Ariz. Teacher Gets a Scorpion With Breakfast

[xISaiNTzIx]

I have the same first and last name as this guy. O.o

[zonumb]

and in other news...Rome is still burning...

[andrewh23]

A kid probably put it in his bag.

[MrHairyNutz]

He probly realized he didnt have enough to get a mansion and a tesla car at the same time so he said "Oh, Look McDonalds easy target" hopefully McDonalds doesnt roll over and they fight this tell the end.

[machesky1]

Since the bag was transported from the McDonald's to another location, who's to say the scorpion wasn't in the person's car and climbed into the bag; not really lawsuit material......I don't like scorpions, but, they are a part of life here in AZ...

[jayphx1]

WOOO HOOOO, suckas!!!

I went to Chandler High School.

Yeah we got scorpions in our fast food take away bags, cuz dat's how we roll.....

[deirdorfnippon]

he won't get any money because it can't be proven he didn't put it there himself.

[clearwater04]

yay he can retire after suing their stupid mcdonalds

[CamouflageCinemas]

If he sues they're probably going to have to make a label saying "WARNING: This bag may contain scorpions."

[BinkieMcFartnuggets]

That's just part of the new Southwest Egg McMuffin, he's just lucky he didn't get the special icing on it.

[hammermyhead]

I don't believe a damn word he said.

[gystracing]

Multi-million lawsuit on the way...

[unityed]

hes RICH

[Ghaztoir]

That'd be a lawsuit that actually had a legal and moral basis to be issued.

[kotk05]

what if the band "The Scorpions" was in his bag ... but I guess that would never happen.

[YurAllStupid]

Of course it can happen. Have you seen those guys today? I bet they get into McDonalds bags often.

[dustee20]

1 time i got a BB in a burger and twice i got a fingernail 1 in a burrito 1 in a taco hahaha

[PunkMartyr]

people sue over the stupidest shit

so what if the fuckn scorpion had stung him. He lives in Arizona he knew the risks when he moved there fuckn deal with it

[Ginyu]

the big money restaurant knows its in arizona too,keep the poisonous pests out of the foodbag.I mean i wouldn't sue,but don't give me a scorpion bag and then try to offer me a lame equal refund.keep your damn refund,i already ate the sandwich,just make sure to keep the killer pests out of the restaurant?.Is that what we have to have happen before we decide the place is not suitable to eat at?they have a worldwide rep to uphold and they offer a sandwich?thx for posting AP!

[andrewh23]

Those bags are folded up in a box before using. There's no way a scorpion got in there accidentally. Unless some McDonald's employee purposely put it in there, the most likely excuse is a student, other faculty member, or the teacher himself. I'd guess the teacher is a dick and pissed off some wacko at the school.

[residentevil808]

thats dangerous i will sue.

[RationalTheism]

I put it in there.

[Ginyu]

I would think that McDonalds would rather offer this guy more than a crappy sandwich or a refund for nearly getting stung by a baby scorpion just to not have AP put the story up.What an insult."Sorry about that,scorpions get into bags,oh well,here's a voucher"...FU mickey D's

[stupidaznmunkey]

Seriously - unfortunately, a manager title at McD's is overrated...so it's not like he/she has much authority anyway.

[Ginyu]

True...

[matman125]

That's pretty cool that he didn't freak out and went on TV saying "this is an outrage!" while fuming out the face, struggling to breath. He didn't sue them, either? Wow.

Hell, I'd buy him a Sourdough Jack if I ever met him.

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

don't worry, a liberal lawyer is already on the case.

he will try to prove that this caused hardship / suffering for him and his family and that no amount of therapy can cure the mental illness only $100 millions can cure it.

[snowfan]

LOL..... You still at it? What a fucking bore you are.... And on a Saturday night... LOL

[TheLiberalssuckdick]

what are you doing?

how do you know if it's Saturday night or Sunday morning were i live?

fag.

[snowfan]

cause you have a big fucking mouth ... You boring prick.

[3320105]

i would get the refund. what if i get 2 scorpions with the free sandwitch? im wouldent take that risk

[Ginyu]

lol...no doubt about that

[productionofboredom]

that would be scary

[mcgaugh57]

That's no happy meal.

[Arthurb06]

LOLOLOLOLOL NICE.

[744682532]

It would have been for the scorpion.

[Rachella38]

ROTFLOLLLLLLLLLLL

[clnmike]

New sandwich will be just fine.

[AirPhforce]

Sue McDonald's. First hot coffee, now this.