HEALTHY MARITAL PRACTICES.

[Callisto000]

You are funny :D

Make more vids! :3

[iamkrismary]

You have the prettiest beard, good sir!

[fragileindustries]

Oh damn, you can't see my avatar. They are awesome, trust me.

[fragileindustries]

< --- note my awesome twofer twin scottish folds!!! Oh, this video? A little TMI. Poor Tessa.

[OriginalDRK]

Hugest Trumpet Ever

Boobs, FOOD and Boobs, SUPER Boobs, EXTRA Boobs, TURBO Boobs, ANGRY Boobs, SPORTY Boobs, STUPID Boobs, LOL Cats, REPUBLICAN Boobs

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[vanawesome]

@OriginalDRK - Hahahahaha. Yep, you got them all. Well done. Never did find the hugest Trumpet ever though. :(

[OriginalDRK]

@vanawesome That's the first time you've replied to one of my comments, I feel honored :)

[03oliwri]

WHY IS THERE NO CATRS?

[qualqui]

LOL,...an Obsession with Wheezy Waiter,...nah,....OriginalTess­aMessa is delusional,..oh,..wait,...was that sweet Mrs.Vanawesome with the WW outfit?!! Hehehehe....as for your channel profile, so that's you in undies and a bucket of blue paint,...great cartoon likeness of ya Cap'n Vanawesome,...ah, yes,...the Panther contest,...shucks i lost, i had voted you put panther by your desk,...thumbs up Vanawesome and missus!! =D

[KirstiieKam]

YAY! A Joe and Tessa videoooo! :D

[Tripleegirl]

I need a kitty video ASAP to delete the images of this video from my head! But, hey at least my vote was for the winning Panther placement!

[customcartoons]

Panther: Izzat a chalupa? P:

[WarrenWorthingtonIII]

Love this! I lovedy love, love this! I would seriously pay per view on these videos. Honestly; so proud to know you guys... One day it'll be in the real world, and it'll be weird, and awkward, and politely uncomfortable - But it'll be the greatest day of my life!

[ginzafox]

Good sir! So excited! New video :)

[Aoiichi]

Ewwwwwwww ! @ your healthy obession. (;^^)

[gypsysagezero]

Need. More. Scottish Fold. Kittehs. Just sayin' :)

[MyLifeAsSue]

LOL. Whats not to love about Wheezy Waiter?? PS Subscribed!

[danae9870]

Nooooooo YOU are the handsomest YouTuber in the WORLD!

[amberace]

I LOVE Wheezy as well

[TheJohnnyRaygun]

Eventually, Craig is going to comment on this. And it will be good.

[catsfat1]

i LOVE weezy waiter

[AtomicBuffalo]

You know how someone does something, and then they repeat it and it's funny, and then they repeat it some more and it's not funny, and then repeat it some more and it's funny again? Yeah, you lost me at step two. :) Also, a bean burrito would have been funnier. Why am I suddenly hungry?

[JudahFlix]

great episode man! I wish you would make these all the time!

[lightningchaser93]

Two things.

1.) This was hilarious.

2.) You played... I think it was Gears of War.... with my boyfriend on xbox live a few months/weeks ago.. I don't really remember the date. And that kind of makes your videos more awesome to me cause I'm weird I guess. Yeah.

[vanawesome]

@lightningchaser93 - oh shoot. You know I don't think that was me. Because I don't have an Xbox :( However, I am very upset to learn that somebody has my handle on xbox live! HOWEVER, to make up for this mixup, I'd be more than happy to play words with friends with your husband. I play that game with the intensity of Gears of War.

[lightningchaser93]

@vanawesome Dang. That person was totally posing as you. Like, saying they were you and everything. Awkward. Lol

[Karnyth]

@vanawesome I started a Words with Friends match against you, well hopefully you since the name was VanAwesome, and I played AGAINST as my first move for 55 points. I dont blame you for not wanting to make a move. :(

[KateReadsBooks]

just go and go and go

[claytonian]

you have a very brown house. And a sexy bearded wife.

[3Buffylover]

LOL, OMG, That is AWESOME!! This was some funny sh...you know...poop. Toilet, poop, toilet. Get it? GET IT? you don't get it do you?

[bobolovescake]

I find your videos entertaining. I DEMAND MORE

[1Lilly]

You should totally act more like yourself...You are more funny and real when you stopped what you where doing to talk to that girl in the back!

[t3ch4]

That was so disturbing on so many levels! Tessa dressed like that? Girl have you no fashion sense and the end scene, eating in the bathroom? Joe, I have no idea of any ideas and the ideas are just all gone!

[Sanshuro]

My panther picture is bigger than yours (seriously, I got the same one but larger. Muaha)

[TheMexicanBen]

wow have not seen you in a while!

[Doosb0x]

Mr VanAwesome I understand this whole real life thing but it makes me do a sad eyes when you don't post anything for a long time. A SAD EYES. I hope real life allows you to make more videos in the near future :3

[DrHeffron]

"Is there something funny back there?" Haha, brilliant.

Very entertaining as usual, Mr. Awesome.

[alwaysjello]

WEEZY WAITER ROX!

[XGOLiquidxKaos]

love it love it love it

[muffty1337]

that was kida funneh... but i am here for the KITTEHS! :D

[Potatis1337]

You should look into the viewfinder of your camera while filming :3

[deadkennedys63]

I enjoy your knit hat-button up shirt with tie combo. Party on top. Business on bottom.

[TheRealMason101]

Here's a man who knows how to make the most of his time. "out with the old in with the new." lol... seriously... lol. what a time saver. it's like peeing and brushing your teeth in the shower.

[jabzilla21]

hahaha omg that was funny. fav part...when she walked in the door dressed up :P i just knew you would say coffee and put the beard on her! haha

[mistyquest]

STUPID boobs? lol

[gingerlovin4u]

vanawsome, i'll still love you forever! x



[Bobo4lyf]

BAHAHA tessa

[zeroxityx]

Nice bookmarks ;p

[thealuminumfoiled]

you look like a lumberjack

[MizzayDizzay01]

He looks like that one guy...

[Edbrad]

How is she behind you? You sent her to your room in the WW costume! :S

[sauron2221]

haha weezy liked this

[JKsWatchables]

This videogram makes me want to unsubscribe just so I can subscribe all over again and again and again...until it hurts so good.

[GoldenChildBH]

Subscribed, lmao.

[jpoloh]

1:20 - 1:55 Now that's true love right there

3:46 When did she get there??

I want a soft box in my bathroom too!

POPS = Greatest web series EVAR! Episode 6 shooting is finally done!

[CaptainSquirrel195]

Holy mother of cats... What camera are you using?!?!

[JanErikEdvartsen]

@CaptainSquirrel195 It's super-incredibly-duperipicly sharp isn't it?

[RiskyBrothers]

i got this in my wheezywaiter sub box

[GoodjobStephen]

funny

[danny899]

LMAO look at his bookmarks.

[Mibbzz]

You have an unhealthy obsession with WheezyWaiter.

[Mibbzz]

@Mibbzz - Especially his character Donald from the popular webseries, PoPS.

[Katmamik]

I mean Bedroom, well I geuss it could be a badroom. especially with that outfit.

[Katmamik]

Ha Ha! Pather is still in the bathroom! I thought Tessa was waiting in the badroom for you, Then all of a sudden she was behind you. Im trippen!

[cindyreddeer]

Poor panther, I voted for you to be in the office...although some people refer to the bathroom as their office.

[friskedkitty]

I almost punched my screen at 3:45.

I was dying to know the end result.

[quackdamnu]

Wheezy obsessed? You? Naaaaa There's a little Wheezy in us all...I mean Wheezy's in all of us... I mean....um I gotta go.

[friskedkitty]

Hahaha I see what you did there. That random commenter was your wife.

Nothing gets past me.........

[Deathbynature89]

Great to see you again.

[KarlwinsFive]

how'd that poop go?

[stagetwentytwo]

Nice bookmarks, brah. (see what I did there? brah like how some people say "bro", and it's like bra because all of your bookmarks are about boobs).

[RockyBDemilleFan]

I love you! ♥ Got any single older brothers like you hangin' around lookin' for sumthin' to do? Well, do ya? =o)

[Shyaporn]

Oh, you do make me chuckle Mr. VanAwesome.

[TheReceptionist]

Will u be in my band and play the mouth horn?

[anoncritic]

PoPS is good, but I think "Punching Hellen Keller" would have been better if you had had the time to finish it.

[pineappleboyfilms]

Amazing!!!! Love it!

[kawaii50]

Now the kittens and you can poop like champions. You can thank the interbone when you're taking those panther poops. Sorry Tessa, but really....panther poops! It'll be awesome.

[griner65]

huzzah! A new video :)

I see the beard is making a nice come back!!

[newbsauce11]

Soooo many boobs tabs. But not enough.

[danny899]

Why are all of the related videos poop jokes?

[csandreas]

@danny899 read his tags....

[Me242008]

needed more kittens :D

[Me242008]

finally :D:D:D:D

[LemmyK00pa]

I really agree with the layout thing. People keep saying it makes stuff easier but I don't like it.

Like you said, it covers like 90% of your background image, killing the designability of your channel , and all you're left with is the bland box design, therefor making every youtube page look ABSOLUTELY THE SAME.

Also like 75% of your channel info is no longer displayed.

[Gakid0]

Sexy sexy... dynamic camera angles ;)

[cyborlite]

LOL. Out with the old, in with the new!

[DytonBrothers]

I love you Joe. I love it when you make videos. I love you. o.O

[JJC1138]

Geeeeeen. ius.

[dandobi]

Ba bah buhhhhh!!!

[absoluthysterics]

YOUR FACE IS LIKE A LIVING CARTOON CHARACTER.

IT'S FREAKING AMAZING (LIKE YOUR BEARD)

[nomiSimple]

poor man's Chimera?

[oOoxelAoOo]

I voted for toilet.

[ToastyJane]

@oOoxelAoOo Me too. We should get married.

[oOoxelAoOo]

@ToastyJane I believe we totally are getting married.

[ToastyJane]

@oOoxelAoOo Oh yeah. Good.

[vanawesome]

@ToastyJane D'aww.  You two are precious.

[crulee]

VANAWESOME! Why you leave me?

[electroforpresident]

i wish you had an unhealthy obsession with me bahahahaha

[thecolormaria]

you remind me of andy from parks and recreation. aaaand i like it.

[vanawesome]

@thecolormaria yah! I love Andy from Parks and Rec! I bet he and I have similar bookmarks.

[3Axis3]

@vanawesome implying Andy can even figure out how to use the internet enough to know how to bookmark lmao

[black487]

I legit belly-laughed

[SheerCuteGirl]

safest place to eat Mexican food!

[lillk001]

Brilliant. That's definitely a good place to have your litter box... in with the rest of the faecal matter :) Makes sense, except when your cats need to poop at the same time you do. That would be difficult...

I'm glad you hung the panther over the litter box - I voted for it to go there :D

[dindindc]

MOAR KITTEHS!

[Karnyth]

Your videos are fun and very entertaining. It really is a shame that you do not make them more frequently, you have a lot of potential.

[vanawesome]

@Karnyth - agreed.

[SheerCuteGirl]

beards make me happy too :)

[Basher929]

LOL!

[SheerCuteGirl]

comment!

[moronicron]

This is why we love you!

[vanawesome]

You guys, first and second comments really aren't all that impressive when my videos only get about 100 comments max. But still. Congrats I guess. :)

[snapf00]

@vanawesome They aren't even impressive on videos with 100k+ views (actually, less so, since that requires people beelining for the comment box rather than watching the actual video).

[MegaBrian35]

second

[Basher929]

FIRST COMMENT YAY!!!