Checkmate, Atheists!

[paulyb58]

great stuff...he is showing how stupid believers are...i hope he keeps up the good work i guess the religious nutters wont get it though as this is a s good as there arguments can get

[emailtheoldies]

to understand Edward Current best copy and paste- Bart Simpson and Troll -into your browser.

[lucbechard1]

LORL (Laught Out Reeeeeeeealy Loud). Let us pray.

[MrBuffaloGrill]

trololololololololololololo trollololololololololo

[ctlex3]

omg lmao this was so great

[nerdfighter3978]

Are you stupid or just a troll?

[N0xN0ctis]

@nerdfighter3978 he's a troll man, look at his channel

[ottimatic]

Hahahahahahaha love it.

[hypernation2007]

I enjoy getting irony-trolled by EdwardCurrent!

[perichoresis7]

hahaha  Satire. mmmm.. Yummy.

[daabaa1]

FUCK YOU ARE STUPID

[daabaa1]

GOD IS DEAD

[hypernation2007]

@daabaa1 Or in the words of Freud, "God is Dad"

[columbanuploader]

Oh man, my stomach hurts.Been laughing since #10

[nursingrocksyoubet]

Did God ever crawl out from this guys sofa? lol

[nursingrocksyoubet]

tHIS IS NOT PROOF lmao. This guy has a serious problem.

[amdman54]

this guy is the most stupid simple minded son of a bitch that has ever been born!

[bogdanferaru]

Very funny video. Stupidity, sometimes, is funny. Unfortunately this guy and others like him think that this non-sense is true. And don't forget: god bless america :) Keep up the good work! Not!

[adrianpaulblake]

Hipster atheists.... fucking spellcheck

[adrianpaulblake]

I'm liking all the sister atheists bringing their arguments against his points without actually getting it lol

[NoahJenda1]

Hey man, great video! Nicely done. Except for one thing. You can't really be that good at philosophy, because your entire video is composed of straw man arguments. In case you don't know what that is: a straw man argument is a fallacy based on misrepresenting your opponent's position, then then defeating it to create the illusion of refuting Christianity. None of these arguments are actually part of Christian doctrine.

[makkusuXmax]

this is a troll vid. for both Christians and atheists lol

[MrFunnylicious]

until i saw his second video, thats when i realized this video is satire. He is saying that athiesm is rubbish, but he is actually saying the opposite. I wonder how many thiests click like not understanding this and how many athiests clicked dislike for not understanding it.

[MrJ03K3rR]

I was about to go bat shit insane, and then I read the comments and lol'd

[xeophaticZ]

Seriously? Wow you're super retarded.

[redneckcowboy7100]

@xeophaticZ do u honestly think that anyone can be that retarded?

[Nujjitoza]

@xeophaticZ this is satire, not serious. He is making fun of christians

[RemorfChuket]

I cant tell if you're stupid or just stupidly trolling.

[LOLWORKED]

I can sum it up in 3 words. Evolution is a lie.

[MrJ03K3rR]

@LOLWORKED That's 4

[LOLWORKED]

@MrJ03K3rR No shit, it's a joke. Some idiot wrote it in a Christian fundamentalist forum.

[dthompson7373]

@LOLWORKED 3 words?

[LOLWORKED]

@dthompson7373 That's the joke bro. It came directly from a Christian fundamentalist forum. :3

[TheFirstRevelation]

I listened to this, didn't know it was underneath the comedy category, so i didn't know he was making fun of christianity, so i immediately thought he was as thick as hell.

[vsadlarry]

I love it how Christians haven't noticed this isn't under the "comedy" category xD

[TrymyrT]

This guy has got to be the best troller I have ever seen! :P

[strawdable]

ME READ BOOK MADE BY WIERD GUY MAKA ME SMATA THEN YA

[AgainstYTubePolicy17]

Watch the whole movie!!!!! Before ur judge! IT'S SARCASM! Not mad..Just sayin ;)

[UnionGarside]

Hole shit! Whats up with that dislike bar? Hahaha

[MrFunnylicious]

i seriously thought it was a joke at first.

[Kabitu1]

@MrFunnylicious But then...

[ZergforLoser]

check mate!

[zayyakkk]

@Henry36540

Trollololol a a a :D

[Henry36540]

he's trollin'. Right?

This is a trollin' video

If so LOL

If not I don't want to live on this planet anymore x

[NibiBA92]

I am conviced!

[Tsimosh]

lololololololololololololololo­l

[MrSanjayV]

this is a... ahem... TROLOLOLOLAWLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO­LTROLOLOLOLOL.....

[orchdork02]

I swear, this had better be satire.

[vinasandrade]

Best comedy video I've seen this week so far!

Didnt know some people would classify me as a heavenly father hater!! :D

[ninjacyfy]

i call it a book that somebody wrote

[BrantFortunate]

lol satire

[fivequotes]

cool clip thanks for sharing ..



[Xel963]

Funny.... I got an Mormend Ad. That's such a funny thing to see.

[Diamondragan]

Entertainment at it's finest.

[SBulletproof]

lol xD

[GKDOUT]

LOL..... Now regarding that other thing that fits the human hand.... mmmmmmm.... oh, anyway!

[kamikazejaffa]

wtf, god says so, the bible says so, the christain says so, any conclusive evidnece? we atheists are happy with the big bang and carbon dating sicne we have evindence that proves these theroies not a book or deluded preaking prick, the annoyinh thing is many christians i know are like this its so annoying since you cant have a reasonable argument with them without saying god did it or some bullshit like that its just annoying, im ok with you being a christian dont shove it down my throat is all

[TehFlyingJam]

@kamikazejaffa Umm, you do realize that this is a satire, right?

[IPartyToBlink]

@kamikazejaffa hes not being serious, its making fun of christians

[rockyman1011997]

I pissed myself at this because i can believe that some people are truly like that :)

[TheAmazingUploader]

Nothing beats sarcasm on the internet!

[MDoodlee]

Wow...it's shocking to see how many people think that he is actually being serious :/

[G1ennbeckismyher0]

Finally somone who makes some sense! Good job sir for putting atheists to shame.

[TheHumbleCat]

@G1ennbeckismyher0 You sir, are an idiot.

[G1ennbeckismyher0]

@TheHumbleCat you sir are a blaphamist heathen who is destined for the lake of fire. You should be happy the lord has not struck you dead yet. He has somthing in store for you, he is waiting for you to repent

[rockyman1011997]

@G1ennbeckismyher0 Seriously?

[G1ennbeckismyher0]

@rockyman1011997 I preach the word of jesus just like the man in the video pwns all you stupid atheists who praise science and worship algebra. You are destined for enternal hell.

[RRoocckkyy50]

@G1ennbeckismyher0 Shut up troll!

[mrnicemr1]

@G1ennbeckismyher0 rly so dumb?

[G1ennbeckismyher0]

@mrnicemr1 Ha! on the contrary my friend. I know more about the word of god (the truth!) it is the only thing that is good. So while you are burning in hell I will be laughing from heaven

[mrnicemr1]

@G1ennbeckismyher0

i already loughing about you! how can u don't understand that this video is satire about dumbasses like you :D

and an atheist is not afraid of "hell". so just shut up and live your live.

[DocReasonable]

The reason so many people don't get this is satire is that creationism really IS this retarded -- unknowingly!

[TheMaximus360]

I lol'd at "adam and......well not eve and evon!" XD

[Amitt149]

Nice trolling

[TheMaximus360]

@Amitt149 its all sarcasm man ;)

[TheMiracleHands]

I believe in god now!

[ThisMemory]

This is pointless. I could do the same thing for atheism.

1.) I can't see God. 2.) Evolution proves God is not real. 3.) God is evil. 4.) The Bible was written over 2,000 years ago. 5.) Too many gods for one to be real. ETC. ETC.

If you only list illogical arguments for a belief then of course you can make it look stupid. The fact is there are strong arguments for God you just decided to list the knowingly inadequate arguments for the sake of ridicule. Tsk tsk tsk

[plushalligator]

this is pathetic. athiests ftw.

[12whitetribes]

Your bald for a reason.

[ZombineVelancious]

Guys, this is all a satire! He's making fun of Christianity and how flawed its arguments usually are.

[G1ennbeckismyher0]

@ZombineVelancious No you fool! Satin must have put you up to this. Attacking a man of god you should be ashamed

[dkenyeru88]

banana... pwahahahahahahahaha..!!

[WhentheworldendsWWYD]

when He used that banana for an example, i laughed and realized the video itself was being sarcastic. :/

[TheWafflescat]

This is a Satire.

[splicer931]

How can people not immediately realize this is satire?

[walluable]

wow you got me

[albjon100]

hillarious troll :D

[MrHermionePotter]

Shit, I guess I have to go back to Church now

[Wharwulif]

FART IT!!!

can't people notice that this entire conflict of Theism and Atheism is exactly the same has 2 kids fighting over a gum?

How about both sides shot the fart up,Religion would take a second look at their damm bibles and realize something IS wrong there,and atheists will just shot up and admit that believing or not believing on some deity does not matter-real or not,a god is simply not worth thinking-for it's a massive Void dweller that does whatever it wants anyway-it's realism-unmatter.

[skaloon]

@Wharwulif

well most of the unbelievers were like you said and a lot of them still are. however theism influence is getting out of hand in recent decades so some people decided to fight it. with theism wouldn't be a threat - atheism would not exists as any group or movement or whatever cause there is no point in grouping on a negative statement - like there are no non-unicorns groups.

[Wharwulif]

@skaloon True,the "atheism" movement is eventually to go against the ongoing corruption of Theist religions and their hateful ways(such has anti-gay,anti-color,anti-faith­-which-is-not-theirs and lets not forget the forcing of people to follow their way of worship-like the "swear on the bible" in court),the base of the conflict is suppose to be about freedom FROM religion,yet sometimes it seems more about people trying to battle concept of God/no God rather then the notable religious oppression

[kristjan15100]

i dont know, is he stupid or is he just trolling?

[rounck]

Hilarious troll

[Vladimirsplee]

The lack of logic in this is extremely amusing.

[BenyMoreGamer]

Well done. Well done.

[darkmortality]

I like how you are right, by not thinking too hard. Checkmate..

[SalamenceOne]

Lol. (Adam and Steve BTW)

[vindobonaification]

Hahahaha

was pleasantly surprised by that satire,the banana saved me ;-)

[aliSina47]

i got it the moment he said how the banana fits in your hand...

[y512516]

banana is specifically breed for human consumption

the same goes for wheat, rice and many livestocks

[Wsm2525]

@7waffle LMAO, are you serious? That's the best idea ever. No Christians should vote... we could finally elect a semi-reasonable president!

[Tyranoraptor1]

Recent archeological and paleoenvironmental evidence shows that the banana that we know and love today was made by farmers in Southeast Asia who cross bred different species of wild bananas around 5000-8000 BC. Oh, and for the record, the ancestors of the modern banana were poisonous and unedible to humans.

[javiernes11]

look the way that bannana fits your *ss

[Arlaul]

Prayer and condoms: 100% success rate.

[Augis3210]

Well there's no need to make fun of Christians... They pretty much have that covered.

[2gbliz2]

I notice that you care more about Christianity than you care about God

[flyboy248]

i got that. Nice!

[OdinsRealTrueStory]

Curious if the dislikes are Atheist who didn't get it. or

Theists who did... and spam bot the damn dislike bar like they always do.

[KiraNirvanna]

I just can't fathom how he keeps a straight face when he does these, I know I couldn't. xD

[Trinexx360]

Hey Ed, Can I have some of those sweaters? They're friggin' awesome.

[Smokemalboro]

banana=mans pleasure

[philippineatheist67]

lol only in youtube can you find a talent that is edward current. im your number one fan keep exposing religion, you make my day!

[LuciferLBelial]

1st time I watched this I didn't know if it was real or fake since christians are this bad. The second time, I realise how hilarious this is.

[harkinhank]

LMAO! Good one Eddie!

[wileib1]

lol, I love u!

[nolanarena]

Eve and Evanne! That was the funniest part of the video! :3 btw, I am a theist. But this video shows the exact thing that I can't stand about many Christians. Good job Edward!

[PBseanalex]

The funniest thing about this video is that the likes and dislikes come from opposite people. The likes come from atheists who are intelligent enough to get what this video actually is, as well as fundamentalist Christians who think he's serious. The dislikes come from atheists who can't tell what he actually means, as well as Christians who are smart enough to know what he means. This video is the absolute definition of irony, and I love it.

[animaljp3]

the bible is right because the bible says show? didnt Jesus say no one should belive self proclamation?

[xKaZera]

Lol at all the downers below who don't understand a joke.

[drankin2112]

@xKaZera The joke is that he's outlining the exact mentality that reasonable people are up against when debating the issue. It is a form of ignorance with an associated badge of honor attached to it. Christians do just like any other societal segment like gays or blacks. They do performance art competing for each other's amusement to be the blackest, gay-est, or christian-est of the group.

[xxShadowable]

what an idiot -.- atheists doesnt mean u hate god, it means that they dont believe in a supreme being... what a fuckwit, go get an education -.-

[RatBuster11]

@xxShadowable It's a Joke idiot.

[leftclickben]

Are you Steve Martin's long-lost brother?

[n0morehate]

hahahah i love this guy

[LeoTChannel]

Wow:) For a minute there I thought he was serious:) ... but then I discovered that the video is listed under the category Comedy. Nice:)

[jfkconspiracy1]

This is the most stupid video I have ever fucking seen, I can assure you that praying does not have a 100% success rate... fucking retard

[supahsekzy]

@jfkconspiracy1 You so missed the joke.

[Viltska]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[JaggLion]

@Viltska Careful. You'll get someone pregnant.

[JaggLion]

@Viltska Careful. You'll get someone pregnant.

[tlswhdgjs]

I remember 5 years ago I thought this had awesome video quality lol

But the message is still the same.

[cody1is1beast1]

"checkmate" lol

[JurasicMan]

Incredibile idiot! Thanks for showing this amazing crap. Atheists and agnostics can applaud this imbecile for he advances our cause.

[MexGB]

@JurasicMan

its supposed to be a joke

[lucymango123]

I like it. Well done sir.

[sliptalicaday]

What the FUCK

[dkthg]

Don't make god angry!! He'll kill us all!!

[joebananabeans]

Is this a joke or is he just retarded?....

[lucymango123]

@joebananabeans He is joking. He is making a point of how silly some christians arguments are.

[Bankstersaur]

I'm not a hater, I do believe in god, but I'm sorry, I just don't believe that any of these points are actually applicable.

[myarbro909]

Ok...I am really confused here. Is this a satire? Is he really being serious? There is no way someone could come up with such unintelligent responses to Atheism right?

[cocoman12345678910]

I find it funny how people are moaning, this guy is taking the piss out of christianity lol.

[fpsexcellence]

You're an idiot, checkmate!

[HooImix]

Who the hell are you to tell God which country is to bless?

[TriRocketBird]

You are a bad christian. Since when is it a sin to have sex? NO one would wfucking be here dumb ass. God made sex so have fun with it. He allso put put pot on this earth.

[keeponrockin999]

Look in the tags for the video, clearly say "satire" in there so relax people

[egposton]

If there was such a thing as evil (there isn't) and I was its absolute master, Satan, the first thing I would do is convince man that every bit of kindness, justice, and mercy came not from himself, but from an invisible spaghetti-monster in the sky. By doing so, I would guarantee that hatred and war and perpetual suffering always accompany him. What a masterful stroke that would be! It would seem that it has been achieved here on Earth. Damn!

[stalkerfreak10]

Someone wrote in my notebook "This is God's word" people worshiped the shit out of my notes.

[tofush0e]

trollololololol

[capncanada]

irony= ron paul ad playing before this

[phoenixlich]

I'm rolling so hard! this guy is hurting his cause way more than helping! LOLOL

[PersianSKA]

@phoenixlich you know he an atheist right? its called satire!

[hislord1]

@phoenixlich It's sarcasm.

[TheBlueorigami]

Whoever dislikes this video obviously just didn't get it. :P

[ova2k]

@TheBlueorigami or just christians :P

[TrollingDayAndNight]

@TheBlueorigami no, the dislikes are the christians

[stormtatsu]

LOL

[M200InTeRvEnTiOnPro]

how come i never got that mansion i wanted? CHECKMATE *ding*

[bcdc2434]

Religion is to spirituality as public education is to knowledge. Unnecessary at best and counter productive at worst.

[1TheLoneWolf1]

What makes me laugh is that some of the christian commenters here can't see that he's taking the piss out of Christianity.

[TheMsdos25]

9 intelligence did not instantly appear. it slowly evolved from lower levels

10 you sure seem arrogant, dear uploader

[CRCSUX29A]

CHRISTIANITY WINS ~ FLAWLESS VICTORY

[cuteandfurry69]

...

Are people so dense that they don't see that he's making a fool of Christianity on purpose? He's not actually a Christian. Get it?

Or just watch the whole fuckin' video.

[lovyalots333]

1. "atheists say that the bible isnt real" we dont mean your fake ass copy of your fairy tales, we refer to the ridiculous stories within it.

[lovyalots333]

ok im gonna post multiple comments in response to each of his points, this guy doesnt know dick about what he's saying

[GottaloveMuse1]

This is obviously a troll. He's just saying that god did everything.