Outtakes of the Christ

[Wazzy1ful]

Pathetic! Hope this gets banned! Any other religion gets "parodied" and there is an uproar!

[MrJaga09]

Gandalf The Gay

[cmz16]

doar niste oameni foarte prosti fac asa ceva

[KGBfbiSECUpolitia]

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[rulezonyx]

A ticket to hell has never been so funny

[TheEXpothead]

god doesn't exist, what an ignorant mind to say something like that and actually believe that one is right about it, get back to reality you dont know shit, you can say you do, but it'll only make you look like a fool

[MrKalebisabeast]

wow i hope u all ask for forgiveness

[SonicTheHedgehog0222]

Pfft this was funny as hell!!! Christianity is funny hahahahaha... a geez i subscribed...

[Crashilicious]

hope all of you foolish humans repent...

[frastocazzo]

buahauahuaahauahauau gesus you fucking assole ;-) God doesn't exist

[stopthesoftkill]

@frastocazzo how do you know? the existance of God cannot be proven or disproved. There could be a universe-sized collection of intelligent neuron-like cells in a parallel dimensions watching and guiding all of our actions. To presume that we have learned all the laws of physics and science already is just naive.

[jonasn5]

@stopthesoftkill well spoken, just remember, beliving or useing that theori in practise would be dumb as well since it has no more backup than "possibility following -current laws of physics and science-" if you catch my drift ;P

[LoveEmmett11]

It's called faith

[krotalias15]

2:12 the best scene ever ahahahhahahaahahahhaha

[MrGuitarphenomenon]

1:15... GOD lmfaolmfaolmfaolmfaolmfao

[rexuro64]

1:44 AHÄ ÄHÄÄH Ähä

[s0cializa]

Not spam:

Stay encourage and let us pray for one another. And be watchful for we know that these are the last days. Remember we don't have to prove anything.We're here to share of His Greatness and what a reality He is in our life. We are evidence that He exist. I believe above my feelings. John 8:31-36 I am free in Christ. I have leaned to stay in the simplicity of Christ.To receive means to because a receptacle and take in what it beings offered.Then sings my soul How great God is.

[Godbtheglory1]

Happy New Year.If you can worship, u can also operate in the gifts of the Spirit. What motivates me to grow in the deeper levels of spiritual realm of the Power of the Holy Spirit, is the image of Jesus,my Lord,as He hung on the cross dying for me. God does not want us to be afraid of supernatural things or spiritual gifts.He bids us to walk with Him in the miraculous.Take a step of faith out of our comfort zones and dare to believe tht God can use us to demonstrate His power.

[Music381197]

Jesus smokes?

[call4gtAA123ROGI]

this is not cool f**k

[legofan370]

who would seriously name their SON courtney??

[EbbWeaver]

That had Russel Brand written all over it.

[ILIYYILI]

@Godbtheglory1

Yea... and muslims are evidence of Allah, and Romans are evidence of Zues and Patasteferians of FSM.

[KxK96]

The11thHour I liked all your vids untill i saw this one lol, just kidding, all your vids suck but this one is worse.

[13Yeared]

Haha, you should've had a wardrobe malfunction if you know what I mean... lol good video

[bagger117]

That is the grossest thing I have ever seen.

[mrsims2]

Ok for all you believers. I have one question. If you can answer this question with full undeniable proof i will go to church or whatever you believe in and worship it. The question is: Have you seen him?

[Ady00pk]

@mrsims2 they are belive in him because they need to belive in something...they have a choice right now between fear....and love.A new consciousness is developing wich sees the earth as a single organism...and recognizes that an organism at a war with itself is doomed.So stop beliving in shit that doesnt exist and lets be united! in this infinite universe!

[13Yeared]

@mrsims2 Have you seen gravity?

[mrsims2]

@13Yeared No i haven't. How do i know its real? I jump and i come back down. I dont see what point you are trying to make.

[13Yeared]

@mrsims2 Simply put, just because you don't see something doesn't mean it's not there.

[mrsims2]

@13Yeared Well if no one has any proof at all that something exists how do you know its there?

[13Yeared]

@mrsims2 Well, let's see. There's the Bible, of course.... (which was, by the way, NOT written by God, you ignorant Christians) And besides, how do you know gravity is there? Or love is there? It's just sort of a feeling. Some people just don't believe in that sort of thing, hell, I have a shitload of doubts.

[tml4873]

@13Yeared You can observe the effects of gravity. You cannot observe the effects of god(s).

[13Yeared]

@tml4873 On a morale level, perhaps. To be quite honest, some time has passed since that comment and to be more honest, my doubts increase...I'm just open to ideas.

[KxK96]

@mrsims2 Not in person, but in so many different ways like, His Love etc...

[Hoafresh25]

@mrsims2 I have an even better question. If I saw or claimed to have seen him, would you believe me? all you'd have is my testimony and as an atheist it's clear you'd ask for more evidence. e.g God actually appearing in front of you. such a question is secular and just plain pointless.

[mrsims2]

@Hoafresh25 I like porn.

[Isaiah53v5]

They wont be laughing in Hell.

[gibsongold1970]

this is blasphemy against the holy spirit.

i don'y care if you believe in why the passion happened or not.

this isn't something you joke about.

but you needed to be a superstar on youtube.

wow! did you sell out!

[cheeplyOwasp]

@gibsongold1970

cool dude be cool dude ,they are making fun of the movie not the holy one, bor .

[Godbtheglory1]

My daughter Melissa was given 1 hr to live at Columbia Presbyterian Hosp Bx NY. Both her lungs were unable to stop bleeding. Drs said that not even a lung transplant would save her. I remember how in the supernatural God used Moses to part the red sea.So I prayed God in the supernatural power you gave Moses I ask you to close my daughter's lungs like you did to the red sea.. Drs call it miraculous. I say b/c I dared to believe I received.Drs encourage me to write a bk.

[mrsims2]

@Godbtheglory1 Cool story,Bro

[Trymeand23]

Damn why would you wanna make fun of Jesus?

[viperr1956]

thats extacly why USA gonna burn first when the day of christ returns! repent dicks repent!

[PNOYZTYLE]

Im gana fuckin kill yu guys if yu make fun of jesus !

[dragnarok1134]

@PNOYZTYLE "though shall not kill" damn, an athiest like me can remember stuff like that better than a christian? shameful.

[ericdalgetty]

well im athiest.

[DukoBenedicto]

I dont know if god wants me to laugh...

[JonasVanRetro]

BLASPHEMY!!! BLASPHEMY IN ALL THE EXTENTION OF THE WORD! MY GOD THOU GIVE YOUR LIFE FOR US BAT WE CANT APRESIATE THAT! INSTED WEE LAUGH OF YOUR PAIN!

[Barbabapan]

@JonasVanRetro

"We"? So, you as well?

[JonasVanRetro]

@Barbabapan yes me to. why? because my revelions, mi sins, my bad actions etc. all mankind laugh about Jesus ministry & acts when he was in here on earth. not exacli with laugh, by making sin after sin!

[Barbabapan]

@JonasVanRetro OK!

[healonator]

@JonasVanRetro a sin is having read your crap. maybe if you took deep breath and read what you wrote, you'd realize it makes no sense. youre so bent up that it all just comes out like kasdfiusid kasjdfiu sd isaudf isdi sdf lsj dfiiaswkjei w sf n sdfdnie,. i made more sense there than you.

[JonasVanRetro]

@healonator GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU BASTARD ATHEIST!

[healonator]

@JonasVanRetro oh yeah, youre real christ like. dont worry all is forgiven. i forgive you. its ok.

[s0cializa]

@JonasVanRetro Can't really represent God with curse words brother. the Holy Spirit has it under control, no need to get upset.

[BROKENHOUSEFILMS]

1:49-1:58

[shadowclaw46]

Thankfully I'm agnostic, so I can laugh at this! And to all you Christains, lighten up! It's just a joke! Don't take these things so seriously.

[Godbtheglory1]

@shadowclaw46 If you send your son to die for the world and suffer like Jesus did, would you allow someone like yourself to mock khis death.

[shadowclaw46]

@Godbtheglory1 They're not making fun of Jesus. They're making fun of the movie. I have respect for Jesus even though I do not believe he was anything more than a man with good morals.

[Barbabapan]

@Godbtheglory1

Whoever sends his/her son to die for anything, is really wrong in the head.

[JonasVanRetro]

@Barbabapan that is bacause you habe crap in your head & your heart! you can understand thise because you are an ignorant about God & the bible . you only care about money, cars, mansions, study for some day wanna be millionaire , who want to fuck & who is a easy guy to you fuck him etc. you dont know nothing abouth God & all the mystery that round him you whore!

[Barbabapan]

@JonasVanRetro So, there's 2 sorta people in the world: the ones who believe in god and how superb he is by sending those who don't say AMEN daily to a never ending punishment, and that sort only knows love and despise money,

and then there's the others who don't believe in god that are only interested in money, cars, mansions, study for some day wanna be millionaire who want to fuck and who are easy to fuck?

Isn't calling me a WHORE your ticket to hell already?

[omghom]

@Godbtheglory1 God doesn't exist, it's a proven fact. The mind is so incredibly powerful that it can affect our lives if we obsessively believe that someone/something can change it for us.

[Godbtheglory1]

@omghom That's ur believe. My believe is in the Almighty God Creator of Heaven and Earth Amen! I'm not here to convince or prove there is a God. I'm here sharing my experience about Thy God Almighty Mighty. Thank u for sharing ur believe. However that is not mine.

[omghom]

@Godbtheglory1 I also thank you for sharing your beliefs, just know that you're wrong.

[Godbtheglory1]

@omghom Thank you for being kind.

[s0cializa]

@omghom I mean if she's wrong, nothing will happen; but if you're wrong you'll spend eternity in agony (which is anything outside of God). Just a thought.

[omghom]

@s0cializa I know that.

[JonasVanRetro]

IS THE SAME THING DUDE! ABOUT WHO IS THE MOVIE MAN?!!! ABOUTH CHRIST, THE SAIVIOR OF THISE MISERABLE WORD! GOD IN HUMAN FLESH JESUS IS THE CENTER OF THISE MOTION PICTURE, & NOW YOUR TRING TO TELL US THAT THISE BLASPHEMY IS MAKING FUN ABOUTH THE MOVIE? WHTA DO YOU DO IF YOUR FATHER WAS TORTURED IN MANY WAYS AND WAS KILLED & WOLLYWOOD MAKE A FILM OFTHISE EVENTS? & LATTER A JERK MAKE A PARODY & HAVE A LOT OF FUN ABOUT HOW YOUR DAD DIES WITH AN ACTOR PLAYNG YOUR DAD MAKING FUN ABOUT HE'S PAIN?

[Barbabapan]

@JonasVanRetro

Can't tell, my father never was tortured. But if Hollywood'd make a film out of that, I'd move to a nice island with all the money.

You did realize that this parody is making fun of the movie - you know like M.O.V.I.E. - so where's the problem?

[omghom]

@JonasVanRetro THERE'S A FUCKING REPLY BUTTON, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE IT TO LET THE GUY WHO COMMENTED IN THE FIRST PLACE KNOW THAT YOU'RE REPLYING TO HIM!!!

[Nancy99999]

They're making fun of Passion of the Christ, and the actors who played their roles. NOT the real Jesus or anything.

Get over it, people...

[mycze]

it was just for fun.... that's it... don't take this too much seriously

[lostinafable]

im a wiccan so i don give a fuck n i find this funny, my cousins killed jesus bc their jewish lol

[AADrummer4Life]

@lostinafable My ass can whoop ur ass cause im 205 and bench 350 bitch....

[skinandthefag99]

@AADrummer4Life How does the passion of the fucking christ have anything to do with how much of a meathead you are

[hasmat202]

If they were making fun of the MASTER of all universes.....do you really think he would care! He might be laughing him self.

[Sarge7458]

@willem01 Because right now he is sitting in his throne in heaven. He loves us so much that he died to save us from sin. He loved us then and will never stop loving us.

[gaetanomariadigiorgi]

OH! OH OH!!

[Sarge7458]

@snarfhappens I'm not I'm just trying to tell the people who are flipping put and getting mad at the people who made this to calm down and remember what the Christian religion teaches.

[Sarge7458]

Though I disagree with what this video portrays, the creator is human as well. We all make mistakes and sin. Anyone here who is flawless can cast the first stone. Remember, Jesus died and loves EVERYONE.

[hopkins4545]

Christ was the signpost between nothingness and this flux of phenomenal reality we see. The Truth was seen briefly, but it was seen.

[willem01]

@Sarge7458

How can he love someone if he's dead??

[hopkins4545]

You've probably read nothing about it, have you, you disrespectful little shit?

[hopkins4545]

I'm Catholic, there's nothing wrong with having a sense of humor about faith. Loosen up, tightasses.

[fenriz218]

@hopkins4545 yeah, especially in these hard times of buttrape ...enough with the priests and their kiddie-stash; we need to laugh again!

[willem01]

@hopkins4545 "loosen up, tightasses" ??

...i guess you like butt-seks then!?

[themasterpiece121]

fuck you all!!!!!!!!!!!

[themasterpiece121]

fuck you all.....

[roberto121395]

SPAM U ALL

[xxJROCCxx]

ok seriously you religious assbags if u dont like it dont watch it. u knew it would be rippin on the movie. fuckin idiots. especially you kassop you homo.

[lebanesforces]

fuch you

[Maymona13]

I laughed. Then I felt bad for doing it. *giggles*

[JeanMarcos26]

Gambada de filho da puta que fica zombando Jesus nosso senhor

[JeanMarcos26]

Gambada de filho da puta esses dara aí

que fica zombando Jesus nosso senhor

[TheBadboy1995]

best part is 2:12

[XxshtickxX]

lmfao! 5/5

[boyinthedrain]

@acorntechnique

Nope

Besides, what needs to be mocked more than religion?

[MrSpuddyduddy]

Hey, the bad thing about atheism is that you can't say "Haha, I was right!" when you die.

[TheSpanishmatador900]

i really loved ur comment cuz it's really the only moment when there is nothing u can do and there is no coming back , no excuse to anyone and everyone shall be rewarded according to his deeds , so may god forgive them mocking the best moment in the human history

[m1garand00]

Religion means religamentation of people, bringing people together, people today think it's belief in God. So pretty much what i'm saying here is, there might be faults in peoples beliefs. But Jesus was not a religious figure, no, he was a man bringing Gods message promised by the prophets, love for each other, love for life, love for doing good, love for God. And a life no other man lived, and his followers not perfect are called to follow this, nothing is wrong with him thats my point.

[CompofHeros]

Ahh religion... the opiate of the masses. hehe

[hopkins4545]

@CompofHeros Wow, how original. Gee. did you get that FROM KARL MARX

[CompofHeros]

@hopkins4545 Not really, my personal opinion. Take it how you like it, but I believe it's time that people decide to believe and have faith in themselves, not a deity.

[flyboyphili]

not funny

[Coolwhitey]

@JesusFul100sProphec

Lol, religion is a myth, deal with it.

[flyboyphili]

@Coolwhitey Do you really believe that ?

[Coolwhitey]

@flyboyphili

Unless you can show me some evidence that any one religion is real, yep.

[flyboyphili]

1 question ... which would suit you more ... religion existing or being a myth ?

[Coolwhitey]

@flyboyphili

You just asked me a question i already answered.

[kassop]

i wonder how funny it will be when you all face death,

[Samurailord]

well .. dying will be a little scary.. but this will still be funny. And after all... once you're dead nothing exists anymore for you. So it doesn't really matter if its funny or not :)

[TheSpanishmatador900]

that's not true my friend , cuz it's all about after you die cuz all the things that u can't see u will be able to see in the next an the unfinished life either u will be up there or down there and believe me u should pray to be up there so believe me it really matters :)

[Samurailord]

@ TheSpanishmatador900:

in your OPINION it is not true. In mine it is. But opinions dont really matter. What matters is rather what can be scientifically proven, because in that case it must be right (definition of provable). And those fact point much more into my direction.

So no.. with a very high probability there is no afterlife. And even if there is.. why should it be the christian one?? there are hundreds of religions, eveyone claims the ONLY afterlife. Dont you see the problem there?

[mudfan1010]

@TheSpanishmatador900 BULLSHIT. god isnt real :3

[mikefromauckland]

Why? Do you find death hilarious?

[MrSpuddyduddy]

'Cause if you were atheist and you happened to be right about there being no heaven or hell after you die, you obviously wouldn't be able to say that you were right when you're dead, duh.

[mikefromauckland]

So, death isn't hilarious?

[quaaal]

this isnt making fun of Jesus its just making fun the movie The Passion... ya'll need to chill out.

[shirlsmid]

I think it's funny when people mock religion. I don't think it's funny when you make fun of Jesus. I love that guy.

[nat5309]

Call down people ..there's no point of get mad at somethimg like this ! is for FUN !

and your God there ..if he's really looking at all ..then he must be laughtnig too...or whatever....just calm down ... have faith is ok ...but be obsessed by religion is just ....wack Yo

[hershey412cute]

You should not make fun of Jesus!!! Poor little souls...

[GelberTod]

wuhuuu wir werden alle in der HÖLLE schmoren xD

[flyboyphili]

@hershey412cute yep

[luckycharmz1166]

wow u have fun making fun of jesus

ull r not funny at all

[juglarlocogmail]

holy shiT

[mhelarie07]

whahaha funny!!!!

arent you afraid that ur insulting the scene!!!!!

much better if it is for real!!!!

its fits you!!!!

because if there a real jews!!!!

its no one but you!!!!

i hope you pray for all those video that you did!!!!! so that ur soul will be forgive!!!

you know theres lot of movie out there that you make as a laughing stock but not this one!!!!!!!!!

[AlreadyEddie]

this isn't funny at all...

IT'S HILARIOUS!!! XD :P

[zeedaud1]

my good friend:

Jesus name is not for playing

"Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain." -Deuteronomy 5:11

[ballsy101]

they aren't talking about jesus in Deuteronomy, they are talking about God.

[Vantharis]

if you want to laugh really bad then damn READ THE BIBLE! XDDD

[XMrsMarshmallowX]

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rangerhalt1]

I'm Catholic and even I gotta say this is pretty hilarious! I wonder what the real bloopers were like?

[skyzthelimi7]

Very good, especially the extra blood!

[vader5001]

Love when he's reading EW.

[seekermcr]

I'd agree with soulhaite. Their not making fun of God. It' the actors. Not God.

[981407036x]

the video is funny and all, but the REAL humour comes from reading the comments of christians who cant take a joke...

[soulhaite]

I'm sure you must be a devoted christian, even though you can't spell blasphemy right.

[Dreamin2BeASuperHero]

u know god made u people and u disrespect him sham on u people.i am a christian and u people make me sick

[NorthWestSkateTeam]

it is a mick take out of the film not your fukin religion and let me guess you are a yank coz you can't take a fukin joke you stuck up prat

[RUMELSKIN]

im with you

[xXyouaremysunshineXx]

haha, that was fucking funny[:

[bobbylee1557]

God have mercy on you and and all those who find this funny for they are disrespecting our Savior

[HippieLonglocking]

I, too, am a very devoted Christian, and while I wish they wouldn't swear so much, I feel that they aren't actually making fun of Jesus specifically, but just the movie. That is just merely my opinion.

[willem01]

@HippieLonglocking

So, you're a devoted christian...,does this mean you don't masturbate??

:/

[soulhaite]

They're making fun of the actors who played in Passion of the Christ.

Think of it as their point of view of how the actors would act off camera.

Their not making fun of god.

[FuckasSotos]

hahahahahahhaahahha

so awesome so funny

OMG i cry

hahaahah we need more blood.

[bodomandmetal]

*Blasphemy

[bodomandmetal]

Jesus! - oh wait... Am I allowed to say that or will you go bible bashing on my ass? - Take a joke!

Hilarious video fellaz!

[bobbylee1557]

u damn sinner

[castletriglav]

Jesus was naked on the cross. I'm surprised that Mel didn't film that. I don't think anyone needs to see the cock of christ. lol

[Cobija13]

uhh he had covering there buddy.

[UnitedNetizen]

This video is hilarious, but the comments on it are even funnier.

"you're going to hell", "burn in hell", "power of christ compels you"...

Since when is religion about threatening other people?

OH YEA It's always been like that :p

[Neolithix]

lol... awesome... hahaha...

[Nuclearjoul]

jajajjaa this video its very funny

[airsoftlamblover]

come on guys, he died for our sins we shouuldent make fun of this

[saltypork3]

No he didn't and yes we should.

[sevatri]

you burn in hell you faggots!

[zperra]

I'm pretty certain Jesus taught against people like you.

For someone who claims to be Christian, you don't seem to be very Christlike.

Oh, and go buy a fucking sense of humor.