Usain Bolt Races At ESPN

[x6King6x]

LeBron Vs Usian Bolt. Who Wouldn't Wanna See That.

[farlcoon]

"I ran a race with the fastest man on earth." What a great story.

[AhilMohan]

he's like a supercharged V12... so effortless

[NFCDallasCowboys]

3 for dog dick

[nlelegend2]

i believe the actually phrase is I WONDER HOW FAST HE WOULDVE GONE IF HE HADNT ULTIMATELY SUGARCONED IT

[giffondh1]

bitch who u calling slow

[steeleX42]

he turned into an airplane at the end there

[supertaj1800]

you can't really prove he as the fastest man that ever lived.

[dezdoacover]

haha hes jogging.

[gsizzles]

Literally took him 5 strides to finish? Really dude??

[thegirlsaidmona]

He was not even trying his best!

[pryroAsain]

@thegirlsaidmona he didn't even have to!!

[Huntingtheworld123]

3 then 8 quickly for god damn

[largestclassifieds]

It's a race between the Hare and the Tortoise.

In this case the consistent Hare wins.

[UrdadinaBAG]

he jogged it....

[ilikepuremge]

press 6 and then 3

[vonhomiesrock]

tell a good joke then press 7 over and over again

[MANIACALhero]

"DOG DICK!" *awkward laugh*

[majulahagapao]

@MANIACALhero "Hot dogged it"

[TheCPP7]

it was bound to happen he is the only black person in the race

[HOLYHECKITSPAUL]

i would have liked to see him actually go all out on it so you could see how much faster he is rather than just jog past everyone

[boh4381]

DESEAN JACKSON VS USAIN BOLT

[rjvaldoria]

it was just even a light jog!!!

[mashimarro22]

It literally took 5 strides? really? -_-

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 understand the english language, its called sarcasm or exaggeration

[mashimarro22]

@FANOFWAR34 LOL YOURE THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. go look up the definition of sarcasm you dumbass. And the word literally means actually or WITHOUT EXAGGERATION.

[mashimarro22]

@FANOFWAR34 BOTH SARCASM OR EXAGGERATION HAS NO PLACE IN THE MAN'S USE OF THE WORD LITERALLY YOU DUMB FUCK.

Sarcasm: The use of irony to mock or convey contempt.

Literally: actually; without exaggeration or inaccuracy

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 ok, honestly, is your skull that thick u cant even process what im saying?

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 and stop having vaginal seepage you mad little turd.

[mashimarro22]

@FANOFWAR34 its ok. you can keep asking rhetorical questions instead of admitting that wrong.

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 it isnt wrong, ur just not understanding

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 .....

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 are you retarded?

[FANOFWAR34]

@mashimarro22 i said OR exaggeration, wasnt implying exaggeration goes with sarcasm, dumbfuck, learn to think

[namaruhgar]

haha they should have boxed him in!

[toadsrule1]

0:03 and 0:05



[tenchi811]

Press 5, 3, 7, 2 for "Five dog dicks in the mans way...Oh Boy"

[newyorkangel1]

1 horse and 5 dogs

[tashtm99]

press 2 then 5 then 3 for "oh boy, five dog dicks"

[toto70900]

press 8 really fast and look at usain bolt's hand!! xD

[steveOo0o]

@toto70900 how is that funny ? :/

[EAACKNLMS]

Dude in the green shorts @ 0:07..."Imma beat Usain Bolt!" 

[ThleTruth]

i seen usain bolt in a commerical and he was djing with turntables and i paused to have a look at his ring he was wearing, well i paused when it was at its closest view and it was a freemason ring...kinda suprised me seeing usain is a runner and from jamaica...just sayin

[carlawon]

OMG!!!!@0;17 a woman runs through the race, rushing her way back to the kitchen to check on the cake.. good job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[houflag]

5 then 7 quickly for Fuck me in the mans wake LOL

[TehUltimateSnake]

@houflag

lmaoooooooo!

[ebonham]

prees 2 then 5 then 3 :)

 it says oh boy 5 dog dicks

[dellbtc123]

Press 2 to hear "Oh boy"

[RafaElGaffer]

No it didn't LITERALLY take him 5 strides. I really hate people who are supposed to give informed comment for a living who don't know English. It LITERALLY took him about 35 strides. 

[cothrantyson1]

why is everyone so interested in dog dicks?

[phreshboii1000]

DAMN NATURE! YOU SCARY!

[cb2k761]

(6)John anderson (3) dog dick

[COGOFWAR117]

press one than 3 to hear hundred dog dicks

[ab3k1nz]

staffers?

[davidy614]

lol look at him troll the guy in 2nd place

[cabnDupp]

press 4 to hear 4

[supernoodle121]

5 and 7 fast and get fuck me lol

[TheRealBlasko]

1 and 3 for "A buncha dog dicks" ;)

[TheJimmu007]

hold 8 and look the dark woman

[hahahump]

press 3 for DOG DICKS lol

[richardtehrawkgawd]

523 for 5 cowboy dog dicks

[cbdirtbiker5]

Press 3 for Dog Dicks.

[MCPlayer9]

press 2 and then 3 to hear COWBOY DOG DICKS

[POHeck]

press 7 then press 3 after he says i mean

"it's just the way, and when i say the man, i mean DOG DICKS" XD

[aznboi415nigguh]

well of course he is black

[xXJ0k3rFiEdXx]

LOL he was just jogging and he beat them soo bad

[OctaneSniperGaming]

it took him 5 strides.....i counted like 27 u fucking idiot

[JamaicanBoy41]

@OctaneSniperGaming Its called hyperbole you fucking idiot. smh

[joshthompson3413]

press 5 three times and sounds like an autotune

[blackandyellow178]

Kobe raped her

[TheMackDaddy12345]

What The Heck Is a Stride?

[Mr360windmill]

@TheMackDaddy12345 a step, idiot

[narutofanatic0999]

@TheMackDaddy12345 -.-

[TheMirrorEyes]

@TheMackDaddy12345

...really?

[durtybeats]

press 3- dog dick 4- look at him bitch 5-5

[BBQB0Y]

lol notice the last placer runs straight to the front after the finish line

[Hexedddd]

press alt + f4 and gtfo with all those press comments

[Iscaregrownups]

Press 8 for ass spanking

[zmalitz1]

press 7 to hear weed

[yloveyl]

2 cow boy

3 dog dicks

4 look at him bitch

5 five

7 haha

nice video huh!?

[sheckler489]

press 5 for awsome auto-tune

[KiyaWarrior]

press 5 and then 3 for "FIVE DOG DICKS"

[kcalbnad]

@KiyaWarrior lol

[vclarke4433]

press two repeatedly 

[saintsroll96]

3 for DOG DICK

[ebase131]

Press 6 to hear "sluts"

[MrSouperman1]

December 24 at 8:00 in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Johnson was found dead. Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death. His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened. Turns out he was still signed into myspace. She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter. If you don't repost this to six videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. Sorry don't want to die

[fickomatic]

@MrSouperman1 thanks for lettting me know, wouldn't want that to happen....

[AwesomeDude5415]

Press 1 to hear yourself type

[LildoCash]

Press 3 to Hear i Dog it Lmao

[hunterdue1]

press 3 to hear dogtits lol

[and2244rew]

I know I'm compairing to the fastest man ever but those guys look really slow. I think I could get second in this race running backwards. Its hard to see when he snaps the tape but it look like a 14 sec race. (100 yds? real slow)

[adiosk898]

@and2244rew There not professional runners theyre people from ESPN trying to race the fastest guy in the world. and Usain isnt even trying in this

[valencia11]

press 4 for 7

[karimn97]

Press 2 repeatedly for an epic choreographed routine.

[awhitwarrior77]

lk

[PatoWiNNERS]

press f13 for "you're an idiot"

[TheJdott]

@PatoWiNNERS loooooooooooooooooool

[iDjGio]

@PatoWiNNERS you son of a-

[Official5289Oliver]

press 7 for the man is awake

[Official5289Oliver]

press 5 for 5

[TSxPayPal]

press 7 for quiffs

[CrocOnDeck]

press 4..."look at the bitch lye!!"

[labtechtech]

Press 5 to hear 5

[furkelnurkel]

press 7 to hear weed is the van

[Fivestarlane]

Screw google's campus, this looks like the most amazing place to work at!!

[Kumpich]

press 0 then 3 for u seen dog dicks

[VivienForum]

press 1 to idk i did this because number isnt taken so just joining the gang :)

[idc2401]

press repeatidly 5 for auto toned 5 and if you want press five then 3 for 5 dog dicks and if you want press 5 then 3 then 7 for 5 dog dicks peeing in the man wake.

[dannyyang78]

@idc2401 get a life

[Walaffle]

press 5 for five

[dmazter7]

press 6 for white dude in the back cat daddyin

[chadassbadass]

Is it true the Usaine made out with his father in law before this race? I read in an article somewhere he got caught by jamaican reporters making out and having dry sex with his father in law.

[1216mredchie]

@chadassbadass wrong ! THAT WAS FLOYD Jr !

[dannyyang78]

@chadassbadass no dumbass

[IWinYouDont]

press 10 to see an idiot

[cmccarrick10]

press 7 for "peeing in the man's wake"

[dTShayla829]

just hookup bit.ly\rjHBzc

[2416la]

Press 4 for "still haven't crossed the bitch line" LOLOL

[njc6985]

haha the guy at :08 was like "I think I might win this" then reality kicks in

[TheLiberalPacifist]

anus

[MrDiscostu32]

look at that bitch LMAOO

[Gibsonfan55]

press 4---- Four

press 5---- Five

[effmymomma]

press 2 -- oh boy...

press 3 -- dog dick!

[TheUrbanMonkey1]

wtf happend to my top comment

[LulingEagles9798]

Press 3 to hear "Dog dick"

[sivret20]

Press 4 to hear "look at him bitch!"

[mrfmrfmrfltltlt]

@sivret20 Ahaha :D

[mrfmrfmrfltltlt]

@mrfmrfmrfltltlt Ahahaha :D

[hellahotdude]

holy smokes...he was jogging!!!

[ElEkTrIKRoMe]

and yet he still cant get to the top of top gears leaderboard...

[MrL0serrr]

@perfectshot77 LOLOL

[baza1701]

he was in cruise control the whole time..LOL

[baza1701]

he was in cruise control the whole time..LOL

[DrakeBrunette]

im like a 11.5 in the 100 meters and i would have come out hard just to say i beat usain bolt once :P

[RedRaider8493]

@DrakeBrunette shut the fuck up

[DrakeBrunette]

@RedRaider8493 wow...your a rude motherfucker...

[16fraserthegreat]

He acctullay took 49 strides mister ESPN

[16fraserthegreat]

He acctullay took 49 strides mister ESPN

[insanehockeyfan]

Usain, STERIODS kill buddy!!!!!!!!

[moansari786]

@insanehockeyfan it'd be nice if you could spell STEROIDS

[SenorCockblock]

He made sure not to False Start this time :))

[OUSOONERSFTW]

Pfft thats cuz his 5 strides is like 20 of the other peoples'

[Sclark369]

press 3 for dog dicks

[UlsterGroundhopper]

What a fantastic right sided midfielder he would make. If his ball control is as good as his speed then every left back in European football had better hide if he gets a club

[3419soxnation]

@mwebbz100

yeah, funny how only white people are smart enough to get jobs at espn...

[mwebbz100]

LOL the white people got smoked

[faceman68]

In the shape that I am in, I would not be running. However, shout outs to the one, who did stuck in to race Bolt.

[AttitudeEra4life459]

How tall is Bolt? God damn, he looks tall. He has to atleast be 6'5.

[wizard101ist]

@AttitudeEra4life459 yea he s 6 5

[MrAPx13]

press 3 for dog dick and 5 for the word five

[ballerleo]

when i say the man, i mean DEEEMOOON!

[mwandmw]

press 3 for dock dick

[arkchargersfan]

that woman should of been in the kitchen

[Anepanehiirta]

press 5 continuously for robot voice

[seros2010]

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[royalrumblewinner]

press 3 to hear the words dog dick

[Hheawy]

@royalrumblewinner "God had enough hot-dog-dick" :D

[HUGOVANTA]

and when i say "the man" i mean " THHHEEEEE MANNNN!!!!" - pull ya pants up you funny reporter

[undertaker14and0]

Imagine Desean jackson vs Usain Bolt.

[CyclonexxxIce]

@undertaker14and0 dont kid yourself, desean would get destroyed

[afr126]

THE MAN! 

[1216mredchie]

Usain , Floyd is switching to track and field........he'll give you a hell of a run for your money !

[the0neand0nlyBeast]

okay i know usain is one fast mofo but there were some pretty slow people running out there lmao

[underballbutter]

those staffers are slow as shit

[TheMoneySnowman]

@underballbutter Why don't you try running?

[hueholla]

He wasn't even trying at all!!!!

[12GAUGEtoyodome]

67 people raced him.