Fines and Excuses - Russell Howard's Good News - S2 Ep4 - BBC Three

[BoDuke1231]

i spilled my scrabble set on the road, a guy said what's the word on the street?

[TheEinsteinReplica]

I ran a woman over there last week...

[TORCH5095]

@drumsrock4life I get the feeling that ryko26 considers himself to be funny but feels insecure that he is less funny than russell howard and feels the need to go online and insult him

this is a form of in inferiority comlex and suold be checked out by a phychiatrist

[TORCH5095]

@ryko26 actually we are NOT daily mail readers in fact russell howard insults the daily mail at length in many of his acts

[TORCH5095]

@ryko26 THEN WHY ARE YOU ON THIS VIDEO

we keep asking you and you never answer the question

if he you think he's "comedy for thick people" thats fine evryone can have a opinion but if you don't like him don't watch/comment on his videosyou moronic troll

[amaurykie321]

Another one I enjoy : "I saw the old man and his sad face when he bounced off my windshield"

[DrJakeGreenstreet]

Steven Lee is epic but I like Lee Mack.

[DrJakeGreenstreet]

And the terminally thick.

[DrJakeGreenstreet]

Jesus! Its only a video (although Russell Howard is for people who can't grasp basic English grammar).

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@DrJakeGreenstreet I'm an English and Politics student who has been published in a number of newspapers, magazines and a textbook. If you keep calling grammatically-correct, educated people "terminally thick", you'll almost definitely end up with your head so far up your arse that you'll be wearing your rib cage for a hat.

[ryko26]

@sophieheartsmcfly Oooh! not an English and Politics student! Your hilarious threatening line certainly back up that intellectual clout.

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@ryko26 Well ryko26, the implication of being an English and Politics student is that, unlike what DrJakeGreenstreet believes, not all Russell Howard fans have trouble grasping "basic English grammar" and that, with Russell being a comedian who focuses on current affairs, I'm somewhat educated in his field and still enjoy what he says. (Although you clearly didn't understand these implications - a testament to your knowledge and basic education, perhaps?)

[mushoo123456]

Related, and also funny: /watch?v=KadKyqGemfw

(The traffic violation excuses start at 3:40, but the rest of the video is also worth a listen)

[97TheWatcher]

not gonna lie the second on was me

[ryko26]

God, Russell Howard is so shit. The Sun newspaper of comedy.

[danny42261]

@ryko26

just fuck off

[ryko26]

@danny42261 back to the lego 15 year old! lol

[TMpokesonicstudios]

@ryko26 Gosh, no offense, but what is your problem? Why are you just going around insulting random people for no reason? -__- Now, before you reply, I suggest you take into account whatever you say will have no affect on me, so just say your reason, I am not here to start an argument, just inquiring your actions.

[TORCH5095]

@TMpokesonicstudios because he's a troll and that's just what trolls do

[formulacountdown]

These ones are genuine as well:

"I thought my side window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."

[BlargCrewProductions]

Well, with a name so close to Southpark", what do you expect?

[popazz1]

Christ,the comments on here have made me laugh more than the upload,& I love Russell.

[TheSarina98]

Love love love this guy

[Anchanthea]

MAnaged the whole video without laughing then cracked up at the end!!

[ryko26]

I saw a dog dying with cancer yesterday. It was funnier than Russell Howard.

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26 If U don't like him, don't watch him. simple.

[ryko26]

@Anchanthea Oh don't worry! I don't! Christ, imagine being among the thick horde of Sun-reading morons who find him funny!!!!

[EmptyInside1509]

@ryko26 well at least we ain't thick enough to waste our time watching something we don't like - and were the morons really?

[ryko26]

@EmptyInside1509 "...and were the morons really?"

you couldn't make it up

[EmptyInside1509]

@ryko26 oh i'm sorry a missed out apostrophe is all you come back with?

[ryko26]

@EmptyInside1509 no,no, I just thought I'd leave you to your shit life. Quick! There might be something on ITV!

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26

No. 1. I'm not thick, none of us are, so keep it your gob.

No. 2. If you really don't like him, stop bloody wasting your time searching through his videos looking for an argument

No.3. PISS OFF

[ryko26]

@Anchanthea "keep it your gob" are you even a native English speaker?

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26 I'm english born and bred u b*stard

[ryko26]

@Anchanthea but you can't write basic English? weird

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26 Listen mate, I'm not wierd. I don't go around Russell Howard videos just to piss people off. I also don't waste my time arguing with some random people. .. and i also just realised my TYPO in my last comment. I meant - Keep it in your gob. Happy? And if you have a problem with the word Gob, Keep it in your pathetic complaining MOUTH. I have spoken

[ryko26]

@Anchanthea Did I say YOU were weird (or "wierd" if you prefer)? But then, I wouldn't expect even basic comprehension skills from a Russel Howard fan!

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26 Ok just keep your mouth shut you b*stard and stop bloody insulting people you don't bloody know. Also if you haven't got anything nice to say KEEP YOUR BLOODY MOUTH CLOSED, also, before you open your annoying mouth, yes i did say bloody 3 times (4 now) By the way, I'm wierd and proud. And, just to be nice, who do you find funny, your mum?

[ryko26]

@Anchanthea "gob...mouth...keep it in...gob...mouth...shut it....bloody mouth"

wow, I love arguing with the terminally thick. Russell Howard must be so proud of his fanbase.

I think Stewart Lee is funny. He thinks Howard is a cunt too.

[TheTDBx]

@EmptyInside1509 i'm not sure what to say with everybody fighting

its like ryko26 is on BBC and you are itv

[Anchanthea]

@ryko26 Well, we all have different opinions and I'm not going to waste my time arguing with you, but I'll say this, some people do have sense of humours.

[HalfPieProductions]

@ryko26 'The Sun' is celebrity tabloid s**t, Russell Howard is a comedian. There is NO correlation.

[ryko26]

@HalfPieProductions I disagee - they are both fodder for the not very bright

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@ryko26 Speaking as somebody who was born and raised in England, is studying English and Politics at university, and is a published writer, I think Russell Howard is absolutely fantastic. Contrary to your (downright incorrect) belief, his fan-base isn't full of Sun-reading, illiterate chavs; most of us are educated, grammatically-correct and have the common decency to read quality papers. Sit the fuck down. (And, just in case you're interested, I read The Independent.)

[ryko26]

@sophieheartsmcfly "most of us are educated, grammatically-correct and have the common decency to read quality papers" lol you've got the stats for that, have you?

Doubtless there's a similar highbrow audience of dons among those who "heart Mcfly".

Twat.

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@ryko26 Have you got the stats to support the idea that most of us read The Sun? And what's wrong with McFLY? They're hardly renowned for their grammatical inaccuracy, tendency to slap bitches and open promotion of ITV - what's the problem with them?

[TMpokesonicstudios]

@ryko26 The sun newspaper sucks, I can't see how a newspaper filled with celebrities who have nothing better to do with their lives than get breast implants and face lifts shares any similarity to a comedy show with hilarious excuses for speeding. Those excuses were ludicrous, thus causing our frontal lobes to be bought to effect giving us the product laughter. It would seem your frontal lobe is inactive in a way, I would suggest consulting your local doctor.

[TMpokesonicstudios]

@TMpokesonicstudios Now, I do understand a lot of people like the sun, but that was just my opinion. I understand your opinion if you like the sun, but I don't. No offence intended to anyone, OK? :)

[theMaraudersrock]

@ryko26 when you have spent 12 years in comedy and made it to the 02 arena, then you can bad mouth russell and his fans all you want. i however can see you are a spiteful jealous little man who seems to have nothing better to do then write nasty comments about russell and his fans. i have two words for you. GROW UP.

[ryko26]

@theMaraudersrock Oh of course, how silly of me to forget that if something sells well then it must be quality - The Sun is the most popular newspaper, Dan Brown is a best seller, x-Factor and Eastenders are among the most watched programmes, Justin Beiber... - do I need to go on?

[theMaraudersrock]

@ryko26 thats how comedy works idiot. people buy comedians dvds and watch them because they LIKE them. would you buy a rubbish dvd or watch a program when you don't like the comedian? oh wait your telling everyone how shit russell is on a video of him so of course you do. you know i have a funny feeling you want to be a comedian your self but haven't made it so your taking it out on russell who clearly is very funny. get a life and take that stick out of your arse. i HATE justin beiber.

[madperson876]

@ryko26 I have flicked through the Sun before to see things like Kate and Williams wedding and the cruise ship capsizing. I read stuff that is real life and not what is about Katie Price. I don't read the Independent, but Russell Howard is one of my favourite comedians and he has won awards for his comedy. I don't really see the point in someone going on to a video of him, and then saying that you don't like him!

[LoveDaRussellHoward1]

I Won't Lie, I Should Know Better Than To Speed On That Stretch Of Road, Because I Ran A Woman Over There Last Week. <3 Russell Howard = Legend!

[HelloNatty14]

LOL 'someone hypnotised me to park there'

[tinysocks3]

I decided to see how many times it takes me to watch the bee bit and not laugh, that was 2 months ago, it's impossible!

[PrincessFran96]

I might use one of these excuses...

[gazzatticus]

I worked for Southwark housing benefits and you would not believe some of the things we used to get there

[Beeboplily]

his eyes are sooooo cute

[JoshH37591]

@Beeboplily I'm a boy and I really wanna shag him!

[Beeboplily]

@JoshH37591

i want him to be my big brother >_< lol im a girl

[JoshH37591]

@Beeboplily Me too! He'd be a great brother!

[gazzatticus]

@Beeboplily haha fair enough then hunni

[fluffymole0913]

And all of them from Southwark Council...

[Djc7676]

@chemicalromance1998 No fail



[xLozzieLollipop7x]

repeat 0:45 LOL!

[nonevideoable]

O_O must. park. illegaly...must .park. illegaly

[ojcoolj1]

@nonevideoable Derren Brown: Mwahaha

[drkraid]

inertial frames of reference WHAT

[jazzzyy13]

Genuine excuse from America for crashing:

An invisible car came out of nowhere, hit me and vanished.

Russell would have a field day with that...

[Megiimoomin]

its hilarious !@!!!

[missJ0Y0U5]

russell with a boner...

-pause.

-press 3.

-press resume.

-oh yeah baby.

[classicrockfan555]

Want to see his bee impression for longer? Keep pressing 9.

[ArghCake]

END SONG! Kate Nash - Doo Wah Doo<3

[Lorna662]

Russel makes a good bee ^^

[SalisburyBoy123]

Press 9 for the Best impression ever and 6 to hear Russell hurt his head!

[assassinoco54]

Funny guy

[CyborgGirlAt0li]

I Love love LOVE his accent! And Him! He's so hilarious!

And cute :3

[SalisburyBoy123]

@ Are you from another area of England, or a different country?

[LewisDay1998]

keep pressing 0 to hear him say piss

[Creaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam]

Russel Howard is the bee's knees ;)

[KT926]

4 dislikes are bees

I love the bee impression!!

[LoxiDays33]

Is it just me or does he always say, "genuinely" ? XD

[soulstealer450]

@LoxiDays33 Considering all the completley insane news that he talks about in his acts, he probably has to assure everyone that they actually are genuine. Because some just seem so hilariously stupid XD

[FSshizz]

"I won't lie, I should know better than to speed on that stretch of road because I ran a woman over there last week."

EPIC!

[jeessiccaax]

His bee face is cute(:

[LovinTheDharma]

Geez, why are these people who argue on random videos allowed access to the internet? XD

It's like giving a monkey a crayon. You hope it'll do something interesting, but in the end all you get is a shit load of mess to clean up.

[KaoruHitachiinBunny]

The bee one is...actually quite a clever excuse in a weird, oh so weird kind of way... :D

[CaitlynSkyeHirst]

He Is Sooo Funny ! I Dont Know How He Dosent Burst Out Laughing

[kickingyourdust]

russell howard is beautiful and a comedy genius, soon to be a comedy legend. people who dislike are losers. people who like are legends. simple.

[MrTimedOut]

I once said that i needed to go to the toilet

[mafls001]

4 people are fucking legends russel howard is shit

[tyu237]

@mafls001 then why the are you watching this video you troll. and russell howard is comedy genius

[mafls001]

@tyu237 your calling me a troll? your the kind of person who wait around all day waiting for trolls to come along so you can say "why are you watching this then". i watch what i want to watch. russel howard is not funny he just does stupid voices, which are really gay. you wana see genius.. watch peep show <3

[tyu237]

@mafls001 no im not that kind of dick who just spends all day either looking for trolls or being one. i was just watching the video and noticed your comment. and if you dont find this funny then dont watch it

[paulykid08]

@mafls001 AHAHAHAHA peep show stfu you dumb fuck

[PrimalWolf2006]

@mafls001 no if you want to see genius, watch russell howard.....and peep show wishes it could be as funny as russell

[6PH15pop]

@mafls001 Peep Show is fucking shit even The Klang was better than that

[haydron1]

3 people are crazy

[GeekyGirl1011]

@haydron1 i think those are the bees who distacted the driver :P LOL

[cutiegemma123]

the 2 people who disliked this were the people who did this 

[xxxLittleMexxxx]

that one non liker is the woman who got run over

[andrewvpover]

No dislikes? This is great!

[TheLMan101]

My favorite is number 2. LOL

[MissZiggyZoo]

Whaat a legend ey? :)

[timelord460]

everyones like "oh, this type of joke is so old" the only reason russell as done it it because a specfic council has only just published these excuse, they made the news, AND THIS SHOW IS ABOUT THE NEWS!!!!!

[Constavlos]

anyone know where the clip is of the raving lorry driver, with someone/thing attached to the front of the grill, it was either a stretcher or a car, can't remember :/

[prkmac42]

@Constavlos

/watch?v=lze88sU9IGg

[0xqueenx0]

lmao he`s amazing

[lolololAdnan]

can he grow facial hair at all?

[RodimusMinor1987]

OMG how stupid are these excuses, Someone has hypnotised me to park illegally what a fucking retard

[trumpettrousers1992]

lol i went to the recording of this episode...sooo funny but i wish i had asked for a hug :/

[eateroftheflame]

My favourite one is "I had been out shopping for a plant all day when suddenly a hedge sprang up and obscured my vision".

I think might have been from a Jasper Carrot show

[OmegaRFox]

@eateroftheflame Yeah thats Jaspers.

Some of those are classics :D

Would be good if Jasper would bring that back with new ones...

[jazzzyy13]

Lol, Russell is so good...

My favourite is from the US:

An invisible car came towards me, hit me and then drove off, leaving me in the hedge." AHAHA! :D

[iisgonnasmackurface]

Fucking hell looking through driving excuses is the oldest, tiredest joke in the book... Jasper Carrot did the exact same thing 30 years ago...

[Trajik101]

@iisgonnasmackurface and so is being an arse. People have been doing that since the dawn of time.

[sophieheartsmcfly]

@iisgonnasmackurface He only responded to this because Southwark Council had released the excuses that week. Being a current affairs comedian, it was his job to respond to this.

[Victor87foru]

:) heheheh nice one !

[boythorpej]

i fucking love this lol

[OMGTheyKilledKenny26]

Hahaha I love the end :D "mmm *pokes out tongue*" That has to be the best exscuse

[MarxIzalias]

He jokes, but a Bee flying in the window can be a factor in deciding automatism.

I see what they were going for.

[leelafuturama09]

im waching this now

[tigerletty]

haha

[ECTBWHO]

: P

[igbhd]

lol

[jackster137]

Ahahahaha!