10 drugs you should not take or do while driving

[gigaro1888]

im taking ecstasy

[NVaizard]

You're giving people ideas. :P

[bullshit5760]

dont guys think this guy looks like mr been look at hes nose

[BritReaper]

LSD & Ecstacy haha ! 0:27 .. 1:10

[deliverypc]

these 10 things you shouldn't do clips are so cool, this would be the only reason i'd learn german

[08mihaela05]

AHAHAAAHAHAHAAHAAAAAA

[Laurentiu909]

Never saw that damn Fary ! But I'am not giving up :D

[MrCally2]

@Laurentiu909 hahahha :) bine băă! :)

[4Paok4Eptalofos]

smell gas on ur jacket :)

[odraboy90]

glue is drug?? wtf!

[C1NEMAGIC]

This is a german comedian in the video... Michael Kessler! He is amazing.

[Siliziumwesen]

@C1NEMAGIC Fuck yeah!

[jackiecrane57]

ecstasy is clearly the way to go.

[Seriously543543]

I wish this show was American!

LOL @ LSD.

[kigomo23]

everybody who nows the song at 1:10

[theedit123]

0:28 LMAO 

[lulusun2]

@unknown2k6pl glue has toxins to make you halusinate.

[unknown2k6pl]

how is glue a drug

[darlun0]

@unknown2k6pl try opening a bottle of your most potent adhesive and inhale its contents until you see the sky purple. That should be enough proof.

[ceejaywt]

@unknown2k6pl solvents

[HxDx1]

Can you see ?! He get drugs , but no MARIHUANA!

" I don't use drugs.... I just smoke weed" ! - True story

[MrCally2]

@HxDx1 goddamn hippies!

:))) i'm just kidding :))

[GROBARI000ERTC]

Alcohol is not drug!

[kill321able]

@GROBARI000ERTC Technically, it is. Its not an illegal drug, but it is still a drug...

[MrCally2]

@GROBARI000ERTC noooo. alcohol is a vitamin!

[Vondracar]

@GROBARI000ERTC No alcohol is not a drug.. Yes it is hehe actually more dangerous than most of the illegal drugs..

[ceejaywt]

@GROBARI000ERTC what kind of bullshit is that?

[lolasorocks10]

@GROBARI000ERTC Alcohol is a drug dumbass. Look up the definition of 'drug'.

[ryodimos]

@lolasorocks10 yes alcohol is a drug but weed naaaaaah

[frylock1991]

@GROBARI000ERTC it is

[Deracku]

no.2 i also laughed



[SplinterizZz]

I don't care he has made this for fun, half of this is bullshit

[MrCally2]

@SplinterizZz I dare you to name the 5 you're not comfortable with :)

[SplinterizZz]

@MrCally2 1. who boils heroin with a strapon already? 2. Hashish does not work that way 3. Ever drived after using cocaine? I did. Did not work this way. He must have used afgan shit if he does that. 4. Who would turn those thingies (cant remember the word) after puking on the window? Fuuck he must have drank abscent! OR else it would not work this way unless he is a retard. 5. WHAT THE FUCK DID HE USE INSTEAD OF ECTASY?@!!! 6. Watch the videos about using glue. It makes you histeric. All clear?

[Ledbetter6001]

@SplinterizZz Oh you are so cool, you take all these drugs. (sarcasm)

[SplinterizZz]

@Ledbetter6001 Read again please.

[kill321able]

@SplinterizZz Its funny because you've never done any of those things...

[SplinterizZz]

@kill321able it's funny because you are a retard.

[kill321able]

@SplinterizZz Hahaha, i don't think retarded people would know how to use a computer... It would have made more sense if you called me stupid, because stupid people can use a computer, sadly enough. You're probably not even old enough to drive...

[SplinterizZz]

@kill321able go to my channel, baby. By the way, retarted people can use computer. Go watch some more youtube, not the non-sense parts of it.

[SplinterizZz]

@MrCally2 And 7. You would die after using all those things. Instant death. Do not think that? Well, try yourself. Have a nice day!

[ruscalin69]

1:32-1:35



[ruscalin69]

1:32 =))

[SmileyFacesSighing]

glue .-.

[clockwork111orange]

ŠTOP!

[rio197]

9gag brought me here

[TheShadow52x]

I laughed my ass off! XD

[TheShadow52x]

I laughed my ass off!

[SmokeWeedEveryDay629]

Ecstasy looked pretty cool

[ha0hahaha0ha]

Recht oder Links, Recht oder Links, Recht oder Links xD

[metazoxan2]

OMG so if you take all 10 of those drugs you get a free invisible car?

[zyguli]

German humor that's actually quite funny.

[TheJordanGraff]

@zyguli all German humour is actually funny you just have to understand it and get past the fact that it might be quite dark and or dry or just being German helps!

[ToyBota22]

this is funny in any language hahahahah

[Meproman213]

You dont only not take them while driving, dont ever take them in your life! Drugs kill you.

[InfiniteD3ath]

@Meproman213 Sure they are...Don't believe everything you hear.

[ichbinfluffy]

@kabarda07adiga???????????????­???????



[Voldare2008]

Number 7 isr das beste! :D

[onedayillbewithyou93]

thats why drugs are awesome ahah

[TheSvs1]

i actually did it once on ecstasy :)

[zAOTPz]

the dislike bar looks like justin biebers penis

[jonus63]

@zAOTPz The relevancy of your comment is also the same size.

[ichbinfluffy]

@jonus63 wait are you satanding up for bieber?



[jonus63]

@ichbinfluffy No, I just don't see what he has to do with this.

[MrHijden]

number 5 is epic

[miikajakrisu]

Stop...... heheeheehheeeh legalize it

[kabarda07adiga]

FUCK DRUGS SOME GOVERMENT LET THE PPL TAKE DRUGS TO CONTROL THEM PPL DONT TAKE DRUGS IT'S THE TIME TO STAND UP AND SAY NOO FOR WAR

[selGdemparamtwilight]

glue lol

[obikey]

Klausiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :D

[MaxvsMin]

I WANT LSD

[Zuflux]

@MaxvsMin Believe me, you won't see that kinda thing while on it xD

[mcsmileyx]

dzień dobry , ja z kwejka!

[Oskareczekeczek]

Kto z łapka kwejka w dupkę!

[2992Igor]

kto z kwejka, łapka w górę:)

[BlueEyes0211]

Lol 1:35 

[Patryk1993xDD]

Polska!

[whatsupbaby1993]

@Patryk1993xDD

wiadomo ;D

[rampage241]

where de weed at?

[BloodyMetal]

@rampage241 weed is not a drug, is a gift

[slipperypessimist]

haszysz xD

[TheFdsfdgfd]

nine is very funny =))

[martines1975]

ale zeby az tak ;)

[mmmmphood]

can the ecstasy one be made into a gif now please?

[jamie150741]

this is fucking GOLD ; commendable acting also

[Carolina25rnr]

AAAJAJAJAJ

[fbloise]

LOL!

[reddingo213]

haha, green screen was missing during absinth XD

[AVJudel]

Or just dont take drugs while driving.

[DHDial]

I LOVE ALCOHOL!! HAHAHA

[GrayFoxGrayFox]

Laughed my ass off.

[kidz890]

I like drug number 2...I couldn't stop rofl hahaha

[Myt0pratedc0mment]

hahahahahaha 0:46!!!!

[Idontlikereligion]

ecstasy is by far the best

[psybaninja]

in hascish i remember me :D

[azreeny]

im laughing like hell on the Alcohol part when he put the wiper on...hahahaha

[x0promise]

Omg this is so funny.. is there a name for these "10 things..." videos?

[iCaramba001]

@x0promise they're German and are called "Kesslers Knigge" or "10 Dinge" :)

[x0promise]

@iCaramba001 Thank you very much! (:

[TriPrekoCetiri]

Stop...... AHAHAHAHAHAH

[kamillaesedova]

it is about me)))))

[zvijezdaq]

hahahahahahahahaha xD XD :P ;P :)))))

[omfg1802]

Fuck drugs..he ain't wearing a seat belt :O :D

[MrCally2]

@omfg1802 OMFG, you're right!!! that bastard!!

[suhanc47]

what is the name of the music at 1:13?

[MrCally2]

@suhanc47 no clue, mate :) sorry

[SharingEqualsCaring]

@suhanc47

I'm pretty sure it's by Bassnectar, it's an older song.

[LillFillBeatbox]

@mokusgitt33 Dont drink and drive, dont smoke and fly , Take LSD and Teleport :D

[ZigZagZinger1]

@LillFillBeatbox NOPE, just Portal 2

[jennifer1996horse]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHA

[kuteasabutton56]

Lolz at the genius who made this!

[MrChaosGangsta]

youtubes best video..EVER!!!

[MrChaosGangsta]

hahahahaha

[goblinsworldcraft]

give this dude oscar!! he is hilarious

[showtimedlux]

best. video. ever

[MrCally2]

@showtimedlux i.k.r. :)

[hellkid227]

Don't drink and drive, take lsd and teleport.

[fernwoodsfinest]

Fucking hilarious

[Iwasrambo]

Not funny after they translated it.. XD

[MrCally2]

@Iwasrambo hide the annotations, rambo. i forgot you're fluent in German ;;)

and it's not they, it's him :)

[Iwasrambo]

@Iwasrambo Again it's not him it's he, trolololo...

[KrolskeR]

Just LOVE 5 :D All of them of course, but especially 5 xD

[PsyFreak93]

@mokusgitt33 take lsd and teleport :D

i guess u have heard about this too :(( xD

[iamgirlmaro]

LOLOLOL

[clockwork111orange]

STOP! :-D

[HeartYukitty]

Hysterical!

But nothing's ever happened to me and I've done all of the above besides from heroin.Defying the rules,yay.

[loveisdeath]

when you take lsd and drive, you turn into Donnie

[homeb0y420]

I swear when he puts the wipers on to clean the puke its hilarious every time lol

[xr3verendx]

hash shouldn't even be on there... 

[TheMerfAvenger]

Rofl

[Zodist]

Actually I,m a Absinthe drinker and I drive just as good as sober.(me think)

[Vraiste1]

Fu*king rabbit ! :)))

[deadforsakenn]

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE,SMOKE AND FLY! :d

[Honeysucklebommie]

Hey thats the same rabbit that comes driving with me sometimes!

[TukkoRamires13]

but its only 9 drugs

the 10ts is all of these drugs:)

[BillysBMW]

@TukkoRamires13 jack-drambuie is 2 drinks in 1 and it counts as a different ;)

[Eldererr]

lsd

[MrMAKE911]

500 symbols left 483 symbols left 466 symbols left 449 symbolsleft... srry guys i'm too lazy i'll write tommorow.

[MrMAKE911]

cocaine Teh BEST part! xD Glue is Drug?

[MrMAKE911]

.........STOP!........ *Laughs epicly*

[alanj2007]

i like part "hash"

[progbassftw]

@mokusgitt33 Don't drink and drive, take lsd and teleport!

[Pittking86]

@mokusgitt33 does that mean we can fly with mary poppins or peter pan...i dunno, who would you fly with?

[CaptainWheel]

A.k.a. ten drugs we SHOULD take and do while driving...

[vengaspeed]

plz does anyone know the song played at ecstasy ?

[ItsYaBoiRick]

Lmaoo the ecstasy seems like a win to me lol

[w3bgri3f3rz]

I honestly don't see the problem with this.!?

[Diamondyful]

1.34 ;DDDD

[jellybonking]

how this video can be related with VEVO's music videos????

[MrCally2]

@jellybonking it's an youtube thing ... i'm guessing

[xxSATISFACTIONxx]

hahahahahahahah extasyyy hahahahahahhaha

[hiimambob]

Can i Take a Drug called Charlie Sheen?

[Bottle707]

i dont understand how the glue can be a drug

[doyledanzig]

@Bottle707 People sniff glue

[MrCally2]

@Bottle707 it deprives your brain of oxygen. it slows your system down

[zdralovic]

@Bottle707 sniff the... thig that ladies put on their nails... (sry bad engl)

[Bottle707]

@zdralovic now all is clear

[MrCally2]

@zdralovic umm... cocaine? :)

[loveisdeath]

@MrCally2 Cocaine on nails? Nail polish i would guess

[MrCally2]

@loveisdeath oh snap! silly me. i watch waaay too much television

[Mjrattitude1]

ROFLOL :):)::):):):)::):):)

[mamaman3]

hahahaha the best XD

[darrene1450]

whats the last drug?

[MrCally2]

@darrene1450 it's all of them, together

[darrene1450]

@MrCally2 oops, didn't see the description, feel like an idiot now hahah, thanks though

[SaberScream]

@mokusgitt33 Dont smoke weed and fly just takae some LSD and teleport :D

[salevelickovic]

song on 1:11???? ecstasy song ?? :)))

[MitaCzv995]

I love it how he smiles when he is on Absinth :D

[GoblinXXX]

The advantage of driving on LSD- Your bunny friend means you can use the car pool lane.

[Praesse]

ecstasy and lsd, my favorites.

[Abrahamtech]

no tomen esas drogas mientras manejan si no kieen sufrir un accidente

[vilijacko]

glue and alcohol, great

[ognjenosmancevic]

Dont drink and drive-u can shake ur milk

[ammosgat]

when i saw absinth, my neighbor said, that i have to shut up..

[JUGAPUU]

Ecstasy - Best !

[Krallify]

haha awesome

[conflagration95]

xaxaxaxaxax!!! LOOOOOL!!!

[PROTOkagouri]

ahahahahahahaah cocaine ecstasy absinth lsd

[sunshinecake1]

hahah but its so easy to drive on lsd

[FearByKeeper]

don't drink while drive....

drink before drive...

xaxaxaxa

[FearByKeeper]

xaxaxaxaxaxaa

[k9r100]

i've tried glue, it can get you down seriously.