Checkmate, Atheists!

[MSZSNeoBahamut19]

I love how he's incorporating memes into this satire. lol

[fabiojoy]

For him the bible is right because it say so.. Not because evidences or any prove.

[fabiojoy]

This guys is retard.... The

[06goldman06]

is this guy retarded ?

[2344553]

@06goldman06 No, it is satire.

[guitarradanada]

what a bad parody :(

[Keownolomio]

This is hilarious.. nice satire ;)

[saff3356]

what is this? some kind of parody?

[MGSGeneral]

@saff3356 It's categorized as comedy... so obviously, yes.

[SUTMINPIKLEDENAR]

It's sad that this can be misconstrued for being real.

[Chud1134]

Actually not a joke, this really does make atheists look stupid.

[Chud1134]

Im an atheist and I find this insulting lol. Way to make us look bad!

[charmincar]

Is this satire? I honestly can't tell.

[TheNotoriousLANK]

I facepalmed 10 times.......

[ZenPhilosopher123]

ATHEISTS need to watch this video before disliking this....

[hammerboy66]

I've seen some dumb-asses on YouTube over the years but this one takes the biscuit. A banana "proves" God exists? So why aren't oranges, apples, pears, grapes etc all banana shaped if this is the ideal shape for a fruit? You believe the Bible because the Bible exists? What a Grade A fuckwit.

[noobsaref]

@hammerboy66 I believe he is making fun of Christians not atheists. If you look at the tags, "satire" is there. And check out the videos in his channel. And the banana thing, youtube "Banana: The Athiests Nightmare"

[Kriegtime101]

To quote the Ricky Gervais "the biggest mistake god ever made was making me an atheist."

[Palatard]

@Kriegtime101

No, he said "Thank god for making me an atheist."

[Kriegtime101]

Couldn't you say that its the "heavenly father" who created atheists? What about people who never heard the "truth" of god? Why would a loving and merciful god create atheists? So that they could burn in hell?

[Jhehrun]

too funny



[Jhehrun]

This guy has to be an atheist doing comedy because I'm just LMAO.

[Pederau]

Clicked dislike, then i realized he was being ironic. Thumbs up!

[TheMegaJudas]

@geolemical Sorry buddy but I can't spend my life on earth preparing myself and carrying out the 'will of God' for something that, may/may not, exist. I would rather make it as enjoyable for myself as I can, while I try to make other people happy by easing my opinion on others and being generally funny towards them because that is what I love, is knowing you have made that person smile. If you do not think that way then fine, but I cannot help but feel sorry for you, a life may be wasted. Sorry

[5786Dan]

Do people not realise this is a joke?

[IMFWishmaster]

he basically answers on all question "because it is like this"

[MiesterMyst]

This guy is typical weirdo religious person i just don't get the massive appeal for imaginary friends.

[MiesterMyst]

I like to get everyone to check college humor's Religious people are nerds

[LucyLabrador1]

What a biased piece of rubbish... and atheists say the bible isn't real... LOLAGE! It is real, it's just not true!

[chung99911]

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at such stupidity.....O.o

[moldrad]

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

Source(s):

Poe's Law

[plushalligator]

this guy needs to get out more. this is really funny though! he makes no sense!

[ramqueen09]

Lol I like it when some brainwashed Christian makes unreliable assumptions about human development and how everyone should live their lives, but does not use any credited source of intelligence, just references from a bible created by brainwashed Christians in the past. The concept of a belief is something that is not proven true, but just inspired by faith alone, Christians know this. That's why Christians dont question what they believe, because they are close minded in thinks inside the box.

[xVRevanVx]

Not sure if trolling, or just an idiot...

[IdontneedanIpod]

@xVRevanVx Yeah I think that he is a comedian.

[TheJesusChin]

The amount of morons who don't realize this is satire is just...horrible.

[jk414100]

Oh, bananas fit the human hand, that must mean that god created this world for our pleasure. What a genius.

[Kindred1a1]

How fucking idiotic must you be in order to believe this is real....

Obviously its satire and its great. :D

[MegaTyop]

?, i Don't Hate god i just don't believe that there was one. if there was a god why isn't he here helping his 'children' and saving lives. You're acting like a kid arguing over the internet. I Say let everybody choose what they want and not be punished for choosing so.

[ante9224]

Atheists! This is a satire, like it and spread it to the religous people so they can see how stupid they are!

[TheMuslimSlayer]

this fucktard needs serious help lol

[theusernameunknown1]

disliked after 2 seconds.......

[re5owns678]

@theusernameunknown1 well change your decision, because this is a joke

[MQplayer]

This actually made me laugh. I`m guessing the maker meant this as sarcastic.

[sss29371]

hahahahhaahhaha



[mikeymikemikey1]

they need to invent a symbol for ending a sentence for when some one is typing sarcastically.

[lololridethebike]

I love it when Christians are too dumb to recognized sarcasm.

[re5owns678]

@lololridethebike even the atheists here aren't smart enough to realize he's joking

[TheMeatery]

hahaha awesome parody! So good!

[DarcyRyder2010]

If this is a series video this guy is dumb as shit. "how do you know the bible is real . It says it is..." that's like believing that invisible giant talking rainbow colored marshmallows are real because it written down.

[2011spacemonkey]

this guy is acting like a 2yr old child , and only using bible sites for research your only going to get a one sided opinion . he's a joke

[jmarshmandy]

your a twat check mate

[KyuubiDragon4]

Oookay, the closed captions are in german... are my settings screwy?

[Impulse116]

Believers are not humans.

[MultiHothi]

Evolution

[haveaboat]

Even if you guys can't tell by yourselves, you can at least read the top comment explaining that this is sarcasm. The top comment is 3 days old and I still see comments only hours old that still think this is serious.

[haveaboat]

Ahaha, I can't tell if christians or nonchristians are hitting the like or dislike bar!!!

Both are wrong, the Giant Pickle rules us all.

[mQtek]

Atheists do not hate god, fail already. *dislikes vid and goes to youporn*

[MrEatSleepSurf]

well then who created the creator ?? huh ?? how can "god" just exsist from nothing ... ?

[toonlinkftwlulz]

Why doesn't he look up radiometric dating on a site that's more suited towards science rather than a christian website...

[TheMegaJudas]

@PCREVIEWHQ I mock the holy shit out of god every fucking day and I am neither dead nor burnt alive or at that the last time I checked I wasn't murdered either. You have given me five examples of people who have died after hating on 'god'. Do you know the odds then 5 out of 106 billion people who have ever lived. Your arrogant argument is nullified.

[geolemical]

@TheMegaJudas It is life after death that matters buddy.

[StygianWhite]

16,546 people are either Christians who got the joke or atheists who were too stupid to get the joke.

[pnphaywire]

:53 not sure if serious... 1:15, ok this guy must be trolling 1:28 fuck i just got trolled :(((

[brbdndwtf]

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

[olwerXL]

Take a look to the right, there is a playlist called Comedy (best of). Have a sense of humour, guys.

[baldurus1]

The funny part is that i have heard all of these "arguments" and not in a sarcastic fashion.

[DasGuntLord01]

16543 people dislike this video. A number progression like 6 5 4 3 is too unlikely to happen by chance. Therefore god did it. CHECKMATE.

[PCREVIEWHQ]

Cazuza (Brazilian singer): Puffed out some cigarette smoke and said "That's for you, God."(He died at 32 of AIDS)

Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil) : "not even God can remove me from office."(He got sick and died one day before becoming president.)

John Lennon: "We're more popular than Jesus now" (murdered)

Christine Hewitt: "The Bible is the worst book ever written." (burned alive in a single car accident)

God WILL NOT be mocked. He is jealous of His name.

[TheEgemqn]

You are stupid

[Peteyftw207]

@TheEgemqn This is satire, idiot. He's joking.

[metalshredhead1]

This guy is obviously joking

[MrJimheeren]

those where the dumbest dumbest anti atheist arguments I've ever heard tjzezus christ

[pierogieman5]

@MrJimheeren Dude the guy is joking

[ChrisMagoo99]

I love the thought of how many people are going to bite this bait, lol. Great video man.

[paularenas26]

@pthompson2010 – All humans need to repent for we are all born with a sin nature. Any honest person will agree. God cannot be in the presence of sin. Therefore, in order for one to live eternally with God, one’s personal sin debt must be cancelled. By seeking Jesus Christ with a genuine heart, repenting of sin, and applying Christ’s death and resurrection to yourself, you will become a new creature. What do you have to lose? This is not my personal initiative, but God’s.

[Eternidad195]

Is this video a joke?

I've had never laughed so hard

[bertzanu]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!CHECKMATE

[hldemi]

The dislike bar is indicator of people not having a sarcasm detector

[Muchmorecraft]

uhm the guy talking on the video is clearly an idiot! oh so the bible answers all the questions, but who wrote the bible? GOD? NO! some priests a while back in time how did they know all this oh well they made it up. big bang created by god why it was created when billions and billions of atoms collided! did GOD create that no! why? because he docent fucking exist!

look i can even prove that the bible is crap! the bible says dinosaurs did not exist. well yes!

its proven that dinosaurs existed!

[Mewigi]

@Muchmorecraft Good job, dumbass. You missed the purpose of the video ENTIRELY.

[purpleshadow27]

@Muchmorecraft You are retartded and by retarded i mean like how blacks are offended by the Adventures of Huckleberry Fin retarded

[DeniedDeathRS]

@Muchmorecraft I'm going to say this as nicely as I possibly can here.

It's satire, you dumb fuck.

[TweekDash]

@Muchmorecraft LOL

[MrBuckers1313]

WHAT DA EEEEEFFFFFFF!!!!!!

[mzyzer19]

@XXAidenKittyXXx it's satire



[XXAidenKittyXXx]

@mzyzer19 I realized that about 10 minutes ago, thanks. hahaha

[TheSlideGlider]

dude I am so fucking sorry. I just read your description and should tell you that you have made a great representation on the sorts of characters i see here all the time and am tired of. Suppose it serves a purpose. Shame on me though. Well done.

[pedarikarhu]

@TheSlideGlider Take it easy, it's satire

[TweekDash]

@TheSlideGlider LMFAO You idiot. Did you really just spend a huge chunk of your life on typing those 11 comments out ¬_¬

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 10 - Why should we take your testimony as actual fact? Show me proof! I already know that you wont because I already know that you can't. And that slimy condecending tone you have while looking down your nose might give you that smug effect you're obviously looking for but its people like you that dilute the intellegence of the planet. BAAAAA-. BAAAAAAAA.

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 9 - No we didnt say that intellegence evolved out of dust. We said that it evolved over VAST expanses of time thrugh the slow development of the brain.

Some slower than others it would appear......

[TheSlideGlider]

...the bible also says that in order for the species to continue, Eve had to get fucked by one of her sons. Is -that- alright? Or does incest take precedent over the acts of two -concenting- adults?

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 8 - The first people where from Africa. Not the Garden of Eden, containing two people being depicted as white all the time, and a talking snake?

[Disobeyedfever]

you guys know its a jokeright?

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 7 - Manipulation within manipulation, next.....

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 6 - Hit or miss, next.....

[TheSlideGlider]

This is coming from a straight man: Some homosexuals would argue that your theory about the banana would include other things, but wait!!! The bible says that homosexuality is wrong?!?!?!?!?!?!

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 4 - Argumentum Ad Populum. Look it up.

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 3 - The universe always has been and in different states. and if i'm going to entertain some philosophy on this, if the universe was created by God, who created God? God's God? and what about God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God's God? Have I gone too far? No. YOU HAVE.

[oBLACKIECHANoo]

@TheSlideGlider Good job, you're officially as stupid, if not more so, than the religious. Honestly, why do people with such pathetically low IQ's even exist?

[TheSlideGlider]

Point 2 FAVOURTISM WITHOUT ARGUMENT

[TheSlideGlider]

Atheists don't say that the bible isn't real - we say that what is PRINTED in it is NOT based on fact

[TheSlideGlider]

I had a problem with the first 10 seconds of this video! Atheists don't 'hate' God ["our heavenly father"], we just don't believe in 'Him'. Twisting the words by means of translation of some kind is the slimiest forms of manipulation. If we hate anyone its people like you for doing what you have just done!!

[MichaelJhoan]

if i'd start to say thing about atheism... i'd be 10 for christianity and 1000 for atheism..

[MichaelJhoan]

omg... so sad... so fuking sad...

[marom009]

This must be a joke...

[MrMeepmoop]

How can we hate someone or something that doesn't exist?

[schinkenguerkchen98]

thats crap

[hangman994Videos]

this doesn't portray irony well, 

[BrahnTheHandyMan]

ITs in the comedy catagory for all you retards that take this seriously...

[tacosareftw]

Can't tell if trollin or just that atupid

[Fakeone1710]

Not Adam and Steve!

[BassMonster1723]

What an insensitive jerk you are. All you are trying to do here is make Christians look like idiots, and hurt them. That's proof that you are dumb and deluded. Check mate.

[apestaartje321]

@BassMonster1723 Sadly this is hardly an exaggeration, just have a look around on youtube. Christians are don't need anyone else to make them sound stupid, they are perfectly capable of that themselves. So instead of complaining that this is insensitive, go complain about the people who actually argue like this.

[MightyJak555]

Loving the banana reference

[technerd1101]

not sure if sarcastic, or just really stupid christian

[MrKeepless]

what a douche bag...

[pokerisometrics]

87% of people will think you're a Christian and not understand your sarcasm, and will be strengthened in their religious faith.

CHECKMATE

[PureSkill900]

LOL

[colbybishop08]

Someone who had read all of the book of Romans wouldn't have said these things.

[jereva007]

me and my friend watched this and he didnt get it :D

[ShredWithMe]

Checkmate, Christianity.

Mr. Current.

Speaking as a man who graduated Harvard and double majored at Yale...Ever hear of Zoroastrianism? Doubt it, as you're still a Christian. Led by Zoro-Aster (Zoh-Ro-Ass-Tur) during the first civilizations of man; millions of years ago, MILLIONS. The battle of Thermophile were the Spartans and the Persians, (the Persians being Zoroastrianism) As you should know, the Spartans won. If they lost all Christianity would be Zoroastrianism. Christianity stole the..

[ShredWithMe]

@ShredWithMe majority (if not ALL) of their storiest from Zoroastrianism. Look into it if you do not believe me...As for you claiming that Christianity Is not a cult..

Well first lets just define what a cult is...1. Mass Followers.

2. Rites and Ceremonies (Baptism, Briss,Circumcision)

3. Object of devotion (gift of unfathomable tranquility)

4. Agroup or sect bound together by veneration of the same thing, person, ideal, etc.

Maybe it's just me being a lawyer, but to me Christianity is

[ShredWithMe]

@ShredWithMe Shit. But although i don't agree with what your saying, i'll fight to the death your right to say it...I hope you read these and look into it...By the way nice Kingdom cover

[AndyCielecki]

@ShredWithMe

"the first civilizations of man; millions of years ago, MILLIONS"

Sorry did you say MILLIONS of years

Andy you do realize this video is satirical.

[eltonjesus69]

athiests don't hate your god... and get your facts straight all you said were lies

[argjmg]

Great stand-up !!!! does anyone know where this man acts?

[MockingVenus]

Troll level: Expert 

[WuzitWorthit]

Was this on Comedy Central recently? Must have missed it.

[nick25206730]

what a tool



[slothfulhurdle6]

STRANGE PRIEST: Hey kids look at how the banana fits the human hand!

[TheMrLillehammer]

This guy obviously don't know how to play chess...

[nopulze]

...This is a joke right?

[BlankPacer]

@nopulze Yes, this is satire. Unfortunately, it seems that quite a few people don't realize that. :/

[nerdfighter3978]

@eggsistoast Yes, sorry, I was being quite moronic at the time. I was in a rage, and therefore, I was unable to think logically. Thanks for saving me from further embarassment, fellow nerdfighter! (Btw, have you read TFiOS?)

[paulyb58]

great stuff...he is showing how stupid believers are...i hope he keeps up the good work i guess the religious nutters wont get it though as this is a s good as there arguments can get

[emailtheoldies]

to understand Edward Current best copy and paste- Bart Simpson and Troll -into your browser.

[lucbechard1]

LORL (Laught Out Reeeeeeeealy Loud). Let us pray.

[MrBuffaloGrill]

trololololololololololololo trollololololololololo

[ctlex3]

omg lmao this was so great

[nerdfighter3978]

Are you stupid or just a troll?

[N0xN0ctis]

@nerdfighter3978 he's a troll man, look at his channel

[eggsistoast]

@nerdfighter3978

As a fellow nerdfighter, I can politely tell you: he's a satirist, you moron.

[ottimatic]

Hahahahahahaha love it.

[hypernation2007]

I enjoy getting irony-trolled by EdwardCurrent!

[perichoresis7]

hahaha Satire. mmmm.. Yummy.

[daabaa1]

FUCK YOU ARE STUPID

[daabaa1]

GOD IS DEAD

[hypernation2007]

@daabaa1 Or in the words of Freud, "God is Dad"

[columbanuploader]

Oh man, my stomach hurts.Been laughing since #10

[nursingrocksyoubet]

Did God ever crawl out from this guys sofa? lol

[nursingrocksyoubet]

tHIS IS NOT PROOF lmao. This guy has a serious problem. 

[amdman54]

this guy is the most stupid simple minded son of a bitch that has ever been born!

[bogdanferaru]

Very funny video. Stupidity, sometimes, is funny. Unfortunately this guy and others like him think that this non-sense is true. And don't forget: god bless america :) Keep up the good work! Not!

[adrianpaulblake]

Hipster atheists.... fucking spellcheck

[adrianpaulblake]

I'm liking all the sister atheists bringing their arguments against his points without actually getting it lol

[NoahJenda1]

Hey man, great video! Nicely done. Except for one thing. You can't really be that good at philosophy, because your entire video is composed of straw man arguments. In case you don't know what that is: a straw man argument is a fallacy based on misrepresenting your opponent's position, then then defeating it to create the illusion of refuting Christianity. None of these arguments are actually part of Christian doctrine.

[makkusuXmax]

this is a troll vid. for both Christians and atheists lol

[MrFunnylicious]

until i saw his second video, thats when i realized this video is satire. He is saying that athiesm is rubbish, but he is actually saying the opposite. I wonder how many thiests click like not understanding this and how many athiests clicked dislike for not understanding it.

[MrJ03K3rR]

I was about to go bat shit insane, and then I read the comments and lol'd

[xeophaticZ]

Seriously? Wow you're super retarded.

[redneckcowboy7100]

@xeophaticZ do u honestly think that anyone can be that retarded?

[Nujjitoza]

@xeophaticZ this is satire, not serious. He is making fun of christians

[RemorfChuket]

I cant tell if you're stupid or just stupidly trolling.

[LOLWORKED]

I can sum it up in 3 words. Evolution is a lie.

[MrJ03K3rR]

@LOLWORKED That's 4

[LOLWORKED]

@MrJ03K3rR No shit, it's a joke. Some idiot wrote it in a Christian fundamentalist forum.

[MrJ03K3rR]

@LOLWORKED hence the lolz