumped the rest down the sink. What an A--Hole!

[themightychickens]

@darktoadthesticky You, my good sir, has a fine excuse for murder.

[MolotovDaSkwerl]

@darktoadthesticky

that's fuckin retarded, vodka as a replacement for water?

[diggarazer]

yeah myself

[renatadevin]

Sigh, its a spermy spermy world

[Nosferatu1717]

I have had roommates that used to use everything up and eat all the food I bought for the week in one day

[thebatzinator]

Me too.... and she wouldn't replace ANYTHING!

[thejdogg1]

great one... too funny...

[roxigrl81]

this is my fav episode so far! keep it up guys great job!

[Djmorley1169]

haha love it

classic

[JozTheKing96]

Love this series! :-)

[ovidio114]

I have had brothers who would eat the entire refrigerator, leaving us runts with little or no food.

[rockinbacon]

i had a roomate like that once i would drop 200 bucks on groceries and he would eat them while i was at work and would never replenish anything.

[twister2777]

first!... more like 115th... nvm

[myroflcopterisnice]

Yes, that was me!

[kRYstaAaax78]

lmfao awesome.

[FxH1337]

it would be funnier if it was named: MY PSYCHO ROOMMATE IS GOING NUTS!

cuz he lives in a nutsack... you get it?

[OhTehNoes1000]

I had a room mate that always puts towels on EVERYONE'S beds! >:C

[FOGoticus]

this is nice !

people that say "IM FIRST!" are vaginas !

[7lange]

yay, first comment

[Grifftrogg]

Awesome as always.

[dancexXxchance24]

new episode :D

[sirpwnful]

first