Andy Schlafly - HPV

[fonkymaster]

ED brought me here.

[KeeBsUYA]

Andy Schlafly is a fucking goon.

[pyrophobia133]

assfly has a severe case of nasal congestion...

[TheTranceCartel]

Pro-Family? I object to MSNBC labelling the Eagle Forum as "pro-family". that's pretty biased don't you think?

[RoboSlater]

This speaks exactly to the danger of the Democratic Party to our youth. True,m they destroyed our public schools with their school board policies, but this is directly illustrative. Directly so.

[RoboSlater]

Andy is quite handsome and articulate. And, since this video was posted, everyone acknowledges he was right and Gov. Perry was wrong, as Perry now admits himself.

[meric2]

Andy is obivously a virgin. I don't know how he got his children. Maybe through prayer.

[dark7element]

I wonder how anyone could listen to this idiot and still be willing to call themselves a conservative.

[TheLastSamurai14]

3:54 And that, ladies and gentlemen, is what you'd call a shit-eating grin.

[particle409]

How can you point to a case of cancer that the vaccine prevented?

[rolingpingu]

It has not been proven? O.o

If u don't know about biochemistry, maybe u should be careful b4 saying that! The vaccine succesfully prevents uterus col cancer (unless another complication had place b4), and it also prevents HPV. No it doesn't prevent any other STD, so it's not like u can freely have sex however u want after the vaccine

[Cloggerzzz]

What a monumental asshat.

[Mesarphelous]

"You gonna eat yo babies" -Andy Schlafly

[Nashhinton]

@Mesarphelous, DID HE REALLY SAY THAT? LOL

[Shadoboy]

Why would anyone listen to Schlafly anyway? He's the one trying to re-write his own holy book because it's not conservative enough,

[mrchacko]

What does Andy care about it for? He thinks women are inferior to men.

[CarlMinez]

I hope everyone who watches this knows that Andys arguments are totally invalid, founded on absolutely nothing and in many case just straight out lies.

[SUPERKINGMANCHAMP]

@CarlMinez If there's one thing in your post that's *not* straight, it's Andy himself

[CarlMinez]

@SUPERKINGMANCHAMP

Sir, that is so true.

[CorpsmanUP87]

so, what he is trying to say is that the disease should be left alone because it serves as a good deterent from teens having sex?

*Sigh*

poor sad little man....

[ProtestinDminor]

What in the hell is wrong with his voice?

[Nilsy1975]

Andy, you fucktard!

[onevision1991]

That Andy guy is a fucking moron.

[rolyan3]

Does vaccine promote sex? What the fuck kind of headline is that?

[KentuckyFriedGunman]

He sounds like Macintalk had sex with Kermit the Frog.

[halflifeproductionz]

the guys a conservative douchebag who thinks the bible isn't conservative enough. stupid fuckin idiot!

[PS3Oilerfan83]

Gross.

[plaparen]

Much as there are physical characteristics shared by sufferers of Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, Andy exhibits the squinty eyes and low, deep voice of people with Aspergers.[1]

[1] fact

[seniorxduck]

I don't know the last time I had sex about worrying about whether or not I would get cancer... cancer is the worst STD in existence.

[TMNEnglish]

Like he's got fucking peanut butter constantly stuck to the roof of his mouth.

[BluudFart]

It is okay to go and have sex. Welcome to earth, dumbfuck.  We've been doing it for millions of years.

[ElijahTheAtheist]

I went to this video from ED, expecting for this guy to have a slightly odd voice. Heard him talk, and it far exceeded my expectations. I lol'd.

[jemremyc]

This guy is despicable. He's just like "Fuck science. I'm just going to insist that it's not scientifically valid, since I can't support my dumb-ass ideology in any honest way."

[Rookie2033]

damn ED was right he does sound like a dumbass lol

[Shavarnarak]

When I heard about this clown Schlafly I just KNEW he'd be on ED, because he's so lulzy.

And via ED I heard he had a voice like a dairrhea-gargling muppet, so I just had to see it. And indeed he DOES!

[Gnickk]

Oh my, he DOES sound like a diarrhea-gargling muppet having its throat stood on after all. Such is the nature of people who would condemn millions to contract cancer not because he fears the bad consequences of sex, but because he fears the sex itself.

[hunchbacked]

Andy Schafly is one of these fundamentalists who totally disgust me (along with some islamic fundamentalists like Ahmadinejad).

As much I can have respect for some chirstians, as much I spit on his religion and I despise him.

Go to hell Andy, freak!

[JonnieDarko69]

Andy sounds like a gay robot

[kurisu7885]

@JonnieDarko69

A robot is pretty much what he is. him being organic doesn't make it any less true.

[JonnieDarko69]

@kurisu7885 Its just too bad he's wrong......and an idiot

[emmyjo720]

Women can die of cervical cancer in their 20's...

[emmyjo720]

The Polio vaccine and TB vaccine weren't " proven" until the deadly dieases were illiminated from western society due to the vaccine... Andy Schlafly sounds like he doesn't know how to talk to people. Does he has a form of aspergers?

[kurisu7885]

@emmyjo720

AS someone who actually has aspergers I find that outright insulting. Andy boy up there is either just an idiot or he really doesn't know how to deal with people

[NameNotAlreadyTaken2]

amazing that when you listen to this guy speaking, the way he speaks, the words he uses, he sounds identical to every Republican ever who has appeared on TV to say anything.

[RickRollMaster]

any politician after the 1900s who ever lived used at least one of those lines.

[VictoryForBrad]

hehehehe, his voice is terrific!

[Xpenguin17revived]

Oh man these neocon motherfuckers just never give up do they? Ya dig the retardoe's voice? Fuckin' candyman...

[McSqueaky]

Oh my god. He sounds like a muppet.

[D3ltaStar]

bible-bashers disgust me. They would rather see people suffer horrible diseases rather than (horror of horrors) have sex!

Why not create some more STIs to prevent evil people enjoying themselves.

[Gothyperson]

white cleveland?

[tregnier279]

Oh my god, he sounds like the shady informant with the trench coat and fedora with popped collar in those detective movies.

And *not* in a good way.

[zacg08]

or a shady kermit the frog with a trench coat.

[demonicspire1]

Oh my god, that was priceless 3:07 "when there isn't a single case of cancer that has been proven to have been prevented by this vaccine". How would you go about proving that? Also at 3:20 "It protects cancer, it protects cancer" is pretty funny.

[czolgolz]

Once again, a non doctor giving medical advice.

[Lotte1284]

I literally have tears in my eyes from laughing at his voice. Dear god. :'D

[LadyBMusic]

Haha you're right! X)

Oh man his voice!! XD X)

LOL ROFL X)

[earwasel2]

he fails to realize that teenaged girls and young women have sexual intercourse, regardless of the risk

when was the last time you heard a female say 'i'm not going to have sex because of cervical cancer risks' ... or conversely 'wow, there's a cervical cancer vaccine that will now allow me to screw everything that walks!'

people have sex...its what they do

[DarkForces99]

Oh shut up Ass fly. Your voice is absolutely obnoxious.

[squirrelfight12]

he sounds retarded because...well he is

[comamaos]

He sounds like Kermit.

[triangl]

sheer bloody mindedness.

and of course unadulterated idiocy

[AntiFascist18]

Hes got the voice of a retarded cartoon character. And he's also the Godforsaken creator of Conservapedia. We should eliminate him now.

[lichmae14]

He tries to argue around 3:00 that people will have more sex because they think cant get cancer. Guess I didn't hear about that link between sex and cancer.

[Sivels]

is this the founder of conservapedia??

[ImaGoofyGooberYEAH]

Andy showing once again that he hates women, and hes got the most fucking annoying voice in the world.

[strawberrysomethings]

LOL HIS VOICE

[aserfozo]

lol

[theknack101]

he kinda sounds retarded. His voice is much lower than I expected. I expected it to be kinda whiny.

[madlad20023]

Kromed, your contributions to this site have not been substantive. Open your mind and let the truth set you free. You will only regret the fact that you have left it so long. Godspeed.

[theknack101]

lol

He would say that

[kromed01]

My mate shagged his gay brother.

[mikelew007]

Did Mr. Schlafy just try to argue against an attempt to prevent cancer? O.o

[TheSofaFox]

HAHAHA! Holy shit, he sounds like a fucking oopa loompa!

[JJGMTS]

what a moron - cancer is better than teens having sex? you stupid cretin. and you sound like an idiot.

[neveruse513]

"there isn't a single case of cancer that has been proven to have been prevented by this vaccine."

classic schlafly...what a douche.

[chris0186]

I actually had this talk with my doctor today:

Excuse me sir

"Yes doctor?"

Do you see that nasty jar on the shelf over there?

"Yea, what about it?"

That's the cancer you never got thanks to the vaccination you just received!

"FUCKING AWESOME!"

*High five

[wilymopena]

AHAHAHAAHHAHHA

His voice. God damn.

[WATCHMEN12]

There's no way that's his real voice. He must be having fun with people.

[Gorfob]

He sounds like a diarrhoea gargling muppet.

[plaparen]

Yes.

Woman get the cancer at 48, so naturaly we can't give them vaccin when ther are 11.

IT MAKE SENSE WHEN YOUR NOT A DIRTY GODLESS LIBERAL!

Shut upp shitfly.

[Rookie2033]

gtfo of the internet

[ancalites]

colossal dipshit

[TurboSpaghettiRobot]

Schafly's brother is gay and Conservapedia will bad you for mentioning it.

Just putting that out there.

[hunchbacked]

@TurboSpaghettiRobot

I'm sure Andy's mother enjoys having a gay son, this stupid degenerate withered bitch.

[matty120]

What a cock.

Thats all there is to say.

The mans a cock

[theominousthey]

only the right wing would look at the options and decide teen sex is worse than cancer.

[illegalusername]

Takes a special sort of evil to claim a moral high ground while doing that too

[kromed01]

check out the game conservatroll on the website rationalwiki.

[LordIncompetent]

Encyclopædia Dramatica claimed that Andy has a voice that sounds exactly like a diarrhea-gargling muppet with a foot stepping on its throat.

They were right, as always.

P.S. ÆdS.

[MalenkyGoblin]

He sounds like Sam the Eagle on downers.

[KillMeNow1990]

What an idiot.

[internetaccount122]

Thousands living long, healthy lives, safe from a disease which doesn't show up until years after you get it! How horrible:O

[kromed01]

His brother John is gay and a mate of mine had sex with him.

[Jackorknave]

Despite how funny this comment is, his brother is actually gay (public record)and any mentioning this fact this on Conservapedia will get you banned, despite the countless smears against many liberal figures on the site..

[Blusko]

Hahaha. Schlafly sounds like a fucking Animal Crossing character or something. I love that just-squeezed-out-a-shit smile he pulls at the end. Gotta love that goofy bastard.

[LordIncompetent]

Moar liek a diarrhea-gargling muppet with a foot on its throat, amirite?

[Blusko]

I've often wandered what it would be like to be accused of plagiarising myself.

[LordIncompetent]

Excuse me for being too lazy to source quotes while commenting on some random video.

[Blusko]

Zoinks! Just making sure you don;t toddle off witht he wrong impression is all! My comments weren't that funny anyway. At all.

[Magni56]

Just ignore Andy. He honestly believes that he has a monopoly on objective truth and that everyone not sharing his opinion is either ignorant, close-minded or has a dark agenda.

SHort: He´s a nutjob.

[unquenchablefire]

What a cunt. I bet he'd be opposed to an AIDS vaccine, if one were discovered.

[Ljosalfar]

This brainless manic does know, that the nobel price 2008 for medicine goes to a German for the discovery of viruses and and bacteria, that cause cancer??? This bloke is so... I cannot find the right words without getting really rude!

[alman53]

Andy Schlafly disowned his gay brother.

[LordIncompetent]

That's because he refused to take it in the ass from Andy.

[MagnificentFiend]

Ah, Andy Schlafly, the archetypal sad middle-aged man...

[megamarsvin]

God, once again, weighing in, trying to stop us from vaccinating our children because science is morally wrong.

Clearly of you're sick you should pray to god. If you don't get better, you deserve what you got.

[hannigaholic]

*sigh*

We all know the only reason girls don't have sex is because they might get cancer, right?

The guy has a point about the efficacy of the drug, and raising the question of why this is being done is certainly valid, but saying having the vaccine will encourage young girls to have sex is a) missing the point; b) probably wrong anyway

[Maxiemax]

Who cares if they DO have sex? We are human beings, sex is a way too express ourselves. Have all the sex you want ladies, FUCK religios assholes who cant get any, so they try stop us all.

[makaisenki]

Screw being human. You are ALIVE. Being alive means having sex. That's what we were designed for. Anyone tells you otherwise, show them how sexy you are, make them want it, then slam the door in their face BOOYA!

I think there's much more important things on a girl's mind than "I can't have sex I might get cancer O_o" FUCK they never even taught that stuff in Sex Ed. It was about taping your arms together and your soul not being sticky. LOL point is, Saying that Vaccine = Child Sex = Epic Fail!

[plasticmanc]

Hold on - did he just (3:08) say: "there isn't a single case of cancer that has been proven to have been prevented by this vaccine". People get cancer or they don't. He wants proof of something that would have happened? Perhaps we need to start visiting alternate realities before we trust any drug...

[madnessmoe]

lol,what a noob,what the hell is with his voice

[sweetfreek]

It looks like this psycho has finally figured out that he can't afford to look like an idiot on television... but even so, he still hasn't answered the second question.

[bjkatcher]

Schlaffly would rather see women die of cancer than see one unmarried woman have sex. He's no doctor, but pretends he is. And that voice...ugh!

[historygeek2007]

Schlafly is a repressed jerk who sounds like Bert from Sesame Street.

[Jackorknave]

CANNOT UNHEAR

[LordIncompetent]

CANNOT UNSEE

[Dinictus]

More apt: CANNOT UNHEAR.

I'm in stitches over this guy.

[Douglas7588]

This guy (Schlafly) should be thrown into jail just for idiocy.

[495321BA62]

Like mother like son. I hate how they breed so now we have a male Phyllis. Ugh.

[Genius523]

Well whether you like Schlafly or not, more vaccines are bad news. Andy Schlafly presented a valid argument, and if you are truly attempting objectivity you should be able to take it as it is instead of just seeing him as a conservative. This is the biggest problem of our time -> liberals condemn conservatives, and conservatives condemn liberals. True objectivity does not employ the device of those who condemn others based on personal views.

[HortonEggHatcher]

You're right. Schlafly is an idiot, not because he is a conservative, but because he is an idiot. Two completely distinct concepts.

Although, I think it is fair to observe that his particular brand of stupidity is heavily influenced by his understanding of what constitute conservative values.

[access1982]

what i dont get is .Now this shot is only good for young girls but not 25 year old girls? things are changeing alot from what ive been reading

[ajuk1]

1400 is a few?

[sasuke5088]

In the spectrum of how many people in the US, yes.

[twitchydeath]

Everybody has missed the main point. This is opposition to the MANDATE of required HPV vaccincation. Where are all you 'pro choice' people now? I'm pro choice.

[isis416]

Andy just doesn't want women to live long so that the 'men' can regain power. Or he us just a general stupid idiot.

[Genius523]

Actually people have been dying from this vaccine recently, a couple in the UK and one or two in the US I believe diead as a direct result of this vaccine.

[isis416]

It's extremely rare to die from it, the first 15 minutes after recieving the vaccine will tell if you'll have a violent reaction to it.

[vudumojo]

Classic example of TV *telling* us what we think:

It is not true that, the only opposing argument is a few rediculous people thinking they can prevent premarital sex.

Notice the representative never once speaks of trying to prevent sex, although strangly that is how he is announced.

This is known as a "strawman argument".

This "strawman argument" about premarital sex was created by Merck.

"Strawman arguments" are employed when real arguments cannot be combated.

[HtotheB]

60% of men with penile cancer test positive for HPV.

[vudumojo]

This vaccine doesn't *get-rid-of* HPV.

Stop making arguments for this drug company. They're already in law-suits over VIOX deaths by the thousands.

Also, there are over 120 types of HPV and this vaccine only *claims* to prevent 4 of them.

Lastly, it's simply an unsafe, unhealthy, disgusting vaccine.

Oh and this unproven vaccine, you're submitting your little girl to, is a non-clinically-time-studied vaccine.

[HtotheB]

No vaccine *gets rid of* any virus. It immunizes most recipients to it. Stop making arguments for puritanical fuckwits. Pharmaceutical companies crank out new flu vaccines every year with less testing than this one's had. I don't suppose you're all up in arms about how unsafe and "disgusting" those flu vaccines are.

[vudumojo]

That wasn't the point and think you know better actually.

The point was about the supposed penis cancer. LMAO. Good one by the way.

No no. This vaccine can't be justified as a *mandated law* by any measure.

Go ahead, let them give it to your little girl. What ever ...

[vudumojo]

...and hey, check out this person's(cliffietheman) newest video. It's called "Lou Dobbs CNN" something or the other. AWESOME. Dobbs is busting up some of these crooks posing as patriots trying to put an end to the U.S.A !!! No joke check it out. CNN.

[HtotheB]

Google HPV and penile cancer, then you can laugh your ass off.

If your point is about this vaccine not having been tested enough, what's your answer to the new influenza vaccines that are widely distributed every year?

[hunchbacked]

That's not the point, vudumojo.

If he made arguments only about the danger of the vaccine, that it has not been enough tested, that it can have dangerous secondary effects for health, his argument might have been valid.

But the fact that he uses the argument that the vaccine can have effects on sex libido makes it invalid.