THE HUMAN V-TEC

[jpgotboost]

@TeHJumba what are VTEC pistons? lol!

[MorosVtec]

hahahhaah stupids! was funny hahahahah

[nicktherager]

that deff made my day lol

[Thursday377]

lol VTEC is in the valvetrain, not the bottom end -_-

[991blur]

ROFL.

[DLoc137]

wrong firing order first off and vtec is all in the valvetrain not the pistons...

[aceher12]

makes us asians look bad....

[9cobra4]

I think you guys are missing on a couple cylinders. Lol

[akocbuloy]

hah that was funny

[civicdohcsi]

VEETAK!!!!! lmfao love it

[nachmiel]

please, sound music¿???

[dfwtsever]

asians bro ,,, i seen it 1st hand lmao !!! oh man small asian cocks

[CorsaSport2433]

maybe smack your monkey ass

[MrOce123]

dont it look like someone hit him in the face wit a board?

[DJBSIDE07]

fags



[MrFeelingAwesome]

Some shitty ass music.

[ElevenOfSpades]

Wow, can you say stereotypes? Asians, hondas, bad music...

[HowsTheHonda]

Hahhahahaha

[Whiteboi93393]

i thought they where suppose to be smart

[valewapl]

1º song?

[needleonthevinyl]

The car noise in the beginning is a Subaru...

[mathieubf]

@needleonthevinyl wow you bright

[dustinby15]

wuts the song at the end

[bonez909fly]

fuckin asians.... 

[mathieubf]

@bonez909fly ya men fuck this video is a shite and Akon

[dlcist]

fk asholes

[TehJumba]

hey is your car a civic ? and if it is, is it powered by your "human VTEC pistons" ?

[Necrofago69]

fucking chineses other fuckers

[MyJDMIntegra4]

haha jus a bunch of friends kickin it...thas how I do I jus have fun with it man...tight video..

Oh an nice VTEC lmao

[kuyaaroel]

Life Plaza er wut!!!!!

[afninjax]

I'm sorry but that was pretty funny lol

[iBEaSTEYY17]

basically. haha

[iSixx871]

VTEC

[joka4king]

wish i had Vtak...

[gthang28]

those are the biggest pistons and rods I have ever seen is that the newest engine coming out the 200 ltr Vtec dam that's funny

[jotank411]

looks like you got high compression lmao

[wtfimalive]

you guys WOULD do this at diamond plaza... LOL

[StacKz0nDecK]

well for one thing you guys did some pistons bullshit.....but we all know its the cams that make the vtec.

[nemesis91101]

spinning triangles FTW

[Bakeneko64]

ughaughhh I think i saw one misfire

[299special]

ohhhh damn u snapped a timing belt :(

[sm0key69er]

wow you two are cute together

[snipez411]

whats a piston???

[NearTheLimits]

Gosh, that JAPO is fuckin scary

[itszALDWiN]

Fuckin' idiot. Wasted a minute of my life, I skipped the rest of the bullshit.

[nebxgnoh]

is this life plaza?

[cvctm]

rofl that start of the video haha, and what is the name of the second beat.. its damn nicee?

[justinshell01]

wouldnt that be Ptec penis electronic timing conrtol?

[somekiwidude]

those cunts are wierd

[BOOSTBUGGED]

Fuck that was gay...

[aznalex0]

omg i want the VTAK NOW!

[dragonmasterernesto]

F22 NON VTEC TURBO FTW!

[Sk8er2be101]

hahahahaha fking so funny!!!!

[Steele0616]

whats the first and last song?

[sylvaner01]

what song are you listening to in the car?

[Steele0616]

lol you know when an asian drives a honda, there is something under the hood, lol thats me, and i dont think half of these people know how that had anything to do with v tec haha

[AccountTT8]

i think they wer rods

[760YoungEnt]

hahahahaha fucken lil dick chinos

[cammymcghee]

lmao class human v-tec just kiked in yo lol

[sk321tm]

gayyyyyyyyyyyyy

[DanRotary]

i can see some ricer fags have found this and started trying to stand up for v tec showing all of us they are gay. ah hahahaha vtec!!!!

[bfk90]

Variable Valve Timing and Electronic Lifit Control ;) VTEC! DOHC VTEC :P

[YamahaMonster660]

why not get a group of gay people That is a real vtec.

[240SSONLY]

hahahhaa now thats cool... V-TECH @ 0:26!!!!

NOW THATS OIL PRESSURE

[knduong]

I like fish.

[GTjersi91]

0:54 What was that? Lmao

[bigdaddylovestori]

got the firing order wrong dudes.

[frecht0deth]

ok....wtf was the point of this video again

[DrSloer]

LMFAO

[xxkevinxx323]

are the cigrettes the spark plugs?

[motorhead11345]

wow! you guys must have been turnin like 15,000 RPM!! haha thats right about where the power band and torque is in a vtech. haha

[davidzzz94]

@motorhead11345 r u fucking kidding me, looking at every fucking thing u have said, u dont know shit dude, 15000 rpm? wtf r u driving? F1 car? no vtec engine in the world has ever went over 9k rpm, and ur saying they kick in at 15k? wtf r u talking about? they kick in at 5k, and also, V-TEC!!! not VTECH, ur fucking DUMB

[jaunisaboss]

lmaooo

[minimepogi]

Thats at dimond bar plaza?

[Scar2704]

ey bru i like the song u played in this man.... wats the song name that u start the vid off with... and the one that ends it off starting at 1:46..

[tomaspimentel]

hahah xD

[FliiiAfghani]

LMFAO!!!

[exposure1453]

lol crazy asian people

[ryanwll]

lmao thats amazing

[STiTypeUK]

wow.. u got the firing order wrong.

its 1-4 and 2-3 that fire together.. not 1-3 and 2-4

but regardless, funny ass video!

[toddsr84]

Most people have no clue what vtec is let alone pistons...lol

[InsanityRewritten]

@toddsr84

i think their trying to personify the camshaft o.O

[jcdebbs]

@InsanityRewritten haha sooo true!

[motorhead11345]

@toddsr84 VTECH= small lunch box size motor, with no low end power or torque, that sounds like a weedwacker. ta-da.

[davidzzz94]

@motorhead11345 did u just say they dont put out torque? u dont even know what V-tec is designed for, under 5k rpm, one intake valve opens smaller than the other so it creats a spiral with all the fuel and air mixture going into the cylinder and that is TESTED to put down more torque than to just throw in all the air and fuel with over sized intake valves, and when power really comes in need over 5k rpm, thats when both intake valves open fully to provide full high end power, dude whats ur IQ?

[motorhead11345]

@toddsr84 VTECH= small lunch box size motor, with no low end power or torque, that sounds like a weedwacker. ta-da.

[davidzzz94]

@motorhead11345 ok im sorry for my language ok? and i actually feel bad for u man, its ok if u dont know anything, its ok, i didnt know shit when i was a kid, but how did i learn all this shit? its called being a bitch and asking people who actually know about automobiles, and i dont mean the guy at ur schools lunch table talking about cars alright? if u wanna learn, go to an auto shop and start bugging the engineers there alright? and i apologize for dissing u in the previous comments

[motorhead11345]

@davidzzz94:ok fyi. i AM a mechanic, I work at chevy dealership. i have 4 years of schooling under my belt. i have done more engine changes than you are years old. the 15k RPM was a JOKE! but regardless.you can say whatever you want about those engines.but the FACE is they are tiny little 4 cyl. and it dont matter how much technology you try and cram in them, they will remain gutless..try towing a 23ft sea ray boat, as i do, with a vtec. aint gonna happen.PS my pontiac with 3.8 has no problem.

[davidzzz94]

@motorhead11345 lmfao, oh now i read everything u have wrote, oh ya what i said was just a joke, WTF? ur retarded, thats all, end of conversation already, and we r not talking about towing here r we? why yo ass changing the subject? cus u lost the original one, so shut the fuck fuck, mechanic my ass, schooling under ur BELT? where did u learn from? burger king? ya now shut the fuck up

[motorhead11345]

@davidzzz94 ha ha ha. and i suppose you think your "all that" now dont ya. bet you feel all big and bad with those comments too. well whatever. it really dont faze me. all it is, is a fuckin toy. so quit your bitchin. . .and im done wasting my time on this pointless conversation.

[davidzzz94]

@motorhead11345 hahahaha pointless conversation, now ur just cussing at me, if this were so pointless then why did u even come up with a come back again? cus u dont wanna lose ur stupid pride, cus u know u dont know shit, cus they r not fucking toys, if ur such a great mechanic then how did u end up talking smack on youtube? if u hated JDMs so bad then why did u click on the video? oh... thats right... u didnt even know what V-tec is

[rolltideroll14]

@toddsr84

you got that right. fuck people man.

[streetridaz]

@toddsr84

vtec has been around for over 16 years. I think more people then you know understand it.

[snipez411]

@toddsr84 whats a piston????

[adv512]

@toddsr84 kinda sad how true that statement is. and most people dont reolize that v-tec isnt even worth the extra money if your point a to point b and if u do have a reason for v-tec you wouldnt be using a honda motor. or car. youd be using a 4a-gze toyota ae86.

[RidingYamaha47]

@toddsr84 True that lmao....

[Necrofago69]

@toddsr84 wtf are you saying?, let alone pistons?, are you kidding?

[szakalakaka]

1:53 song???

[Aiden1337]

For u clueless non car ppl they were pretending to be pistons in an engine. vtec u wouldnt understand

[ErNeStOk20]

fucken chinos!!

[em1b16a2916]

wow is thats is pretty gay....

[puertoricanEX0]

lol funnyt how they ball have cigs

[Manner1a]

I didn´t get it :-)

[jdmh22vtec]

i just lost brain cells for watching this retarded crap lol

[theyamaha700]

singing to his bf...how cute...gay fucks

[handa2373]

HAHA read the comments... all of them... Its great

We slowly taking over and you know our technology is BETTER/FURTHER... You wont see shit they got in japan til at least 5 years. 100hp+ per liter stock?!? Japan can make a v-10 7.8L 5mpg it would have well over 1khp. but they smart so they made v-tec. saves gas on low end. TORQUE when u pushing it. 500hp/L potential... Genius. Its not about size its how you use it :D...

[roytboga]

@handa2373 says the guy with a tiny penis

[roytboga]

@handa2373 says the guy with a tiny penis

[roytboga]

@handa2373 then y havent they? i lived in japan and i like some japanese cars. but look at what cars dominate the drag strip sorry it's cars with big v8's

[generalsaam]

@roytboga Great job. Now let's see the U.S. make a car that can actually take a corner at reasonable speeds. or make a high performance vehicle with any amount of gas economy..

[xxBlackpspxx]

@handa2373 500hp per liter? wtf i show me a vid

[XxXDrummerxXx]

@xxBlackpspxx a b16 / d16 with more than 700whp is about close to that.

[konrad23]

@handa2373 tbh the first VVT engine to make it to production cars was the 2.0L Twincam engine in the1980 spider, but the first VVT patent was given to fiat in 1960. Fiat is at it again with their multi-air engines. Not sure why everyone goes on about VTEC, probably because they haven't experienced Alfa Twinsparks! I do agree with you on engine displacement...anyone can make a big engine but not everyone can make a great engine!

[ElevenOfSpades]

Why are asian kids so obsessed with this outdated technology?

And crappy hip-hop / rap music

[SuperHatcha]

@ElevenOfSpades why are you alive

[ElevenOfSpades]

Cause I'm not such a mthrfkn gangsta son!

Haha.

[EffAreOhhGee]

@ElevenOfSpades learn to spell and cuss like you mean it you mother fucking pussy! xD

[ElevenOfSpades]

@EffAreOhhGee Like fighting on the internet. It makes you a MAN. Cause it makes you a MTHRFKN gangsta! Haha. I enjoy how you make a big deal about spelling and you don't even use capitols and periods. Who are you to talk haha...

[EffAreOhhGee]

@SuperHatcha God bless you. =]

[AttyEK]

lol that is so damn funny

[ceejaayxx]

aye this is at diamond plaza huh?

[Ep1kPHaiL]

lol why yes it is its right in front of life plaza... and that guy who was driving looks like my friend o.o

[GSt4R96]

WTF

[J90JAM]

Was that B series or K?

Or was it just shit!

[ddongbap]

OMG FERNY? I RANDOMLY FOUND THIS.

[lemon65946]

WHAT A BIG BULL POO HEHEHE

[klaytoon16]

i dunno why but for some reason this video reminds me of charlie murphy's hollywood stories... "cocaine is a hell of a drug!"

[AndrewStrang]

Bunch of geeks

[vnms1993]

Honda motors blow...

[bobtheswan92]

just wondering what do you drive, not to be rude just wondering

[benanddavidproduct]

@vnms1993 and how is that?

[OneHandHigh]

@vnms1993

Ya....which is why when the B18C5 came out in the Integra Type-R, it had one of THE BEST HP/LITER ratio's of ANY production car.

They don't need boost to be quick stock. But change 2-3 things while adding boost and PEEEEACE out to almost anything on the freeway.

[Motofiend88]

Haha youtube beef is awesome ur pretty hard beakin over the internet lol. Salliewacker ur a fuckin idiot. P.s jeeps are gay

[damitzmike]

ur an idiot first off im not a nigger im fucking Greek you dumbshit redneck can you even find that on a map? and yes I am a euro guy, i like euro cars cause they are fast and sleek and luxurious and a range/land rover will off road better than some piece of shit jeep look up the land rover challenge on you tube and youll see

[Onetazien]

haha Sallie said Jeep

[Salliewacker]

jdm and v tech sucks ass.

get a mans vehicle

get a JEEP

FAGS

[justinaurelius]

I guess that's why Chrysler is doing so well financially.

[oakley41111]

And my penis is bigger than yours, just shut up man everybody can enjoy their type of car don't you think ? FAG

[Salliewacker]

um no its not. you ugly little dick

dog breath boy.

and no those cars are GAY.

they sound like a fucking lawnmower.

[oakley41111]

mmm kk

[uknowhuidiz]

does jeep makes any car?

[damitzmike]

fag jeeps are pieces of crap

[Salliewacker]

yeah i guess your right...

i guess everyone loves to hear fucking

stupid lawn mower noises coming from a car going 5 mph,

and i guess your right about jeeps being pieces of shit. i mean they only last about 45 yrs. and can roll through mud, water, up hills, ANYTHING.

hahaha you go have fun with your little FAGGY lawnmower car, haha you must feel good knowing a bunch of GUYS check out your faggy bitch car. YOU

JDM V TEC FAGGY PUSSY

[damitzmike]

first off fucko i dont even drive a honda i have a bmw and a volvo 850R and who really cars if ur fucking jeep and go threw mud and water and up hills? most of you faggots with big trucks and shit spend 95% of your driving on paved roads anyways so whats the point, get your big american made pieces of shit off the road since your so hardcore lol faggots. get a real off road vehicle a range rover

[Salliewacker]

haha wow a bmw? yeah your cool nigger.

haha euro guy huh.. your a big shot.

haha you seriously need to read some books or something little boy. jeeps being pieces of shit? i guess thats why the fucking ARMY used jeeps in ww1 and ww2 you MORON NIGGER. range rover? LOL. i wouldnt wat to worry about scratching the paint on those pansie cars either.

so go stick your little dick in your exhaust while i nail your mom, and steal all the girls you like. you little boy

[damitzmike]

you understand that you faggot redneck inbred?

[Salliewacker]

eww your greek?

you uncircumsized freak.

and the girls over there have hairy armpits

you sick mother fucker.

go have your father circumsize your little cock with his teeth

[damitzmike]

here we go again with your simple mind redneck ass. yes im greek american and my dick is circumsized just so u kno faggot and the girls over there are fucking hott your thinking of france where they do not shave but even that is not true that is a thing of the past. now just go home your simple minded redneck cocksucker and fuck your sister while your at it

[donpatch123456789]

i have to fucking agree with u. i hate those stupid flaming ricers. jeeps are not shit. thats why iv beaten fucking honda hatches with vtec.

[mrkab00m]

Got my AE86 from an awesome dude at that plaza.

[jackdaniels423]

rowland height's life plaza

[davidzzz94]

@sovietkid96 lol id rather have a car thaat still works, than to have a piece of shit muscle car and have to restore it

[davidzzz94]

@sovietkid96 and they r more reliable by the way, for example when was the last time u saw a 1990's muscle car? yes obviously, every once in a year or so, but when was the last time u saw a 1990's civic on the road? for me its 2 minutes ago cus i just came back from the liquior store "RIGHT NEXT" to my house, but maybe not for u since ur a lil daddyfucker that doesnt even no what a car is yet

[davidzzz94]

@sovietkid96 lol cheaper AND better AND more reliable, lets just say the most famous man in motor racing: michael schumacher. he could easily get a sponsered ferrai, but what does he drive? a japaness hot hatch back, and btw in races like rally, touring, D1, and even the race that dumb americans love the most: NASCAR!!! they all use japaness cars!! wow ya that explains everything about how bad japaness cars suck, im sure american cars r better... NOT thats rite fuck u bitch

[standup305]

@davidzzz94 hhahahaha thats sooo true!!! JAPANEESE CARS ARE BEAST!! people dont understand that!!!

[Yamaha52g]

@davidzzz94 only jap car company nascar uses is toyota. they use the camry, and for the trucks the tundra. Otherwise it is dominated by chrystler (dodge charger) ford (fusion) and chevy (monte carlo ss, and impala ss)

I personally have a bias to american muscle cars, but i would rather have a jap car to work on over any european supercar.

but yeah nascar barley uses jap cars, i don't like nascar at all, and i know that :p

[davidzzz94]

@Yamaha52g uh.... ok? whats ur point? i said nascar has japanese cars in it, i didnt say they r all over nascar? and now my new point is u dont even know what ur talking about, and plus nascar teams basicly modify their cars so much that every car is pretty much the same besides the looks, so it doesnt even matter then... at least there r japanese cars in american races, i dont see muscles in japanese races

[Yamaha52g]

@davidzzz94 just gonna quote ya "the race that dumb americans love the most: NASCAR!!! they all use japaness cars!!" I just was saying this is an incorrect statement. If you care to look, one of the best drifters out there uses a mustang, Vaughn Gittin Jr. Keiichi Tsuchiya drifted with him, and said he was the best american drifter. search this - Meet Keiichi Tsuchiya aka "Drift King" (Mustang Drift Ch. 3) . to drift, all you need is a rwd car.

[Yamaha52g]

@Yamaha52g  Also not all amaerican cars are sold to japan that is why you won't see many, just like the skyline in america.

[davidzzz94]

@Yamaha52g if u bothered to fucking look at one of my more recent comments, i already fucking said that the modern race cars the use in any race these days r modified to the top already, the bodies r just for show, so... shut up

[Yamaha52g]

@davidzzz94 lol, like i don't know they are modified to shit. Like a Toyota Camry is gonna go 200 mph stock. The argument was about the use of Japanese race cars in Nascar. Well all the cars are modified here in America, so there is little to nothing Japanese about Nascar except for the name Toyota.

[davidzzz94]

@Yamaha52g thanks for summarizing exactly what i said for the last 3 comments i have posted

[davidzzz94]

@sovietkid96 lol ya im sure thats y more people drive japaness cars

[pgo05]

what the song at the end of the vids????

[spyked1]

sorry i thought it was the end...my bad.

[z28f]

osti de retardé mentale

[jowerewolf]

Ben d'accord...

[airsoftboy]

hangin out at the diamond plaza eh? lol's

[dannymarc]

Haha, that was funny.

And davidzzz94, stop being ignorant. Talking shit about American cars makes you NO better than the jerk that disses on Japanese cars. There's nothing wrong with going fast, whether its with a 505ci V8 or a B18, fast is fast. The automotive community is losing that common ground, and that makes me sad.

[TurbOwnZ]

asshole ricers