Mass Effect - The Real Commander Shepard

[commissarusa]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is the most horrifying abomination on the Citadel.

[KillerSan20]

OmG this is monster no human

[TheGamingfan144]

Your 'real action' usually ends with me patching up crew members in the infirmary.

Shepard: Was I the only one 'who ran out of luck'? Anyways, Cerberus will rebuild my face in the next... When I'm gonna die but none of the important characters do die with me.

[33hegemon]

I couldn't finish the game playing with this ugly character. It would just be too...hard. 

[Fr0st1989]

A face only a krogan could love

[hardtobeatme]

I'll GET YOU HE MAN!!!

[Poeticnuisance]

Usually the hour glass figure is in the body... not the face.

[KevinLuhrs]

Boner dead

[LovesMassEffect]

I think that is the ugliest person I have ever seen.

[mopoc7]

guh

[Fr0st1989]

0:28 POINTY CHEEKS

[rulercoo]

This isn't so bad, actually. Assuming her profile as earthborn+survivor, she was running on dirts and dust in her teen, living like a homeless on street which must have done something horrible to her skins. Then, she experienced extreme stress escaping from a Thresher Maw. The normal won't remain sane after such incident. Look how Lindsay Lohan became so ugly after some drug dose? this one could have had pretty look before the accident. Feel sympathy, so stop laughing at her. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Mantule911]

At least you can't f*** her voice up :P

[DuelinginRS]

@Mantule911 So true

[Arppis]

@Mantule911

The female Sheps voice is so fucked up already! 

[csakesz182]

transgender

[alkalisunshine]

fuck lol.

[drbeefcakes]

I'm Commander Shepard and I AM ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!!

[ShadowMinder]

@drbeefcakes Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

[EfeBuyuran]

This vid just ruined my day.

[Udobueble]

Why can't you leave HER on Virmire and take Kaidan and Ashley back to the Normandy ; p

[hattrickster33]

That looks like ur mom

[Dustehue928]

Reasons why i play as female is because if your gonna make a custom male you either have to make him look like a hardcore ruthless killer or a smooth skinned gay

[Berschemey]

watch out for ashley sex scene coz ashley's face gets cut open

[kazoodac]

cannot....be....unseen....

[bagasooceanus]

Release the orbital strike now.....

[ofnir123]

Did she just cast a singularity on her face by accident? damn...

[designkid5555]

OMG!!!!!!!

It's my luch lady!!!!!!! :)

xoxo

[killerfire23]

on torfan, did she execute the batarian terrorists with her "face"?

[DuelinginRS]

@killerfire23 I think it's the only possibility

[preddy102]

lol i shit my pants looking at that face...

[UnibX]

"She gets the job done. No matter what the cost."

Plastic surgery.

[GtarTravis]

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh my god! Someone help! I'm dying from laughter!!!

[Domunication]

Scary Maze all over again

[Matty85uk]

LMFAO

[Zminator1986]

ZOMG ZOMBIE IN SPACE!!!!

[Firstborn1017]

She was sent back in time to give birth to... (drum roll please) Fox News!

[Kaweebo]

Yes...THAT is Shepard. Not the bad ass guy we see on the cover of the games...no...THIS IS SHEPARD!!! *orgasms*

[DuelinginRS]

@Kaweebo I lol'd

[Kaweebo]

lol!!

[drbeefcakes]

F*ck nuking it, launch that b*tch in a star

...

THEN nuke it

[Gamelover9966]

That just killed my boner...

[MastaChief345]

oh god.

[ArnhemKnight117]

I lol'd

[xXF0RDXx]

LMFAO!!

[swimfeared]

nuke it from orbit just to be safe.

game over man game over!

[DuoOratar]

Kill it with a nuke, now.

[GamerBoy81]

Agreed

[Robtehman]

Clicking the exit button once just wasn't enough.

[ELMOS6198]

thats fucking creepy man

[Xkittydkiss]

No offense but... she is dog gone um "u-g-l-y"

[ironflea]

that....just killed my boner.

[boldy24]

Wow, I just about fell out of my chair laughing.

[19andoverlol]

KILL IT WITH FIRE

[orgilzrorgilzr]

ahh fucking emo

[TheRealTaco87]

Its my ROSIE!!!! She's so pretty!

Its FAP-TASTIC!!!

[killerfire23]

*vomits in toilet

[SolBladeLeo]

I stopped at :27 simply to ponder what would happen if she turned her face. Then I dropped the page down to the comments and thought.... Damn! and left it at :27. I wont soil mine eyes if it's that bad

[DuelinginRS]

@SolBladeLeo =)

[Jesera54]

Hoooooooooly... Sh.... xD

I like my greeneyed tight suit waering CO more ;)

[NInjai555]

It's so pathetic that even when you try to make a Shepard uglier than this, you can't. Damn.....that's all I'm gonna say.

[ARedMoonStudio]

haha so true

[bagasooceanus]

WHAT THE FUCK, HA HA HA HA. Even Paragon Shepard can makes krogan dies laughing

[AMNON489]

Wooh!!!! dude she looks she could be in a horror movie. YIKES!!!!

[JamieC4kes]

ROFL! :L Awesome

[Radman2117]

DUDE that image will haunt me for a while she looks like something out of a horror movie, UGLY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!.

[derektye05]

I just freaking cried from laughing so hard... very nice!

[Nylis23]

oww, my eyes!

i will never be able to unsee that! :P

[foxtrot45]

No love interest in this playthrough.

[DuelinginRS]

@foxtrot45 poor shepard

[foxtrot45]

Yeah, poor shepard for sure. She can't seem to catch a break lol.

[HuskyShinobiChouji]

holy fuck that bitch ugly o.e

[ENIGMATICentity]

lololololol thats fucked up. My Shepard looked like an Asian...with the scar on his chin

[TheTriIogy]

lol

[HowlingWolf518]

Ma'am, you're in the wrong game... Nazi extras were supposed to be in Room Twenty-FIVE.

[Elmir2008]

you made me spit out on my monitor... just a instinct reflex I have when I see things 2 ugly lol

[TomBombadil37]

Bad stuff went down on Torfan, lemme tell ya...

[AbyssalZones]

Actually she reminds me a little of a Scarren hybrid.

[sifrase91]

I feel sorry for kaiden

[renorxukuth]

Holy fugly!

[loganstarr96]

aaaaarrrrrrr! shes horrid!

[ozilevin200]

Something got comletely wrong with last botox injection xD

[DuelinginRS]

XD excellent

[Luceija]

Oh damn, first time I haven't noticed the titel of the vid xD

All I can say: WHAT THE...?!

If this is the real Shepard, I'm really sorry for the galaxy..

[GangstaJohnnyB]

AAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! MY EYES!

[blade706]

god she's hot

[DuelinginRS]

I know man, it's hard to do with Mass Effect.

[salamirterra]

I don't think Shepard got out of Torfan entirely unscathed.

[DuelinginRS]

Hahaha, good one

[lfim14]

o.O woow

[HaloSpartan300]

Jesus christ I think I got Cancer. XD

[irock104]

its a monster

[DuelinginRS]

You know you love hi-... er.... her.

[SubZeroJoe]

Oh i see. Thats a quarian only she's without her mask.

[DuelinginRS]

very nice!

[killerfire23]

Don't you be hatin on tali LOL

[ShedskinTalon]

<=o

Oh, my God!

[Sh3ngster]

MY GOD, IT'S THE BORG!

[DuelinginRS]

hahaha, looks eerily similar

[PeekaPeep]

LOL, she's perfect.

;-)

[DuelinginRS]

Thanks