I drive a dodge stratus!!

[SCARSAC]

haha sweet i have a 2004 dodge stratus 2.4l sxt with 17" rims is that cool im not for sure?

[illiteratesickness22]

haha i gotta stratus

[whateverlolawants]

My ex drove a Dodge Stratus and I always said that. He didn't find it as funny as I did.

[alienfrontofmic]

love my Stratus

[Tenifus]

Anyone else remember on the full skit hearing the one guy dying of laughter in the audience? It was so funny lol

[BearFan09]

Lol thank you for sharing. "People are scared of me!"

[unimagineative]

who is the daughter

[50sJohnny]

@unimagineative

sarah michelle gellar aka buffy

[bergoldsamanthaj]

Like if you looked up a picture of a dodge stratus or were trying to escape your own family problems!

[ArtofWar91]

I got a stratus. I do this ALL THE FUCKING TIME! You will never experience the joy of doing this.

[badgerbuddy]

I drive a dodge spirit... it rolls off the tongue just as easily haha

[evontrizmo]

I actually have to say I drive Dodge Strati because I own 2 of them.

[iamchase4life]

I drive one too! 1998 :D

[PersianHercules]

I drive a Mercedes-Benz S600 so I normally say:

"I drive a S600!"

[Kamikazee011]

I drive one!

[divineoblivion1]

the best part for me is "I can do 100 push-ups in 20 minutes!"

[WAKEUPstudios]

I drive a dodge status (seriously, i do). So i can say this and mean it!

[dramaticsquirrels]

one person hates dodge stratuses

[mimiliebe10]

Who the heck is rob???



[DrewBludd]

One of my favorite things to yell during a heated argument. Takes the edge right off the situation.

[a55kiker]

I wanna buy a Stratus just so I can say that. 

[anatainu]

@a55kiker i own a stratus and do say this

[s0nnyburnett]

@a55kiker Trust me, no you don't.

[MrBushmonster]

@s0nnyburnett YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE DODGE STRATUS LIKE THAT

[PlanckEpoch]

@a55kiker i HAVE A STRATUS, i CAN SAY THAT

[MrDSty1113]

Tha bomb. I have a stratus... Haha