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  • I'm not sucking a bullet out of your arse! Lol :)

  • You might be my best friend Paddy, but I'm not sucking a bullet out your arse.

  • not in a gay way!

  • love Tony Christie singing the theme. (starts at 3:48 )

  • "Oooh, me pasty!"

  • COME ON BILLY! DON'T BE A HERO!

  • omg i've been to that moto :)

  • put the gun down billy you can have the extra point lolz

  • i didn;t realise he was a nutter we just wanted something to eat didn't we patrick lol

  • She's just jealous!! I'm not a piece of meat lol!!

  • chorley FM coming in you ears!

  • paddy...OH PADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(gun shot) 0:52

  • lol u might be my bestfriend paddy but im not suckin a bullet out yer arse

  • But not in a GayWay!

  • i love how he still has the pastie when he's being interviewed by the police man

  • Put the gun down. you can have the extra point

  • But not in a gay way

  • brilliant

  • DAVE!!! DAVEE IS THAT YOU? haha

  • Hahahahahaha ohhhh me pasty, brilliant

  • A've it!!!!

  • this is over 4 years old.. come on pete.. another series.. bring back billy the butcher..

  • Yeah, they could easily do another series or an hour long one-off special. However, i've a feeling this will probably go down as one of those all time classics like 'Fawlty Towers'; where they only ever made one series with a handful of episodes. Shame if so, 'cause its chuffin brill'!!

  • i reckon that max and paddy should do a second series becuase i enjoyed the 1st sereis and every year they should do a load of speacils throughout the year every year and they should definitly make a second series

  • I aint Sucking a Bulit out your arss. hahaha

  • you alrite i will b wen i get this bullet out my ass

  • Dave!? Dave!? Is that you??

  • we can be together but not in a gay way

  • id have warmed some soup up

    lmfao

  • holy shit! thats me! talking to the copper at 2 mins 49 seconds! lol

  • move out me bloody wayy!

  • "i'd have warmed some soup up!"

  • Ah my Pasty! lmao legend peter kay absolute genius

  • Put the gun down Billy you can have the extra point. Its not about points now Max LMAO!!!

  • "Then we can finally be together, but not in a gay way!"

    XD lol

  • haha scotch corner service, near me :P

  • oh paddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmfao

  • but not in a gay way!

  • HAVE IT!!!

  • ohhhhhhhhhhh my pastyyyyyyyyy hahahha lol

  • Billy, Don't Be A Hero!

  • DAVE DAVE IS THAT YOU!!!!

    LMAO

  • omg u may be me best friend paddy but im not sukin a bullet out ur ass!

  • "Move out of my bloody way!"

    LMAO!!

  • "Move out my bloody way!"

    LMAO!!

  • "Ooooo me pasty"

    LMAO!!

  • "Anyone up for some Ginsters"

  • "Let's get down there, men! .. and Sandra."

  • I was laughing where he was chasing him through the shops going "paddddyyyy" and firing his gun and every1 is like screaming. XD

    Also look at ur comments (but not in a gay way) i agree we need more max and paddy!

  • AVE IT!!!

  • is the one commin like

  • hang on! hang.. ohh mi pasty!!! lmfao XD

  • "Peter Kay co-presented Edith Bowman's show on BBC Radio 1 and revealed that a third series of Phoenix Nights has been written, but it is unknown when the series will be filmed. On 8 May 2007, another announcement by Kay was made promising another series will be made."

    And there's something on Wikipedia about a Max and Paddy special, but God knows if this'll ever happen.

  • We need a Max n' Paddy 2 or magnet and steal as a spin off lol

  • Hahah that would be awesome.

  • WE NEED MORE!!

  • Classic! Whats the music called when theres that chase of billy and paddy? Is it a real song, or have the guys just made it?

  • Classic stuff!!!

    Great stuff!!!!

    thank you so much!!!

    XD

  • "you might be my best mate paddy but im not suckin a bullet out ur ass" funny stuff

  • oh i LOVE max and paddy and so dus my mum dad and bro!! i was reli upset wen it finished!! want series 2 now!! XD

  • We all want a Second Series of Max & Paddy !!!!

    Thats X Factor pisstake just doesn't cut it, Come on Peter, meet with Paddy and do the business.

  • Well said mate!

  • 2nd'ed

  • same ere

  • a 2nd max +paddy and a 3rd phoenix nights

  • Yes I agree we neeeeeeeed more.

  • @TheIceP You said that... in an episode where they say "But not in a gay way..." lol.

  • @TheIceP Will they do another series??

  • @Hartebreaker84

    It doesn't look likely.

    A real shame.

  • @TheIceP Thats annoying it was 2003 that was done so never mind and they are both doing their own things now. Unless they do a film?

  • @Hartebreaker84

    A film would be magic but Peter stopped working and put on weight while Paddy kept busy with other jobs.

    Its all down to Peter Kay and hes happy sitting around eating all day...

  • @TheIceP maybe i'm qualified to say but this is fifty times better than phoenix nights the characters the quotes. that x factor piss take was not as funny there just as or funnier than armstrong/miller merchant/gervais this is mu humour to a t

  • @Hartebreaker84 2004 i think

  • has me in stitches when drops his pasty!

    "OOHHH ME PASTY!!"

  • "AV IT!!"

    "Bloody Hell I Thought Yhoo Were Never Gunna Hit Him"

    "Dont Thank Me Whatever Yhoo Do!"

    Lmao love It

  • max and paddy episodes are great. I am a big fan of max and paddy, and this is my favourite episode, and part of the episode.

  • oh me pasty! HILARIOUS!

  • did they never make a second series? why not this was excellent, comon peter kay we want series two of max and paddy!!!!!!

  • I know, they should make a second series!

  • they are making series 3 of phoenix nights apparently xD

  • no they didnt they wont do a second one

  • draws a gun* alright you can ave the point haha

  • "Bloody 'ell, I thought you were never gonna hit 'im!"

    "Don't thank me whatever you do!"

    LMAO!

  • mikefleet6 he used it in the nightclub when the girl had the metal claw hand

  • so his your step brother then

  • maxs laugh when paddy gets shot

  • youve shot paddyyy !!

  • he's still holdin onto to his pastie talkin to the copper XD brilliant

  • thats the second time Paddy's used "dave, dave is that you?" points for who knows when ;)

  • episode 2 in the bar wen some girls say summit horrible to him or summit.

  • close :P it was episode 1, but you get the points anyway

  • lol i knew it was 1 or 2

    yay i get points! :D

  • he used it when he was in the nightclub when that girl had the claw hand

  • you mite be my best friend paddy but i'm not suckin a bullet ot of your arse !

  • AVE IT!!!!

  • we can be together but not in a gay way. Classic!

  • oh mi pastie!!!

  • Max: are u alright?

    Paddy: i will be once i get this bullet out me arse!

    LMAO!

  • The Inspector: She just gets jealous i'm not a piece of meat.

  • dave daaave is that you? lmaoooo

  • Hmmm, I might try that if ever someone's tryina shoot me! Genious!!

  • im nt sukin it out lol

  • DAVE!!! dave is that you

  • love this series hope they make another one

  • they did like last year

  • Im sure.

  • oh mi pasty

  • But Not In A Gay Way!

  • Wahahahahaha put the gun down billy, you can have the extra point.

  • first this is asome

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