what i really hate most so my girl friend is more then once shes be sitting there going number 2 and it will flush or try to and it will over flow why your there busy on it thats why i really hate them you see a bit of paper floting in it you think nothing of it as like most they flush before you wipe and then dont flush when your done so that wiping paper hangs around. nothing like sitting down to go after some fun lol and then sudenly having the toilet pouring out between your legs
Have you seen the new "water saving" toilets with the "dual function handle". Push up for #1 - "liquid waste" and down for #2 - "solid waste". So what are they saying? If you want to save water, don't use paper? This was a lot to process after a couple of glasses of wine and the added pressure of 26 more women in line after me. The good news, for the environment anyway, is that by the time I had read all the instructions and decided if I was going with #1 or #2, I had pretty much drip-dried.
You want to wash your hands cause it's a public restroom, but then you've got to open the door, knowing that 1/2 of the patrons don't wash their hands. THEN you realize that you did up your pants & belt BEFORE you washed, so guess what's on your clothes?
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It's kind of cheap to be a female comedian and try to get laughs by trying to act all sexy. (note all the guys going "Yeah!") It's like taking female comedians 20 years back...
Sexist? I'm trying to say that a woman going up there on the stage and trying to get applause from sex appeal is belittling all the other women on Chick Comedy. Notice all the men there going "Yaow!" and whistling at her. Ellen did the same routine without trying to use her body to get applause, check it out.
I'm a bad person when you're the one who uploaded a video called "Fat kid dancing". I'm sure that child appreciates you making fun of him. So stop sending me messages until you grow a heart please.
Push the button.
sleepeeg3 1 month ago
hilarious
Be1smaht 4 months ago
Could someone get her name right? DiLorenzo! not DiLorinzo - no such thing.
guitarlead2000 9 months ago
lol :DD
nikkiluvsyou121 10 months ago
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE VIDEOS? THEY WONT PLAY. AND IM NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING TO MAKE THEM PLAY. YOUTUBE WAS FINE THE WAY IT WAS BEFORE
YARANAYR66 11 months ago
Her tone reminds me of an early Joan Rivers.
standupsteph 1 year ago
A funny lady.
mdhiker 1 year ago
186 woman found this tripe funny
hbqw 1 year ago
That dance was sexy, I don't care
LossOfEternal 1 year ago
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FunnyFrances 1 year ago
what i really hate most so my girl friend is more then once shes be sitting there going number 2 and it will flush or try to and it will over flow why your there busy on it thats why i really hate them you see a bit of paper floting in it you think nothing of it as like most they flush before you wipe and then dont flush when your done so that wiping paper hangs around. nothing like sitting down to go after some fun lol and then sudenly having the toilet pouring out between your legs
painloveass 1 year ago
@painloveass lmfao what????? lmao omg lmao!!!
justsaviorbreath 8 months ago
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FunnyFrances 1 year ago
Disgusting
strongfox1961 1 year ago
@strongfox1961 Maybe it's your culture, but I don't think you get it! In this country, it's called jokes, comedy, not to be taken seriously!
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
Have you seen the new "water saving" toilets with the "dual function handle". Push up for #1 - "liquid waste" and down for #2 - "solid waste". So what are they saying? If you want to save water, don't use paper? This was a lot to process after a couple of glasses of wine and the added pressure of 26 more women in line after me. The good news, for the environment anyway, is that by the time I had read all the instructions and decided if I was going with #1 or #2, I had pretty much drip-dried.
QueenSharno 1 year ago
KS City People...come see me live at the Improv Nov 3 & 4. Thanks for all your views and comments!!!!
FunnyFrances 1 year ago
Ellen DeGeneres did this sketch years ago...except without the raciness...
jkchambers20 1 year ago
i like the guy in the background...Eeee-yow!
XD WORK IT! HAHA But she's was funny too XD Little guy in the toilet
TaiTaiMishioCruz 1 year ago
LMFAO ahahahaha oh man you poor things
VadymS 1 year ago
i hate the pre-mature flushes i mean i guess we dont tell the toilets when to flush any more..they tell us..
randomgothic1 1 year ago
You want to wash your hands cause it's a public restroom, but then you've got to open the door, knowing that 1/2 of the patrons don't wash their hands. THEN you realize that you did up your pants & belt BEFORE you washed, so guess what's on your clothes?
KnightofMotley 1 year ago
eeee-yow!
tical2010 1 year ago
People love to make fun of those censors!
CrynOut 1 year ago
LOL great
Pandamethaddict 1 year ago 2
I Dint get the france joke
sololobe 1 year ago
@sololobe meaning: that the water splashing up on her ass from the toilet flushing reminded her of a bidet
oldstock1607 1 year ago
you know....they do have a button!!!
blueize08 2 years ago 2
"Seducing the sensor?
mikejessmax 2 years ago
Um... Sorry hun, just... just no.
randomvidsish 2 years ago
this is so freakin funny!
NellieMarie223 2 years ago 2
I thought this was funny...
optimisticsmiles1 2 years ago
NOT FUNNY. MILF
mexrockstar123 2 years ago
already coverd matterial.
funny. but over played stuff
sundaysorrow 2 years ago 2
she's going on my nerves too.
veers0r 2 years ago
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It's kind of cheap to be a female comedian and try to get laughs by trying to act all sexy. (note all the guys going "Yeah!") It's like taking female comedians 20 years back...
sapphyreseraph 2 years ago
omfg you sexist bumhole
emccookie 2 years ago
Sexist? I'm trying to say that a woman going up there on the stage and trying to get applause from sex appeal is belittling all the other women on Chick Comedy. Notice all the men there going "Yaow!" and whistling at her. Ellen did the same routine without trying to use her body to get applause, check it out.
sapphyreseraph 2 years ago
I'm a bad person when you're the one who uploaded a video called "Fat kid dancing". I'm sure that child appreciates you making fun of him. So stop sending me messages until you grow a heart please.
sapphyreseraph 2 years ago
Actually, I totally agree.
It's pretty degrading for women comedians that actually have talent in this.
Uhhxhi 2 years ago 2
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FunnyFrances 2 years ago
i almost stroked to this vid!!!!!
Tooooooo Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyy
TheTevKidd 2 years ago
I thot it was ok 3 stars!!!
cupcake279700 2 years ago
Doesn't the Women vs. Men in the Bathroom have the same joke?
And Ellen? O.o
Uhhxhi 2 years ago 2
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FunnyFrances 2 years ago
omg, thats soo funny!! thre is a little man behind us!!
Luvesthesbeach16 2 years ago 23
i find the only way to make them flush is to leave the stall and run back in.
which looks very dignified.
pixeltastic 2 years ago 36
Haha! Oh my god, your comment just made my day. Lol.
Dreamlesssolitude 2 years ago
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porfavor no lea esto
el 13 de octubre de 1991
un niño llamado nick se tiro de un puente devido a problemas familiares
si ya leiste esto deves copiar y pegar
en otros 5 videos mas o si no
nick vendra por toda tu familia
haslo o moriran porfavor hasme caso
yo lo lei y lo hise
saru140 2 years ago
Haha that was pretty funny, 4 stars
lovelandsalinas06 2 years ago
hahahaa
justme252009 3 years ago 2
hahaha
this is so trueee xD
videogal12 3 years ago
lol, thats ttly random
veronicaandb 3 years ago
HAHA i love her<3 x)
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karinne06 3 years ago 3
ellen degeneres did this routine before... not exactly .. but similar
celinishlove 3 years ago
and it was way more funny when ellen said simlliar stuff
flowerchild1310 2 years ago
definitely
celinishlove 2 years ago
ahahha i hate those toilets
emmamartini 3 years ago