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  • NAPPY GOT MURKED! BADONDE ATE THAT BIG BEAKED CHUMP LET A BIG MACK!

  • this is som funny shit dude ima lez

  • What's that?I don't bloody know!

  • Lol bo

  • But my God it's Babu Hamza, he stood on the corner of a showly mamza,

    What's that? I don't broddy know, but never mind, its my show - Brian's show.

    Here we are, on the backstreet, with a man, with a big-beat, and he's stood there in his hoodie and his crates, and he looks like.. he's got a woody.. for me.. Oh dear... I didn't think he was queer, but he might be, but I doubt it very much, its still night but its time for lunch!

  • @konartis5 With a big beak*

  • @FallenRaee done best i could, kinda hard to understand every word :p

  • @konartis5 big beak not beat

  • @konartis5 Big beak

  • is it just me or did brian actually KICK ASS!

  • What's the beat at the end?

  • Brian destroyed him!

  • Oh dear, i didnt think he was queer :'D

  • Lol at the start ! That drawing and that guys face ! Nappy gets owned

  • oh dear.....i didn't think he was queer

  • brian badonde is class! BWAH BWAAAH BWAAAAAAAH!! BOOH

  • Brian badonde vs p money next week loool! hes killing it wid dem bars, oohhh dear .. i didnt think he was queer !! hahahahaha !! anyone know what the instrumental is though??

  • ooooh i never knew he was queer. PAR

  • "So when do you give someone a fisting" lool

  • Yoooo I no dis is gna be a good year this video had me and my boy in tears I was having laughing fits bloody he'll this guy is THE MAN looooool

  • what is the song at the end of this video, sick beat

  • he cracks me up

  • LMFAO

  • loooool he sounds like dr evil lool

  • i live near dis guy he is a dikhead

    

  • 1:00 Fucking OWNED!!!

  • nappy what dem kind of name is that b u should wrap yourself around a toldlers bumsee LOL

  • Looks like he has a woody haha

  • "Here we are on a backstreet, with a man who has a big beak" hahahaaa

  • ITS COOL ITS COOL ITS COOL YEH

  • what is babu hamza and shodimamza?

  • @AlcoholicEddy He meant abu hamza.

  • 'and what's that, I don't bloody know, but never mind it's my show; brains show' hahaha Brian badonde with serious flow bahhh lool

  • trackname ? lol

  • who cares what race who is its actually pathetic! im white and kayvan novak is easily the best comedian in the world today! talented to the max and has something for everyone! very very intelligent too which is why he is so funny because you need to know your stuff

  • Nappy what dem kind of name is that be?

  • didnt get parred, he got bharred

  • 'you're talking about bums again...' xD

  • 2 people got fisted 

  • I wonder if 'nappy' looks back at this and thinks....MAN I GOT MURRRRKED!!! lol!! hail badonde!!!

  • BAH

  • Nappy what dem kind of name is that be? you shoud wrap urself round a toddlers bum see

  • Complete destruction of Nappy at 1:00, even Kayvan starts laughing at the 'big beak' lyric!

  • nappy looks like a twat

    

  • Nappy bot served!

  • The 'woody' line was the best. Shame we couldn't see Nappy's face at that point - bet he was creasing himself!

  • some serious fire in the booth!

  • anyone know what the beat to this is called ?

  • @SWFC1100 Mc ?

  • 55,441 hits and not a single dislike. How it should be.

  • @benJeeVTR you was saying

  • Standing there, in his crepes!!! LOOOOL

  • "what dem kind of name that be"

    tears.

  • its cool its cool its cool its cool

  • sick instrumental :L

  • with a man with a big beat !

  • @SWFC1100 doesn't he say big beak? as in big nose?

    

  • @smutekface umm probally oh well still awsome :)

  • its funny because Brian is a way better rapper than Nappy!

  • baaaaa booooo bem c battle

  • "You should rap yourself around a toddlers bum see"

    "look your talking about bums again...." loool

  • They fist........they what??!!

  • That. was bapping.

  • youre talkin about bums again. just......just focus

    LOL!

  • What a wasteman

  • "You should wrap yourself around a toddlers bum see!"

  • brian owend nappy

  • nappy what dem kind of name is that be.... you should wrap yourself round a toddlers bum see,,,,,, pure gold !

  • his names nappy cz hes full of shit

  • bo my god it babu hamza, hes stood on the corner of a shodimamza...whats that i dont bloody know but never mind its my show brians show....here we are on the back street with a man with a big beak, and hes stood there in his hoody and his creps and he looks like...hes got a woody for me oh dear i didnt think he was queer....but he might be but i dout it very much thats alright its time for lunch......im brian badonde see you after the break

  • That man's nose is like a dollop of ice cream.

  • hahahaha he got wood lol

  • Paki destroyed proper Cruise Missile up his ass i bet he is half Libyan as well that Asian terrorist fucking turban wearing kebab taxi driving Koran worshiping Toyota Van owning corner shop working cunt.

  • @LaptopAssasin what?

  • and he looks like hes got a woody for me, oh dear, i didnt think he was queer xD

    he got parred

  • So funny. Nappy got pwnd

  • pure gold

  • does anyone kno what instrumental that was? lool

  • @TheFabianThomas Brian fucked up the Paki and owned all of Asia with this. I think we could see Brian fucking up Akon and sorting out Libya soon. Rag head pakis all over London are disrespected by this.

  • @JapaneseWaveRider Brian is an Iranian in real life you total bellend lol

  • @economist10 I think he meant the other guy with the hood.

  • @JapaneseWaveRider wots that got to do wiv anyfin ? n ye hes iranian lool so i fink 'rag head pakis' would b more disrespected by your rascist comment, u freak

  • BURHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Its time for luch. I'm brian badonde, see you bafter the break. haha

  • YO YO YO MY NAME IS BOBA JOE I HAV A NAPPY.! Yeh,...I cant rap....

  • @MrCody12349 hhhmmm..... funny O.o

  • They don't shake hands - they fist.

    They what–!?

  • ''Here we are, on the backstreet, with a man, with a big beak, and he's stood their, in his hoodie, and his craigs, and he looks like he's got a woody'' hahahaha

  • @TuneeTube crepes you retard

  • @gunsandroses291 i couldn't understand him :( don't call me a retard you fucking bellend

  • @gunsandroses291 no creps you dik ed

  • that guy thinks hes an mc brians much better at spittin than that FOO'

  • "stop talking about bums yeah".

    that cracked me up so much.

  • Oh my god it's Bubble hamza, stood on the corner of a shody mamza, whats that? I don't bloody know, but never mind, it's my show Brian's show.

  • He owns him so bad, Brian actually looks like he's going to burst into fits of laughter

  • "Here we are.. on the back street, with a man, with a big beak, and he stood there in his hoody, and his Craigs, and he looks like... He's got a woody, for me, oh dear... I didn't think he was queer - but he might be, but I doubt it very much.." - Couldn't breath from laughing...

  • @Ianstrox creps nor craigs.

  • @scottelcock not*

  • @scottelcock i think he says crapes

  • "A hug and then a FIST" LMAO

  • omg Brian at his best hahaha

  • Nappy looks like Benoit Assou Ekotto.

  • @bababoum Haha yeah true, i was wonderin who he reminded me of

  • nappy what a man

  • 'people don't shake hands, they fist' 

  • @ml780 They what!?

  • @stoneddan they fist

  • "Oh dear, I didn't think he was queer"-ha!

  • i had a facejacker brian badonde blah AD

  • Its not 'Babble hamser' he says 'Babu Hamza'. Abu Hamza but with brians 'B' lol. If you google Abu Hamza youll see its a racial slur because Abu Hamza is from the far east.. But it hasnt caused uproar beause the fone/facejacker in real life is asian

  • "People dont shake hands they fist" "when do you give someone a fisting" lmfao!!!! that twats face when he sais that hahahahahahah!

  • Whats the name of that song he plays on his phone?

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  • its a man with a big beak not beat or brick beat lmao. A big beak cause he's got a big nose!

  • oh my god its Babble Hamser, he's stood on the corner of a shoody mamser.

    bwats that? bi don't bloody know but never mind, bits my show Brians show.

    here we are, on the backstreet, with a man, with a big beat. And he's stood there in his hoody, and his crates, and he looks like ... he's got a woody for me, boh dear, i didn't think he was queer. But he might be, but i doubt very much, thats goodnight its time for lunch.

    I'm Brian Badonde tuned after the break.

  • "When do you give someone a fisting?" lol

  • "Woody for me ooh dear, I didn't think he was queer" LMAO

  • Anyone know what that song is they mc battle to?

  • nappy what dem kind of name that be you shuld wrap yourself around a todderlers bum see! Oh my god it's babble hamza he's stood on the corner of a shody mamza, whats that i don't bloody know but never mind it's my show brians show - here we are, on a backstreet with a man with a brick beet and hes stood there in hiss.. hoodie and his croodie and he looks like he's got a woody, for me, Ohh dear i diddnt think he was queer but he might be - but i doubt it very much and so nice it's time for lunch

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  • 'got a woody for me oo dear i didnt think he was queer' lol!!!

  • Great stuff from the facejacker. Some of you people need to get a life! stop polluting the airways, with shit racist remarks. Kayvan Novak is a brilliant comic, and is a Londoner like myself. Born of Iranian parents; even though that shouldn't matter. I was born and bred in London, I know people of all cultures and backgrounds. I have no time for racists you are a sick breed. I say, If you are born here this is where you belong, we can share experiences, that is how we get great comics.

  • @MadameDeJaVu so if a dog is born in a barn, does it make it a horse? =

    If an immigrant sneaks in a pops one out why is the child british? both should be deported

  • @EAFUT11Help360

    if you want to go and live in a barn and deport sneaky dogs be my guest, the difference is they are different animals whereas we are all human beings, you fucking idiot.

  • @Bucketheadhead You are missing the point, how does an african coming over here and having a baby make him and his whole family english? its a fucking joke. We need to get a fucking back bone and get rid of these free loaders, immigrants and british alike, it makes me sick that foreigners can come over here pop out a kid and start claiming dole like theres no tommorow, fucking deport them. Bring back national service and capital punishment.

  • @EAFUT11Help360 its gods world any way stop claiming u own the country! Its every ones world!

  • @daniel27121993 Spoken like a true immigrant

  • @EAFUT11Help360 define immigrant .

  • @daniel27121993 im·mi·grant/ˈimigrənt/Noun

    1. A person who comes to live permanently in a >>> foreign<<< country.

    2. An animal or plant living or growing in a region to which it has migrated.

    I have more claim to this land than an immigrant who has just come over to pop out a kid and milk the system our forefathers died to protect

  • @EAFUT11Help360 lol ur forefathers enslaved mine destroyed my history ,raped and pillaged women and children,gave guns to poor starving uneducted people.ur people have killed 300000 innocent brown people in iraq and afganistan, have created over 48 major conflicts in the last 50 killing millions ! and forced unborn children to grow up in poverty stricken wars zones .I hope your proud....

  • @daniel27121993 Yes I am proud, I would rather the tax i pay get funded into the armed forces, rather than dirty smelly poppy burning cunts.

    Also in all wars innocent people die, btw 300k of innocent people have NOT died, you and i both know that the actual figure of CIVILIAN casulties is alot less, therefore your saying the majority of the taliban and al qaueda scum that we have slaughtered is innocent? LOL the less stupid islamic twats attacking our forces is a good thing!

  • @EAFUT11Help360 lol that is a correct figure relesed by wiki leaks. And wouldnt you be angry if a forign force invaded your country killing hundred of thousands of men women an children.If a man killed a child here in england he would be the scum of the earth,but if he killed a child in afganistan he would get a parade back in england .no wonder so many of them commit suicide! and al queda were created by the cia look it up if you dont belive me.and your racism compliments your retarded comment

  • @daniel27121993 Well then maybe al queda and the taliban should stop arming children you mong, i dunno what the taliban are brainwashing you, but the british army dosent just invade countrys and attack children. Put yourself in his position if he does not shoot, his friend dies? he can never walk again? The british army is one of the best trained and best disciplined in the world, the taliban is not! seeing as they have to send in children. The death toll is not that high either.

  • @EAFUT11Help360 yeah because britian didnt invade ieland and spend hundreds of years abusing and impoverishing.British are a major arms dealer in the world, grow a brain

  • @EAFUT11Help360 haha the cia trained and supplied 'al queda' look it up .how about you read some books and do some independent research instead of beliveing everything you hear on the tv and in the news papers.9/11 was an inside job so was 7/7 all this just to start wars and steal oil. war is highly profitable uno. i think you should watch zeitgeist the movie maybe that will wake up up a bit.Bin larden was a cia tactician uno and if u belive he's dead ur a very gullible fool. wake up boy!

  • @daniel27121993 You are a retard. I guess you sit indoors with a tin foil hat on to protect you from the sensors?

  • @EAFUT11Help360 what sensors ? n get back to ur games u little faggot!

  • @daniel27121993 Im saying your a gomy who reads to many conspiracy theories, america would NOT attack and kill 3000 of its own people

  • @EAFUT11Help360 Of course they would!! Inbox me and I'll tell u a few things about that whole load of lies and murder I'd like to talk to u sensibly about it.

  • @ilovenipples No. 7/7 was not faked at all. Islam is the root of the evil in the world they proved it on 9/11 7/7 and mumbai. To say they were faked with no acctual evidence is an insult to all those who lost there lives. R.i.p

  • @EAFUT11Help360 why cos mummy said they wouldnt ... wake up lad

  • @daniel27121993 WORD! brits will never really understand, i was at a conference last week with people from palestine, iraq, my own country, parts of africa and asia, we all ended up realising during our discussion on human rights issues that we all come from countries raped by britian, wheres the reparations??

  • @irishrebelalert ... doesn't sound like a very productive conference. I'm Irish and I find that very negative and off beam that you bother go to a conference with people from counties with very real and current human rights issues, and produce completely childish and negative comments like above.

  • @irishrebelalert So what? for what my forefathers did i should have to put up with becoming a minority in my own country? I do understand this, im english and will be treated like some second class citizen compared to all these fucking africans and asians who just come over her to exploit our great nation.

    David cameron is making all these cuts on the millitary, why doesnt he just kick out the fucking asylum seekers? bloody eu bringinng hundreds more in everyday. something has to be done!

  • @irishrebelalert serious brother ,british 'leaders' have carved up the world for centuries and ignorant sheeple are blind to see whats really happening in the world....

  • @daniel27121993 How can 'unborn children' grow up?

  • Buuur bam bissing by bants bere

    bery bunny bindeed

    burr

  • haha one for the whites your so dumb lol he's iranian and in makeup lol

    everybody from asia isnt a paki people from pakistan are hence the term you thick cunts

  • Haha, chavs try so hard not to be gay or do anything remotely connected to being gay, that it makes them seem incredibly gay.

  • great to see a white guy destroy some paki

  • @TheNastyNosher the white guy is actually a paki just so you know

  • @MsFathole Your a paki man, what you mean any1 whos dark is a paki? fuck off

  • @KingHawa well its true

  • @TheNastyNosher

    Facejacker isn't british, you ignorant fuck..

  • @Sinlka well here he is and thats all you need to destroy some nappy paki taliban taxi driving fuck

  • @TheNastyNosher I KNEW SOME IGNORANT CUNT WOULD HAVE TO GET ALL CONTROVERSIAL. GET A FUCKING LIFE AND ALLOW THE RACISM ON FUCKING FACEJACKER.

  • @mrcaopi Look bitch this PAKI gets destroyed by Brian and its a moral victory for the Whites so i am going to revel in it for years to come. I bet this cunt Nappy is finished now as a rapper, i hope he trows himself from an Islington Tower Block.

  • @TheNastyNosher He isn't even a Paki. My God you are stupid. Do the human race a favour and remove yourself from the gene pool.

  • @mrcaopi he is a PAKI and you know it ...

  • @TheNastyNosher You fucking retard the person playing Brian is a "Paki"

  • @TheNastyNosher Thats right like you CUNT are you related did you make BOMBS together hey you cunts? Fuck you and out 46 people in a Toyota Yaris with no insurance.

  • @Sinlka Yeah he is, british Iranian

  • "Boh My God It's Babu Hamza"....

  • destroys him in that rap at the end!

  • LOL I watcheed this leek all the time its sooo funny but Why's it nat onn nemoree leek fukk sakeee

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  • hang on, at 0:50 nappy says

    "dress like that must be crazy, look like you lived in the eighties."

    bit retarded if you ask me, as many people these days have "lived in the eighties"

  • That was called bapping hahahahaha

  • what the fuck or who the fuck is bable hamzer?

  • @skarrip i think hes saying Abu Hamza as in that crazy islamic extremist, but obviously hes got burettes so he says babu hamza hahaha funny stuff

  • When brian raps over the music you can see he nearly starts laughing

  • its time for lunch ha..... btw whats the music at 1:30