Pokémon Green: An AWESOME Translation

[warburner87]

The fuck language are they speaking?

[S0ryiu]

@warburner87 the language known as google translate.

[twincharl]

Dafuq did i just read? o.O

[AFirmKickInThePants]

it was bery dangerous just now!

[MapiesMaster]

fag has recieved TORTO from Aochider!

Sounds like an STD.

[pokestory1]

or you can import it and learn japanese. Thats what i am doing :)

[Chowdit1]

@Milkshake1992

Don't fret, I translate about close as you are. :|

[sunsetsaxophone]

Where's the REAL Pokemon Green? I don't want this trash

[stonersLunchbox]

I SHAL STRENGTH MY PET TO REPLACE GUARD

[WoahSalmo]

ALL YOUR PET1 ARE BELONG TO US!

[ilikeamazon]

My friend downloaded it and it was HILARIOUS!!!! Pikachu was Bikac.

[MrPoop9000]

Can someone please tell me where I can download it?

[TheFireRed]

If anyone's interested in playing this Engrish translation, it appears in GoodGB as "Pokemon Green (U) [p1][!].gb" I don't know why it says (U)...

[Nightingale141]

@TheFireRed Thanks!

[rofljelly135]

"wait a movement! Ah MLK!"

BLACK RIGHTS!

[steelman000777]

"The PET stepped on the water is dependent on the tortoise?"

seriously, what the fuck?

[PKFlashBeta]

Okay guys, who taught Kim Jong Il hex editing?

[adrian2040]

"bery dangerous" b for BEST TRANSLATION EVER!

[berkant2341]

who to fuck tranlate this shit.

[Thekinggamelon]

I wonder why it called green version if there's no green tone in this game, it's just black and white this version

[CavalloDiSpade]

where did you find this rom? this translation?

[mspeter97]

it's the very first version?

[thasmo123]

Where can you find this rom that has a better translation like the american versions?

[CaptainTrilobyte]

@thasmo123 You never will. :(

[MZD79]

This looks like it was done by someonw with bad english using google translator

[Psyblader501]

Poor homes...

haha best translation ever, I will play it

[perish226]

Lol. Delegated his Torto?! God, this translation did fail.

[thiefrules]

not to mention the game-breaking glitches.... I found that out the hard way....

[shadomasterv7]

I could make a better translation, if I knew how :P.

[llJAFYll]

@shadomasterv7 that's why we're all making fun of it

[Alexlind88]

fag: wait a minute! MLK! It's difficult for me to get PET from grandpa! ..... Act as my opponent !

[mmmmmarcus]

Is it fag? Ah, really? I'm shouting! Wait a movement! Ah, MLK!

[mmmmmarcus]

Either you paly partner or your opponent whats your name?

[psychopathicmonkies]

GO ALL OUT

Hit home!

What the fuck.

[RedMageZidane]

Dude, this could have been translated a hell of a lot better.

No shit.

[wartortle6]

i love this translation

[lauri647]

The creature named PET was treated as a pet...

[atsu0kieuseru]

lol I don't know why, but I just love the line:

TORTO falls down!

This is seriously the best translation ever.

[pikachew997]

"The wild PET run out from the grass ! you can let PET have a try if here there is PET but ... wait for ok, follow me!" Really now... Okay, that didn't really make any sense, but... Sure, why not. *follows*

"grandpa! and others are very tired!" Really? *looks around* I didn't see anyone else around here...

"MLK also doesn't admit his defeat." ...Seriously? Didn't they win the battle?

I might try this game sometime just for the lulz.

[nintendork64]

Is it fag? Ah really? I'm shouting! Wait a movement!

[ZERO9725]

ENGRISH

[ZSaberToothTigerZ]

EYES BLEEDING!?!?!?! HOW DISGRACEFUL CAN U BE?! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READED IN A POKEMON GAME; GOD BLESS THISS

[Emerdx17]

Oh my god, it's make my eye bleeding! It's most worst translation ever...

[flussence]

"Ah! How sly!"

What. Seriously, what. They managed to make it so bad it came out good.

[GregorioXII]

I wish my pokemon knew CHIRPS. B(

[Einstreit]

at first i wa like

O_o

but the i

:D

[Sheote]

Oh, right! it'scalledfag

[Vegetapowa]

Mind = BLOWN

[ciccarello]

i played this version of this game before... the translation made me want to tear my eyes out... u cant understand shit!

[xNightstars]

Oh my god. This is the best translation ever.

I gotta find this ROM.

[goldturtwig]

and this, my friends, is how internet memes are born.

[Milkshake1992]

@metfan5115 You're the one spending their free time searching up this shit, rofl

[Mashermat]

@metfan5115

It's a phrase. Try using your damn brain.

Good day faggot.

[Gamemasters270]

@metfan5115 WOW he is jokin, take it seriously much?

[ViperKirby]

@metfan5115 Everytime this translation shows a battle it has sex with your subconscious.

[megamanx1291]

@metfan5115

what the fuck?

[malakas582]

hahahahaha

[afkplz]

to assail? this is the worst...

[Watching233]

lol MLK. Martin Luther King

[RStheKat]

This is amazing. XD

[slowblood99]

ITS BERY DANGEROUS THEN! LOLZ

[TomKTW]

Damn, I had a green version... but it was translated from start only, all other was corrupted (but still working & stable) symbols... Anyway, better to make engrish than "?????"-ish...

[rs1685]

Hey! Wait Me!

[SonicBrawler1992]

"It's" called fag!

xDD Sweet Jesus, this cracks me up!

[jfyvneld]

Is "go all out" supposed to be tackle? ^^

[amisenho]

@jfyvneld:

I think it might be a critical hit, since it doesn't say it every time Shado hits Torto.

[YumClock]

Did the translators know what pokemon was when they did this?

[DeeFrry10]

lol 3:49 ah really? IM SHOUTING! wait a movement! AH MLK! Are there 3 pets? there conceals PET in the monster ball !

haha fail...

[sealy123456789]

"the pet stepped on the water is dependent on the tortoise"

sounds like a Chinese proverb lol

= don't rush into things hastily unless you have the equipment and support for the job lol

[NexusOblivion]

bulbasaur...became incon? wtf? o____O

[123garage1]

i rofl'd.

[ElboNoodel]

Yes, I too will translate a Japanese game to English using Google Translator because Google Translator is the most accurate translation tool ever. Yep.

[luckedux]

Did anyone notice this user has a similar icon as marriland

[popsnacks2]

wasnt this game made for kids with dyslexia? i just read another comment that said that and was like really?

[rochopper2]

i have the actual cart of that, its shit and freezes when i got to bruno

[thehitmanzack]

LOL @ Hey! Wait me!

[Blaziken257]

Why! flame PET Is there also a shadow of human figure? FOE TORTO's GO ALL OUT! Hit home! SHADO's SCRATCH to assail! SHADO has got 70 an experience value! SHADO the levelhas reached 6! For the clever opponent, Injure increase!!

I wonder if the pirates who translated this game were the same ones who pirated and translated (i.e. ruined) Telefang into Pokémon Diamond/Jade...

Someone also recently dumped a LeafGreen bootleg (in Engrish) a few months ago, so I'll try that one day...

[dantendo2]

where did u get this rom?

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

You should have given them their real names :P

Satoshi Tajiri

Shigeru Miyamoto

Not enough space though :(

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

lol.... excellent engrish XD

[speedruntrainer]

HIT HOME!!! XD

[Cheesyduo]

@TheBroMaster When It Sais CPU Name It Means Gary

[TheBroMaster]

1:29 THIS WAS A DOUBLE PLAYER GAME????

[TheReasonWhyGuy]

no... rival name :P

[MAJproductionsTV]

nope, his rival.... named... fag..! haha!

[TheBroMaster]

1:29 THIS WAS DOUBLE PLAYER GAME????

[factorremix]

FOE TORTO'S GO ALL OUT! But the attack of of PEThasn't hit home!

[factorremix]

"H'm! Don't be anxious fag! Select one you like!"

[fastlane250]

I'm also without going at once.

[VGameBusters]

this isnt just engrish.....its super engrish 0.o

[raCteJ]

@VGameBusters ... Zero Wingrish.

[fancyshoes002]

@VGameBusters Interjection: This is not super engrish.......its a translation train wreck

[pokemario6456]

Lol "It's called fag." Professer called his grandson an "it"

[MarkuPro]

4:28 ( Burn the Fire ) wtf lol?

[b4567890]

lol are there 3 PET?

[NinjaFalcomon]

I swore I saw this bootleg game in Menorca about 8 or 9 years ago. The box was in english and said Pokemon Green on it for game boy. Thank god I didn't buy it. Lots of bootleg games in Menorca there were back then. I bought some fake Pokemon cards in 2000 or 2001 and they were funny.

[iJosiah]

"dont be anxious fag!" lol

[ShmexiHolz]

about 11 years ago my brother bought a crappy translation of pokemon green abroad and it crashed all the time and this is the exact same game, i cant believe you found a rom of it, thankyou for putting it on here :D its funny

[THaREEFsYT]

1:46 im shocked it didnt go

YOU GO NOW NOW NOW! HAHAHAHA!

[THaREEFsYT]

OK CALL IT MLK!!

NEXT! lol

[cmoputergeek21]

why do u like milk

[TwosComplement]

Foe torto's GO ALL OUT ROFL!

[TwosComplement]

"this little boy" lol

[Seanrw93]

lol i used to have this game imported from Japan. The mistranslations never failed to amuse me :D:D:D

[ig0tski11z]

lol i have the rom.

its like learning all the pokemon all over again!

"CHILD IS THINKING OF DELEGATING PARTN"

then it turns out to be ekans.

[brotendo912]

lol SHADO! SCRATCH ! TO ASSAIL!

[brotendo912]

Fag

Delegated

TORTO ...huh?

[DoctorKingWeegee]

All our base are now belong to Professor Aochider, thanks to his all-powerful mustard of doom.

[Mewable]

Lol in japan they must call pokemon "PETS " Lulat crazey japanise :D

[bellwoodboy420]

japanese didnt call pokemon pets they called them poketmonsters this guys is wrong that made this vid!

[Mewable]

Ty for correcting me

[Milkshake1992]

How the hell am I wrong?

[Staggger]

i love the text, but i hate the gramer >_>

[Elfoperdigao]

man that was google-translated xDDD

[FOTEPX]

Yeah!

[ShadowtheKnuckles]

Why! Flame PET is there also a shadow of human figure?

The PET stepped on the water is dependent on the tortoise?

Really? an unimaginable seed of plant PET. Will it do?

[PolskaRezystans]

Geez, you think they'd just slap on the text from the US Red & Blue versions. But no, they have to make Engrish translate for happy time! Still, it's so damn funny.

In the words of Pokémon Jade & Diamond: "Some points of 5 lost!"

[FOTEPX]

PolskaRezystans true is. Laugh at Translation Diamond and Jade. They are needing to be copys from Red.

[poopskinTheLiar]

QUALITY translation.

[FOTEPX]

Most epic translation:

Aochider: Is it fag? . ...... ......Ah, really? I'm shouting! Wait a movement! Ah, MLK! Are there 3 PET? Ha, ha! There conceals PET in the monster ball! I was famous  PET TRAINER for my excellence! but now PET is old, only exists three s.

give you one!

[FOTEPX]

Un-epic translation:

OAK: Is it fag? ...Really? I appear to be shouting! Wait a moment, fag! Now, MLK, on the table there are 3 Pets. Yes, there are 3, but they are hidden inside the moster balls! I was once a Pet Trainer! They granted me fame for my excellence! But now, I am very old, and I only have 3 Pets left. I will give you one each.

[SonAmy4ever]

Please DEFINE your name.

[crismondragon]

8:08 SEGA! :D

[PrettyLilMemetchi]

Bulbasaur's Pokedex entry goes right off the screen!

[amityvilletoaster1]

This reminds me of "All Your Base Are Belong To Us"

[FOTEPX]

Base All Yours Are Us To Belong, anyone?

[lizardman40]

FAG DELEGATED TORTO!

TO ASSAIL!

GARY: WELL HOW IT MAY BE THAT. FOOL!

Best crap i've heard XD

[FOTEPX]

Hey! Wait me!

XD

[daluigi205]

2:04

"Oh, yes!...... boys should go to travel whenever he like. H'm!"

2:21

"I'm also without going at once!'

3:05

"Hey!Wait me!'

This is the best translation, ever. Whoever disagrees is a idoit. This is so well done! The english is SO clean, it are great sexyness! I run on track and run without going on shoes now (sarcasm).

[MrWench]

I wish the attacks in English were really called "GO ALL OUT!"

[FlamingMuffinz]

Go to the world of pocket monster! Go!

[LD4Japan]

to assail! O_e

[KeltieMcGee]

i ment 3:04 but at 3:06 Aochider says : it was bery dangerous

[KeltieMcGee]

lol 3:06

[DMCmatthew]

I'm shouting!

XD

[TheUltimateHokage88]

"I'm also without going at once!" What is that supposed to mean?

[horsyhatcat]

Aochider: HEY! WAIT ME!

roflmao XD

[Naadroj]

LMAO

fag: then i want this!

5:29 lololol

[perish226]

WTF?! Do the japanese know what the hell they're saying?

[conker54100]

If you get a capture card you can make vids from guitar hero and castle crashers

[Milkshake1992]

I know, but the problem there is I'm a broke teenager living off my mom... I'd really have to get some motivation to try and get one. I mean, I'm really good at guitar hero but I'm not phenom, chris4life etc. good. I can 5 star all songs on gh3 on expert, though... as for castle crashers, I don't know what I would record. I know every semi-well known glitch in the game and the location of all animals and weapons but eh, there are already plenty of videos on that.

[iTwone]

i got this bad translation as gameboy cartridge. i got it from my friend who bought it from thailand or something

[zackolot]

the japanese need better translation skills

fag delegated torto!

[Milkshake1992]

This was probably translated by some random dude looking to make some quick cash, they probably didn't care about the product.

[pokemanmdj]

how do you make vids like this?

[Milkshake1992]

There's a record AVI function on VBA.

[pokemanmdj]

wooooooooooooooooooo

[dirt02]

w00t u finnally made a video!!!!

[Milkshake1992]

Yeah, I don't really have much means to make any interesting videos any more. I've pretty much done all the glitching I can do with pokemon... if I had a way to record them I'd record videos for games like Guitar Hero, Castle Crashers and shit but I don't so eh...

SEGA

[Sapphirechao]

Zomg, I really hope you can make a Castle Crashers video =D

CASTLE CRASHERS FTFW!!!!!

[sakuraharuko]

I won the contest with fag.

REALLY? WELL ISN'T THAT NICE? XD

[munkyboywndr]

Ah, really? I am shouting!

Why! flame PET Is there also a shadow of a human figure? >>>Yes.

The pet stepped on the water is dependent on the tortoise? >>>Yes.

Really? an unimaginable seed of plant PET. Will it do? >>> Yes.

fag delegated TORTO!

SHADO's SCRATCH to assail!

FOE TORTO'S GO ALL OUT!

[smbz1]

Wow....Nintendo must have been on crack during proofreading.

[Milkshake1992]

I really doubt this translation was made by Nintendo. It's most likely a version they pirated back in the day while blue and red were popular.

[smbz1]

Yeah, I doubt Nintendo made this too, I was just joking around when I said that.

[jkmg3000]

DAMNN... THE TEXT WAS HORRIBLE XD!!!

[uchihasblood]

OH MY GOD, METAL GEAR

[Rummy44]

Not as bad as my one, they didn't even try, Pikachu's called pikak and at somepoint the people just say ''gwsgwegwlg;wrkj43lt;34;34nfs­,dfmsd''

[durza56]

FIRST MOTHER FUCKING COMMENT BITCHES. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

In all seriousness, that was pretty damn funny.

[durza56]

Also, HOLY SHIT DESYNC.