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  • Whatever she is trying to say in german, it is another languange. As an german, i realy tried to understand her, but its just nonsense.

    However, Alucard finishs her :D

    By the way; in the german version Alucard souds a lot more like an lonely sad man, and not like a chain eating Bear. Is he the duke? Decide yourself whats better.

    But the major is gtreat on english :D I think he cant be worse. ^^

  • i wanna know the name of alucards dentist.

  • I fucking love alucard's laugh XD i laughed as he laughed XD

  • Rip Van Winkle turned into Raped Van Winkle.

  • fucking evil nazis

  • omg Alucard's pervert smile at 0:52

  • Auf Wiedersehen und servus du Schlampe

  • payback time

  • i think he likes war...

  • And thus RVW becomes Alucard's familiar.

  • Alucard fight with "Rip Van what her name?" look more like raping than fighting

  • @TheMilannestaBTVN True lol, I too thought it seemed more like she was being raped...

  • what a warfreak -.-

  • Why do Millenium bother fighting him when he can fuck Vampires up by the bucket full this dude is pure original evil and whats better is he fights for queen,crown and country...hes the orginal badass!!

  • alucard hit a girl 0.0

  • didn't Alucard's mother tell him to never play with his food?

  • Lol theyre so fucked in the head...

  • This is an amazingly awesome anime, I the only animes that got me more thrilled than I am right now were death note and higurashi

  • when he said "I just caught you!"

    it sounded like if he would rape somebody........

    and when he was walkin' over to her like THAT......

    it didn't really help......

  • Alucard is the hottest vampire EVER!

  • @lixter13 Seras is hotter xD

  • Dracula...the impaler....

  • you got struck by, you got struck by, a smooth criminal......why that sounded wrong

  • The Major speaks too much.

    I so freaking love Alucard's eyes........... and I got a weird sensation when he was drinking Rip's blood, like... liking it... O.o odd.

  • is he raping her??? o.O

  • @gingerkissness Kind oooooooffff :P

  • @gingerkissness Nah, hes raping her and kill her at the same time. 

  • as alucard was walking towards her i was like RUN BITCH RUUUUUUNNNN

  • @master10999 she's on a fricking ship on the sea and vampires can't swim

  • 13 people are potential victims for Alucard

  • ugh, its no good, all i can hear when alucard laughs is zetta's evil laugh.

    way to ruin the moment makai kingdom.

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  • The major should have made a song on why he loves war

  • Now That's a Vampire... 

  • i love how the pleasent opra music kicks in when alucard is/ or is about to rip people to shreds XD it seems to be an ongoing theme XD

  • 4:30 Rip just came I think

  • Gee, i wonder if the major likes war. Or loves war. I just dont want a reply saying "he loved war, not liked it. Loved it"

  • this ep scary me a little, you know how Alucard stabs and slowly drinks Von-winkles blood as she screams in pain. besides that hellsing the best

  • 2.06 ''Fist, meet face!''

  • standing attention for someone to speak is TORTURE!

  • 7:58 Retard face xD

  • sie hein!

  • aww, they killed Rip off the same episode she made her appearance...

  • Alucard, it's rude to play with your food.

  • just before the Major says "Auf Wiedersehen", the opera singers chant "Lebewohl" which also means "farewell"...

  • The only thing that the major must get now is a hitler- mustache and color his hair black xD

  • Did someone just imply that (A) Alucard has gay clothes. And (B) that naruto is better than hellsing. What a weirdo. Also Alucard is a fucking monster

  • and that my friends is how u rape stomp a vampire By stabbing her !!! relentlessly

  • alucard looks like oruchimaru (from naruto) just remove the gay clothes

  • aww so cute :)

  • Lucard is UNSTOPIBLE o_O

  • Hearing Alucard say something like 'Winkle' is too funny for words.

  • Nazi proganda in a youth cartoon;S

  • 3 Minute death scene!, ended with the laugh of a Maniac just Epic!

  • 3 Minute death scene!

  • 03:41 in my school we have a sayin: if your tougne is round, your straight, if your tounge is pointy * looks at alucard >.>* IT MEANS UR GAY!!!!! 0.o... dont worry fangirls! if it helps, in my school if u call someone gay, ur saying there

    G= goreous

    A=attractive

    Y=young

    which pretty much says alucard =P....except the 'young' bit, hes like, 450 years old, so that makes him GA

    YAY FOR GA ALUCARD!!!!!!!

  • Alucard is a fucking gangsta

  • is it just me or is the wagner-music extremely sick?!

  • stop talking about twilight and there ''vampires'' [fairies in disguise] there crap and you know it

  • "I will see you in Valhal" x3

  • lol "guess what i just caught!" XD

  • van winkle's death is the closest hellsing gets to a sex scene (once you take a good look at all the subtle details)

    how wonderful XD

  • 2:54 - ouch 0.0, thats right in the boob, u got give rip credit though, if that wuzz me id be screamin like non-stop

  • 2:06-2:07 FALCON PAWNCH!!!! even alucard does it

  • Good try Rip, good try.

  • 6:47 BEHOLD! ALUCARD'S HAPPY FACE!!!!

  • Whoa, Alucard's laugh at 6:35 is the most insane I've heard from him 0.0 And the most awesome.

  • I have been watching hellsing for 2 years and i have only just realised a bloody obvious point:

    Dracula is Alucard spelt backwards....

    I HAVE ONLY JUST REALSIED!!! LOL!

    Im a noob! :D

  • @jokingpenguin smooth :P

  • guess what i just caught!!! xD It never gets old!!!

  • Sir Lady Integra Falbulke Wingates Hellsing, glad you didn't see all those details of Alucard's success, you'd be too choked ... -_-'' xD

  • @AlMaleefik It's Fairbrooke Wingates Hellsing and I agree XD

  • @MsBarricade643 Fairbook*

  • Hitler

  • I still cant remember why Rip Van Winkle is so afraid of alucard plz tell me y ?

  • @ChirayuKhotchasanee Well.. I would shit in my pants too if he stood before with the intent of killing me brutally.. But he is awsome anyway <3

  • @Alishondra yes indeed Seig Hiel Van Winkle

  • @ChirayuKhotchasanee ahaha lols she's just a scaredy cat like the time where they first met at hellsing dawn plus that she knows that she was sent there to die XD.

  • i think this the 27th time i watch all OVA episodes

  • I like how everyone is like "OMG ALUCARD IS SO HOT" after watching him choke, impale, and drink the blood of someone. I am not complaining, I think he is bad ass, but the people saying he is hot have issues.

  • im serious about this how can idiots watch twilight with their stupid sparkling vampires no correction they dont disirve that title there nothing but crap compared to this. this-this is what a real vampire truly is

  • Does anyone know when the eighth episode will be available?????????

  • 4.00 thats the scariest fucking thing I've ever seen.

  • 02:08 alucard: get back to the kitchen

  • if you kill someone with there own gun using it as a sword to drive it through there heart, you know your a badass

  • God the major has some weird turn ons

  • Alucard: When you see him, You'll shit bricks

    Winkle certainly did

  • i just love alucards breathing *q*

  • FALCON PUNCH

  • Lol Alucard dont talk with your mouth full!

  • Alucard destroy them.........

  • Tschussi!

  • Thumbs up if you think Alucard and the Major need Theropy....very f*cking badly

  • @Colbio Need maybe.

    Want... no way in hell.

  • This guy wants his ass to get ravaged by a Russian armored division, and then start watching war movies as if they were pornos. XD!

  • It would've been awesome if Alucard said "Tinker Tailor Soldier sailor" xD

  • Cracka be trippin

  • Is it just me or is Rip Van Winkle, Crazy Nazi Lady part aside, kinda hot?

  • If I was rip? I would fucking jump out of the boat! Lol!

  • @sweetaries41287 i thought vampires and water don't mix together o-O

  • @MrIcePlaysSound Exactly! Alucard likes the slow painful death so I prefer for her to fucking jump! Lol.. 

  • @MrIcePlaysSound they don't. In fact, that was The Major's plan all along. Now Alucard is stranded with [apparently] no way back, Rip Van Winkle was just bait

  • Holy shit that speech was about five minutes too long. You lost me as soon as you cut away from alucard, man.

  • Wow, I feel bad for Rip Van Winkle. At least Alucard added her to his "List o minions" list.

  • This kind of torture makes me arroused

  • @159tony  join the club

  • damn when i have kids by the age of 5 the first vampire story theyre gonna see is this. no twilight garbage is allowed in my house

  • 2:05 FALCON PUNCH!

  • Watching Alucard kill her makes me so f-ing hungry

  • same makes me want eat a blue steak or blood sauges.lol

  • Alucard is f-ing amazing! The slaughter of the men shows that he doesn't care about the little insects. But with Rip, he proves that a true Nosferatu is not something that those humans mad mad enough to create vampires, can accomplish.

  • I love how Alucard lets all his enemies get one free shot, them kills em. Slowly... lol

  • Oh Major~

    You vonderful VONDERFUL person, you~

  • That is not rape... since if there's anyone Alucard should rape it would be Seas!!! XD *is a AlucardxSeras fan*

  • hell yeahh....\m/

  • O_O vampire rape!

  • Jesus christ, Dracula! Didn't your mother ever teach u not too play with your food!?

  • @kjaoend lol

  • He scares me O.o......I LOVE IT!!!!!! He is like a bloodthirsty joker!!!!

  • i dont know if its possible but did alucard sound even more awesome when he talked while that bullet was in his mouth?

  • Alucard is a REAL vampire. he is like most vampires hansom and stunning and all that jazz but above all he is a monster. he kills that is his distinction. he is a insain blood thirsty, sadistic and evil monster who's only joy in unlife is killing. he is not a pretty boy or falling in love with mortals. he admires mortals for some things but he know he is superior and they are cattle to the slaughter. no remorse. no mercy. he is a REAL vampire. evil monster through and through.

  • wow alucard really went all out for rip's death damn thats overkill

  • Woah...and I thought Luke had got it bad... O_o

    And whoever said Edward is better than Alucard, let's see that sparkly emo fangless sorry excuse for a bloodsucker take on a REAL Dracula vampire, I'm pretty sure the latter will deal with him easily (and more much more crueler) than that blondie.

  • Shoot, why did a girl like Rip van Winkle have to die like that? I mean, Alucard is awesome, but he did not have to put Rip through all that torture.

  • @MissMadPianist

    Yeah, he did.

  • ALUCARD = DRACULA

    the baddest meanest sexiest monster...That laugh!!!

    please no mention Twilight. bunch of emotional people with plastic teeth.

  • @tsunadeb2 Damn Right : D

    

  • guess what i just caught lol

  • Twilight is not even comparable. Bunch of crying emo vampires going after some worn out skag. Hellsing is one of the only good vampire stories I'v seen and read in a long time.

    I have to say...having Der Freischütz playing in the background is just too good. Oh diese sonne indeed.

  • Why'd they have to kill Rip van Winkle off so quick she darn entertaining!!!

  • ya know, for a second there, I caught myself rooting for Rip.....then I remembered she was a Nazi :D

  • this is what twilight needs guns, gore, violence, none of this love bullshit

  • @tasmanzeplin  totaly

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  • @tasmanzeplin don't forget explotions and crazy natzi soldiers. And ofcorse good gackground music.

  • @tasmanzeplin And i think you're forgettin actual vampires :/

  • Alucard has the best sense of humor.

    "Guess what I just caught."

  • Alucard....YOU SMEXY BEAST :DDD !

  • 1:46 i think he want s a hug XD

  • @Andy40004

    lol you can hug him, i'd run!!! XD

  • I loved how he just walks up to her and decks her in the face

  • the major is pretty graphic in his description of his love for war

  • Alucard id teh best Vampire 1000

  • @YUGAMII32, Alucard is Dracula, right? if he is, then of course he is the best vampire.

  • alucard gives a new meaning to massive murder

  • i like when alucard stabs  Wincle with her gun

  • I just keep coming back to this. I'm so dirty. :p

    Rip: "Noo!! Don't do THAT to mééééé!!"

    Alucard: "Give in to it! You know you want to..."

    Rip: "Sqéééé!!!"...i mean: Nooooo!!!"

  • @EpoBot xD hahahahaha you make me laugh

  • Alucard makes Edward look like a Bitch

  • edward already is a bitch

  • poor rip, I know she was a a psycho nazi bitch, but damn this just too cruel for a girl who try to face her fear.

  • @Tom3744

    Oh, this was a fitting death for her, and in a way, it's insinuated that she enjoyed it. It was glorious and overdone and spectacular - definitely worse ways to go.

  • Fuck Twilight.

  • i dont know y but.... 5:53 -5:58 reminds me of lucy from elfenlied...

  • @naruto67777 LOL so true xD

  • twilight is an insalt to real vampirse Hellsin ftw \m/

  • @666PsycoCore666  Hellsing*

  • Hilter was a insane fuck just like the major but the speech it self is great for a Anime!!!!!!! That all I was tryin to say.......Great speech in a ever better Anime!!!!!!!!!

  • But holy shit, they're both pretty fucked up people

  • The Major's Speech is the greatest thing i ever heard in a Anime!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its send chills threw my body to know that a human like me and u wrote this............the passion in his voice when he talks about war is insane.......... i dont know who came up with Hellsing but thank u for puttin your heart and soul into it........... Peace

  • @pharaoh56

    Ahaha, careful there.

    You're falling for him the same way Germany fell for Hitler.

    Hitler was quite honestly a failure, and a weak person. He just had holy shit epic speeches that were so powerful and mesmerizing to the public that they probably collectively shat their pants whenever he even opened his mouth.

    Same thing with the major here. I think they're trying to recreate that.

    They did one hell of a good job.

  • Is breakfast time for Alucard XD

  • love the peaceful background music xD

  • i like what alucard says with the bullet in the mouth "Gues what I just caught? I just caught you!!! Rip.... Wan... Winkle..!!!'' XD and Wincle" Aaaa!!!!" X))

  • I must say, I rather enjoyed that bloody, whimpering show ^_^

  • This Sault stomp on Twilight's sorry ass for all Eternity.

  • Lols. Alucard is making a German accent at the start!

  • I Love War its always fun :)