If you're going to try and do a 'haha let's try to be quirky and ask people questions they don't understand so funny and original' video, can you at the very least get someone who's funny to ask the questions?
And Hal, be careful asking Gianna to play D&D with you. Her Dungeon might just be a RL dungeon and her idea of a Dragon might be Ron in drag, Methed-up beyond all reason and ready to follow any command she gives him. ANY COMMAND!!! IOW - and to quote Doctor Who - RUN!!!
I just searched Gianna Michaels on IMDB. It's funny that her second worst rated film (out of 41) is actually the only film which is not porn: "Piranha"... but I think I give "Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman" a try. Directed by Francis Ford Cockola.
FUCK youtube, you fuckin suck! i've been trying to watch this fuckin less than 3 minute video without it buffering every 3 seconds for the past 15 minutes to no avail. tried watching on my phone on 3G, couldn't play it, tried wifi, same thing, tried the laptop, same thing, tried the phone on 4G--still can't watch without fuckin buffering every 2 FUCKIN SECONDS!!! now i'm just gonna give up and not watch what's probably a funny video because youtube sucks my ball hairs right through their teeth!!
Wanna come over and play dungeons and dragons sometime.....PAUSE ( She thinks about the kinky side of things).......NO (When she realizes that this guy is actually asking for her to play dungeons and dragons).....
Ah belladonna, you'll always be the best... Oh, shit, i mean, WHO THE FUCK IS BELLADONNA!? waht? they didn't say her name? oh, um, well, she must've had a name tag or something... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE, A DISTRACTION!
Alright. Who the fuck hasn't seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy? When she said that I literally banged my fists against my desk and I'm actually bleeding because of it. Crazy.
This is some funny shit.
903lew 6 days ago
for serious though wanna come play dungeons and dragon later :D
ahhhahhahhahha no!
:(
No1ShotWhat 1 week ago
1:54 <3
Dabestusernamever 1 month ago
ALEXIS TEXAS!!!!
styleboy321 1 month ago
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i bet he have AIDS after all this!
swagboi7 1 month ago
Who are these people?
padam87 1 month ago
1:45 looks like Allison love
SOdakiiing 1 month ago
HAHAHAHA 'What the fucks a Jedi?!?!?!?!Gianna Michaels what the fuck!?!' best fuckin part lol still friggin laughing
Cbuttle1 2 months ago in playlist More videos from FunnyorDie
Tassles makes this ok for Youtube?! :) .
tanner1ie 2 months ago
who is the girl at 1:45 ?
stormtrooperman158 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
what the fuck is jedi ?!! thats the best part
msciolny 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
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Cantina song, fuck yeah.
PaulWMac 2 months ago
Was that Alexis Texas who didn't know what an orc is? Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap.
jamesdagmond 2 months ago
an orc would tear your shit up! lol
weinerpoopification 2 months ago
Lol "I love Michael Keaton, He's a staight fucking G" Lol that made me laugh XD
XblackswanXx 2 months ago 3
@XblackswanXx Do u know who that chick is?
Legazki 2 months ago
@Legazki Dana DeArmond I think
LilJay03 2 months ago
1:45, who is it? No one seems to know.
SemiAmazingAtheist 2 months ago
@1:45 Micheal keaton is a str8 FUCKING G! Don't go chasing waterfalls you scrubs!
dirthotch1982 2 months ago
If you're going to try and do a 'haha let's try to be quirky and ask people questions they don't understand so funny and original' video, can you at the very least get someone who's funny to ask the questions?
videogamenostalgia 2 months ago
Gianna Michaels <3
propalibasist 2 months ago
Haha finally some funny shit again but hey! BRING BACK BETWEEN TWO FERNS.
SeCT0RSEVEN 2 months ago 3
LOL @Gianna Michaels...
DoctahDizzle 2 months ago
2:47 ouch friendzoned
conquerorehe 2 months ago 3
24 people dont know what a jedi is.
Videomeister19 2 months ago
Wanna come and play Dungeons and Dragons sometime??
AHAHAHAHAHA, no
efrdman2008 2 months ago 3
1:49 XD
Massas8967 2 months ago
MAYBE I'M LOVING THIS!!
rith5 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
PRESS 9 for epicness
Dracolordz 2 months ago
This is that 1 in 10 funny or die video that's actually funny.
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4lexARM 2 months ago
SUUUURE Hal, they "accidentley" gave u the tickets :) lol
BMI07 2 months ago
Orc would tear your shit up..
And thats what i like
He would leave you in the gutter..
Aha :)))
I love that girl :D
chujciwmame 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... no!
woody23000 2 months ago
MAYBE IDE LIKE IT !?!?!?!?
ZoneDesignz 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
ps- I <3 Gianna Michaels....she is my favorite
MagikSpaceFries 2 months ago
YES! KEATON!
MagikSpaceFries 2 months ago
BELLADONNA
mnthol 2 months ago
Whats that fat lady doing at 0:37 in the background?
kak93 2 months ago
BWAHAHAHA.... No.
Freakyfish42 2 months ago
Who else Fapped during the whole video?
ssorrenn 2 months ago 10
@ssorrenn Heard of this thing called.. umm what was it.. oh right! PORN! Why the fuck would you fap to youtube -video? ..
bawYARR 2 months ago
Change the name to rarely funny but mostly die. But, I liked this one.
bigjispissedoff 2 months ago
WHAT THE FUCKS A JEDI??!
SwaggTastic213 2 months ago
Its been a long time, but....kinda FUNNY!
fangsteen 2 months ago
Lmao michael keaton
Wiseguyzmoney 2 months ago 2
press 9 repeatedly
ThatVincentKid 2 months ago 2
awesome.
Brikkwall 2 months ago
At least we finally know what Will Smith's doing next
"BiRobot"- summer 2013
EoinStidster 2 months ago 2
What the fuck is up with Keaton?
BluDollarTeddy100 2 months ago
I'm ashamed that I can name almost every pornstar he talked too AND identify their lady parts from a lineup.
BluDollarTeddy100 2 months ago 2
@BluDollarTeddy100 I was able to name a few...you're not alone
>.>
<.<
BroodmyWarcraft 2 months ago
lmfao u wana come over an play dungeons an dragons some time?
gonerone420 2 months ago
Gianna Michaels should like stop being fucked for a sec and watch a fucking real movie.
NEEO512 2 months ago
alexis texas <3
piergiorgiogonni 2 months ago
Belladonna is the best...for real... ;-)
sven251178 2 months ago
LMFAOOOOO, LOOOOOOOL, MUAHAHAHAHA, no.
brunofcf83 2 months ago
MWUHAHAHA, no.
TheRealSasoun 2 months ago
0:47 is Gianna Michaels! Epicly huge tits she has!
Primape92 2 months ago in playlist A Watch Later
omg Alexis Texas and Gianna Michaels...i couldnt recognize them with their clothes on :D
LegendKillerGIsi 2 months ago
whos that chick on 1:45 i like her voiec :D
DryIcys 2 months ago
LOOK UP 'UCB MIDNIGHT SHOW' FOR MORE OF THIS GUY hes the shit
comrieharlemaster12 2 months ago
AH Gianna Michaels is AWESOME
Chaoutzu 2 months ago in playlist Best of Funny or Die 4 2
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holttrain 2 months ago
F.O.D. is soooooo desperate....... wow....
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targetMove 2 months ago
Gianna Michael's is the fucking best she is so hot!
stev0xtrem0 2 months ago
i do wanna play d and d .
chedromania 2 months ago
Lucky bastard!
Taurus5190 2 months ago
Gianna Michaels is..kinda funny :/
JJchoy1593 2 months ago
the best funny or die clip ever!! paused like 100 times lol
1020dilan 2 months ago
who else paused at 0:36
1020dilan 2 months ago 31
@1020dilan no one...
CallMeMang 2 months ago
Wtf is dungeons and dragons?
JWisLegend 2 months ago
Boobs and wizards FTW.
Corjolay 2 months ago
Wanna come over and play dragons and dungeons sometime?.. HAHAHAHAHAH no
lizzybeth0 2 months ago
Gianna Micheals, WTF!!
DutchMuzic 2 months ago
OMG, IT'S REAL
missodd90 2 months ago
And Hal, be careful asking Gianna to play D&D with you. Her Dungeon might just be a RL dungeon and her idea of a Dragon might be Ron in drag, Methed-up beyond all reason and ready to follow any command she gives him. ANY COMMAND!!! IOW - and to quote Doctor Who - RUN!!!
tyro244 2 months ago
Kevin Conroy - Best Batman EVER!!!
tyro244 2 months ago
I just searched Gianna Michaels on IMDB. It's funny that her second worst rated film (out of 41) is actually the only film which is not porn: "Piranha"... but I think I give "Alexis Texas Is Buttwoman" a try. Directed by Francis Ford Cockola.
MisterStahl 2 months ago
this is the first funny thing funny or die have done for a long time...
hhelloklara 2 months ago
LOL at the yoda backpack
tf2Jironimo 2 months ago
Amazing soundtrack...
turoniner 2 months ago
who is the girl at 0:30?
killchill7 2 months ago
@killchill7 someone's looking for some new porn :D...I'd love to help but no idea mate ahahahah
Fredmeister2006 2 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no.
SkyOfAsh 2 months ago
Hal Rudnick, you're a true legend.
kidnebs 2 months ago
Well take your ass to Dailymotion then!!!
utubeeddiej 2 months ago
FUCK youtube, you fuckin suck! i've been trying to watch this fuckin less than 3 minute video without it buffering every 3 seconds for the past 15 minutes to no avail. tried watching on my phone on 3G, couldn't play it, tried wifi, same thing, tried the laptop, same thing, tried the phone on 4G--still can't watch without fuckin buffering every 2 FUCKIN SECONDS!!! now i'm just gonna give up and not watch what's probably a funny video because youtube sucks my ball hairs right through their teeth!!
xis10ce 2 months ago
Hahaha, "Orc would leave you in the gutter."
tf2weekly 2 months ago
If Ron Jeremy says Micheal Keaton. You'll take Micheal Keaton,
Liam5126 2 months ago
porn stars need to be educated about Lord of The Rings... come on now
Punkette151617 2 months ago
Keaton's best ;-)
KleinNati 2 months ago
Gianna michaels lost the best part of her the curvyness
daynap11 2 months ago
"I'm a mega weirdo? YOU FUCK DUDES AND LADIES ALL DAY AND NIGHT"
anthcybo 2 months ago
Alexis Texas!!
RedHotCharliePeppers 2 months ago
BOOBIES!!!
luisfelipe449 2 months ago
Gianna has lose some weight.
nonoo 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
reminds me of Kassem G.
ohanungsaya 2 months ago 44
@ohanungsaya this dude is way more awkward and in a bad way
FPSToronto 2 months ago
@ohanungsaya Is he an ugly nerd who plays dungeons and dragons too ?
TheYanni75 2 months ago
How is this not banned on youtube for under 18?
xoBabyGirl64 2 months ago
@xoBabyGirl64 Wtf are you talking about there's not nudity in this.
GrantgJackson 2 months ago
@GrantgJackson It's not only nudity that makes it banned, it is also explicit content like this: 0:36 or 0:34
xoBabyGirl64 2 months ago
Wanna come over and play dungeons and dragons sometime.....PAUSE ( She thinks about the kinky side of things).......NO (When she realizes that this guy is actually asking for her to play dungeons and dragons).....
AWESOME :)
NikKast1981 2 months ago
WIN!!!
SuperStov 2 months ago
what a fuck is jedi ??? thats the best part
msciolny 2 months ago
1:44 Whos she???
m666alkhalel 2 months ago
Ah belladonna, you'll always be the best... Oh, shit, i mean, WHO THE FUCK IS BELLADONNA!? waht? they didn't say her name? oh, um, well, she must've had a name tag or something... HEY, LOOK OVER THERE, A DISTRACTION!
unciePaul 2 months ago
@unciePaul oh yeah, she's hot
launchmusicc 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
can i play dungeons and dragons with you?
FrozenBarbieee 2 months ago
damn, i know them all by name :(
Clanfear 2 months ago
1. watch this video
2. look up gianna micheals
3. kick my roommate out for 5 min
MillerTheory 2 months ago
HIHAHAHAHA....no
nushcububzzz 2 months ago
RON JEREMY!
mybishthing 2 months ago
more more more
dildomerchant 2 months ago
this was amazing, first truly funny video in a while guys.
RDeathmark 2 months ago
I NEED THAT PACK-PACK
extremelyfatass 2 months ago
who is the girl at 1:35?
lilmunch64 2 months ago
@lilmunch64
She's Dana DeArmond, she has a youtube channel too :)
twilightnekochan 2 months ago
This was fantastic, by the way. We need more Hal Rudnick.
batboyjhg 2 months ago
Who was teh one with the red hair, whip, and stickers on her bewbies?
batboyjhg 2 months ago
Epic :)
Brommes 2 months ago
Actually funny. For once.
Well done Funny or Die.
Cimlite 2 months ago
I saw rubberdoll doing her thing lol
TheRGReyes 2 months ago
lol the ending
cr7ei 2 months ago
Great.
b14blah 2 months ago
This was really funny
sebas 2 months ago
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DJaBookByItsCover 2 months ago
lol. 9 9 9 9 You fuck dudes, and you fuck dudes, and you fuck dudes, and you fuck dudes. BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE BOUNCE lol..... oh goodness.
SQU1RT5 2 months ago
Alexis Big Ass Texas.
SQU1RT5 2 months ago 10
@SQU1RT5 She's a favorite.
madmax18840 2 months ago
Alright. Who the fuck hasn't seen the Lord of the Rings trilogy? When she said that I literally banged my fists against my desk and I'm actually bleeding because of it. Crazy.
jedimastergimli 2 months ago
@jedimastergimli Umm. K.
Anonymous2335 2 months ago
hahahahahaa amazing. how did she not know who the wonder twins are.
jimirockett2000 2 months ago
i knew almost everyone
mightyburee 2 months ago
Keaton?! gtfo, We all know Val Kilmer was the sexiest Batman (:
Nae00 2 months ago
Seriously, gentlemen. This is moment to be sad.
mrteemumilto 2 months ago
pres 2 and 9 !
nice to watching ;)
DmitriyPra 2 months ago
Lmfao!!!
joebenavidez3 2 months ago
1, i didnt recognise them with their clothes on.
2, probably the first funny thing that funny or die has produced in a long time.
evildoctorbluetooth 2 months ago
That place would be penis torture. So close yet so far away...
8jakeP8 2 months ago
i love how she laughs in his fucking face, and then she just says calmly, "no".
mannymatrixofwar2 2 months ago
gianna micheals lost hella weight!
jjonald 2 months ago
is that ron jeremy at 1:42?
atta b
problemboys2230 2 months ago
Man, I would be so self-conscious doing what he did. If he was, he didn't show it. o.o
timothy22597 2 months ago
gianna<3
keenjerbear420 2 months ago
Hell naw, Christian Bale.
kaczurda 2 months ago 12
faggot
funkyd20 2 months ago
Dana DeArmond looks like Jean Grey.
Narugi 2 months ago
Gianna is so funny :)
jdixie2010 2 months ago
GIANNA MICHEALS IS MY FAVORITE PORN STAR!!
Thechiefmaster117 2 months ago 29
@Thechiefmaster117 Aletta Ocean ftw
OccamsTaser 2 months ago
@Thechiefmaster117 That bitch got a fucked up face.
bawYARR 2 months ago
@nizepart0519 thats why they do porn..
1991rajat 2 months ago
Ron Jeremy is bad ass
LetMeReviewThis 2 months ago
maybe im loving this right now lol
SneekySnakeOO 2 months ago
Oh god, the mallgoth chick at 1:45... "Straight fuckin' G"? Please go back to listening to ICP, ew.
Gropings 2 months ago
I really enjoy this
MrGoodgrace 2 months ago
301 views, 645 likes. Hmmm.
keenanbro 2 months ago
"Biggest adult porno..."
ADULT porno, as apposed to what?
wtffrog 2 months ago 2
can someone spell me that mickael kithan batman dude ?
mihailo343 2 months ago
@mihailo343 Michael Keaton :)
ITzGuitarGod 2 months ago
Lol
MrGhettobunny96 2 months ago
Play Dungeons and Dragons sometime? "hahahahahaha no."
UncleJesse1 2 months ago
yes
leberwithoutacause 2 months ago
wooooo giannna micheals
UsooFine 2 months ago
0:30 Are those real? NOPE, Chuck Testa.
SirGarforth 2 months ago
WHERE DO YOU SMOKIN
Dethtallica73 2 months ago
2:38 I LOVE her!!!
WangDugay 2 months ago
I cant stop laughing at that ending
Booma151676 2 months ago
haahahhaahahahaahahh THIS IS AWESOME !!!
mihailo343 2 months ago
my jizzle would be in the laundry right now...
littlekidlover569 2 months ago
The only good looking one in the entire video is Alexis Texas!
xklusivguy 2 months ago
Woo
8764142 2 months ago