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You'd have to be some kind of fucking RETARD to think the 9-11 was an inside job. Not even liberals can keep that kind of secret were there any secrets to keep. Spew whatever political bullshit you want, DJO, I skip all that crap anyway so it never gets heard. Fuck yourselves, fags.
@natasha678 Have a sulfur-raisin shake for morning, it solved all my father's hiccup problems. I make them in my garage, it has two four-sided doors. Dyslexia can also be solved by thick internal reflection glasses.
Praise Berners-Lee -- here it is at its best! Finishing up my second round of viewing this series, which I saw for the first time last night. It's gotten funnier and spookier as I've gotten it on deeper and deeper levels -- brilliant stuff!
Wasn't totally sure this was my favorite one that you guys made... Until you came up with SHOOT THE GOD DAMN JOOOOCE! Better than a roast beef perogi, ya gatta use that line in your next one!
Ive masterbated in front of you before you in the washroom, but ive never wacked off in front of Beverly wearing rubber...nnnnyaaaa..MY God i cant believe how sick I am!
I find you to be lovable conspiracy nuts, but you should absolutely speak your minds. I'm 100% behind you on that. I respect people with guts anyway. However, I'll gladly fuck a fruit basket if you know a hot one who puts out.
Actually, I'd like to see some more political ones. I love Obama and want to see you pick on him more. (And the CBC guy - those are my favorites.)
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i cant remember the exact name of the episode but there was an episode where the aliens had polluted their atmosphere so bad, they needed inhalers, talk about trying to pitch the global warming scam early! see if nicklacarno or startrekeps has it on their accounts!
yes actually this episode was last night, the planetary atmoshere thing was a subplot, it was mainly about the teenage girl who found out she was a Q. the actual guy Q was in the episode
I was jonesing for a new video this past weekend, and you delivered!!! I actually dipped into the minute long solo guitar vid, and it was the first time I listened to your music. Damn good stuff. These videos are the sweet treat and the end of a sour day. Thank you DJO! Please never stop making these.
@ChiefsFan581 Well aren't you a little nationalist punk? Seriously, what is your deal? When did people become US-American, Chinese, Russians, French, British etc. When did we stop being people fomr Planet Earth. Nazi.
@AntiBushCheneyMan It's called a joke :) Do you have anything else to do with your time other than read through youtube comments? You know, like, making up conspiracy theories?
Just so you know, you have at least one fan out here that:
1. Thinks the voiceovers are great. All of them. Political or not. Random or semi-sensical. They're the best fucking thing on youtube.
2. Loves your music. UM takes heavy rotation on my iPood, and I love the drum demos.
3. Likes your paranoid political outlook even though I'm not exactly a truther, and how you use humor to communicate it. We should be paranoid. But we shouldn't forget to laugh.
I've been waiting so long for this apple juice video! You guys need to MREAORL upload a lot more frequently. Tiny knickers were found on my cheesebowl. With apple juice.
Awesome, as always! I'm sorry that some people are trying to direct your videos toward something you don't want. I hope you know that the vast majority are behind you 100%!
I used to think that was important, too. However, never before or since has a steel-framed structure been built in just that way before. Unique structure, unique set of circumstances, it's not surprising that something wacky took place...
Meh. I am a fan but this is tapering off. Still love ya DJO! Since watching this, I have made a business of installing styrofoam nuns! Yay! =)
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1:40 best
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@Gamesalot You're a douche. I think your name says it all. Go play some MW3 and when you feel like joining the real world, feel free.
By the way DJO, this one is really short, but it's one of my fave's! Keep it up!
AdrianWaitemusic 1 month ago
"Shoot the Goddamn juice!" Haha
harrypotterfantng 1 month ago
I love the giant newsroom. Must be a bitch to heat.
Richardddoobies 1 month ago
typing what you hear makes you feel what?
Kaneiku 3 months ago
My god, I can't believe how sick I am!
schutzenhaus 3 months ago
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You'd have to be some kind of fucking RETARD to think the 9-11 was an inside job. Not even liberals can keep that kind of secret were there any secrets to keep. Spew whatever political bullshit you want, DJO, I skip all that crap anyway so it never gets heard. Fuck yourselves, fags.
Gamezalot 4 months ago
@Gamezalot you mad bro? Geez... have a kiwi and relax.
Aurin316 3 months ago
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@Gamezalot Looks like they can keep from you.
liberate0rdie 3 months ago
@Gamezalot Are you familiar with satire?
dinarocksyou 3 months ago
@Gamezalot dont get mad at yourself bro just ah michael buble, how is he?
Kaneiku 3 months ago
OH MY GOD!!! Shoot the Goddamn juice, 2 dicks in her mouth?!? I LOVE DJO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheRealSquallLeonhar 4 months ago
Did Picard call Troi 'Luaxana'?
Mattteus 4 months ago
Best DJO episode, they're much funnier when they're sentences aren't so random and they can have a conversation about one topic
DVrtaric 5 months ago
Fucking youtube piece of shit. Even though the videos loaded it won't play past 21 seconds. And if I skip it nothing happens.
dominiccss 5 months ago
BC does have the best dope lol
kittykatBflat 6 months ago
Omg, I love Riker's face at 1:51. "Let me know if you need more... fUCK YEAH."
aeopmusic 7 months ago
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natasha678 9 months ago
@natasha678 learn how to spell & we'll talk
dayjoborchestra 9 months ago
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natasha678 9 months ago
@natasha678 Have a sulfur-raisin shake for morning, it solved all my father's hiccup problems. I make them in my garage, it has two four-sided doors. Dyslexia can also be solved by thick internal reflection glasses.
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9-11 was an inside job. ROFL.
Wired2X 9 months ago
Shooot the Goddamn JUUUUICE!
lunchbox997 9 months ago 3
"You get me those mushrooms for next week?" *Cough Cough Cough*
"Let me know if you need more."
"Fuck yea" *coughs*
I seriously laughed so hard at this shit
Cloudface1 11 months ago
@Cloudface1 Me too.....im still pissing myself now
cptfunkstar 10 months ago
Shoot the god damn juuuiice! XD
Etrnldsk 1 year ago
hyperpipe + megakeg = best space party ever
psychoschizos 1 year ago
why cant i watch this it gets to 21 seconds and then nothing ...waaa i know its gonna be good AND I CANT SEE IT!!.... goes off and cries
abominableangel 1 year ago
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psychoschizos 1 year ago
1:41 pew pew
steveprutz 1 year ago
Shoot the goddamn JOOSE!
Mattteus 1 year ago
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oh shit, you guys are Canadian? *subscribe*
TheDandyAndy1 1 year ago
I baked some cookies if anyone wants some...F U *ZAP* lol
BigLuke1980 1 year ago
Praise Berners-Lee -- here it is at its best! Finishing up my second round of viewing this series, which I saw for the first time last night. It's gotten funnier and spookier as I've gotten it on deeper and deeper levels -- brilliant stuff!
casperfriendly47 1 year ago
hyperpipe hahahahahahhaa
SyndicalistTimes 1 year ago
Why does Troi sound like a gay Schwarzenegger?
mahdogzbite 1 year ago
@ 1:59 9-11 was an inside job!!! LOL nice!!!
matchu4444 1 year ago 19
Wasn't totally sure this was my favorite one that you guys made... Until you came up with SHOOT THE GOD DAMN JOOOOCE! Better than a roast beef perogi, ya gatta use that line in your next one!
NathanSifu 1 year ago
1:28 - 2:00 a work of genius
FetidToecheese 1 year ago
Ive masterbated in front of you before you in the washroom, but ive never wacked off in front of Beverly wearing rubber...nnnnyaaaa..MY God i cant believe how sick I am!
Helena74 1 year ago
"I was the first to have two dicks in my mouth."
"She's twice as sleazy as your mum."
*hernia
JMUDoc 1 year ago 3
I think the zoom should be a little longer to the news desk. Funny stuff!
turbovoice 1 year ago
"fuck you!" *random lazer* xDD
TheAlienmonkey 1 year ago 2
PAUSE AT 2:00 xD
666wrathchild 1 year ago
You got somethin' against apple juice?
meemoxz 1 year ago
lol deanna LOOKs like shes saying that.
DarkKnightBob1o1 1 year ago
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"uhuhuhuhuh My God, I can't believe how SICK I am!"
LoL Sounds just like Patrick Stewart, great job!
ALEXontheTOOB 1 year ago
"uhuhuhuhuh My God, I can't believe how SICK I am!"
LoL Sounds just like Patrick Stewart, great job!
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kpsmax7 1 year ago
You're getting me those mushrooms? Next week?
Blackwater117 1 year ago
I know we have some.
EyeOnTheTV 1 year ago
Shoot da juice!
scubadudejbb 1 year ago
The "9/11 was an inside job" bumper sticker is WIN!
duliGirl 1 year ago 2
Set lasers to pew.
mwcafac91 1 year ago 2
I'm thinking that this should have been named something more like "Menage a Deanna"
sbellis67 1 year ago
lmao awesome!
CaptKanuk73 1 year ago
1:59
Bumper sticker
Katfellow 1 year ago 3
LOL "fuck you," lazerpew! awesome.
lethegray 1 year ago 4
Fucking awesome!
whiteguysamurai 1 year ago
1:59
Zeptis1337 1 year ago
do i get a hyperpipe with my next order of applejuice?
kahlesstiberius 1 year ago
sound of picard nodding his head gets me every time
pgeater 1 year ago 2
1:52 space weed!!
s043487263 1 year ago
True Q
speakmon 1 year ago
Hyperpipe is capitalized! haha
onepcwhiz 1 year ago
"sulu cant make it, he is fucking two ewoks on the holodeck"
OrangeTang666 1 year ago 51
1:40 just cracks me up :D
FetidToecheese 1 year ago 4
1:05
Great work on the intro lol.
I've never seen anything of this quality before.
Tzimnewman3 1 year ago 3
"shoot the god damn jews" :P
jarlb 1 year ago
@jarlb Juice
spartan117ak 1 year ago 2
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jarlb 1 year ago
@spartan117ak...right...so there is not meant to be a double meaning?
jarlb 1 year ago
@jarlb no double meaning, just a healthy obsession with apple juice
rynlnk 1 year ago
@spartan117ak joose
couldntthinkofaname4 1 year ago
awesome again!!!! lmao
UglyToontown 1 year ago 2
Awesome video!
ModernRelik 1 year ago
Shoot the god damn juice!!!!
doe791 1 year ago
lol.. this is so funny
3dkiller 2 years ago
Great work guys, you can't get these out fast enough.
MisterMavrick 2 years ago 2
Those Ewoks get alot of action
proliteriate 2 years ago 2
DAMN, that was the funniest one EVER!!!!! Everything was great, esp. the pipe smoking and the shooting Geordi with a phaser, GOOOD!!!
wenaolong 2 years ago 3
I LIKED the '9/11 was an inside job' sticker.
rogerdotlee 2 years ago 5
i was on the wall in the "Turbo Lift" one too
MisterMavrick 2 years ago
GO FUCK A FRUIT BASKET!!!!! No not really.
jasonsg4111 2 years ago
And what the hell was Riker doing in the original episode that looked so much like he was shooting Geordi? Excellent catch!
pandarsson 2 years ago 3
I find you to be lovable conspiracy nuts, but you should absolutely speak your minds. I'm 100% behind you on that. I respect people with guts anyway. However, I'll gladly fuck a fruit basket if you know a hot one who puts out.
Actually, I'd like to see some more political ones. I love Obama and want to see you pick on him more. (And the CBC guy - those are my favorites.)
I lost my breath laughing at this one. Thanks!
pandarsson 2 years ago 3
MOAR!
rigsnet 2 years ago
I dont believe I've seen the episode this is from. Won't anybody enlighten me?
mrzombiepants 2 years ago
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i cant remember the exact name of the episode but there was an episode where the aliens had polluted their atmosphere so bad, they needed inhalers, talk about trying to pitch the global warming scam early! see if nicklacarno or startrekeps has it on their accounts!
kahlesstiberius 2 years ago
thanks a bunch!
mrzombiepants 2 years ago
yes actually this episode was last night, the planetary atmoshere thing was a subplot, it was mainly about the teenage girl who found out she was a Q. the actual guy Q was in the episode
SpiroHrvoje1989 2 years ago 2
MOAR!
OfcrFarva 2 years ago
Hilarious!
Teslarawks 2 years ago
Love these.
CalebICT 2 years ago
I was jonesing for a new video this past weekend, and you delivered!!! I actually dipped into the minute long solo guitar vid, and it was the first time I listened to your music. Damn good stuff. These videos are the sweet treat and the end of a sour day. Thank you DJO! Please never stop making these.
mcverlei 2 years ago 2
alexjonesing?
onvogmasaj 2 years ago
never cease to amaze DJO, keep it up >=D
Jesusnugget 2 years ago
Are you guys from BC? Is that where that great reference to our awesome pot came from?
OpethCommodore 2 years ago
"I was the 1st to have 2 dicks in my mouth" "shes twice as sleazy as your mum" lmfao!!!
r66chs 2 years ago 2
shoot the goddamn juuuuuuuuuuuuice
kranktank 2 years ago
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oh shit, you guys are Canadian? *unsubscribe*
ChiefsFan581 2 years ago
@ChiefsFan581 boo fucking hoo (eh)
dayjoborchestra 2 years ago 73
I was kidding you sillies. I love you ;)
ChiefsFan581 2 years ago 2
@dayjoborchestra
Canada's awesome.
....South park! Kids in the hall!!
ariencalen 1 year ago
@ariencalen .......south park isnt canadian.......
Sabohaque 1 year ago
@Sabohaque
..whoops.
My bad. But, at least kid in the hall is!!
/is now dead from brain idiocy/
ariencalen 1 year ago
@dayjoborchestra lol Cheifsfan851 is a faggot XD
10blood 1 year ago
@dayjoborchestra rofl
also make more vids!
Horus998 1 year ago
@dayjoborchestra ahaha oh wow
callitacomeb10106 1 year ago
@dayjoborchestra /clap you deserve some fucking juice
Razrsharp37 1 year ago
@ChiefsFan581 Well aren't you a little nationalist punk? Seriously, what is your deal? When did people become US-American, Chinese, Russians, French, British etc. When did we stop being people fomr Planet Earth. Nazi.
AntiBushCheneyMan 1 year ago
@AntiBushCheneyMan It's called a joke :) Do you have anything else to do with your time other than read through youtube comments? You know, like, making up conspiracy theories?
ChiefsFan581 1 year ago
@ChiefsFan581 LOL!!!!
arig1987 9 months ago
If you don't find this funny, you're not alive.
NoisyPC 2 years ago
Another brilliant episode of DJO Trek! Love your work fellas.
ulysses28 2 years ago
haha woooo! another fucking brilliant djo production! Keep up the great work you guys!
grandmarkai 2 years ago
Not the best but better than anything I could do.
Rushthatspeaks 2 years ago
cool
cool123123123123123 2 years ago
AHH! Crazy star trek vids if you go up to your URL bar, put a Q between the words you and tube and then press enter or click go
MrNeekF 2 years ago
Loved it!
forren6 2 years ago
Shoot the goddamn juice! lol Awesome work as always. Must have more... Gonna watch the older ones now.
PyrozPlayground 2 years ago
Ther lip sync was Geeenius!
rainbowspite222 2 years ago
one of you guys sure likes 3d animation
flamingspinach 2 years ago 2
420 ratings!!
Songsremainthesame 2 years ago
bumper sticker at 1:58
spiv 2 years ago 4
Didn't see that. Great!
PyrozPlayground 2 years ago
Haha, you guys are just terrible!! xD
diywaddy 2 years ago
I love these! Keep them coming, lol
HerculesSpock 2 years ago
Glad to see some more of these!
Kleavers 2 years ago
Just so you know, you have at least one fan out here that:
1. Thinks the voiceovers are great. All of them. Political or not. Random or semi-sensical. They're the best fucking thing on youtube.
2. Loves your music. UM takes heavy rotation on my iPood, and I love the drum demos.
3. Likes your paranoid political outlook even though I'm not exactly a truther, and how you use humor to communicate it. We should be paranoid. But we shouldn't forget to laugh.
Great stuff, DJO. Keep it up!
billmilliganhisself 2 years ago 2
Hell yeah!
noseman123 2 years ago
Shoot the goddamn juice!
spydergarbler 2 years ago
"My God, I can't believe how sick I am." :D
maggitPL 2 years ago
I laughed so hard I cried...thank you...
mditch82 2 years ago
I've been waiting so long for this apple juice video! You guys need to MREAORL upload a lot more frequently. Tiny knickers were found on my cheesebowl. With apple juice.
drtazzle 2 years ago 3
So freaking hilarious!
VampireXutes 2 years ago
You won't delete my comment because you LOVE me, eh shithead?
WhoWants2Live4Ever 2 years ago
Now I have wood!
Ayespace 2 years ago 3
I love you guys. Always make me laugh!!
CrayolaBoi83 2 years ago
Now I got a hardon : |
Danhelll 2 years ago
as usual djo, fucking legendary. thanks guys, you rock!
championay 2 years ago
so good!
zardoz26 2 years ago
you need a show on adult swim
myxomatosized 2 years ago 4
lol i'm glad to see you brought the "fucking 2 ewoks on the holodeck" joke back
MuEpsilonGamma 2 years ago 4
911 was an inside job
gullette777 2 years ago
haha some many great references in here
colossusbeam 2 years ago
I think XFiles could do with a long hard DJOing
Octamed 2 years ago 8
@Octamed YES
thelixir715 2 years ago
Whole episodes would be incredible beyond words
spydergarbler 2 years ago
its true...we do have the best gawd dam weed out here in BC
can i get a shit ya ?
shaundis2117 2 years ago
'She's twice as sleazy as your mom.' I'm so saying that. :D
browncoatemily85 2 years ago
I always get a laugh. Love this stuff.
DanK3670 2 years ago
This was a great one.
bill12341234 2 years ago
what no apple juice!
rainbowspite222 2 years ago 2
9-11 was an inside job!
carleysmada 2 years ago
Awesome, as always! I'm sorry that some people are trying to direct your videos toward something you don't want. I hope you know that the vast majority are behind you 100%!
walkerboh1701 2 years ago
hahahah full of win
danzeger 2 years ago
Awesome... some of your finest work...
berkeleyoverdrive 2 years ago
pure awesomeness 8D
yellowfr3ak 2 years ago
Thanks for the laugh!
dwayne0t 2 years ago
I used to think that was important, too. However, never before or since has a steel-framed structure been built in just that way before. Unique structure, unique set of circumstances, it's not surprising that something wacky took place...
TimothyRiches 2 years ago
7 is a different matter, though... that's just obviously CD.
TimothyRiches 2 years ago
she's twice as sleezy as your mom!!!!
HAHAHA SOLID GOLD!
Krause666 2 years ago
truther bumper sticker hahahaha
klaran 2 years ago
Yayy new djo vid!
dharmafreak 2 years ago
BAHAHAHAHAH
GNoodle 2 years ago
You guys are so awesome!
Linqacex 2 years ago 2
awesome job!
Mickster6d6 2 years ago 2
MUCH WIN
frandaman27 2 years ago
Make em LONGER!!
clowe15 2 years ago 3
I could do with a hyper-pipe and some BC ... love the harsh tokes at the end !
chickenbento 2 years ago
Troi="I was the first to have