Cyanide & Happiness Book

[canceryahhh]

lol @ "Daddy whats HERPES" and dad replies "you'll find out when your older" @_@ 

[agentspider127]

If its not real then I'll make it in real life

[agentspider127]

Is it real???

[reddybrown13]

I buy it , But i cant use it to blow my dick =(

[jefferyspagettipoo]

bahah that was great, one of their best

[MegaKinKar]

gonna buy 7 and use all of the uses

[masterchieftan827]

0:38 Cracked up.

[o6Slip6knot6o]

show it to ur mom! show it to ur mom again! lol

[XDrakonusDragonMageX]

TEACH YOUR KIDS HOW TO READ!

"Daddy, what's herpes?"

"You'll find it out when your older..."

[SCHAMA31]

Now i dont wanna read books anymore

[mxbcole14]

I'm unliterate...

[thetoasterpenguin]

product placement. like a boss.

[ilovedogs11900]

i have the book :)

[WelcomeToTheGunShow2]

Daddy, what's Herpes?

[naturluvr14]

Tee hee. "Must stash".

Its like mustache.

... can't tell if I'm being Captain Obvious, or whether no one else noticed it.... >_>

[25inchkitchenknife]

@naturluvr14 ct obvious it is ^^

[NightwishLover2012]

@naturluvr14 You're Captain Point-funny-stuff-out. No, I'm serious.

[Shadowthiefdark]

Mind. Thoroughly blown.

[JakeCakeMan]

ahahaha the tent is for his pee pee

[Smhawk100]

0:23 "Don't let your friends think you're uncool, unhip and UNliterate." haha

[BlitzkriegATX]

This, ladies and gentlemen... is brilliant marketing.

[Queenoonoo]

I'm 10 so i wanna know - what's cyanide?

[stefredendkid23]

@Queenoonoo some mineral that kills people

[naturluvr14]

@Queenoonoo its a chemical compound commonly known for its use as a poison, because it dissolves easily in water and only has a faint bitter almond taste... made popular by detective stories.

[Littlemissflygurl101]

:megusta:

[toastkid9000]

i lml when he sayed putitin urmouth take itout and put itbak in then he said u like that dont you...

[arkads1]

/watch?v=YIo_qePjKwo

[AShotgunZ]

put it in ur mouth, spit it out, put it back in ur mouth again, ya u like that dont u.

[AShotgunZ]

unliterate

[NikoruShihoin]

~cries~

[sharuko24]

I WANT ONE!

[smoothice2221]

KEEP PRESSING 4 XD

[LOCOLOLIPOP]

PRESS 5

[SuperSonicfan110]

use it to blow your mind

[NachyoLulz5596]

But does it do Julian Fries?

[unicorncow1]

0:43 boner hider lol :P

[xDutchZomBieHD]

1. Turn on CC Script.

2. Click on CC Script and click Auditranscript Beta.

3. Laugh your ass off.

[DeafWingXX]

@xDutchZomBieHD you sir, are amazing

[HMM265GS]

27 People are unliterate

[girluvstacos719]

DADDY WHATS HERPES?

[coolmama234]

@girluvstacos719 you'll find out when your older

[girluvstacos719]

DESK DUDE: YOU ONLY LISTED 2

DUDE: * DESTROYS COMPUTER *

[Jonasthevictorious]

Hey, Billy Mays here...

[Ssonicmovies]

I'M WRITING THIS IN CAPS SO IT LOOKS IMPORTANT!

[ryanhowanyk]

unliterate is not a word.

[257wolf]

woww! necesito uno de esos :D

[XxTreetailxX]

XD

[TheWarriorofDestiny]

Nice... But will it blend?

[NoiThinkiWillStay]

@TheWarriorofDestiny Shut up

[gregslife7]

unliterate lol

[xxbluechickinxx]

i love this and all vids =D

[abbys36505]

is unliterate even a word or did i hear it wrong?

[TheSomeone5252]

@abbys36505 the correct word is illiterate

[Triggymash]

@abbys36505 that's the joke, it's actually "illiterate"

[JulseGaming]

@abbys36505 the right word is illiterate

[NeoNazi250]

@abbys36505

It was a joke.

[skarndragon]

@abbys36505 It's called Irony. .-.

[Electro1313]

@abbys36505 Google it, it is a word

[FuckWorkdays]

@abbys36505 it's not a word. "Illiterate" is a word though.

[Zelli52]

@abbys36505 that's the joke- he is illiterate.

[naturluvr14]

@abbys36505 Its supposed to be a joke: if you were truly literate, you would say "illiterate", so its ironic that someone promoting literacy would use "unliterate" in place of the real word. Subtle, yes, but one of the best parts of C & H humor is in its subtleties.

[Shadowthiefdark]

@abbys36505 It would be illiterate.

[BigJon200]

@abbys36505 nope. thats the joke. the he meant illiterate. lol

[DigitalKpow]

@abbys36505 Idiot, that was the joke

[TeenyArcade]

@abbys36505 That's the point..

[supersaintsfan31]

@abbys36505 Thats the joke

[abbys36505]

YOU CAN USE IT TO BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!!

[Burdbmx]

unliterate Hahaha



[SuperMrDaisy]

Put it in your mouth! spit it out again! Yeah you like that dont you!

[SirAARONtheG]

that was a late sensor

[memo9912007]

sales, sales, sales i hate it.

[geckohero17]

Do you know what else you can do with it?

Show it to your therapist!

[mickrules2011]

if u dislike this vieo press 5 cause thats what u look like

:P

[I0kcguitarassasin]

Press 8: That's what I'll do with the comic.

[I0kcguitarassasin]

26 people blowed their mind

[PurpleGurl1200]

"Don't make your friends think your uncool, unhip, and unliterate!"

.....you mean illiterate?

[CorwinOfAvelon]

@jewsdidwtc1001 You mean they do know what it is.

[Rakuhn14]

It's a must stash! lol Mustache .

[suskic]

I have the booook :D the ice cream 1 :D

[1949563991]

1:16 make a splash at the office * hes sitting on the toilit *

[1949563991]

0:27

[GanjaBrowniez]

you only said 2 things... *tips over desk* lmfao

[JhomasHunt]

He opened the book the wrong way!

[CoaCzbgUltraBoys94]

But can you read it ?

[codeygatton]

press 9 for "THAT WAS A GREAT GIFT :D Other guy:ahh!

[kiliboy87]

press 5:omfg then 8:unamused

[XxxEvilXMuffinxxX]

can that fix the computer u just broke?

[RobloxOfKirby]

PUT IT IN THE TOASTER PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH SPIT IT OUT PUT IT IN YOUR MOUTH AGAIN

Ya you like that dont you?

[LittleMissWhaleFail]

i believe all commercials should be like this one. please make it so.

[IGotHumor]

put in your mouth and spit it and put it back in your mouth  u like that dont you?

AHHAAHAHAHAH!H!HHAAHAHAHAHAHAH­!!!! cracked me up!!!! XD

[RyanTheIncredible882]

0:09 I don't get carpal tunnel from C&H online, but I do get it from doing something else online....

[MuffledStudios]

Thumbs up if you're reading this in 1286 B.C. under the rule of Ramses II.

[destraction2332]

I'd buy one :)

[thoro550]

Out of all he said about the book he didnt say once that you could read :D

[TheSminor001]

i want that book.....

[getyourownbeer]

put it in your mouth. that's what he? said

[Fallen13Angel7]

@jewsdidwtc1001  25...

[Chris93Rock]

Gave this book to my brother for christmas, im so god damn foolish not to keep it myself :C

[magicpyro1]

can i use it as a condom?

[AndrusPr8]

I would definetly use it like the guy at 1:17

[DaDivaCritic1993]

unliterate!!!!! oh geed!

[cheesesticksandG6s]

Press 5 for a high person o.o

[Daftendirektt]

Haha holding down papers by sitting on them.

"BUTT WAIT."

[vargas4211]

dislikers press 4. thats what you get!!!

[lawlestest]

@vargas4211 nice try being cool and copying that top comment, douchebag

[weeone426]

Stolen from Explosm -_-

[StitchtheBitch1]

I'm going to Barnes & Noble to bye this fucking book!

[raquelsparklyy]

"daddy... whats herpes?" LOL

[Aidengaming123]

23 people blew their nose.

[chrislopezrosas]

daddy whats herpes?

[cameronman22]

unliterate. lol

[SimpleMCPlayer]

am I.... Am I... aloud to read it?

[Falcarious]

Must stash...

[7kwhite1997]

This is funny and intertaining lol

[TrollersJustice]

Make a splash at the office... I lol'd

[3ptshooter7]

Heh. Unliterate...

[mrfixitagain]

reported for posting someone elses video

[KillaZLT]

..... but will it blend?!

[The9182736455]

Press 4 its beast!



[andruecasado]

press 5 TO BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!!!

[lisadanielle44]

it's *illiterate. juuuust sayin :P

[Randomvids243]

@lisadanielle44 thatsthejoke.jpg.wmv.gif.mp3

[belshir]

4 XD

[scrygor]

who the hell is that guy in the portrait in 0:51?

[annoyiorangeisawsome]

its a mustache!

lol

[billystaples1]

I'll take 50....

[IMPzzz69]

Unliterate....hahaha, that's too funny.

[BringMeADryingCloth]

Dear dislikers:

This is just for you. Press 4.

Love, Me.

[silencer299]

@BringMeADryingCloth I'd give you a thumbs up, but you have 69 likes.

[Yudso]

@silencer299 *thumbs up* Trollface...

[tropicflow479]

@BringMeADryingCloth i just hit it to see what would happen, i have the book :D

[corsair47]

they never said "read it"

[olivia11s012]

U can use it to....

BLOW YOU MIND!!!

[SuperCapari]

use it to bloooow your miiiiiiiind

[LevelEwe]

to all the dislikers this 0:38 :D

[nikky8cookie]

use it to BLOW YOUR MIND

[PkmnTrainerNoah]

0:34 hilarious!!!!!!!

[CaptainObvious852]

Lol "un-literate"

[destraction2332]

I'LL BUY IT!!!!!!!! :D

[Thilinus]

You can do so many amazing things with it, but you can't read it?

[GamesR4FITE]

I've never laughed so hard at a commercial in my life.

[marktwainsucks]

lol all i heard was blow

[pikotitos]

"mmm you only mention two" then computer on the floor xD

[daafiedo]

must stache..... is see what you did there :D

[guzicb]

Use it to blow your mind!

[Lonelygirl551]

Why can't we have commerical's like this instead of stupid things like tables on fire with puppies and super models in the back ground.

[superbum900]

lol make a splash at the office

[Red31452]

put in your toaster....put it in your mouth...spit it out...put it back in your mouth...yeah you liked that dont you?LMFAO

[DutchFuzzVideos]

anyone notice his mouse is on the left side?

[THEORYofMEtari8kitti]

@DutchFuzzVideos So is mine.

[MorginTheHedgehog]

Turn on transcribe Audio and go to 0:23

LOL

[itsmeaubrx]

daddy what's herpes  hahhhaha

[ZirconData]

Out of all the things he said, he didn't say that you can Read it. xD

[booten112]

un-literate???

LOL xDDD

[RawrImmaEatYa]

i have volume 2 but i want the first 1!

[Deathrougez]

damn.. when i read the description i thought i could buy it so i pressed Show More to check after the link xD

[CammedBeef]

haha, unliterate , that's a good one

[HORRIOR]

This comic series is realy self destructive.

[Polarisboobs]

I OWN BOTH BOOKS!!!

[CrazyChic5000]

is it real? i dont wanna be trolled xD

[letemfall91]

He said unliterate instead of illiterate... ha!

[pumarunner254]

IT'S A MUST STASH!!! (mustache)

[CoolCorey502]

US IT TO BLOW YOUR MIIIND

[MrBobbyandjerry]

0:45 TRIPPIN!

[lily23280]

"hepes"

[lucky777luna]

press 4

[hellohobo123]

0:38