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  • He'd like to run over your head. Maybe you should twice about what you say. And he's totally right that celebrities get preferential treatment. Just look at O.J. as the classic example.

  • Check out the brand new Tiger Woods B.A.S.T.A.R.D. video. If you know anyone who's been cheated on tell them about B.A.S.T.A.R.D. It's safer to dance it off than to 'club' someone! Hang in there Tiger! From Rockin Robin & BOOM!

  • what a load of shit, 100 pound woman pulls 200 pound man from back windo she and pulls to frond of car, the b attacked him, pretty simple!

  • Maybe he was try'n to get to the 1st hoe, or the 2nd hoe, or maybe the 3rd hoe, anyways he never made it to the 10th hoe.

  • @8bud500 lol I get it.

  • His wife found out she cheated.

    She tried to beat him up at his home...

    she broke his car vechicle she did not sign a prenuptual. She doesnt deserve his money, she assaulted him.

  • Another opportunity for the world to see how a certain demographic in this country makes all americans look bad. ANY opportunity to spew racist rants. Like any other terminal disease, people suffering from racism are dying a slow, painful death in america. Just as well I might add...

  • Watch the Sykes /Woodsvideo it may not come closer to the the truth but it is funny

  • chief of fools

  • WHO CARE'S??? Dont we all have problem's of our own. I know I sure do!

  • do you all realize how many europeans and others around the world see all the racist comments on here? They probably think USA is a racist god forsaken country

    I am embarrassed as an american to be associated with you assclowns on here but at least I support Tiger and honor his wishes to leave him and his family alone

    Tiger gives so much to us as fans and he helps the community....leave him alone dammit! He deserves that much for all he has done for us

  • Don't be an ass clown drama queen. We have a black president. As far as what he has done for "us" lol he's a freaking golfer and dump enought to marry a a whack job gold digger. I would have to say the guy makes us look dumb, but YOUR the one who is embarrassed to be an american, I'm embarrassed your an american also. It's 2009, stop with your race baiting, your type is the problem we have with race, not some moron calling someone a nig....

  • wow IT'S HARD TO FIND A POLICE WHEN THERE'S A LITTLE FINDER BENDER .Why is it that they won't to interview him for having a accident on his own private property?

  • peteykkk !!!! read your entries again. you must be so unhappy with your life that you you get so much satisfaction and triumphant feeling when your hating!!!

  • only celebreties can get away with turning down police multiple times for interviews about their run ins with the law ....if it was anyone else they would be draggin them to the station like it or not...preferential treatment????

  • you're an idiot. A fender bender is not a crime in your imaginary police state, moron. I hope you drive 90 mph into a wall.

  • you know what i mean asshole..they get away with this stuff all the time..big or small.....i'd luv to drive my car over your fat head going 90 bitch.......why dont you take your sorry ass back to the piece of shit country you came from

  • Did you hear that? He'd like to run over your head. Maybe you should twice about what you say. And he's totally right that celebrities get preferential treatment. Just look at O.J. as the classic example. Or try and see what happens if you're caught with drugs in another country? Rock stars do it all the time, and yet they continually get to travel. For anonymous people, they won't be allowed back in the country.

  • Tiger goes to sleep and still wakes up a coon. Tigers face is so messed up from his wifes beating, he can not show his face or his wife will be arrested. I always thought that Tiger was a cut above, now I know he is a dirty coon, just llike the rest of his race. Aporch monkey who stepped off the porch.

  • you're just fuking jealous of somebody who has more money and educated and far better skills than you. His fault is he's overly conceited? That's still not a crime. Bunch of american trailer trash retards.

  • Tigers face is so messed up from his wifes beating, he can not show his face or his wife will be arrested. I always thought that Tiger was a cut above, now I know he is a dirty coon, just llike the rest of his race. A porch monkey who stepped off the porch.

  • "What did he say?"

    "Nothing, he was mumbling, that was it."

    "How do you know there was no alcohol involved?"

    "The way he was talking and acting."

    This cop is not telling the truth. His story changes midway through the interview.

  • lol...Tiger is like a deer in the headlights....his team has no clue how to deal with the tabloids or Internet rumor mill...he has no control over us

    This is the age of the Internet...we are communicating and we are deciding for ourselves if he is guilty or what he is guilty of

    It is quite obvious he is lying through his teeth. Fire his lawyers and just tell the fukking truth!

  • According to TMZ?

    What planet are you on? Anyone can make accusations if they are never held accountable to back them up with proof. Tiger has a history. TMZ has a history and the "woman" who allegedly had an affair with Tiger, has a history. I'll take Tiger's known history over TMZ and a KNOWN celebrity seeking whore, any day of the week.

    You hate Tiger because he's part African American, highly successful and married to a gorgeous White Woman.

    How's that for the "bottom line."

  • tall blonde vikings aren't my type.

    i prefer short brunettes with big boobs and nice ass.

    and btw, Tiger implyed that he was ashamed of his African American heritage

  • Tiger has ahistory? Are you crazy. Tiger plays golf then goes home or wherever. what history!!

  • According to TMZ...tiger was in his shorts, t-shirt and NO SHOES!  when he drove off in the SUV and paramedics found him with his wife

    Now...you only dressed like that if you in a hurry to get away....AND it is illegal to drive in florida without your shoes on!!!!

    Hmmmm...something not adding up here Mr Woods

  • What I want to know is if Tiger Woods is alive because he is supposedly only communicating through his website. The police should have already gone in there and made sure that he is alive. Why should they take his wife's word that he is asleep? If it were the other way around Tiger would be getting treated like O.J..

  • This cop is so gullible! Tiger's wife was upset over his affair and hit him with a golf club. When Tiger fled in his car, she ran behind at first and broke his back window with her club. Duh! Then Tiger looked back at the damage and went off the road, hitting a tree. That's the only logical explanation. If it were as simple as Tiger says, he would have no reason to hide from the cops and refuse to talk. Wake up, people! Can't you spot a liar? Think back to kids. Tiger is covering up!

  • for sure man.

  • So what...he had an affair...big deal. Not one married man on this planet is faithful to his wife...not one

    It simply is not natural for a man to keep having sex with same woman over n over n over n over and not get bored

    Women just cannot grasp that concept.....Tiger, divorce this bittch and move on. Shouldn't have got married to begin with...now you need to call Paul McCartney for advice...dumbasss

  • do you think tiger would say "no big deal" with his wife fucking and sucking some other guy?

  • tiger just proved to the world what kinda shithead he really is,the nerve of this guy to be banging some bimbo as his wife and kids are waiting at home,wonder how he would feel if he found out that his wife was out bangin some guy while tiger was at home with the kids?? what a douchbag asshole you are tiger.

  • You're a twit. You're acting like there is a case mounting against Tiger, when in reality it's a traffic matter that would have been closed by now if Tiger Woods wasn't involved. It's shameful to see so many creeps crawl out the woodwork hoping Tiger Woods is guilty of something so they can knock him off his pedestal in attempts to feel better about their own pathetic lives. You're speculating and slandering, in reality you're the only "douchebag asshole". Stop watching so much TMZ. . .

  • bite me you little ass kissin fag.

  • Smart. You want a "fag" to bite you. . . I bet you do chump.

  • yeah,and that fag is you.

  • Yeah, except in person you wouldn't call me a fag. In reality, If anyone is the "fag" it's yourself. Speculating and creating rumors about another man's life lol. . . You sound like a little girl haha

  • "You're speculating and slandering,"

    So far we have an awful of this and false reports. First he was "seriously hurt" and walked out of the hospital. Then reports about his wife, not by eyewitnesses, but hearsay. If Tiger sues, he'll make more than what he already has.

  • Hey, just because she's a hot blond doesnt mean

    she is a freak! Homeboy needs some boody.

    The blonde gold digger just wants to shop,

    not BOP.

  • tiger you sneaky baztard. what are you doing at 1 in the morning in a club with a prostitute.. when you are married.. my god.

  • Damn!! People amaze me making up their own shit and get upset when people don't buy it. Club?? Prostitute?? Careful buddy! There are laws against slander & libel that you are dabbling with.

  • i really need somebody to talk to , really bored today

  • arrest that white tramp for domestic violence

  • Arrest her? tiger is the one that should be arrested for cheating,he has 2 small children at home and he's out banging some whore..you racist douchbag.

  • Yes arrest her for domestic violence. Who cares if she has two small children? men are thrown in jail on a daily basis based on current domestic violence laws. If she white put her in jail black I dont care. Even if she an old Skank A@@such as yourself. Have a good day: P

  • "who cares if she has two small children"? ill tell you who doesnt care TIGER DOESNT CARE,your a fucking douchebag and you too have a good day:0

  • lying cop arrest that bitch for domestic violence.

  • what? po-po don't know shit.

  • Refuses to speak to police? I wonder what would happen if you or I refused to speak to police after an accident.

  • how stupid are the cops in Florida?  Most average cops would have taken someone in for domestic violence.

  • The crazy white bitch swinging the golf club did more than break the rear car window! CSI need to check that club for fecal matter! Bet it was a Big Bertha driver, too...no wonder Tiger passed out.....

  • LOL that's good

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  • what rock do you live under. TIGER IS BLACK! Black POWER!

  • tiger is half black...now,rodney king IS black.

  • Unless you moved to the states from Africa odds are (like 99.9%) you have quite a few Caucasian relatives in your ancestry.

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  • not black.........hmmmm

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  • If you believe Tigers wife had a golf club and and courageously saved him from the accident contact me...there is a bridge I want to sell you...

  • Sober people don't run into trees. Take it from someone who knows.

  • We all know he was drinking for christs sake. They cut him a break.

  • This is the source of our problems... Search for "chemtrails", "Dont talk about the weather", "Endgame HQ". There's a secret program that is poisoning us.  I recorded it myself (my chan). We need you to wake others ASAP!

  • Everybody should chek the mrcutless video response it is fuckin epic!!!

  • the tree got in the way

  • If this would have happened to ANYONE participating in this discussion the result would be a possible ticket and a definite insurance deductable. But, because it's Tiger and has a BLONDE bed mate, it's coon this, fried chicken that... so I say to you are your comments about the accident or is this an opportunity to vent some other insecure frustrations? Let you words do the talking. Also, be careful, I can trace all of you. Try me...

  • The insecurity of white america played out through racism is the greatest poison known to man... ever

  • i don't know why, but this reminds me of the movie scarface....Tony Montana snorting that white shit up his nose

  • leave him alone.

  • i heard cops are questioning their kid. thats freaky. i think the kid's pretty young. and to help the pigs. fuck that shit man.

    thats so wrong. poor kid.

  • ROID RAGE

  • Tiger normally drives a Buick. They are the best car! Half million coons can't be wrong!

  • Tiger was pissed at his wife. Tiger said to his wife he was going to get some chicken at the local KFC. Cuz his wife doesn't know how to make greasy chicken feet and sweet potato pie. His wife said due to the recession they closed the KFC. He was so pissed he drove over the fire hydrant.

  • LMFAO that is too funny.

  • ur a retard squeege

  • I think Tiger was a little fucked up. I would guess he was taking some strong pills, maybe oxycontin.

  • He probably has a special ring-tone for booty calls. Like, "ring..ring.. hey baby, whassup? right now? oh yeahh, I could go for sum of dat...WHACK! ahhhhhhhhh! put down the golf club you crazy bitch! U fucked my face up!"

  • Surrrreee. Lord, what is wrong with these white women who chase after this Black men to marry them and think they can wrap them around their fingers. Don't they know Black men can never be responsible, faithful, and lack leadership in the home. Do not worry honey, complete your goal-diggin plan, and get that money. Black male athletes are the easiest to get money off b/c they cannot keep their dick in their pants. LOL LOL

  • Laws don't seem to apply to Mr Woods....third day in a row he has failed to talk to police

    Apparently celebrities get special treatment...WTF!

    What about the underage female in the SUV with him? Nobody talking about that....some local cheerleader

    If i was his wife I would run down the street chasing after him with a 7 iron too for cheating on me

  • the vultures smell dirty laundry and the circle relentlessly....

  • This is big news because Tiger is the world's biggest "Golden Boy"...we need some dirt on him to feel better about ourselves.. It's all about balance...now I can I sleep better.

    :)

  • you guys are hillarious.

  • here;s what really happened. you know why!! cause i was there!! me and tig were chillin smokin a big fattie and drinkin some 40;s when his old lady found out and confronted him about porkin a whore. i went upstairs and played xbox 360 tig woods gold of course, i saw her fucking his face up and he tried to get away and wrecked the caddy. he was drunk and stoned. this bitch dont fuck around and he knew it. . she dont need this dumb negroe. i fucked her when tig was at the hospital. im sorry,

  • Well i too was there at the incident.

    Heres what happened:Allegedly Woods got stoned and crashed his Car but before this all happened,his wife went and sucked my cock.

    The End.

  • He was probably looking in the rear view mirror while driving away, thinking, shit, that bitch fucked up my face good with a golf club, then ...CRASH!

  • dude crashed into a fucking tree, his wife had to pull him out by smashing a window with a golf club.....

    yea, he was faking his injuries all-right....

    fucking idiots....

  • Ok, who cares if Tiger and his wife got into it! It's not our business, it's just something nosey people want to know. If I got into an accident because me and my spouse had it out, I wouldn't want it to be made public either. It happens to everyone, Tiger's no different... just leave it alone!

  • Who really gives a shit, Tiger got into an accident. He doesn't have to say anything to the cops so move on...He didn't kill or hurt anyone so who really cares.

  • This is huge news. If its me or you, no one cares. Tiger is public figure No.1....everything he does, right or wrong, is major news.

  • Oh shut up, you smug asshole. If you didn't care, you wouldn't be here posting, Dumbass.

  • I don't care if he got into with his wife!!!! The thing I care about is people loving trying to screw up people's lives a little bit more!

  • I saw this on YouTube shit for brains and thought it was absolutely stupid that they are making a big deal of Tiger Woods and his accident, so no I don't care and Fuck You.

  • Why do you even bother commenting if it's so unimportant to you? You're probably homosexual and under-educated.

  • WOW you are ignorant.

  • Wow. You're like overwhelmingly interested in this issue, and unaware of it.

  • It's like watching the news idiot...there are things that are on the news that really don't deserve air time like the octo mom but that doesn't mean I'm "overwhelmingly interested" you simply have to watch it because it's on the news. Is that clear or do I need to spell it out more???

  • heres what happened

    he has fucked some chick and been caught she went at him with a golf club

    he reversed over the fire post trying to get away

    now hes running to put the story together

    BIG FUCKIN DEAL.

  • So he was "in & out of consciousness and mumbling", but the officers found no reason to believe even possible alcohol involvement based on "the way he was acting" ........which was semi conscious speaking in tongues?

  • He feigned the "in & out consciousness".

    Good grief he should just man up. His wife bashed him up in the house and bashed his car distracting him and causing a slow speed accident that did not even deploy the air bags.

    The PUSSY was trying to avoid making any statements or answer any questions by PRETENDING to be "IN AND OUT OF CONSCIOUSNESS"

    Hey Tiger you jerk, you are embarrassing yourself and making matters worse every day with your childish avoidance behavior.

  • well i don't know the details of this case. but my cousin, who doesn't ever drink, crashed his car one time. he slammed his head and went into shock. when the police got there he was picking up pieces of his car and putting them in his trunk and mumbling nonsense. it was a result of his head wound and the shock of crashing.

    not saying it is a parallel to Wood's case. i don't know shit about it. but it is possible to go "in & out of consciousness and mumbling" and not be drunk

  • Desarollo-I'm sure its very possible, very. What gets me is that it appears that they make their decision he isn't drinking by the celebrity drunk test...which is probably just asking "Have you been drinking? No?..Ok Mr. Woods sir" Shouldn't any healthy person who strangly just rams into a tree and fire hydrant with no real explanation why, and who was behaving similar to an intoxicated person when police arrived, be tested? Or even questioned? Drunk or sober, special treatment is BS.

  • You forget, he's part asian...so yeah, it not unusual for him to be perfectly sober and still drive like a fool...

  • classic, this cop-pig is such a twatt, okay so a celebrity skates on fucking up, and tells the police when or when not he will talk to him, in a big car it is not easy to bust up your face while wearing a seatbelt, if he was, but they handle him with kid gloves, true he acts well in public, but he made millions from nike that allegedly uses slave labor to produce products, he is part of the problem, look in the mirror tiger, this cop is a deusche bag

  • HEY CHIEF...>> For the 3rd time, Woods cancels meeting with police . Time to charge this boy with obstructing a Police Investigation.

  • "you have the right to remain silent"

  • "halcyon083' Easy solution...Tiger should swap wives and get that nutty asian ballon boy mom. Seem's like a nice screwed-up match.

  • sheesh, halcyon, one of the biggest troll on yt, second to idiots like jewswrecknations

  • Maybe now he'll admit to the use of POLY MAX EXTREMES. And he should because his endorsement deals are toast.

  • lol at people feeling sorry for Elin Nordgren.

    Do you think she ever would have given Tiger the time of day, if he wasn't rich? She saw his bank account, and said "I do" faster than rabbit gets shagged!

    She just wants access to his bank accounts. Unfortunately, she is learning the hard way that in life, you must take the good with the bad.

    You can have his superstar money, but you'll also have to deal with his superstar affairs.

    Not justifying Tiger, but lets call a spade a spade.

  • Yo Escalade crashes to a tree while yo baby mama chases you with a club? Welcome to NIggaDom Tiga!

  • celeberties never get hurt, bet you if hugh hefner drove a bugati veyron 200mph and crashed w/o the help of seatbelt he be walking the next day.

  • who... cares... this a domestic dispute. gotta stupid humans, all worried about celebs.

  • That colored boy is going to have to pay big time. Too bad he was not able to find a nice black woman to marry. What a slap in the face of his momma.

  • His mom isn't black you dumbass, and I'm pretty sure his Swedish supermodel wife is a few notches higher than any of the heiphers you've slept with.

  • Its not going to matter because his kids will come out the same color he is. T?he question is, how many black guys would mess with white girls if they knew the kid would come out looking like the white parent. That meaning blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm willing to bet interracial mating would go way down.

  • I'm not sure what's more interesting. The Woods incident or the outlandish comments listed on this post. Maybe the cameras are pointed in the wrong direction.

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  • Obviously his blonde bimbo wife was pissed at him for screwing around. This bitch should be sent to jail and she can really experience a good golf club where it counts.

  • haha how true...:) i luv it when people use there head for somthing other than a hatrack....to funny

  • Theres no logic to him having a genuine accident even if he was being chased by a mad wife. The only logical thing is that the crash was staged to cover up previous injuries caused to him. Then they pretend that she used the golf club to get him out (why didnt he just open the door? LMFAO) so this makes it look like a genuine accident and a concerned wife LMFAO. Its amazing the lengths people will go to to lie and bullshit to save their reputation.

  • TMZ has just reported that Tiger has turned away the police for 2nd time today.

    He's pulling a Ted kenney!!

  • Because otherwise I'm thinking that she's been reading National Enquirer that Tiger's nailing some other woman, attacks Tiger in their house, he tries to flee, she chases him with a golf club (thank God he's not a professional hunter), he crashes his car and you know those fiery Swedes, she just beats the hell out of the car, and then beats him in the street. Of course, there could be another explanation I suppose . . .

  • Dan,

    Don't upset Agent Mark. You wouldn't like him if he got upset. He'd come over to your house, wreck his Lamborghini into your fire hydrant, and take out a rose bush or two. Dan, wait a minute, here's Agent Mark now. Yeah, Dan, Agent Mark here. Look Mr T & Mrs E need a break, so be nice public servant and come back Sunday. But yo, Dan, check with me before coming out, I'll let you know when it's a good time. If you got any questions, talk to Mayor whats his name. He' s onboard. Good night.

  • There are plenty of white celebrities who do stupid things(Mel Gibson, Lindsey Lohan, etc.). Why do you think this has anything to do with his race? Or are you just using this as an opportunity to show off how cool you are because you notice what Tiger Wood's ethnicity is. Good job, bigot!

  • WHO FUCKING CARES!!!! why is this such a big deal god!!! there so so much more out there that should be more interesting than a fender bender...damm

  • Rumor:

    "Tiger Woods was beaten by his wife with a golf club when she caught him having sex with man in her bed..

    Blacks rape their children at an early age, like Joe raped Jacko and the Mother never complained. It's normaL for them. So Maybe Tiger was also raped by his black dad and is a homo.

    Internet explodes on rumors Tiger is as gay as BHO.

    What's next, BHO having a fight with his gay lover, Reggie Love, in the Oval Office?

  • I think you're the homo.

  • Tiger will try to cover this up ....with all his big bucks and all ...truth is he was leaving his house "pissed" off at his lady ....

    Funny how she heard the crash from way back in the "mansion" and rushed to his aid with a "golf club in hand"

    What a CROC story that is ??????

  • maybe he was trying to leave and she smahed the window with a club, causing him to crash... at any rate, trying to avoid questioning will just start rumors and raise suspision, making him and his wife look like guilty fools

  • before hitting the glass did she yell "FOUR..?"

  • obama has called for a FOOL investigation

  • i love tiger and hoope he gets thru this, but for some reason i sense an oj simpson type of fall from grace. I pray to god this isnt so...

  • man it's just a cool marketing ploy for the brand of golfclub...DUH...

    You wait and see a commercial soon

  • LOL! That would be hilarious if Mrs. Woods held a press conference stating, "and Tiger Woods is alive today thanks to TaylorMade golf clubs..."

  • @flcadam Except he doesn't swing Taylormade at all.

  • he had a spat with the trophy wife, I hope he called her cracka.

  • Rumor:

    "Tiger Woods was beaten by his wife with a golf club when she caught him having sex with man in her bed..

    Blacks rape their children at an early age, like Joe raped Jacko and the Mother never complained. It's normaL for them. So Maybe Tiger was also raped by his black dad and is a homo.

    Internet explodes on rumors Tiger is as gay as BHO.

    What's next, BHO having a fight with his gay lover, Reggie Love, in the Oval Office?

  • DAM RIGHT BITCH !

  • Shutup Eurotrash Greazer Wop

  • his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

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  • Hey,want a 5 iron up yours !

  • I bet Tiger was messing around on his wife. His wife is a real beauty but one cannot beat some strange stuff every so often and in this case I bet he went for the new nookie. After all he is Tiger Woods.

  • She's a model so it's understandable she confused Nicholson with Nickolas but there's little doubt Tigers drive has landed him in the rough. It will be interesting to see if he takes a penalty

  • Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger,

    Tell me what's going on. You keep a golf club by the door just in case of emergency, like when you tear up your SUV, run over a fire hydrant and smash into a tree. That's some pretty good emergency planning. Could we see the practice drill films? Here you are unconscious, trapped inside your SUV, the only access is through the rear window with a golf club. Were you wearing your seat belt? Your wife enters, releases the belt, and drags your limp body to safety. Tiger?

  • Mike Tyson did the same thing 20 yrs ago!! Crashed his car into a tree after fighting with Robin Givens. Tiger had to one-up him by adding a fire hydrant to the mix lol

  • The crash was staged to protect his name. I also read where the other women could be a man. They claim that many in this game are so/so if you get my drift.

  • annoying commercial... skipped

  • crazy wife thinking hes cheating. he ran into a hydrant trying to get away, then a tree in the neighbors yard cause his crazy wife thought he was with the model he was with just days ago. just my opinion. id like to see how this plays out, or gets covered up!

  • simple case of domestic violence

  • His wife punched him on the mouth BEFORE he left the house.. Woods is just too ashamed to admit it..

  • I wonder if he was driving one of those Lexus vehicles that the gas peddles are getting stuck on!?

  • It was a Cadillac

  • I like how they say she "freed" him from the car with a golf club, smashing the window. Obviously, she was trying to get his ass WITH the golf club.

    It's not like the SUV was on fire or Woods was trapped inside it. I'll bet she beat his ass WITH the golf club before the cops got there.

  • Doors were probably locked and Tiger was unconscious and she didn't have the key so she used a 9 iron. She probably should of used a slim jim, but I'm guessing the 9 iron was easier to find.

  • Unconscious? From hitting a fire hydrant? At or near the end of his driveway? How fast could he have been going to be knocked unconscious? He's lived in that house for 2 years. Why is it all of a sudden he hits the fire hydrant? Why at 2:30am?

    I'm guessing she chased his ass down the driveway WITH the club and preceded to pound on the SUV after he nailed the fire hydrant, smashing the window, etc.

    She "freed" him?!?!?! HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

  • Trust me, I've seen it a hundred times. People get the slightest bump on of their heads or impact it too fast which causes the brain which is floating in liquid to hit slam against the skull and then they are out, unconscious. The human head is very fragile.

  • Uh huh. And she "freed" him from the SUV by smashing the *rear window* with a golf club.

    Not the front windows or even the side passenger windows, so as to "free" him, but the *rear window* which would have required that he crawl OVER and between the seating to get out.

    Yeah. That's believable.

  • I wasn't at the scene of the accident like you were, so my educated guess is that the doors were locked. He never had to crawl over the seats but exited from the driver side door once it was unlocked. She crawled over the seats and unlocked the door.

    Smashing the driver side window or windshield would have been more dangerous to do as shards of glass may cut Tiger. So the smart breaking point into the car is furthest point from the driver, the rear window.

  • IT TURNS US ON !

  • Could it be a seizure of some sort? I know he's only 34 and a sportsman but it's not unheard of that people who are in healthy and good condition get some sort disease.

  • @RedPhroggz if by seizure you mean wife chasing him, and causing it. I'm telling you it was the bitch's fault.

  • @talltom1973 No, that's your rather flexible interpretation of a seizure. I was just wondering what happened.

  • I doubt it was seizure, just guessing that he was in an argument. possibly the wife, or maybe he was drunk, and the police are helping him out. Not sure why the police need to talk him further. Heard that they wanted to interview him, but were turned away. I have to say if it happened to me, and the police wanted to interview me. I would say no, it was a single car accident, and I am the only injured party. Plus it happened on private property.

  • Sounds like a domestic dispute to me........Probably his wife is sick of staying home with the kids while he trips around the world in his private jet with his Mum playing golf. She's grabbed hold of a golf club, threatened him with it (may have even hit him in the mouth). He's then run from the house jumped in his truck, misjudged his fast get away as she's come after him with the club. Once he had the accident she's gone oops!!police and press, this is not good, better make up a story fast.

  • A great golfer and a liar it would seem too......

  • Smells like O.J. !

  • sleep walking

  • Sounds suspicious to me Watson.

    Whats your take on it?

    Well Holmes, sounds like a case of White Devil Golf Widow rage if you ask me.

    Splendid deduction Watson!

    Another case solved.

    Would you light my pipe dear chum?

    Love to Sherlock you Super Dick you

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