Smart Octopus

[BrownSugar253]

octopus is smarter than money and the whole congress!!

[ybtolerant]

Haha how darling.

"aight, snack taime over" move alone here folks

[angelthebest11]

do you have a octopus pet

[jetmea]

o yyeah i hadc a occie for 2 days well i cout it while spearfishing i grabed it not speard it btw,yeah then i put it in the reeef tank with a jar then the next day it got stuck or sumthing and couldent get out so i think it dronwed so i kept it injn the jar put thye lid on and its in the freezer, the next day it was white

[Ilovezebrapig]

@jetmea

If that made sense it would be easier but.. alright.

[grego999999999]

mmmm..sushi :D

[Ravenskysong]

I see a cow I think Steak.

if the life force of the universe didn't want people eating meat or conducting experiments it would not have spun evolution into possibility

[kingstarblade]

that cool and all but it was traped and that just sad

[jetmea]

can a salt water oci go in fresh?

[vett3l0l]

@jetmea no

[eviljoel]

@jetmea Pretty sure it wouldn't survive that, there's quite a big difference between salt and fresh water. As odd as it sounds, it would probably dry out or drown, due to the change in salt level.

[patrick1wtf]

Awsome :D, is want a pet octopus, we already have a quite big aquarium (:, but before i get one, i want to make sure the tank and all is ok (:

[Paucharka]

it's better to be the killer, than the victim))

[aegnt09]

This is fucking horribe

[gusiskirby]

Why do people always say that? Animals need to eat.

[aegnt09]

Animals need to eat. But what? each other? barbaric. i thought we were civilized.

[Iken69]

@aegnt09 you can buy a cow and put in in an aquarium if you want to

[marciamarciamarcia]

@aegnt09

He's killing & eating to survive. You think what people do is better? Depriving animals of a natural life then slaughtering them under horrible conditions? How about hunting for "sport"?

Come on!

[aegnt09]

I don't hate the octopus is eating the crabs. i hate that the humans are capturing craps and making them wait until their death.

I hate what humans do.

[marciamarciamarcia]

@aegnt09

I agree with you on that. Humans are despicable.

[pat2769]

If you hate what humans do, then do the world a favor and kill yourself so that there is one less person leeching off of the Earth.

[aegnt09]

I hate what OTHER humans do. not myself. also why don't you? 1 pound of meat takes 16 pounds of grain to produce. You eat meat for 2/3 meals a day on average. thats 32 pounds of grain your taking from a field every day. and also killing an animal while your at it. also FYI Meat production is the #1 cause of global warming. look it up.

[1TheSarcastic]

@aegnt09 Cows are the number one cause of Methane gas...so, I'm also trying to help by eating cows. How is meat causing global warming? And so many people end up being malnurished without meat. I have no problem if someone doesn't want to eat meat...just don't make it a problem for those of us that do

[simonjhaas]

@1TheSarcastic retard, they're the #1 cause of methane because your eating them creates demand for them.

[aegnt09]

@1TheSarcastic Cows arent the cause. Manufacturing them is. feeding them 16x the grain and transportation of them. Learn how the human body works, meat is in no way good for us other than it gives us 3x more protine than we need. and meat is killing. I dont want to because its KILLING your fucking dumbass killing should NOT be legal in this day and age.

[CheezitNinja]

@aegnt09 Because humans totally didn't evolve incisors and canines.

[aegnt09]

@CheezitNinja It's not good for our bodies in any way.

[CheezitNinja]

@aegnt09 Besides the protein, amino acids, vitamins (A,B, and I think D?), Iron and Zinc, etc. Meat also helps our blood to clot.

Global warming may also be just a natural phenomenon. There's plenty of evidence pointing in either direction, so to use it in an argument would be like trying to point at a half finished painting and use it as an example of an artist's work.

Also recall several articles about dinosaurs producing much more methane. Also tar pits.

[djngiskhan]

munch munch munch...

[Aluevius]

That was cool, the octopus was like "Mine! Come here. Yum."

[nimkal]

then he walks away haha

[Aluevius]

Yeah, he was like "I've got what I wanted so that's all the entertainment you're getting out of me today!" They are one of the most amazing animals in the world, especially their camouflage abilities.

[jsnaker21]

hey can u get/ or put any octopus in freshwater..

[SpinelessScales]

no cephalopods can tolerate freshwater. sorry :(

[uberbatman]

feeding it freshwater fish probably wasnt a wise idea...

[l33thustla]

why is it a bad idea

[0YtsanBlowout0]

I wanna mini octo!

[Afraid0fGhosts]

its a shame they eat these alive in asia

poor bastards....

[livvyxo]

It's a shame any animal gets eaten if you want to look at it from that perspective :/

[HunterMann]

Are you saying that all creatures should go vegan?

[livvyxo]

No I'm saying if you're gonna say it's a shame to eat an octopus then it's a shame to eat any animal. People always seem to think it's wrong to eat an animal that isn't a cow a pig or a chicken.

[HunterMann]

It's a shame that every time we inhale we are killing & eating thousands of innocent airbourne micro-organisms. There are actually people who wear fine mesh over their moths to keep from doing such killing. I do not eat dead pigs.

[nimkal]

True but I think if we eat humans we would definitly see it as a bad thing. We are just like animals. So what do you say to that?... and that is why we think it more wrong to eat intelligent animals... and I believe that is a good way of putting it because the more their intelligence is closer to us... the more it would seem like I would feel what they are feeling when they are being hunted and eaten. Just like the 23,000 dolphines killed in Japan only, per Year, from Sep to March every year.

[BoY860]

what kind of octopus is that?

[ktilford]

i really dont know...a co-worker set up a tank in the office and this thing ate to death

[iVVES]

fatality.

[101OnTheRun]

WHERE COULD I BUY A SMALL OCTO>>????

[ktilford]

not sure at all

[element303]

depending where you live i can sell you one.

[honnoand000]

@101OnTheRun catch in tide pools i think

[crazychaoticcool]

Poor fish, it knew it knew it was about to get nom'd. Octopodes are ridiculously cool :)

[JiggleSmax]

sweet I'd love to have a pet octopus XD

[procambarusalleni]

excellent moves

[BrickMuffin]

brutal

[yinyangdynasty]

i would love to get a pet octopus. but is there anything cheaper to feed it than tropical fish? that meal looked like it cost five or six bucks.

[Brax115]

live mollusks are best, like shrimp and crab, but even frozen and thawed shrimp from the grocery store will do, though mediocre meals like that may shorten the octopus' already short lifespan

[Sunderland4745]

How long does a avrg one live?

[dizzy1wizzy]

maximum life span is about 4 yrss

[hornetpalooza]

Smart ones. Maybe if they lived longer they would be able to communicate with each other and create a civilisation! :)

[ktilford]

not sure....this one killed himself by eating too much 2 weeks later

[pashaahsj]

you are saying "set up a tank in the office and this ting ate to death", but what i wonder about is that is it soo smart that it can eat even if people dont feed him ??

meaning, aren't you prolly the one that fed it too much ?

[hornetpalooza]

Suposedly, smart creatures don't suicide by food.

[pashaahsj]

lol nice 1 but i don't get it. that sentence will be really cool to me if i understood it :(

[MrKaiten]

@ktilford LOL!!! well at least it was smart enough to get to the food...

[ktilford]

you could always feed it freeze dried shrimp

[CephDude]

@ktilford Feed them fiddler crabs and ghost shrimp, that'll be pretty cheap.

[agenteighty]

fuck I would hate to get eaten by an octopus if I was a fish

[hardxxcorey]

yea. getting squeezed nearly to death by its tentacles/suction cups and then getting eaten by a rock hard beak is the cherry on top.

[seanC0LLINS]

i think the intelligence battle among animals is irrelevant species to species. sure monkeys may show human signs of "intelligence" more than other primates, but i think it's the necessity for intelligence that breeds it. a shark doesn't need a social intelligence because it has evolved physically not to, but that doesn't mean it lacks the capacity for intelligence any less than dolphins. and in any case, "proving" intelligence in animals seems very basic at this point in science OCTOPI RULE THO

[sk8ersammy88]

just cause a parrot can talk octopus are damn more smarter =]

[Rmg12]

noooo they're much smarter

[Warmsicko]

Cool

[kittyfreek]

They have excellent eyesight.

[CAWpatch]

awesome how something so sqishy can eat something so hard without even being able to see what it's doing.

[delicousbutfilling01]

most awesome thing ever

[rubberduck8571]

BAH DENG!!!!

[classof77]

Octopi FTW.

[alex33185]

yummy