Ask A Ninja - Question 34 "The Bloodys"

[MegaJsta]

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTULLY WORKS. YOU BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMARROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN THE NEXT 2 DAYS. NOW U STARTED READING THIS SO DUNT STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE PRESS F6 AND UR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT WORK

[deadlyfluffball]

@MegaJsta I find it scary that you believe that.

[Tommie1285]

Tom ask a ninja: why are ninjas not pink?

[MewSeventeen]

I'd especially like to thank my grandpa, who at the age of two told me....

[TheBlackLotus18]

do you ever get hot in that ninja suit?

[imafirinthearbiter]

And i look forward to eating you soon! ya know reptile from the mk saga.

[thejonin567]

I just bought The Ninja Handbook, with Ask A Ninja Presents. I read the book in 2 hours. Its awesome. And, I look forward to killing YOU someday.

[ticklemeelmo48]

lol he most deffinately has ADHD

[Matg360]

co za asy

[kingofnee]

I just noticed this guy sounds like everyone's favorite characters.....

[graywolfproduction8]

I'm faster than Too Fast.

[chicofriend1]

i wonder what the little kids on the teacup ride where thinking right when it hit them

[Furtego]

@chicofriend1 Holy Shit?

[susasoldier]

Hey ninja, what's your opnion about the TSA and their body scanners and their very intrusive and up-close pat-downs?

[dcwdarklander66]

ninja's believe in peace?

[Cooleyo789]

i mean like your "friend"  wags fingers* lol stays over

[bloodycover]

I just relized....he kinda sounds like Strong Bad from Home Star Runner! :D

[Raso8k]

lol Devry and pudding do not mix

[kerozenimus]

Love the 1970's ninja hair!

[axelgarcia1]

he's so fast he plans to watch his acceptance speech, WHILE he's giving it! XD

[dudey7ftw]

Technology that i expected now was Flying cars Portable flatscreens Robots Laser guns ETC Lol

[nikbookworm]

yeah its 2010 and I expected everyone to have flying cars by now. So much for progress.

[Firemoonsoul]

Sept 13= My birthday...Not that we Ninja's have one or anything. Technically, as you may have heard: we create ourselves.

[Arthor32]

sorry, you are not a ninja

[Firemoonsoul]

Heh, that's what I want you to think : )

[[ Just so ya know, I'd rather not get into an argument. It'd be a waste of both of our lives. ]]

[slayerslash5]

hahaha they shot him with a bee torpedo XD

[epicninja3]

killgaroos

[mattinator03]

killer killer bees haha

[BlckHrt141]

Torbeedo xD

[watchyourst3p]

hahahahaha

[Kanewtson]

you know the one you have is a robot?...right?...

[eatbeavers]

i love you ninja!

[Bluerosefma]

I go to Devry! And we had a pudding day!!!

[hardelaphant]

sounds gay

[Alvaris]

"The swarm formed a submarine, went underwater and shot him with a torpedo. A tor-bee-do."

that's some dedicated bees. I'm impressed.

[PvtpenguinVids]

*submarine not the 1st torpedo

[PvtpenguinVids]

and he jumped into the lake thinking they wont get me and they formed a bee torpedo and shot a bee torpedo at him

[SplitChesthair]

the real joan rivers. LOL

[nevarnejoh]

it sounds like a Sasha Baron (Ali G)

[supimbob12]

torbeedo. lmfao.

[Jeevyg]

LOL you killed me you really kill me, don't kill me

[caboverdeking]

scope out some scope

killer killer bees

The Black Carpet

MCL to my juggalo ninjaz

[quadlark]

then you want to scope out some scope... very clever

[xpodmaniac]

Just about everything the ninja says makes me laugh.

And everything he says makes me smile.

[ninel127]

i love the theme song

I AM NINJA!

[killzwitskillz]

lol torbeedo

[ihaveopposablethumbs]

Hiding in Nichole Richie's shadow at noon LOL!!

[UNSCDemon]

"I was able to severe eight major arteries of a cyclops merman in one stroke while he was riding a zero-gravity rollercoaster"

dude! how does he come up with this stuff?!

He is a ninja

[bcouce]

""I was able to severe eight major arteries of a cyclops merman in one stroke while he was riding a zero-gravity rollercoaster"

dude! how does he come up with this stuff?!

He is a ninja "

that's so fucking perfect

[AlemlaNons]

"I was able to severe eight major arteries of a cyclops merman in one stroke while he was riding a zero-gravity rollercoaster"

dude! how does he come up with this stuff?!

[Licardo7]

"deVry and puding just don't mix" lol, I cracked on that XD

[BPRenewal]

spring loaded snakes more like snake-a-roo's those things are DANGEROUS

[bing759]

funny stuff!!!!!

[Basarabescu]

bee torpedo!

DUDE u make my day :D

[duuh332]

WOW!! Ninja had a sweet Fro!

[Darkwatch55]

lmao.

devry and pudding do not mix <3

[Szartard]

Torbeeto! AWESOME.

[claydude333]

those are the killer bees that kill killer bees...

[PeanutGuy22]

~I am ninja!

He is ninja!

She is ninja, too.

I am ninja,

We are ninja!

And I believe that you are ninja, too!~

ROFL

[minja714]

@PeanutGuy22 really omg...

[LadySasha72742]

This guy could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon!!!!

~L S~

[vondat3456]

" you kill me! you really kill me! wait! don't really kill me"

LOL

[ellengode]

tor-bee-do

i very literally lol'd

[OgorekPL]

ile ty masz wyświetlen kanału;]

[actorman123]

Hey, you didn't mention the splatter award of 1999? My god, I.O.N had one hell of a job cleaning up all the blood. They had to get rid of every molocule. Because he didn't clean up properly, after the award, we killed him.

[CrazyGirl12123]

omg i loooove that intro soooong its so awesome lol

[AgentAmazing1]

Roflmao! Kill-a-roo is gonna kill-a-you; the bees formed into a submarine and shot him with a bee torpedo...I guess it was a tor-bee-do LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

[d3m0n1cd4n4]

This guy could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon!

[XxAtomicXBunnyxX]

lmao pudding!

[Rickje91]

Tor'bee'do ROFL!!!!

[breadmeister]

So, our Joan Rivers is a robot. Explains a LOT!

[overthewoods]

killer killer bees submerine bee torpedo ?

wtf lol i laughed

[SomeKrazyDude]

KILLGAROO!!! LOL

[creb222]

so not funny

[ENLCD]

what the heck is that at 00:18?!

[fiona479]

im a ninja!!

[Atriox1]

I dare u to try and kill me

[Konanan]

Rofl "scope out some scope"

[ohnoitsmangofett]

torbeedo

[TatsuBabi]

lol the REAL jone rivvers...

[sigprodigy]

i won a bloody for killing every ninja in the galaxy then going to ninjeavan (ninja hevan) and bringing them back while simultaneously working night shift at a ninja bar. oh and saving a cat stuck in the middle of the sun

[Millard3]

i won a bloody for creating ninjeavan, and the cat you saved wasn't a cat. it was yourself, and you were stuck in the middle of a giant ninja cat.

[aznmans]

LOL watch his acceptince speech while he giving it

[raquelle08]

joan rivers is a robot lol

[shounenaifan23]

"Pudding makes everything Better... Except Devri.

Devri and pudding don't mix."

XD Love that ninja.

[JesusJunkee]

I KNEW it, Joan Rivers really IS a robot

[PibblePants]

I won the bloodys last year for killing 987,632,541,326 people with a pickle, a peice of string, a jar of peanut butter, and 87 macaroni noodles.......

[JesusJunkee]

lol

[DangerasTM]

oh yeah? i got an award for nailing a thousand enemy ninjas in the neck with a single arrow

[isaacthegrape]

I did that. But I used 3 kebab skewers and a rubber band. Heh!

[DangerasTM]

well i did it by throwing a sharp stick and running faster then i through it caught the other ninbjers and positioned them in front of the other so the stick impaled them all throuh the neck

[isaacthegrape]

Did I mention I used the skewers to make a crossbow?

[DangerasTM]

i did it with a sharp stick and my bare hands

[isaacthegrape]

Im posting a vid on how to make my crossbow. Show me how to kill a thousand ninjas and I will bow to your feet.

[DangerasTM]

dude u couldnt tell i was joking?

[waldoman7]

killing over 10,000 times the world's population is pretty impressive. No wonder you won

[isaacthegrape]

And couldnt you tell I was beeing sarcastic!

[waldoman7]

of course

[EdElricBoy]

can i meet the ninja?

[mouflagecrab555666]

lol how many ninjas does it take to screw in a light bulb

[isaacthegrape]

4. one to change the light bulb, one to smash the old one, one to kill the guy who put the last light bulb in, and one to kill the guy they

bought the new one from.

[gothgirl4813]

what the crap he had an afro on

[phatguy2008]

torbeedo lol

[thegodlessatheist]

oh i won a bloody for most things killed with a single punch in 1997, with 999837 (kittens)

[bigclimaxdude]

samurais are way cooler then some jacked-up'ed ninja

[Brantley0]

I won the Bloodys 2006 for Best Procrastinator... I'll get the award.... eventually...

[youmakemesickman]

I won the Bloodys in 2543 (Yes I am a ninja time traveler) It was 4 Best destroying an alien spacecraft with a prostetic Pinkey. I actually don't hav one attached I just stole someones and used it lol.

[kouriichi]

i won the bloodys in 1637 ^^

Best "Kill By Flameing lightening bolts from the a chastaty belt"

dont ask why i wore one! it was all the rage!! i dont need to explain myself to you! >:0

[WolfenFuhrer]

Awesome.

[Negative0Infinity665]

I won the Bloodys '07.

BEST Polycarp Disembowelment.

pretty sweet.

NINJA FTW!!!!!

[perdedoronline]

nicole richie's shadow at 12:00. lol!

[VERSONECOMPLEKS]

"gime a kiss"..."ah u know what, maybe, scope out some scope"...hahahahahaha

[Greener316]

As a fellow ninja I can confirm that I WILL be appearing and disappearing on the black carpet!

[mage211]

Joan Rivers is a robot? I knew it!

[fayezdota]

I'll vote for you for the Bloddys08!!

[NoodlesBrown]

hahaha scope out some scope

[bgroxmysox]

lol thats so funny! pudding dose make eerything awsome

[devdavi]

Torbeedo ROTFL

[Eirikr430428]

"I got the Bloddy's Fever!"

"Wow, that doesn't sound good at all..."

[Eirikr430428]

Bloody's*

[dragonomegafluke]

The grammar police just busted your ass -_-

[retrdedwondrs]

haha he could hide in nicole richies shadow at noon

[xoxnanaxox]

hahaha this one is my favorite!!!!

[mrn1nja]

This Man Is soo COOOOOOOL :D

[mrn1nja]

This Man Is soo COOOOOOOL :D

[necrofury]

lol ninjafro xD

[orcameister]

I love all Ask a Ninja episodes xD

[Halo1138]

"This guy could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon!" killer.

[joshuaboyt]

lol killer killer bees! lol

[Ryvienna]

Wow.. I want some clear puddinge

[blaque7]

I tame killgaroos and killer killer bees

IM THE ULTIMATE NINJA!!!

[frisojapik]

My teacher is a huge fan and has episodes on his I pod. He even sounds like him!

[Byakuya23456]

DeVry and pudding dont mix.

[SycoMunkee13]

So fucking cool.

[shadows000]

"apparently,The blood flew all the way over to the tea cup ride in kitty town"

[kotaboner42]

the intro becomes annoying after 20 vid watches

[Rishca]

PIRATE!!!!!

[c1ndy210]

lol the 70s ninja's hairdo looks exatly like my firneds hair!

[jinzodude]

it matters to cut off all the head then the evil demon possessing the hell hound. lol! :~)

[bleedorangeNmaroon]

pudding makes averything more fun!

[luxurious888]

dang what a sexy voice lol

[godhatesyou211]

wow this guy needs to shoot himself

[rolln2013]

lol, he already has a podcast

[godhatesyou211]

that's unfortunate, really it is

[Sp1nnerS]

he would probably be able to dodge the bullet so...

[Sp1nnerS]

he would probably be able to dodge the bullet soo...

[godhatesyou211]

Well judging from the fact that he is a complete retard, chances are he would be hit.

[animeiscool1121]

your welcom ladeys lol

[truggle45]

melancholy ninja had dropped all his weapons

sad with pancakes

[DaNameIzMaxMofo]

I love Zefrank :P

[whatisV]

how is he?

[aldsghlkashglkdhflg]

the killgaroos will kill a you! lol

[Soreo8]

Hahaha, cool... exactly 259,000 views!

[minernova]

killer killer bees lol

[scoRocs]

tor-bee-do...

lmao!!

[warheathen1]

0 gravity roller coaster. ahahahahha

[lace020]

I like how he says pudding makes everything more fun, and then immediately talks about several things that don't go well with pudding haha.

[longveiw1]

this guy could hide in nicole richies shadow at noon

[0PKKP0]

i, love, it, when he starts talking about non-excisting-animals

[Tukker1979]

torbeedo.

rofl!!! XD

[CuatroEspada]

"u kill me, u really kill me... DONT really kill me: xDDDDDDDDD

[pistachio180]

before that Killgaroo kills yooou

lmao

[UzoumakiNaruto]

wow man!this is a good video.the cracy ninja!

its funny,i love this episode.yea...

[X6Joemama6X]

lol "He is so fast he wants to watch his acceptance speach while he is giving it." awesome

[lace020]

it's "the guy is so fast he PLANS to watch his acceptance speech while he's giving it". But i do agree that was an awesome quote haha.

[killaacam]

devry and pudding do not mix

[Zeronightx]

...Okay, dude, I've always loved this stuff but...when the whole killer killer bee + submarine + torpedo thing came on...

I seriously laughed my freakin' arse off. Wow, lmao.

[DaJayman654]

Tor-bee-do... lol

[LyssaQuest]

I now feel like eating pudding....

[Zakyr443]

THis is one of my favorites, next to minjas and the Ninja BBQ one. This dudes halirious.

[Halo1138]

I loved this episode. "He could hide in Nicole Richie's shadow at noon." Haven't laughed that hard in a long time!

[Hotheadt]

clear pudding? lol

[Erakandlafamilia]

i think i wet my self lol

[Lobos222]

LoL

"...before the Killa-ru, kills you!" :D

[Erakandlafamilia]

then the ninja acadamy releases killer killer bees i once saw a guy try to get away from killer killer bees and they turned into a submarine and shot and killer killer bee torpedo

[Astragem14]

Lol, the whole fiction for this thing is SO GREAT and detailed and funny!

[steffen010]

killgeru and killerkillerbees!! omg!!

[welinor]

torbeedo lol

[xrockxforeverx]

lol bee torpedo

[mbernth]

It's bin a long time since I have laughed that hard...I'm in tears right now...thanks dude!