My Chemical Romance - Vampire Money

[ratchetstank]

The reason this song exists... MCR didn't want to do a song for Twilight. So they made this as a FUCK YOU TWILIGHT!

[ninadobrevloverin02]

OMFG THE BEGINING *_____________*

[LyricsForTheKilljoys]

my mom drives a Volvo car

[TheScarecrowField]

As the new Twilight movie rears it's ugly head, I sit outside the theater, pile of Twilight books on the ground burning, blasting this song with me and my friends, screaming at the top of our lungs," FUCK YOU POP CULTURE HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!"

[BulletproofHope]

Always when I hear this song, I see video clip - Gerard in black clothnes, in Volvo, in hair back! And everything is so cool. :D

[CassehSharpie]

Go to 1:51 and listen closely.

Gerard: Well, you can suck my cock.

[PostOrbit]

@CassehSharpie :O

[Heymoonryden]

Gerard:"How about you, Frank?"

Frank:"Oh,I'm there,Baby."

Me: JSNonjsioNONSPGN;n ipugrepg *dies*

[marimolaughs]

Can't listen without headbanging... I don't understand how Ray Toro's fingers haven't fallen off yet.

[madamegravy123]

G-well are ya ready Ray?

R- yeaah

G-how about you Frank?

F-oh i'm there Baby !

G-how about you Mikey?

M-f****** ready!

G-how about you Bob....oh :/  like/thumbs up if you miss Bob :'(

[KatieBrittanyy]

I wanted to hear "FUCK YOU, TWILIGHT!"

[0Misao]

Can someone tell me what Gerard says at the end?

[jokemaster56]

@0Misao I heard him say "that was way too loud we broke the rule i'm sorry"

[thatcrazyartist]

@0Misao

I think it's 'that was way too loud, we need to tone it down a little, sorry.'

[0Misao]

@thatcrazyartist Hmm.... It's second possibility.. But thak you c:

[grazymustache]

"Gerard: How about you, Frank?

Frank: Oh, I'm there, baby" aww :D

[LMFAOimdifferent]

BEST. DAMNED. BAND. EVER.

[jonnywotten]

love this song, guitar solo's pure rock'n'roll

[FamousXoneXday]

I love them! Thumbs up if you do.

[DeWayAlo]

son dioses de la musica el que no los escucha es un sordo de mierda

[Chemtownshorts]

Is it just me or does the beginning sound alot like "Ballroom Blitz" by Sweet.

[AnimeGoddess1000]

@Chemtownshorts I think that was the idea :3 It's great though considering I like Sweet and MCR XD I'm glad I'm not the only one that made that connection though

[bluetechnoduck]

hehe for the the question of what Frank says, in an interview, he is asked that, and he says "I don't know, I was drunk." :) So we shall never figure it out. Jus' saying

[RockinRockChick2011]

Thumbs up is you LOVE the way Gerard says Mikey at the start :) He is sooo sexii <3

[LMFAOimdifferent]

lol i was singing this in class n this dude gives me like a smirk n an wtf look

[CrazyBananaThing]

Hair back, motherfucker!

Jet black, so cool!

<3 Haha

[PleasantviewPeasant]

Reminds me of "Pump it Up" - Elvis Costello. :D

[mintyraven88]

me: 3 2 1 WE CAME TO FUCK....

Mom heres me and walks in: You came to fuck what?

Me: Gerard Way..

XD :D

[SiunZoxdi]

@mintyraven88 just sayin its hears* not heres.

[WolferSon8]

Take That, Twicrap!

[helsinki]

mcr...thank you for not selling out

[MyChemicalRomanceFS]

Best song for Twilight ever...... XD XD XD

[funkylittlezoe616]

Frank:Jo u ready? Jo:No I still need to get my jacket Frank: ...... Hurry up dude Jo:One more minute 8 Hours later..... Frank;HURRY THE HELL UP!!!!! Jo:Ok 9 Hours later Frank:What Ever im going to bed.... Jo:IM READY NOW!!! =P Frank:To bad im tired Jo:Great now im going to have to take my coat off again..... 18 years later.. Jo : Got it off! Frank:Great lets go get on your jacket ok Jo:OH GREAT C'MON DUDE!!!!!!!1

[RockinRayus]

Best song on the whole album!

Unlike most people, I listen to MCR when I'm happy! Weird, I know...

[REGirYoshiSuper8]

When Mikey says: "F'ckin' ready...!"

It gives me an image of all the Killjoys in a cool car and Mikey just being like, "Alright guys, lets kick this SH!T!"

[OnOffOnn]

"Well are you prepared, Raymond?"

"Indeed"

"How about yourself, Frank?"

"Oh, I have arrived infant."

"How about yourself, Michael?"

"Intercourse equipped."

"Well, I believe I am content."

[NTSwift]

@OnOffOnn Sophisticatedness :o

[OnOffOnn]

@NTSwift Awwwhh yeahh B) 

[wolfy0312]

@OnOffOnn You my friend, have made my day :)

[Charliedaunicorn1557]

@OnOffOnn

Your comment is on Tumblr. I lol'ed. *mikey poker face*

[OnOffOnn]

@Charliedaunicorn1557 That it is. That it is :')

[AshleyCarter01]

@OnOffOnn lol even his mom doesn't call him Raymond any more... xD

[TheUnknownUserAcc]

@OnOffOnn I love you! XD I am laughing my ass off.. XD

~OMFrankGee! c:

[FrostBittenAgony]

@OnOffOnn I lol'd..

[98DarkAngel]

@OnOffOnn Next concert I go to of their's I'm going to call Ray Raymond and Mikey Michael. Lol if I get to go I'll definitely post a video of it!

[OnOffOnn]

@98DarkAngel Oh my Gee. Please do. I will love you forever. <3

[98DarkAngel]

@OnOffOnn lol I don't know when their next concert by me will be :C

Hopefully it doesn't make them angry at me xD

[OnOffOnn]

@98DarkAngel Ahhh! ;~; Hopefully it'll be soon! :|

Ahahaa, I doubt it! They'll probably find it some-what amusing! x'D

[98DarkAngel]

@OnOffOnn Ahahah yeah I can't wait =D

[ANobodyNamedKleyx]

@OnOffOnn like a sir.

[OnOffOnn]

@ANobodyNamedKleyx [Sips a cup of tea and puts on a monocle] Indeed.

[AfterMathIBrainless]

@OnOffOnn L and L and L and L O L !!

[OnOffOnn]

@AfterMathIBrainless Lol? ;D

[ToEveryEnemy]

@OnOffOnn SOMEBODY, PLEASE MAKE AN ANIMATION OF THIS.

or a gif..

Just.. a fucking.. picture..

;3;

It's awesome.

[blink182RableRable]

i like to sing this song in walmart and scream t in little kids ears.

[DontGiveMeSteve]

I'm in love with them talking at the begining. I could honestly listen to just that all day.

[skeletonsrule]

No body asked you Gerard... -__-

[FabulousKilljoy99]

@skeletonsrule No body needs to ask him. He's cool enough to ask himself ;D

[McFlyfanss0014]

Me encantaaaa!

[xXxmonique27xXx]

The music sounds exactly like Green Day - Christian's inferno

[kittysviewsandreview]

@xXxmonique27xXx you are stupid. one note on the bass is the same and the drum riff sounds close. but apart from that they are no one near the same!

[SilverStarz987]

@xXxmonique27xXx totally get what you mean... you could sing that over this music!

[XomuseFREAKoX]

I posted that comment on to my friend's account... he doesn't use it anyway(: He keeps telling me how many likes it gets each day... Thanks for valuing my opinion guys c: lol

[202cardline]

I liked hearing their voices too. Now their voices are all on the album.

I kinda miss Bob...o_0

[mcrninjasix]

love the way gerard say's hunny <3 :3

[LMFAOimdifferent]

@TheySaidNothing lol

[TheySaidNothing]

You capitalize Bolan but not Bowie? Shame. The goblin king will steal your brother!

[KanukiePie]

I love their voices! I replayed the beginning over and over! xD

[XxDeadlyWeaponsxX]

@KanukiePie i replayed it alot to!! hehe

[goodie278]

my chemical romance is the bomb !

[MilitaryArcade]

watch?v=Z6cbFIaA4aU

please check out my band, we're very My Chem Inspired :D

[3546sunny543545]

@MilitaryArcade are you still there its says you just post it an hour ago...

[SnivySolid]

Excuse if I say this...

But this song would had fit well in "Vampires Sucks". Yes, the movie is crap, but you get the idea: A song making fun of Twilight in a movie making fun of Twilight while I enjoy watching another Twilight who doesn't Sparkles more beyond her name.

[Trekkie1231]

For the record, its "Get a parking violation on La Brea till it's done." And Bowie should be capitalized, it's a reference to David Bowie. Just pointing it out. And I'll grant that Ray might say "Yeah I am," but Frank clearly says "Oh I'm there," not "All night." Listen carefully. "there," and "night" sound totally different. One ends with a hard "t" the other with a soft "ere" (pronounced "air," clearly). Not out of the question that I could be wrong, but I'm positive that I'm not.

[SilverStarz987]

does anybody now what he says right at the end? After "come on, on, on, on, on!" ? He says something that ends in "Sorry."

[walkingdisaster91]

@SilverStarz987 he's saying something like "our music is too loud, ll turn it down. im sorry"

[SilverStarz987]

hair back, collar up, jet black, SO COOL!

[Minnje]

I've always heard "I'm there, baby" and now that you guys are claiming it's "all night baby" I started to hear "all there, baby"....... I just can't hear the word night there

[supermusickid667]

when my mom fist heard this song she was freaking pissed! haha all i did was smile innocently and rocked out haha

[eternallymissedProdz]

-I THINK I'M ALRIGH!-

-NO BODY ASKED YOU FAT ASS.-

[ooveos]

Why im watching DangerDays on Youtube? I bought the Album, but this and FTWWW are not on the cd -.-'

[xXdeathXtheXkidXx100]

@ooveos its on my CD lol

[MissEnyaRose]

I'm so confused, I hear Frank say 'I'm there baby," But apparently he says 'All night baby," And I hear Ray say, "Yeah, but he actually says, "Yeah I am" Is my hearing fucked up something?

[adriandgabby]

@MissEnyaRose i thought frank says f**kin ready

[adriandgabby]

@MissEnyaRose i thought frank says f**kin ready...nm it is mike that says that woops...

[NoBodySaid1315]

@GDguitarz your wrong. Hes not the onlt person to hear 'all night' and actually that is what he says. And it donest further prove that. Everyone else just doesnt know how to pay attention to details.

Also Ray actually says "Yeah I am" but the way he says it is kinda in one breath, so it just sounds like "Yeah".

[NoBodySaid1315]

@975mas You are completly right. He does say 'ALL NIGHT'. Everyone ese is crazy. I can hear very clearly all night, and never once have i ever heard 'im there'. I agree with you 100%

[975mas]

OK WTF WHY DOES EVERY MOTHERFUCKING MCR FAN THINK FRANK SAYS "Oh I'm there, baby"?!??!?!??!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS "All NIGHT, Baby"? Seriously i dont fucking hear "im there" i hear "all night". I got the album the 1st day it release and when i heard it my instinct told me "ALL NIGHT". WHAT THE FUCK DOES NO ONE ELSE HEAR THIS?

[GDguitarz]

@975mas everyone hears im there cuz thats what he says. the fact that u are the ONLY person who hears all night, further proves the fact that he says im there. lol. no offense by the way. GO MCRmy!

[975mas]

@GDguitarz that doesnt prove anything, just because most people think he says im there doesnt mean that is what he says. That just means more people probably have a misunderstanding of the lyric. I have the fucking CD, i got it the FIRST day. And right when i heard it, that is EXACTLY what i heard. Maybe my CD is fucked up? I dont fucking think so. I bet if someone ripped Frank's vocal part out of the song he will say "ALL NIGHT"

[GDguitarz]

@975mas If u have the fuckin album then look in the lyric sheets! xD this can be solved a LOT faster!

[975mas]

@GDguitarz it doesn't have those lyrics on the lyric booklet. The Vampire Money lyrics on the booklet starts at "3-2-1" so it doesn't help at all

[GDguitarz]

@975mas Damn the corporation.....

[11Pills]

Problem, Twilight?

[BellaTheHobbitGirl]

Gerard: Well, are you ready, Ray?

Ray: Yeah..

Gerard: How about you, Frank?

Frank: Oh, I'm there, baby..

Gerard: How about you, Mikey?

Mikey: F***ing ready..

Gerard: How about you, Bob?

...

Gerard: Bob?

Gerard: BOB?!

[BrittneyLuv748]

@BellaTheHobbitGirl I MISS BOB!!!!!

[skullmetalheavy]

@BellaTheHobbitGirl i miss bob :(

[mychemro7755]

@BellaTheHobbitGirl HAHAHA AWESOME

[98DarkAngel]

@BellaTheHobbitGirl lol good one.

[xxPoisonDrummerxx]

@BellaTheHobbitGirl Awesome

[lollipopcandybabe]

Damnnn, the way Frank answers that question, I about melted.

This song is just fucking amazing. <3

[The123ken456]

IM AMERICAN :) BUT DONT U LOVETHE BRITISH!

[ShatteredNightmareAl]

@The123ken456 They aren't british.... o .o

[The123ken456]

@The123ken456 o lol :)

[13Thehe13]

Ray sounds weird? o.o'

[ash356]

They're right...No-one did actually ask Gerard.

Forever Alone.

[TheAerochick13]

The whole reason they wrote this song just makes me love it to death. It's so, well, 'MCR' of them to do.

[strawberryfrazel]

hahaha i love how at the end he says im sorry

[XomuseFREAKoX]

Twilight producers: Write a song for us??

Gerard: *Writes a parody instead*

[almale111222]

(Y)



[MzMeaghanB]

lol he say twilght sucks somewhere between 1:45 and 1:55 .... listen closely :DDD

[Takemealive100]

@MzMeaghanB HE DOES O_O 

[swantonist]

@MzMeaghanB no

[LlamaGirl666]

Hehe 18 reactions 17= Incredable. Says it all ;3

[haigfeinn]

the intro reminds me of ballroom blitz

[MissGothFord]

apartently this is to Twilight because they refused to do a song for them. They hate twilight. they even say it at the end :D

[AngelsThatCryTears]

@MissGothFord yeah. we know.. Am I the only one who hates the guys that try to show off, when almost everyone who listens is already a hardcore MCRmy member? shrug.

[jennifer821998]

at 1:53 i hear "why dont you suck my cock"or "i want you to suck my cock'

[skullmetalheavy]

all night baby :D i love frank

[lewisktfc]

shame on u to the 19 ppl who disliked this :)

[MrsAnoymouse]

I want pie. And i like this song.

[EmiliaLeto13]

Awh Yeauh!!! <3

[TheBulletBros]

Any one else think its awesome that when he says "real Cool " he sounds like cartman from southpark ?

[fairyice13]

well.. this officially takes the spot of "dead!" as my get dressed song...

[fruitsocks]

Fucking ready.♥

[StrawberryChipette]

Fucking love this song :D

[Donttrustmegirl2101]

3

2

1...

WE CAME TO FUCK :)

[ToEveryEnemy]

@Donttrustmegirl2101 Uhuh.

C:<



[MaybeJust2Weeks2Live]

My one aspiration in life, just one, is to be able to play the guitar like Ray.

[PawLuvzVampirez]

This song must be played as loud as possible. Love it! ^_^ <3

[xtHeCaItLinDx]

Epic. Just can't play it too loud in the house or my mum'll have a go at me. xD

[959chris]

3 2 1 lets fuck

[lemensaggerdumort]

So rockabilly OMFG i love this song!

[PunkRockPrincess961]

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PastaForPookey]

Ray Toro on his guitar is a freakin beast!!!!!

[sallycullen0209]

Mikey: fuckin ready!

*melts* <3

[zoyce101]

Frank: "Oh I'm there, Baby."

FRERARD. <3

[FallOfMind]

I'm pretty sure at least half of the songs on this album should of been in the movie Kick Ass.

[McIntryeFan4Ever]

Gerard: Well are you ready Ray?

Ray: Nooo

Gerard: How 'bout you Frank?

Frank: Oh hell no

Gerard: How 'bout you Mikey?

Mikey: Fucking no!

Gerard: Well I think I'm screwed.

[AmyTheJawsTerminator]

@McIntryeFan4Ever XD you win a gold star and thumbs up. *le hands gold star and gives thumbs up*

[Patchworkdrum]

@Vault35Dweller Danger Days is like The Road Warrior, Fallout, and the same color scheme as those neon Batman movies with George Clooney.

[pacobell08]

@Vault35Dweller Bob didn't steal anything, his replacement did. Bob left awhile back when he didn't think they were getting anywhere with the new album.

[KillerLithium]

they so stole the begining of this song from ballroom blitz lol

[SongsFromDangerDays]

@KillerLithium It's actually a tribute to Ballroom Blitz...awkward....

[sammiesbreath]

@SongsFromDangerDays you know its also about making fun of all the bands who desperately tried to get into the Twilight soundtrack after they refused :D

[Trekkie1231]

@SongsFromDangerDays Point remains that the intros are the same. Though I'll agree "stole" is a strong word if this was intended as a tribute, the confusion is understandable. First thing I noticed when I first heard the song was that the intro was wholesale lifted from "Ballroom Blitz."

[bluetechnoduck]

@Trekkie1231 right!? I was listening to my ipod and this came on. I was like OMG I HAVE BALLROOM BLITZ ON HERE? NO ITS MCR!!! XD XD

[TheDrugChildx]

This song makes me want to dress up like a pin up girl and have a sexy party.

[Teslagirlagain]

I found a spider while cleaning my room. i stared at it, then crushed it cause it looks nothing like mcr album cover :)

[moonwalkgrlz114]

i love the way mikey says "fucking ready" at the beginning... that is the reason the man is my husband... i love him so....

[Ale5631]

they are actually NOT making fun about the twilight' story. They make fun around the whole "twilight business" ----> vampire money. gerard's words.

[RachLovesCookies]

I love how at the end you can hear Gerard say, "Okay, that is WAY too loud, we need to turn it down a little.. Sorry.." xD

[blackjackilljoy]

How bout you Frank? Wauhluguhuugh

[13xSternchenx02]

After saying "That's right" at 1:51... Is he really saying "You can suck my cock" or is it just me? ^^

[thisfieldofdreams]

@13xSternchenx02 i've ust read this in tumblr so i came here to check xd

[13xSternchenx02]

@thisfieldofdreams Haha, you know what? I noticed that when I heard the song for the very first time, but I wasn't sure and yesterday I read a tumblr post about it so I came here to check (once more), but I still wasn't sure so I decided to ask people on youtube. ^^ May I ask what your tumblr url is? :)

[ElephantAsthmaAttack]

I just realized the beginning is like the song Ballroom Blitz. Everything in the world makes sense now.

[vampkiddful]

Just when you think MCR couldn't get more awesome, they do the impossible and make fun of Twilight at the same time of writing a fuck awesome song.

[Randomness1209]

@vampkiddful I made a comment like this a while back o3o

[CDyouKnowMe]

Like this if this song was the first time you heard Mikey talk

[princesssweetiepie5]

@CDyouKnowMe I liked it anyway. I've heard it before, but this made me laugh. xD

[XxXstitches13XxX]

lol i love how he says mikey... he says it like moikay

[gleekFinnhudson]

Ren:r u ready for our show

tasha:yeah totally what about u jordan

me:fucking ready

[TimACorp1]

uummmm.....