Only duke nukem would live a metal dick with balls hence the quote "I've got balls of steel"
fuck this intro is so bad and the first two minutes were boring the cutscenes should have been the type you get from a 16 bit graphic RPG with text dialog.
This would've worked a whole lot better if they had just used sprites and dialogue boxes, like in RPGs, instead of a badly animated FMV with a terrible playback engine.
its the overly happy kid, then some guy shows up and takes him away, then the dog runs off to some giant metal dick with balls sticking out of the ground.
@TheMortalkombatdude Ha! Grow up! First off, I'm not the only one on here who has quoted him. Also, "copyrighting"? I never put a copyright on it, James Rolfe copyrighted the video the quote is from. Also, if you would grow up, you'd notice I was paraphrasing, not quoting. Also, "fag"? Is that the best insult you can muster up? Besides, that word means nothing to me mainly because I am a woman, not a man. So, grow up, learn what paraphrasing is, and learn the difference between men and women!
@devertyuoperty why should that man rape his own son?
p.s. AVGN was wrong
TheSmashbros45 5 months ago
that man isn't actually his dad? and he said to his son that he can't keep the dog
the intro has nothing to do with the actual game anyway
TheSmashbros45 6 months ago
Man this game is so bad ass! Only a real tough can play this game and remain a bad ass.
FooNado 7 months ago
2:50
I could watch that walk cycle all day.
hotelmario510 8 months ago
Angry game nerd was right. That kid is a little overly happy.
Finalflash50 8 months ago
Geez, what a pedophile that man is. I just wanna tie him up in my basement and beat him senseless with a baseball bat.
reaperman2010 11 months ago
@reaperman2010 that's his dad, he said that the kid can't keep the dog, you see that man looks like the kid a bit
not everything what AVGN is saying is real,
TheSmashbros45 6 months ago
EPIC METAL DICK AT 2:29
Theblueblazingdemon 1 year ago
what happens at the end?
tyson346 1 year ago
@tyson346 Spoilers
the wonderdog defeats a bad brown dog and then the bad dog goes to the dog jail
TheSmashbros45 6 months ago
WTF 2 minutes talkin sh*t and on earth they dont speak a f*ck
atoseco 1 year ago
giant metal dick with balls
akeldama931 1 year ago
The ship looks like a giant dick!!!! XD
ameister11 1 year ago
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WTFBOOMDOOM 2 years ago
Only duke nukem would live a metal dick with balls hence the quote "I've got balls of steel"
fuck this intro is so bad and the first two minutes were boring the cutscenes should have been the type you get from a 16 bit graphic RPG with text dialog.
xRocketzFighterx 2 years ago
This would've worked a whole lot better if they had just used sprites and dialogue boxes, like in RPGs, instead of a badly animated FMV with a terrible playback engine.
someone64 2 years ago
But what an original idea for a plot this game had!! The writers of this game should win a prize for this!!!
*coughripofffromsupermancough*
elmerOzo 2 years ago
The intro animation style is completely different from the chibi style Wonder Dog has. And that why I think it sucks IMO.
USAJAP1 2 years ago
That ship just"penatrated"the planet...XD...ROFLMFAO.
Not even JENOVA acomplished that much...XD
methaphisic 3 years ago 3
@methaphisic Henry Jones Sr.: Ihova vegins with an I
JRYStudios1 1 year ago
man sombody take my dog I'd beat the shit out of them(this game makes no fucking sence)
Thegamer5150 3 years ago
you know from the AVGN video without watching this it looked like the kid got abducted by some boy-hungry pedophile.
tenspeed234 3 years ago
AVGN: the dog goes inside his giant metal dick with balls and becomes wonder dog.
althegamefreak 3 years ago 3
lol, his ship is a giant metal dick with balls! XD
DarthBane123 3 years ago 4
I have the japanese version. But I think the intro is funny :P
SonicVaan 3 years ago
its the overly happy kid, then some guy shows up and takes him away, then the dog runs off to some giant metal dick with balls sticking out of the ground.
Gioeli76 3 years ago 18
lol I just watched that too
XxiLLViLLAiNxX 3 years ago
@Gioeli76 Does the person who kidnapped the boy get owned by Wonder Dog later in the game?
Ian16545 1 year ago
@Gioeli76 u saw avgn....
iamdavidguy 1 year ago
@Gioeli76 copy right you got that from the angry video game nerd you copy righting fag dont copy right cool people
TheMortalkombatdude 11 months ago
@TheMortalkombatdude Ha! Grow up! First off, I'm not the only one on here who has quoted him. Also, "copyrighting"? I never put a copyright on it, James Rolfe copyrighted the video the quote is from. Also, if you would grow up, you'd notice I was paraphrasing, not quoting. Also, "fag"? Is that the best insult you can muster up? Besides, that word means nothing to me mainly because I am a woman, not a man. So, grow up, learn what paraphrasing is, and learn the difference between men and women!
Gioeli76 11 months ago
@Gioeli76 omg im so sorry ma'am
TheMortalkombatdude 11 months ago
ROFL metal dick with balls! XD
Joschmo939 3 years ago 4
OVERLY HAPPY KID FTW!!!
KidMagnum 3 years ago
THE PERVERT KIDNAPPED THE BOY!
GhostReconGuy 3 years ago 13
He's not a pervert, he's the boys father. He apparently doesn't wasn't his son having a dog, didn't you see him going "no no, No" with his fingers?
Darthbrandon 3 years ago 2
It was a joke xD
GhostReconGuy 3 years ago
Oh, Dahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! lol
That was an inside SpongeBob joke.
But if it was a joke, all I have to say is, LOL!
Darthbrandon 3 years ago
ok.
GhostReconGuy 3 years ago
cool. ^_^ Thanks.
Darthbrandon 3 years ago
I still have this game. If you put the cd in a cd player you can play all the music from the levels. This game had some ace tunes.
Squall5005 3 years ago
scuse me but who is dat guy supossed 2 b the heaD OF THE SQAUD THAT WAS GOING 2 ATTACK WONDER DOGS PLANET
jordanwinehouse 4 years ago