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  • It looks like that powdery stuff at the very bottom of Captain Crunch cereal

  • Manna are psilocybin mushrooms! The Old Testament's description matches it in every way! There's your miracle. And it doesn't involve money, it involves learning non-materialistic truths.

    Really makes me facepalm seeing this video after learning the truth.

  • MIRACLE CRACKER

  • this joker should be in jail

  • For everyone that's saying the is fake or a scam that's a dam lie because 2 years I received a check for 89,000 and if it wasn't for that miracle water I would be homeless right now. It's takes alot of faith to believe. I bet some y'all broke. THIS IS REAL. IF YAll WANT A MIRACLE IN YAll CALL THAT NUMBER!!!! GOD BLESS

  • @Lovepay12 It was your faith in God alone that allowed that to happen. The water was a placebo. Besides, wheat crackers aren't manna.

  • Of course BET shows these infomercials.... Fucking idiots.

  • Ate 1 of those. Felt all the demons escape my body in a form of diarrhea.

  • my friend and my father : i don,t now if you came from another galaxy or another times ,like style of michael jay fox ,but many strange things are caming to my life ,but you look exactly like my father face and i feel in my heart all the love tha i could give my father that is not more in this world thans to be my friend my especial friend that pray in the precense of GOD writing for you LUIS ROMERO VALDEZ from NEW YORK ,queens corona 11368

  • my friend and my father : i don,t now if you came from another galaxy or another times ,like style of michael jay fox ,but many strange things are caming to my life ,but you look exactly like my father face and i feel in my heart all the love tha i could give my father that is not more in this world thans to be my friend my especial friend that pray in the precense of GOD

  • NO WAY...what species are these people?! Cuz I KNOW human beings are not this damn gullible!

  • Peter Popoff, would you like to receive a Miracle Kick In Your Face? It`s for FREE

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  • It's a miracle all right - seeing that life savings vanish due to stupidity. This mess is hilarious. Sell anything with anointing oil or pee or whatever, these people flock to it like flies to trash.

  • I need to get in on this shit. Religious people are so fucking easy to scam.

  • What a Sham. Why doesn't this dickhead just start making commercials like shamwow or the snuggie.

  • Send in your one hundred dollahz

    and receive a dog biscuit.

  • I heard it tasted like rubber...

  • what is it? lol

  • it probably tastes like shit too

  • people can be so crazy

  • Oh wow, I've seen these a few times on tv in the middle of the night and this scam is always targeting black people for some reason. Buy crackers, get checks in the mail. Yeah right. But this has nothing to do with God, God is Alive and He has had just about all of this He can take I imagine.

  • HELLO CAN I GET SOME OF THIS FOR MY HUMMUS!!!!!1

  • People this miracle manna is FALSE. People, this is the stuff that Jesus warned us about! Idolatry is a sin. We cannot put our faith in such materials! Because it is in God that we MUST put our faith in! False prophets, false things that we put our faith in, will and cannot SAVE. and for those atheists, there is a God. and that God his the Almighty Father, who cares, who loves, who wants everyone to trust him. that is his desire and he will pursue us even into death.

  • @likeaduck MOST HILARIOUS COMMENT EVER!!!

  • the only thing blacker than peter popoff's hair is his soul

  • i wonder who god has a bank account with.

  • lol my friend prank calls these but god is great=all the time

  • If this isn't mushrooms it's a scam!

    Plus money is a worthless man made idea.

  • make a holy panini

  • there big cheez-its with no cheese, lol

  • America's privatized health care system at work

  • there's a lot of weak minded people that will fall victim to these con artists. special Ed people. yet they be exposed they continue on. I would'nt want to be him standing before god on judgement day.

  • Can you say "Placebo?"

  • Fail

    1. "Get into position to receive God's best"

    2. they misspelled  empowered

    3. the bible is on fire 0:30

  • ...get into position to receive God's best...

  • It brings a new meaning to "The Cake is a Lie".

  • HA! i get the reference.

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  • people will do anything to get their product sold.

  • fifty thousand for the power of positive psychology is just a little too much.

  • why yo take d'slave mostas relijohn?

  • EMPOWERD.

  • Hmmm... seems legit!!

  • its stuff like this that makes me embarrassed about being american

  • It's stuff like this that makes me proud to be an American, at least in principle. America stands for freedom. Anyone can believe in anything. Even some cookie or cracker or whatever it is. Also the freedom to separate a fool and their money.

  • yeah i always heard that growing up-"land of the free,home of the brave"-but this is basically a summary of what america is-a big scam-all they do is tell you a bunch of bullshit and then once you try it you dont feel any different-just a little thirsty-its pretty ancient and something that should have been left to the caveman and not celebrated among a so called "advancing community"-we like to say you could believe in anything-if senators said they believe in evolution theyd lose instantly

  • im not saying anything, just dont blame us when we laugh at americans. how old is this?!

  • Has anybody noticed how most of the people in these things are black? I'm not saying anything bad, but it's true. About this guy though, he seriously looks like how I would imagine the devil to look. It's scary.

  • i wanna know someone that buy & eat this shit!! ahaha unbelieveable

  • Idiots can't even spell "empowered "...

  • @passivepower

    I'm loling while writing this, but bare with me.

    It might make you want to say "Get the fuck out XD"

    But....

    That's the way god spells it...;DDDDDDD

  • @passivepower lawl.

    I think thats like old english? idk. If this is free, i'd try it lawl.

  • Anyone considering eating this stuff might wanna watch Non Stamp Collector's Cooking with Yahwehvideo. Apparently Popoff claims the recipe comes from that passage.

  • funny how these people steal money in the name of god. you know why? because religion is bullshit and there is no god.

  • @immortalmutation amen to that brother!

  • also notice it looks like the bible is burning torwards the end

  • lmao i just noticed the empowered thing. i saw this a couple weeks ago.  i was pretty disappointed that someone would use religion to make money. stupid canadian bastard.

  • religion has always been used to make money. It's the sole reason catholicism exists

  • How much money can i earn if i order a cake? ;-)

  • You expect me to buy something that:

    a) has similar characteristics of a GRAHAM CRACKER

    b) is advertised by people who can't spell the word EMPOWERED

  • mkay, um....wot?

  • OMG THIS IS SUCH BULLSHIT!

    Did you notice all the people there are black? Way to exploit minorities Popoff!

  • whatever he say do......DO IT!!!

  • In 2009, advertisements appeared in the UK press offering a free cross which contained "blessed water" and "holy sand". The blessed water was supposedly from a source near Chernobyl (the site of a nuclear accident). Animals drinking from this source were purportedly free from any radiation sickness. The cross also bore the inscription 'Jerusalem'. The usual requests for money accompanied the cross and follow-up requests for money from Popoff were also sent out.

  • In the words of Charlton Heston,

    "Miracle Manna is people!!! Aaaaagh!!!"

  • HAHAHA!!! Eat crackers and get money! To think, the church had the answer to this recession the whole time!

  • This commercial was produced for people with high flouride intake in there water systems.

  • i wonder if you can get it in sliced as well... for toast... and sandwiches etc

  • loooooool i saw that on tv i also saw a miracle holy blessed vial of water ~.~` wtf

  • Isn't manna just a dry cracker?

  • Empowerd? Lol. A typo in an advertisment! It's supposed to be spelled "empowered". Way to go, crazy religious ad. At least learn to spell!

  • Religion at its best. The poisen upon mankind continues. Religion tries to tell me how to run my life, what to say what not to say, what our government should be, yet it blatently gets away with promising complete and utter bullshit!

  • Religion is a "poisen" upon mankind is it?

    There are plenty of people who do essentially the same thing out of a religious context. It's an old con artist trick. The "manna" may very well work because people believe it will work. In other words, it has a placebo effect.

    Declaring placebos to be "miracle cures" is something that con artists have been doing for a long, long time.

  • hahahhahaha, i'm watching an infomercial for this right now!

  • At 0:25 they misspell the word "empowered" as "EMPOWERD." Where's the other "e"? Obviously the Miracle Manna doesn't restore one's ability to spell check!

  • the story is, if you buy these crackers it comes with instructions on how to eat them... then once you eat them god will send a check to you in the mail for thousands of dollars.............. im sorry but this is stupid as fuck

  • lol, watching this on tv right now. It's both hilarious and depressing that people even take this seriously. People are so fucking stupid

  • .....

    Miracle crackers?

  • manna in the bible is mushrooms...the good kind....food for faith, not the body

  • lol thats the exact same thing i came to say. All people have to do is read the passage in the bible about manna, and bam anyone can see it was shrooms. Poor Timothy Leary wasnt the one to discover shrooms after all..lol.... I sure as shit hope i spelled his name right or im gonna feel awful fuckin stupid ^^...lol

  • perfect scam

  • The shit made my hemorrhoids worse. =(

    But in all seriousness, the bread has an evil mind controlling substance in it! Do not eat it!

  • and the absolute WORST part is

    ....

    ...

    ..

    .

    they spelled 'empowered' wrong.

  • 5021 Maple St. Apt B

  • If it doesn't work I want a refund...don't worry I'll even send used portion back.

  • i got a 30,000 doller check

  • It's such a shame how polluted religon has become. It's no wonder more and more people and turning away from it. There is no greater evil than exploiting people in the name of God.

  • sure there is, but I'd be pressed to find one more hypocritical

  • has this been approved by the fda?

  • It's Wonder Bread! Get it?

    *crickets*

  • LOL

  • Bullshit, it's bad for ya.

  • this should be on comedy central! anyone stupid enough to fall for this scam probably deserves to waste their money.. haha.

  • I still haven't receive my check! :(

  • Dumb I sent in asking for a farari and the i recieved a letter saying that priest experience my troubles as well...apperently he needed a ferrari sometime in his life too lol. After you eat the mana you must send in exactly $19.68 or the blessing wont happen...gay

  • maybe god has money problems

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • ZOMG I WANT MANNA CAEK! NUM YUMMY!

  • I just sent in my prayer request and to send me the "free miracle manna". Now, if they start asking me for money afterwards,(esp. a specific amount), I am NOT going to send it! Cuz for one, I don't have much $, so in order for me to send any requested donation,(esp. if they are asking for a minimun amt), I need to see my financial miracle come to pass! Otherwise, I ain't got time for any BULLSH*T!! Sorry for my language! I have been waiting VERY patiently for my prayers to come to pass!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, this is absolutely retarded. I needed a good laugh.

  • Do you feel EMPOWERD (sic) watching this commercial? Perhaps they should have tried using the manna on the spellcheck button.

  • it's not fake i was healed from my weezing and cough lastnight while watching this

    lord works the magnificent people

  • Add some beans, cheese and chicken and roll it up. You got a Miracle Manna Burrito!!!Might be good plus free miracles!... Cant get any better than this :) !!!

  • Wow! I'm about to get my miracle manna right now. I could use a financial blessing.

  • This guy is bogus. He's granted no authority by God to 'heal' with miracle manna. Jesus healed so that people would believe, not so that he could make money off it. This guy makes a living on it.

  • i dont think that this man is fake or whatever u want to say i had a blessing through the t.v. well u can believe it or noti really do believe him.When we go into judgement and it turns out that this man is a true man of GOD i wonder what u are going to do then.

  • sorry Jay, There is NO god, no heaven , no hell,

  • He's been exposed as a fraud and a swindler by James Randi well over 20 years ago. How come he hasn't done jail-time and get stripped of his US citizenship and deported back to Germany?

    What is a government doing to protect our citizens from criminals like this?

  • popoff can fuck off he is a freakin scammer .. i bet he pays everyone to lie in his commercials.

  • wait.. its bread? :S

  • YE OF LITTLE FAITH! THIS IS REAL! I know this because I bought a whole box of them (they are also known as wheat thins) and my luck has taken a dramatic turn for the better. Note: they are best when combined with multi level marketing schemes.

  • More like multigrain level marketing (and good old cream cheese swindling)

    Who knew fraud could be so delicious?

  • Why would people even have problems to begin with and then have to have this thing as a cure? I just doesn't make sense!

  • have you guys seen the one commercial when the dude says stuff like ''Jesus hears your prayer your suffering is over'' or some shit like that and then he grabs the woman and smacks her on her forehead and she is miraculously cured. what a fucking scam.

  • It's disgusting that people will take advantage of people's faith to make a buck.

    EAT THIS CRACKER AND YOU'LL BE FINE. SHIPPING COSTS $20.

  • EMPOWERD

  • rofl

  • ROFLCOPTER.

  • it doesnt work...they say free but 20 dollars says theres some hidden free... that things pretty much like a placebo... you can feel empowered by eating anything...you just have to believe it has the power to do that....this guy is a douchebag

  • ROFL!!!!!!!!!!

    How easily fooled people are!

  • I have some doubts about the credibility of this, but I do believe in miracles.

    I've heard of real cases where people went to these miracle places and experienced a life changing moment (but they were FREE. People should keep in mind that it is usually a scam if they charge you)

  • You have some doubts that these crackers are miracle cures and some how bring people in to money? lol... Some doubt seems like an understatement to me.

  • This man is an abomination

    Peter Pop Off is one of the sickest most twisted people I have ever seen be allowed to have a TV program.

    He is so mentaly ill in the head that it is not even funny! He mocks God, he lies to millions of people and he makes millions of dollars doing so....Typical American.

  • Typical American??? That would be a negative...typical Liberal Atheist more like it.

    "Beware of false prophets and false teachers"  ~Jesus Christ

  • I'm watching the Miracle Manna paid programming right now because it's so goddamn entertaining. Their outlandish stories and reactions are a trip. If you want a good laugh just watch the hr long paid programming. I pause the TV for an HR then FFW to all the testimonies 'cause it's the only thing worth watching. Someone should totally make a compilation of the funniest testimonials.

  • What fags, lol.

  • We ordered this for my faja as a joke. ;P

  • I accidentally the whole miracle manna. Is this bad?

  • Notice that in the shot with the bible, it's ON FIRE!!

    WHAT THE F***?!

    This is ridiculous. I'm watching the informercial now, what an unbelievable scam. These people are not holy or divine.

  • Having read the recipe, there is no way I'm eating that

  • Ezekiel 4:9-17 (New International Version)

  • 9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel."

  • read the KJVB you'll see something other than that

  • 13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."

  • peter popoff is a a hole.....

  • This is NOT Biblical. Magic pop tarts, sheeesh!

  • ok im a christian and i think this is just wrong to fool people with this.

  • come on, believing in an mythological hero (god) is one thing. but you gotta draw the line somewhere.

  • u gota be joking, AMERICA WAKE UP

  • holy shit u gotta be FUCKIN kidding me wit dis miracle manna bullshit

  • why the fuck is he still on TV?! how does he do it!

  • Holy Bread Shit

  • I saw this on television just now and as a Christian, I am DISGUSTED. The thought of the scams these people pull make me want to fly into a violent rage.

    For the love of God, please, nobody do this.

  • this is just wrong..on so many levels...exploiting god for your own wallet...and of course BET runs popoff's crappy television sales.

  • Peter Popoff is such a lazy assed son of a bitch that he hasn't even read Ezekiel 4 : 9 where he says that he got his 'recipe for manna. In Ezekiel, God is pissed off with the Israelites and as part of their punishment he orders Ezekiel to see that the Israelites make bread from an appalling mix of stuff described in Ezekiel 4 : 9 and instructs that it is to be baked 'with human dung as fuel' Ezeliel 4:12. Pretty sh*tty manna then!

  • what was it a few months ago...a piece of green cloth? now its this crap?......you believe this crap you have issues...they are nothing but leeches on the weak minded and dieing...nuffsaid'

  • You're dying too Bill, and you comment on youtube which indicates major issues. Does my name seem familiar Mr. Cat? Or are you a different cat? You were reincarnated as a doorknob once after running into a cactus outside of Palm Springs. Is it really you or are you a big fakey fakey phoney fraud?

  • No, hes the cat. For real! the jogging paralyzed turpentine can told me.

  • I SMILE!

  • people buy into this because they are in pain and willing to try anything easy to get out of it.

  • Its a cracker... and i dont even think that it's salted! I was watching this dureing the commercials of "who's line is it anyway?" and i was trying to decide which was funnier. I was laughing at both of them! But seriously, this guy is a jackass. Its not even live and hes listing off common illnesses of insomniacs.(the primary viewers of this crap) I would like to see him choak on his own saltless manna! But i will admit that it does cause people to make lots of money, but only if your involved.

  • Know what else would be funny as hell? If these people received the check for (x) amount of cash and then took it to the bank and found out that their miracle check bounced. I personally would laugh but I would also acknowledge it as fucked up. and Yes, LMAO @ "Empowerd".

  • I saw this at around 4 AM the other day... I was laughing my ass off when it showed the "testimonies" and junk. The only thing that threw me off was that the loaf was "FREE" lol; which led me to think that it was either A. Poisoned bread. or B. A way to get someone's information and make them suffer from Identity theft. Meh. I don't know but I hope to hear about someone's results later. lol.

  • I came here to say something good about this but then i read the comments below and all i could do was REBUKE SATAN!! IT scares me and reminds me of how the devil is capable of controling the minds of young citizens

  • Umm well I ordered this last night cuz I was bored and the infomercial was hilariously fake. Especially the dancing old people! I'll post another comment if I get scammed out of my shorts. Anyone know if I could lose money from this? Please reply!

  • OMG this shit was just on Tv. This black nigga lady was possessed by this preacher and supposedly god of her wheelchair and was exposed gold the holy ghost

    this is the most fucked up thing ive ever seen

  • HALLALUYAH!

  • Hahaha cant believe how these ppl are brainwashed. they will just believe ANYTHING. Its on tv right now at 4am in the morning.

    "I prepared the miracle manna according to the God's ingredient and his directions he gave me several months ago"

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • you know the part that bugs me most? all the people in the audience. are people that stupid?

  • Peter Ripoff is such a jerk.

  • lolololol, they spelled empowered wrong

  • This is a disgrace. First of all, why IS the bible burning th whole time? Second, as an Afican American woman, I feel like this dude is praying on black people. How many times do you see a White preacher in a predominately Black church. Sad to say, but black people are more vunerable to believe because we lack more. Its sad that he is using this to his advantage. MF!! If this so called Miracle Manna works, why are we still at war? Why are people in poverty? Why are we in recession?

  • Because there is no god. You make your own way in life.

  • Lol. Idiots. Their own gullibility and ignorance will be the end of them.

  • If not humanity as a whole. People of this sort are not exactly difficult to come by.

  • If Jesus actually exists and he ever comes back, he is going to need one hell of a whip

  • i just got mana burn watching this shit

  • omg this puts a disgrace to my name my name is manna btw lol!how could they fake a commercial like this thats sad!

  • The Bible is burning the whole time, is that not disturbing?

  • hahaha jesus cheeze - brings a whole new meaning to the 'second coming' tho...

    oO

  • At least it's free - if you were hungry, you could perhaps grate some cheese on it and stick it under the grill.

    It's a little recipe I call 'Jesus cheezus bread'.

  • It's the catholics that fuck little boys, religion is all bullshit

  • I don't understand how anyone can buy into this. I just saw this on BET. If anyone can't figure out right away there's something wrong about this, then I have no hope for them.

  • My mom was gonna buy the crazy fucking bitch took me an hour to perswade her it was a scam lol

  • I don't understand how anyone can buy into this. I just saw this on BET. If anyone can't figure out right away there's something wrong about this, then I have no hope for them.

  • From fucking little boys to magic bread, LOL christians are funny