Although this is a parody, there's some truth in this. Illuminati's original name was the Order of the Bees, but they changed the name to the illuminati.
holy crap this whole time it thought it was the reptilians, will my tinfoil hat still protect me from their mind control frequencies. WAKE UP SHEEPLE !!!!!!!! Beefore its too late!!!
Damn it, I knew everyone else is just some mindless drone. Not me, Beefore I beelieve any such beeshit, I would hive to bee beedazzled and beeboozeled by the beepremicist, royal jelly spewing larvae of the Beetillians. You know, the buzz is, that any buzz now, buzzzzzz ... wait ... what's happening to my voi...? my buzzz.... Buzzzzz?! My beeutiful buzz?! Buzzz buzz buz buzzz buz z buzz . BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
Don't listen to this guy: he is a plant working for the NBO. He wants to gather all us TRUE resistance fighters together under his leadership so that he can turn us over to the Queen. Then we will be 'Honeyfied'.
Oh my God! You totally opened my eyes, man! I can't BEElieve I never saw all the evidence right in front of my face. Those bees must have done something to my flower garden or something, I must have been doped-up.
I owe you an infinite debt of gratitude for taking all this plain-as-day evidence and just, like, teaching me how to look at it from the correct angle. If I had seen this video even a day later it might have been too late!
(by the way, do you really need a separate channel for this?)
OMG I've been stung by a bee, now i'll have the bee virus! I've done research on the NBO and the vaccine contains special enzymes from hives constructed by the Govt to invade our immune systems. We'll all be reduced to workers for the Bee Empire!
Relax bee man, Illuminati is countering this treat. What you may not know, NWO has been using planes to spread "chem trails" , and even though stupid people who need to wake up think it some human poison, it's not. What those trail do, is they descend on fields and orchards, and contaminate flowers with deksibeenethol. Simple worker bees carry food to the queen, and in the queen the deksibeenethol stays for years. When bee will have 2.4mg/1kg of deksibeenethol, it will die. victory is near.
Ahhhh i am glad someone else has unearthed this conspiracy. Personally, i have been doing some underground work on the NWO, the New Wasp Order. Dangerous work but it gives me a buzz.
Well, I bee-lieve that I'm going to get raped.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
By the way, I've realized that I've been using the pet-name "Honey" to my girlfriend. It's so easy how that word slides off the tongue, but now I realize that it's just softening us up. Who doesn't love honey? What's evil about honey, and hence bees? They are using our emotions against us!
You lying son of a bitch! The Bees are merely a pawns of THE ORDER OF THE HORNET. Start stockpiling your ammo, food, and water. Designate a "safe zone". Don't let them take you to the Hive Camps.
The Mormons also "know" about them. In fact search for:
Mormons beehive
"The name beehive comes from a symbol commonly used in the church during Young's ministry; the beehive symbolizes hard work and unity in a community."
I've been a bee-liever of the NBO since 2001, it was clear as day to me that 9/11 was an in-hive job. Great work, I look forward to your next masterpiece.
I heard Frank Sinatra was a secret hiver. Rumor has it he slept in a hexagonal chamber, and had wax added to his drinks He kept it under wraps most of the time but it would surface spontaneously from time to time. Listen to the end of Strangers in the Night. 'Do bee do bee do'. It was a message. Spooky eh?
When Xtians say that 666 is the number of the Beast, it's a misquote. It actually stems from the six sided hexagonal honeycomb pattern. 666 the number of the BEES!
The bee community frowns upon your shenanigans. We shun your attempt to defame and denigrate us. If you do not cease your obfuscatory, baseless, conspiracy prattle, you will be stung in the face.
the mainstream beedia wants you to think 9/11 was just a terrorist attack but really it was an inhive job. why do you find it so hard to beelieve? the deaths are just beeginning!!!! beeware!!!
You can't have milk and honey without the milk, beeotch! Just remember, it's goat's milk, not from a cow. And what is the goat a symbol of? The holy pentagram, baaybeee. 5 is better than 6... it makes a much cooler symbol, chya!
You imitate so well the way of thinking, the expressions, the sickening spreading of fear of conspiracy theorists. These people do it to feel important, to fill their empty lives with something, be it only thought up something, to make themselves interesting.
Ex. 23:28: And I will send HORNETs before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee.
JOS 24:12 And I sent the HORNET before you, which drave them out from before you, even the two kings of the Amorites; but not with thy sword, nor with thy bow.
DE 7:20 Moreover the LORD thy God will send the HORNET among them, until they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed.
Although this is a parody, there's some truth in this. Illuminati's original name was the Order of the Bees, but they changed the name to the illuminati.
Robert80z 3 months ago
Now I understand! There was a reason Chuck Norris stopped eating honey long time ago!
BigKittyVideos 9 months ago
Very clever. I was amused! Yes, bees were considered very important to ancient civilizations.
truvelocity 1 year ago
thay use to say that a hidden groop of big buisness men haveing yearly meeting was conspericy Bullshit! now we just call it Bildaberg.
i think it is great to make fun of everything avan if it does STING a little bit.
DANTHETUBEMAN 1 year ago
oh thank god this is a parody thing lol. funneh vid man
darkmoth38 1 year ago
They won't be able to spread if we can suppress their vesBEEne gas supplies.
/Starcraft reference
KriimIanga 2 years ago
watched a vid by gorilla199. this one makes more sense :P
tnx nyk ^^
munsking 2 years ago
this is a brilliant parody of crazy ass conspiracy theories...
nice job!
JAYDUBYAH29 2 years ago
buzz buzz
jelleeee1 2 years ago
i love re watching this video i always crack up at the end
CarbonSuit 2 years ago
Very enteresting.
abbasmith123 2 years ago
This drone knows too much, seal him in the wax chambers!
megamarsvin 2 years ago 3
holy crap...we've been eating honey...they're in us already, the end is nigh.
gnomishvideodevice 2 years ago 5
"Matriarchal Insectoid Monarchy", hahaha!!!.
juliandeathgod 2 years ago
Honey, bee beelievable beeyond beenign bee beeatitudes beecomes beings!
Uh, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!
jinitron 2 years ago
This is brilliant,Nyk, hahaha!!!!, I should send this to alex jones : ).
juliandeathgod 2 years ago
holy crap this whole time it thought it was the reptilians, will my tinfoil hat still protect me from their mind control frequencies. WAKE UP SHEEPLE !!!!!!!! Beefore its too late!!!
TheReptilianAgenda 2 years ago
That was Bee-utifull , under our nose all this time , as well as our honey jars. = )
alphadog7473 2 years ago
i see plenty of bees so they haven't disappeared.
FatGuyWithAKatana 2 years ago
I bee-lieve... funny as hell...
Omhra 2 years ago
lol so hard at :47
postalgbv 2 years ago
LOL!!!!! NICE
MarcBassoFilms 2 years ago
Don't you mean fleur-de-"bee"? LOL
aridchicken 2 years ago
Why did I expect to see Dr.Girlfriend at any second?
Mephistophilus 2 years ago 3
Rotfl!!! Plus 10 Internets for that comment.
ClockworkChristmas 2 years ago
I beelieve
SnakeOilSniffer 2 years ago
it makes sense
gun220 2 years ago
The problem is that you don't know what it means to be a human. That's why you dress up like a clown and act like a fake ass idiot.
Maybe, if you were a real person, one who is actually sincere and has character - you wouldn't act like such a muppet.
theDracoIX 2 years ago
Does that mean you're Beerup?
tarrin4ever 2 years ago
Bee aware!
Why do you have a snowboard on your back?
nekedemus 2 years ago
It's about the HONEY Lebowski! Sorry 'bout that.
zet168 2 years ago
Damn it, I knew everyone else is just some mindless drone. Not me, Beefore I beelieve any such beeshit, I would hive to bee beedazzled and beeboozeled by the beepremicist, royal jelly spewing larvae of the Beetillians. You know, the buzz is, that any buzz now, buzzzzzz ... wait ... what's happening to my voi...? my buzzz.... Buzzzzz?! My beeutiful buzz?! Buzzz buzz buz buzzz buz z buzz . BBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....
memonk11 2 years ago 3
im convinsed
dezmoanded 2 years ago
LOL! Sting operation
Justinfhtube 2 years ago
I don't care what anybody says, this is good satire.
Justinfhtube 2 years ago
Preach my fellow bee
jondough83 2 years ago
The NBO has enslaved us all.we dont stand a chance.
GorbixElite01 2 years ago
You spelled it wrong, it's noobie.
Bhiir 2 years ago
OMG you are full of sh...!
ajehm 2 years ago
DIS IS DA TROOF. I am now enlightened. I'm buying a glock. Is it enough?
djzapz 2 years ago
I just Bee'ed myself with laughter.
Skodmunk 2 years ago
I-S-R-A-E-L-= ISIS RAEL ELOHIM
better wake up
fazadeset 2 years ago
NO....no.........NO. we n33d 2 stp da monsters.
ever heer of da WASPS?!!?!? odd aint it lolozlowllawlsz
Nothiean 2 years ago
Honestly this makes more sense than David Icke
blueteam796 2 years ago
My house has a fly problem, are they the shock troopers? D:
Bttscks 2 years ago
LOL @ mindless beedia!
jesokingcryst 2 years ago
I'm a beeeeeeeeliever!
Yahkadog2 2 years ago
Don't listen to this guy: he is a plant working for the NBO. He wants to gather all us TRUE resistance fighters together under his leadership so that he can turn us over to the Queen. Then we will be 'Honeyfied'.
Mmmmm... honey.
Intiom 2 years ago 4
I guess it's time to buy an industrialized size can of RAID!
maximusdecimus888 2 years ago
those glasses are pretty awesome. lol
arghihateyouall 2 years ago
Shit, my account name starts with a tumbled B!
mirandansa 2 years ago
nykytyne2 is spelt with neither a B nore a E!
i think thats just a little to convenient, dont you?
this guy is obviously a freemason BEE
This guy is the bee's knees yes he is!
brucecambel 2 years ago
My middle name begins with G, and that rhymes with B. I think it's significant.
TheNakedAtheist 2 years ago
Does Glen Beck know about this!??? OMG, how did I miss it, it is so damned obvious, but now I know, what can I do?
EwePeopleRsheeple 2 years ago
*BZZZ*
Did you hear that?
THEY'RE COMING!!!
baudiirocz 2 years ago
Oh my God! You totally opened my eyes, man! I can't BEElieve I never saw all the evidence right in front of my face. Those bees must have done something to my flower garden or something, I must have been doped-up.
I owe you an infinite debt of gratitude for taking all this plain-as-day evidence and just, like, teaching me how to look at it from the correct angle. If I had seen this video even a day later it might have been too late!
(by the way, do you really need a separate channel for this?)
RaminHAL9001 2 years ago
alex jones is a crazy asshole.
deliciousmorton 2 years ago
The mainstream bee-dia. xD
Atrocitas6 2 years ago 4
Are you beeing serious?
EternalAlert 2 years ago
we are all death!
the bees will sting us all!
convert now to the Hive,or DIE..from lack of honey!
beehehehehehe!
Ryagful 2 years ago
OMG I've been stung by a bee, now i'll have the bee virus! I've done research on the NBO and the vaccine contains special enzymes from hives constructed by the Govt to invade our immune systems. We'll all be reduced to workers for the Bee Empire!
LOL Hilarious Nyki ;) nice wings...haha!
musicgeniusno1 2 years ago 2
Beeple!
All of yOu!
Even you, NBOwatCh. Youve fallen for the Queenzz lie: religioN!
GOd iz the qUeen Bee in boy-drag!
Isn't it obviouzzz?
Kieranfoy 2 years ago
What an awesome slap in the face. THANK YOU. Keep fighting the good fight! But for the love of god, bee careful!
StrangeGlobal 2 years ago
I'm a beeliever. Bee liberated or bee fucked!
junka22 2 years ago
I suggest you close this channel. The NBO's drones are everywhere. Remember what happened to Nicolas Cage when he tried to expose the NBO?
"Oh God, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!! Oh no, my eyes! MY EYES!!!! AAAAAAAUGH!!!"
SteelHamburger 2 years ago
Relax bee man, Illuminati is countering this treat. What you may not know, NWO has been using planes to spread "chem trails" , and even though stupid people who need to wake up think it some human poison, it's not. What those trail do, is they descend on fields and orchards, and contaminate flowers with deksibeenethol. Simple worker bees carry food to the queen, and in the queen the deksibeenethol stays for years. When bee will have 2.4mg/1kg of deksibeenethol, it will die. victory is near.
ArtypNk 2 years ago
Hahah funny!!
DoctorE0 2 years ago
I thought Shannon Hoon was dead!
\m/ Blind Melon
noobrication 2 years ago
lmao
Evid3nc3 2 years ago
Ouch...you can tell how much it hurt to say "god given" xD.
PortgasDAce13 2 years ago
Ahhhh i am glad someone else has unearthed this conspiracy. Personally, i have been doing some underground work on the NWO, the New Wasp Order. Dangerous work but it gives me a buzz.
pilgrimpater 2 years ago
Bees... hexagonal hives... hexagonal molecules...
They're taking over world chemistry! The horror! THE HORROR!
papafox 2 years ago
Dude, when you were talking about it being a sting operation you sounded just like L Ron Hubbard...
Tsanuri 2 years ago
i must confess it now...
i'm a bee...
I serve my Mistress the queen bee... i'm an obedient slave bee
BaronesaReturns 2 years ago
Well, I bee-lieve that I'm going to get raped.....................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
theninjasoulreaper 2 years ago
i bee love you.
marinatoad 2 years ago
Thanks for waxing lyrical :)
AuntieDiluvian 2 years ago
So this is what they meant when they told me that I was disgusting because I was into beestiality.
versanil 2 years ago
how on earht could i be so incedibly blind?
oh my god
thanks dude, you opened my eyes.
redFISTofEUROPE 2 years ago
As a newbie uploading to YouTube I feel that I must therefore be part of the Newbie Order. I'd say more, but I don't want to drone on.
RuleOfRoseMysteries 2 years ago
I bee-lieve!
By the way, I've realized that I've been using the pet-name "Honey" to my girlfriend. It's so easy how that word slides off the tongue, but now I realize that it's just softening us up. Who doesn't love honey? What's evil about honey, and hence bees? They are using our emotions against us!
Rationalific 2 years ago
You lying son of a bitch! The Bees are merely a pawns of THE ORDER OF THE HORNET. Start stockpiling your ammo, food, and water. Designate a "safe zone". Don't let them take you to the Hive Camps.
DarkMatter2525 2 years ago
:) you BEE totallly nuts!
Stromatolite577 2 years ago
None of this is true.
Do the smart thing and stop spreading these silly lies.
My advice is to close this channel down.
You wouldn't want to have an "accident".
People like you sometimes have "accidents".
You might bee walking down the street and suddenly a forklift drops on your head. It does happen, particularly to people with big mouthes.
This is not a threat ... just a friendly warning. Everyone needs to bee ... Careful ... Right?
BtW this video has bee totally refuted by science
Danmill23 2 years ago 2
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
KriimIanga 2 years ago
o_O
PinkProgram 2 years ago
Awesome... It's a good metaphor but nothing else. lol
Cr8zyCanuck 2 years ago
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watchin' the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
and speak my point of view
But it's not sane, It's not sane.....
i was hoping you would dance for us. bee's r good. :)
jakluk4 2 years ago
The Mormons also "know" about them. In fact search for:
Mormons beehive
"The name beehive comes from a symbol commonly used in the church during Young's ministry; the beehive symbolizes hard work and unity in a community."
or so they say..... ?
xwidget 2 years ago
The Bees are dying out.
maybe they've already built their spaceship?
2DRonaldo 2 years ago
For some reason, "mainstream bee-dia" made me giggle uncontrollably.
Someone needs to doctor a photo of Obama to make it look like he has bee eyes and antennae, a la the reptoid photos/videos of George W. Bush.
guildpactminish 2 years ago
I've been a bee-liever of the NBO since 2001, it was clear as day to me that 9/11 was an in-hive job. Great work, I look forward to your next masterpiece.
rockerjosh2 2 years ago 2
so great
Jaconfilm 2 years ago
Nice
Bozeman42 2 years ago
Brilliant, standing O
jedimasterbooboo 2 years ago
I heard Frank Sinatra was a secret hiver. Rumor has it he slept in a hexagonal chamber, and had wax added to his drinks He kept it under wraps most of the time but it would surface spontaneously from time to time. Listen to the end of Strangers in the Night. 'Do bee do bee do'. It was a message. Spooky eh?
Trust no one.
MrCFruitfly 2 years ago 3
"basic unit of reality," hahah
ubergossen 2 years ago
Hehehe - I kept thinking of that little girl in the bee costume in "No Rain" by Blind Melon - watch?v=qmVn6b7DdpA
SomeBSUTubeName 2 years ago
I always assumed it would be the crab people... I can't believe I was wrong all these years
ddpl365 2 years ago
"The Jewish Hexagram itself is a Honey Comb." Lmao!
Coltranized 2 years ago
When Xtians say that 666 is the number of the Beast, it's a misquote. It actually stems from the six sided hexagonal honeycomb pattern. 666 the number of the BEES!
takotheoktopus 2 years ago 4
Now that is a good one.
Gogonostop 2 years ago
This comment has received too many negative votes show
At least this was an attempt at humour. 2 stars.
creamrising 2 years ago
Abeeists unite!
philhellenes 2 years ago 2
brilliant
DisforDubby 2 years ago
is this a joke?
qpwnsall 2 years ago
Lmao good stuff.
TheShowmebby 2 years ago
The bee community frowns upon your shenanigans. We shun your attempt to defame and denigrate us. If you do not cease your obfuscatory, baseless, conspiracy prattle, you will be stung in the face.
Good day.
Bobbiethejean 2 years ago 5
Holy shit! It all makes perfect sense!!11
h8uall66 2 years ago
bee masons
oh lawd
SBPlz 2 years ago
Beeware!
Reaprar 2 years ago
Great work, We must bring down this tyrannical Newbie Order.
dackjaniels555 2 years ago
Well, I know what my Halloween costume is gunna be.
NoWittyNamesLeft 2 years ago
My new sexual thrill is bounding bees up my butt. How can I possibly thank you.
claudiaquat 2 years ago
Oooh bee-have.
simeoneous 2 years ago 2
My eyes are open now!
ExistentiallyAtheist 2 years ago
This is amazing.
brains06 2 years ago
I'm sorry, NBO, but you looked far to cute in this video for me to take you seriously.
Sooooo cute.
BornInAsphodelMeadow 2 years ago
Great costume. Terrific vid. Shows the conspiracy theorists what they sound like - like they're on drugs.
lc237 2 years ago
"the world is full of mindless little worker bees earning their honney"
wow, that's deep
toleranceforsolitude 2 years ago
Want more proof of the NBO? With the stimulus package, 150 million of our hard-earned money was spent on what? HONEYBEE INSURANCE!
We are clearly being ruled by bees!
Wake up America, and look at what we've beecome.
Cygnus54 2 years ago 2
the mainstream beedia wants you to think 9/11 was just a terrorist attack but really it was an inhive job. why do you find it so hard to beelieve? the deaths are just beeginning!!!! beeware!!!
ramanglass544 2 years ago
You can't have milk and honey without the milk, beeotch! Just remember, it's goat's milk, not from a cow. And what is the goat a symbol of? The holy pentagram, baaybeee. 5 is better than 6... it makes a much cooler symbol, chya!
pfarabee 2 years ago
Bee careful.... bee-lieve
izovire 2 years ago
DAMN YOU BEES!!
theberzerker0 2 years ago
9/11 WAS AN INHIVE JOB
andid 2 years ago 8
LMAO, Best pun EVER!
Nightmare060 2 years ago
This is brilliant dude, do more of this its class
SothisAmon 2 years ago
Sweet.
SpiritualAtheist 2 years ago
You imitate so well the way of thinking, the expressions, the sickening spreading of fear of conspiracy theorists. These people do it to feel important, to fill their empty lives with something, be it only thought up something, to make themselves interesting.
You do it better, and... you sound convincing!
dewonthegrass 2 years ago
I am already a bee drone. It's fun, you guys should join :)
reasonintheright 2 years ago
omg! we are going to die after all....
sieg5 2 years ago
Not bees. Hornets.
Ex. 23:28: And I will send HORNETs before thee, which shall drive out the Hivite, the Canaanite, and the Hittite, from before thee.
JOS 24:12 And I sent the HORNET before you, which drave them out from before you, even the two kings of the Amorites; but not with thy sword, nor with thy bow.
DE 7:20 Moreover the LORD thy God will send the HORNET among them, until they that are left, and hide themselves from thee, be destroyed.
pirbird14 2 years ago 2
Thank God someone is finally on YouTube with the courage to speak out against this hive-mind mentality they are trying to infect us with. Stay safe!
AncientAtheist 2 years ago 2
lol
rosehurry 2 years ago
oh fuck! zaaa beeesssss are coming!!!!!
heh.. good use of your new halloween costum nyk =D
ccaptorchen 2 years ago
Nykytne, I <3 You.
JasperAvi 2 years ago
Don't worry. It is a Newbie Order after all. I would only be scared if it was a 1337 Order.
HerrSchnabeltier 2 years ago 2
OH GAWD WE'RE FUCKED!!!
AimiriZ 2 years ago
How did we miss this?!?
Is it too late?
we must be doomed now
vesman81 2 years ago