ah mon dieu.....ça me fait tellement flipper que j'ai envie de pleurer.. je vais arreter de regarder ces vidéos parce que ça ne guerit pas mon arachnophobien au contraire...
I take it youve never heard the old folk tale about one of these nifty little shitheads counting your teeth then you die. ITS TRUE, it happened to my friends cousin neighbors owner of the local gas station up the street.
dame it ya got me im the spidy in the bottle i will count your teeth you prick + how do u know im blind i aint blind its not like u can check so fuck off i ascaped shorly after this vid and eat them alllllllll hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha
indeed, indeed you shall 95. Now go out into the world and eat all spiders you come in contact with or encounter. Eat them as if you are a staved silverback on the prowl without a banana to spare
lol No one asked because after people first see these, that would be the first thing they would look up. But, there is a first for everything. You will be happy to know that these spiders are both harmless, and blind. I was bit before, and to be honest, it wasn't really painful at all. I just got a little swelling that went away within minutes! Those marbeled orb weaver puts a bit more force into their bite, like all other Araneus species, but those are also harmless.
indeed indeed.. :) took the label off today.. shoulda filmed it without in the first place... course he's already got webs set up inside there.. wowsa
you still have him? i'm not coming hear your house anytime soon :P yeah i figured it was a tennis ball cannister since it looked like it said penn on it and it was the right shape. do you play?
I seriously considered it... I'd need a higher quality camera for that though I think... so cool to be able to get up and close to a spider like this though and zoom in on the little hairs on the legs... its a blast.. and I didnt really think I'd feel that way but its fun... that nature videography
I've still got him.. I looked up his type of spider online.. I might see if the zoo wants her... I should say.. it is a her.. since the male ones of these are usually no bigger than half an inch.. this ones 1 1/2 - 2 inches.. and the females can live up to like 2-3 years
Lol yeah I've seen them on TV. It's just that the average spider around here's usually less than an inch in size ;p. I'd totally freak out if I ever found one size of yours in my house.
oh god matt! i hate spiders! i am so irrationally afraid of them! even spiders much smaller than that one ... you had me squirming. how did you even get near it?! eeeww aaaaaahhh!!!!!
lol.. sorry Claire.. I shoulda known most of the ladies woulda been a bit creeped out.. and the music didnt help ya too much did it? sorry.. I hope a small piece of you enjoyed it a little bit.
word.. though its plastic.. :) and he's ticked off.. like sam speculated... but spidey appreciates the MGM making up a quote for him.. he's looking for a talent agent.
AAAAH!
thanks. I know what Im having nightmares about tonight.
itscooltobeyou 1 year ago
Please tell me where you live so I can avoid it at all costs. o-o
errantharpy 1 year ago
SHOOT IT WITH A BB GUN!!!
2ra0bid9 2 years ago
I love how idiots think spiders are poisonous. Its called venom. Hence the word, venomous.
Demonamic777 2 years ago
b.b. gun
kasra1213 3 years ago
OMG...I've a terrible spider's fhobia!
Bantuff 3 years ago
Id be scared if that was climbing up my wall...
Elaido789 3 years ago
i hope he does not get bitten buy that that is a POISON spider in 20 mins you can die
zerlag 3 years ago
believe it or not its not poisonous to humans... only other insects. Research it if you dont believe :) it does look perty fierce though :)
mgphenom 3 years ago
ah mon dieu.....ça me fait tellement flipper que j'ai envie de pleurer.. je vais arreter de regarder ces vidéos parce que ça ne guerit pas mon arachnophobien au contraire...
sonia64400 3 years ago
gorgeous spider!
morwenna 3 years ago
Looks like a teaser thriller to a horror movie with spiders :) Well filmed and good background music! :D
iLuvBMW 3 years ago
I LOVE THOS KIND OF SPIDER
RobloxStudios 3 years ago
this is a horror movie
toatsies2354 3 years ago
this is a writing spider, they are not poisonous but if they count your teeth you are pretty much fucked.
DEACONAP4LOVE 3 years ago
what do you mean if the count your teeth
maximiliaan1995 3 years ago
I take it youve never heard the old folk tale about one of these nifty little shitheads counting your teeth then you die. ITS TRUE, it happened to my friends cousin neighbors owner of the local gas station up the street.
DEACONAP4LOVE 3 years ago
count like 123 all your teeth and you just fall dead
maximiliaan1995 3 years ago
that's the way it works so it not the smartest thing to smile in front of.
DEACONAP4LOVE 3 years ago
lol They are blind anyway!
IloveSPIDERZ 3 years ago
but they know, they know all to well.
DEACONAP4LOVE 3 years ago
dame it ya got me im the spidy in the bottle i will count your teeth you prick + how do u know im blind i aint blind its not like u can check so fuck off i ascaped shorly after this vid and eat them alllllllll hahahahahahahahahahahahahaahha
maximiliaan1995 3 years ago
indeed, indeed you shall 95. Now go out into the world and eat all spiders you come in contact with or encounter. Eat them as if you are a staved silverback on the prowl without a banana to spare
DEACONAP4LOVE 3 years ago
but ive done that and im not dead..OH is it because i still have 4 teth left witch are my molars??
shadowpivot9 3 years ago
holy crap! I HATE SPIDERS!
coocoo48 4 years ago
than y did u wath this vidio dumbo
NarutoSwat 4 years ago
Cause they fucken wanted to dumbass
Kisame787 3 years ago
y r u afade asshole
NarutoSwat 3 years ago
I had one in a contaner for a while I freaked out my mom LOL.
lolli33 4 years ago 2
Haha - amazing dramatic music!
Raconteur 4 years ago
I can't believe that no one asked if this thing is poisonous or not. Can it kill a man? Or maybe give a man just rash?
gandalf117 4 years ago
Not poisonous... at least to humans... thanks for asking... :)
mgphenom 4 years ago
lol No one asked because after people first see these, that would be the first thing they would look up. But, there is a first for everything. You will be happy to know that these spiders are both harmless, and blind. I was bit before, and to be honest, it wasn't really painful at all. I just got a little swelling that went away within minutes! Those marbeled orb weaver puts a bit more force into their bite, like all other Araneus species, but those are also harmless.
IloveSPIDERZ 3 years ago
That was really effective use of music...
aaoppe 4 years ago
i dont know anything about spiders
soya987654321 4 years ago
fuck droping dicionaries on it - drop encyclopedias on it
Cricky22 4 years ago
omg!
Fett665 4 years ago
Where's GARFIELD when you need him?
pylgrym 4 years ago
Haha, luv the music in the background, to make it even scarier!!
FOuLCheEse 4 years ago
okay i'm not the biggest fan of spiders....this gave me nightmares...lol
vidaloca1022 4 years ago
see thats why if you dont like spiders you dont go to videos clearly labelled as Arachnophobia - Yellow Argiope eats Lunch
armouredphoenix 4 years ago
True, but that's what true fans and friends of MG do
vidaloca1022 4 years ago
I like the updated title. It's not still in the jar, is it?
(Not the best vid to watch when one can't sleep, but I wanted to see it again, lol)
lisasimpson 4 years ago
Honestly.. I could not watch this. ACK!!
You're awesome anyway though :D
DeviLizious 4 years ago
beautiful! I hope you let her go eventually. she needs a bit more space than that.
ImaMuffin 4 years ago
that made me itchy
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SarZol 4 years ago
is that a tennis ball cannister?
sonolamiacanzone 4 years ago
indeed indeed.. :) took the label off today.. shoulda filmed it without in the first place... course he's already got webs set up inside there.. wowsa
mgphenom 4 years ago
you still have him? i'm not coming hear your house anytime soon :P yeah i figured it was a tennis ball cannister since it looked like it said penn on it and it was the right shape. do you play?
sonolamiacanzone 4 years ago
wow! That was amazing! you should win an award! The music was an awesome touch!
singingguitarist 4 years ago
thanks katie :) I liked it.. and plus 20 minutes of footage compressed down to a 1 min file is usually a recipe for quality
mgphenom 4 years ago
that is a creepy little thing, it must be squished for the sake of humanity
crazymikala 4 years ago
lol.. perhaps perhaps... but that'd be for another vid... and at the moment.. I'm a bit afeared to try...
mgphenom 4 years ago
you should remove the cap, wait for it to come out and then drop a dictionary on it
sonolamiacanzone 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
crazymikala 4 years ago
itsy bitsy spider, oh wait this was a little like Tim Burton.
JazzyLemmon 4 years ago
thats a massive complement man.. lol
one vote blair witch spider
one vote the nightmare before spidermas
mgphenom 4 years ago
awesomely creepy. wow. i think you could do the next blair witch with this spider.
ghostwise 4 years ago
I seriously considered it... I'd need a higher quality camera for that though I think... so cool to be able to get up and close to a spider like this though and zoom in on the little hairs on the legs... its a blast.. and I didnt really think I'd feel that way but its fun... that nature videography
mgphenom 4 years ago
Are you gonna keep him or release him later?
lonelyunique 4 years ago
I've still got him.. I looked up his type of spider online.. I might see if the zoo wants her... I should say.. it is a her.. since the male ones of these are usually no bigger than half an inch.. this ones 1 1/2 - 2 inches.. and the females can live up to like 2-3 years
mgphenom 4 years ago
The zoo will be a nice home for her! Would your humane shelter take a spider? lol Ours here took in a black widow and found it a home... ^_^
lonelyunique 4 years ago
Scratch that, they *tried* to find it a place to go, not someones home, but somewhere that it couldn't hurt anyone...
lonelyunique 4 years ago
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicky!!!!
I HATE SPIDERS! i hope you killed this one......GROSS!
Nikki2987 4 years ago
aww sorry nikki :) I didnt kill it actually.. though I didnt feed him today...
mgphenom 4 years ago
That is so cool.
I would totally favourite it only I think I would freak out a lot of my subscribers who sometimes stop by the page. lol
johnofjordan 4 years ago
yeah I think I freaked out half of the peeps who ended up watching.. lol.. thanks for watching though man.. peace
mgphenom 4 years ago
Quality
Evilspartacus 4 years ago
thanks for watchin yo :)
mgphenom 4 years ago
You got some big ass spiders over there.. gives me the shivers.
Diski 4 years ago
you aint seen nothing til you see a taranchula... those hairy things are twice this size.. at least.. and hairier than a 30 year old beer belly
mgphenom 4 years ago
Lol yeah I've seen them on TV. It's just that the average spider around here's usually less than an inch in size ;p. I'd totally freak out if I ever found one size of yours in my house.
Diski 4 years ago
oh god matt! i hate spiders! i am so irrationally afraid of them! even spiders much smaller than that one ... you had me squirming. how did you even get near it?! eeeww aaaaaahhh!!!!!
sonolamiacanzone 4 years ago
lol.. sorry Claire.. I shoulda known most of the ladies woulda been a bit creeped out.. and the music didnt help ya too much did it? sorry.. I hope a small piece of you enjoyed it a little bit.
mgphenom 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure it's saying:
"Aww... i LOVE this new glass house." ~spider
MysteryGuitarMan 4 years ago
word.. though its plastic.. :) and he's ticked off.. like sam speculated... but spidey appreciates the MGM making up a quote for him.. he's looking for a talent agent.
mgphenom 4 years ago
Dude, I friggin hate spiders! If I saw that in my place I'd freak and throw something really heavy at it.
myloflex 4 years ago
that thing is pissed
SamProof 4 years ago
Hells yeah it's pissed!!! And I'm scared!!
lisasimpson 4 years ago
I'll protect you. oh wait there's a spider.. I though I was just gonna have to fight Matt.
SamProof 4 years ago
haha.. the hair alone would kick my ass.. but yeah the spiders another story
mgphenom 4 years ago
as long as that pissed spider is over there and not here its all good.... oh can i join in the fight mmm
littlepandaexpress 4 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i effing hate spiders and i got attacked from one today cleaning!!!
littlepandaexpress 4 years ago
this one was quite laxidaisically waiting for its prey to fall into the web... he was easily caught.
mgphenom 4 years ago
nasty, i do believe it is Acrophobia though. LOL!
rebone 4 years ago
actually Arachnophobia.. but I did have it wrong.. so thanks for the correction :)
mgphenom 4 years ago
oh gosh, thats so gross!!!!
He's so active!!! Get it away from me!!!
(good music, btw)
lisasimpson 4 years ago
lol. thanks beccah :) it definatly fit!
mgphenom 4 years ago